#probably a cemetery

[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: *gets up* "Now, let's go for that romantic outing pubescent teenagers so desire"

Enid: *still shooketh*

*Wednesday takes Enid's hand and leads her off to who knows where*

[cassandracain52]

Reverse trope

where instead of the Bats forgetting that they’re adopted (something actual adoptees do on occasion and is hilarious) they forget that some of them *cough Damian cough* aren’t

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Jason in the heat of a probably ridiculous argument: Yeah well YOU’RE adopted!

Tim just as invested in said argument: So are YOU! We all are!

Damian who had previously been quietly watching this unfold while he drank his tea: Actually I’m not

Tim and Jason who didn’t realize he was there but are already DoneTM: …… Damian continuing to sip his tea entirely unbothered: :)

Damian: Because I’m not an orphan-

Jason: ok, yoU KNOW WHAT-

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or like in their group texts (that we know they have thanks to Nightwing (2016) #79)

*Steph changed the group chat name to “Bruce Wayne’s Personal Orpanage”*

Jason: Really?

Steph: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Steph: It’s the truth Damian: Both my parents are very much alive

Steph: Shhh you don’t count

Cass: Mine too Duke: Technically so are mine

Barbara: I still have a dad so there’s that

Steph: YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE JOKE

Tim: Stephanie aren’t BOTH of your parents alive???

Steph: KNOW WHAT? FINE

*Steph changed the group chat name to “The Technicality Police”*

Tim: well that’s more accurate at least

Steph: :)

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Damian in his 10th argument with Tim of the day: That’s- this is-

Tim in full Antagonizing Big Brother mode: I’m listening

Damian -a Gen Z and best friend to Jon Kent- extremely frustrated: This is such Motherless behavior!

Tim taken aback: [voice cracking] W-what-?

Damian who didn’t mean to say that but doubling down anyway because his bloodline doesn’t believe in admitting mistakes: THIS! This is such Motherless behavior!

The rest of the family who is also motherless: :O

Cass whose been spending way too much time with Meme Queen Stephanie Brown and not involved in the argument but finding it entertaining regardless: [nodding along seriously] Facts

Tim: [visibly betrayed] CASS WHAT-

A video copy of the interaction gets sent out anonymously to the entire family. Barbara is the prime suspect but there is no proof as of yet (and they will never find any)

Steph, Cass, and Duke continue to respond “Motherless behavior” everytime one of the bats does something they deem questionable/insane. It is said often

It only stops when one night in the middle of patrol. Batman is in full Dark Knight mode (possibly in the middle of threatening someone) and descends from the ceiling into the middle of a warehouse drug deal, dark cape billowing out behind him-

and Steph just automatically whispers “Motherless behavior” forgetting her com was still very much on

She immediately realizes what she said and frantically apologizes but it’s too late.

Bruce just- Blue Screens. Completely stunned into silence

Dick -who was unfortunate enough to be the one teamed up with Batman tonight- is fighting for his life to choke back his laughter

Jason doesn’t even try to stop his and has collapsed to his knees from lack of air from how hard he’s laughing. Cass try’s half heartedly patting his back to help to no avail

The criminals are terrified into surrender from The Red Hood just laughing hysterically at seemingly nothing while Batman just Stands There

Damian ends up being the only one still functioning enough to continue arresting everyone, though he is privately amused and strangely proud

Tim and Barbara have saved both the com recordings and cowl footage to at least three different servers and sent it to absolutely everyone before Batman even recovers

Duke finds out second hand the next morning and is furious he missed the chance to see it in person. He declares he is moving to the nightshift so it doesn’t happen again. (He is all talk and goes to bed by 9 pm)

Bruce bans the phrase for life and promises swift and server punishment to anyone who dares to use it again

[thecryptidzenith]

how much do we wanna bet that Kipperlilly was at the Ashgrove Cemetery mourning a parent when she found the rogue teacher?

[khytal]

my grandma: we are going to have a good and fun day today

also my grandma: do you want to visit the cemetery

[panthermouthh]

🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

Based on a recent picture by cemetery_wildlife on instagram :)

[starswallowingsea]

idk what else to do today after i go grocery shopping. any suggestions

[the-ghost-king]

actually no we don't talk about nico who likes pirates enough. we don't talk enough about how he probably has a favorite pirate. we don't talk enough about how he probably has a favorite ship. we don't talk enough about how he probably has a favorite shipwreck too. we don't talk enough about how he probably spent all day on the canals with the gondole, asking the gondoliers all sorts of questions about their boats until his mother had to pull him away. how many hours did he spend on the port of venice just watching the boats come in and leave? just.... how far does the love of pirates go? is it a love of boats too? like we know he loves (I refuse to believe it's past tense) pirates, but we don't even know if he knows how to swim, or if he likes being on cruises, or at the beach or what. it's sad.

[cr1ms0nesp3ra-ac3]

My TNMN OC, first time drawing this btw;

Info:

Name: JACKSON "KUROKA" SCIZZORSKI

Age: 33 years old

Nationality: British-German(mostly Japanese)

Hair color: Black

Hair length: messy-medium

Eye color: Dark Scarlet Red

Height: 5'9

Birthday: August 7, 1991

Sexuality: Gay

Romantic Spectrum: Demiromantic

Occupation: Supernatural Hunter(currently) and D.D.D's Doorman. (Actually, Jackson is good at fighting and guns.)

Personality: Stoic and Cold as hell- but when you get to know him.. he is more of a calm-gentle person.. also he is sometimes serious when going on things. You'll see what I mean..

Background:

Jackson was born from a wealthy family back in Berlin, Germany. He and his father had some interests of supernatural beings. Nothing bad happened because of Jackson having a good childhood life.. until his father died of leukemia in (cannot tell the month due to personal reasons).

Jackson had to live with his auntie while his mother had to go on "business", he is not sure why back then when he is only 16.

But besides that, Jackson became a supernatural hunter during the age of 24 when moving to Britain in 2006. Because he made his first and ever full-time job to hunt ghosts and entities in order to get paid. But this time.. things will either get better or worse.

Jackson didn't get married yet during his age of 33 which is funny- saw something that decided to take a break of hunting ghosts later.. and no, he will not retire this time.

He decided to join the D.D.D as Doorman, just to see how this experience worked.

But little did he know.. that he will soon discover some species that he had never seen in his own life before..

And it's doppeldangers.

[sga-owns-my-soul]

thinking about the memorial site they would have on atlantis for all the lost members of the expedition

[theclowncowboy]

my favorite women in music <3

[ björk / debbie harry / amy winehouse / k.d lang / florence welch / fiona apple / mitski / rico nasty / sade / lorde / ethel cain / angel olsen / rina sawayama / rose mcdowall + jill bryson / selena / nancy sinatra / sophie / megan thee stallion ]

[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: "If I were to agree to a romantic outing of sorts, it's to a place of my choosing"

Enid: *just excited* "OF COURSE!"

Thing: *signs to xavier* "I don't know about that"

[mackmp3]

a dreaded sunny day // don't blink

[hislittleraincloud]

Sorry to hear about your dog, babes :( 🫂

Mmn, thanks. Been 😭 on and off since he passed a week ago. They didn't have any openings for a private witnessed cremation until today.

Normally I would love cemeteries. Not today (I couldn't sleep at all last night), though I did get a crapload of photos of interesting pet headstones. People got a lot of money to burn for their babies.

[stormynoelart]

Portland, OR

Summer 2023

[arataka-reigen]

Here, have some cool pictures from my phone that i don't fully remember taking

[choserage]

" why did you bring me here ? "

+ Ana

@burninq | meme.

    exasperation returns, arms crossed over her chest which heave a sigh. it's been while since she'd felt such a strong dislike for someone but she hasn't tried very hard to dismiss him. give it time. he'll tuck tail and run or get bored and find entertainment elsewhere soon enough and she can go back to being hostile.

      "i didn't bring you anywhere; i went and you followed."     a correction she felt was needed since he hadn't exactly been invited. why indeed...after taking in two hounds, the last thing she needed was another stray — especially one that asked too many damn questions.