#private arsenal

[socialjusticeinamerica]

“Deputies said multiple animals were shot and killed, including miniature horses, goats, rabbits, guinea pigs, chickens, ducks and other types of birds. Some animals survived the shooting but had to be euthanized due to the severity of their injuries.

Five rifles, a shotgun, a handgun and approximately 2,000 rounds of ammunition were allegedly seized during a search of Arroyo’s home and associated buildings. The handgun and one of the rifles allegedly did not have serial numbers.”

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 13! Happy birthday to Jay and Alf!

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[ghurab-alzilal]

Roy to Damian : Would you stab your siblings in the leg for ten million dollars?

Jason: Stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we go to Disneyland.

Stephanie: You can stab me too, then we'll have twenty million dollars and we could go to Hawaii too.

Damian: I love you both so much.

Bruce: Nobody here is going to stab anybody for money ok?

Damian: You never let us do anything fun, Father.

Jason: Didn't you want us to bond as siblings, old man?

Stephanie: *staring at Bruce with disappointment *

[superbat-lmao]

Roy and Jason have their own comms channel that blocks the rest of the bats.

Because, when Roy is out of commission and it’s a slow night, he says the filthiest things over the comms to try and convince Jason to wrap it up early and come home.

Warning: Mature content.

Roy, who has years of experience over Jason also has the unique delight of patrolling for two weeks while Jason heals from a particularly nasty GSW. Once Jason’s well enough to listen in over the comms, he gets an idea.

The first time he signs on to their private channel, he’s direct and slightly nervous. He doesn’t get further than, “Busy night?”

“Nope!”

“Wanna come home and fuck me?”

There’s a noise like an impact and then Roy saying, “I might have to now that you almost gave me a concussion, Jaybird.”

But after a few days Jason really considered how much work it is for Roy to just keep talking. Because Jason has sat out in the cold for two and a half hours before, completely silent, and still had Roy chattering on in his ear with lurid fantasies.

So, he waits for Roy to do actual reconnaissance, writes down a couple of things beforehand, and really lays into it.

Because if there’s one thing that Roy is that Jason isn’t, it’s that he’s shameless.

But Jason is a bat, and if there’s one thing he’s capable of, it’s completing a mission.

So Roy announces that he’s going silent on his end and Jason waits about 7 minutes before laying into his master plan. He triple checks he’s on their private comm and goes for it.

“Have I told you what I think about on patrol when you’re on the comms? What it was like the first time you caught me off guard doing this?”

“Because at first you gave me a heart attack. I didn’t realize you’d switched lines and thought Babs could hear us. You’d said something about suffocating between my thighs and I damn near fell off a fire escape.”

“But my first stakeout? You talked about me pinning you to the wall of the alley I was above, fisting my hand around your cock, and putting my dick inside you. I couldn’t breathe, Roy. I thought I’d died when the mark finally moved and got the recon of who he was working for. I had to do breathing exercises the whole way home so I didn’t come in my gear.”

After a while, Jason gets used to the silence and just describes everything he can think of about Roy. He talks about his hands, the callouses on his fingers, his arms, what it’s like to sink his teeth into his neck, the feel of his muscles under Jason’s hands, how good he feels wrapped around Jason’s cock, or in Jason’s mouth, or how he tastes clenched around his tongue, how it feels to have Roy inside him, how Roy’s hair feels in his finger tips, how he loves the taste of his tongue, his teeth. How his back curves into his ass and the pale skin he bites when he clenches around Jason.

“God baby, how do you keep your hands to yourself saying things like this. I’m hard just thinking about you.”

And he is. Jason’s sweatpants are tented where he’s seated on the couch.

His mind wanders a bit, thinking on how rarely he’s speaking these thoughts about Roy out loud. He’s an enthusiastic partner, loud even, but rarely this explicit.

“Fuck Roy, is it easier for you to say these things when I’m not in front of you? Because I swear some times I look at you and forget how to breathe.”

“When you’re here in front of me it’s like someone has shorted a connection in my brain. I would forget English if you let me. Until all I could say is your name.”

He goes on for a while longer, not quite keeping track of how long he’s been talking for. He tries to picture what Roy will be like when he wraps up, when he comes home, but he draws a bit of a blank.

Because Jason knows this script, but not from this side. He’s always been the one to come through the window, to take Roy in whatever state he finds him on their bed, and bear down on him. To fulfill any fantasy that he had been hearing for the last twenty minutes to three hours.

But when Jason finally hears their window open, he realizes how much control Roy gives him. Because abruptly, Jason feels as though he’s been waiving a red piece of cloth in a dirt ring and he can finally hear the gate open.

He gasps into the kiss Roy demands from him, smiling into the satisfaction of how riled up he looks now that he’s removed his domino. Roy’s hands move with an urgency that makes Jason laugh as he removes his armor as quickly as possible.

“Of course you would find this funny. Jaybird, I swear on Alfred that if you don’t help me out of this right now I will combust.”

So Jason takes pity on him and strips what he can reach. There’s a pull in his leg when Roy readjusts them on the couch and it seems to occur to him that Roy is usually pretty injured when Jason is on the other side of this set up. He makes a mental note to move them to the bed in the future before letting himself get distracted.

When Roy’s wandering hands press a little too roughly that he feels Jason flinch, he takes the hint and they’re in the bedroom. Roy solves the problem of too much pressure by maneuvering Jason on top of him and letting him set the pace.

After, when they’re cleaned up and enjoying the distinct fuzziness of the afterglow, Roy tracing his fingers lazily around Jason’s chest, Jason can’t help but ask.

“So, how’d the recon go?”

Roy flushed a deep red at the question.

“That bad, huh?”

“I got what we needed.”

“Really? I didn’t distract you too bad? Do I have to up my game for next time?”

“I swear you‘ll be the death of me.”

When Jason shot him an unimpressed look Roy relented and went on.

“I didn’t think it would be that hard, I’ve spent literal hours sitting here doing the same thing and you’ve never almost botched a mission because of a hard on.”

“Yeah well, I don’t know how you can keep talking for so damn long. It’s one thing doing breathing exercises on a roof top, but our living room is too damn boring for me to be stuck looking at when talking about you.”

That gets a smile out of Roy, who presses a short kiss against Jason’s slight scowl.

“Aww Jaybird, you could always tell me while I’m here. I’ll keep things interesting.”

“Roy, if you’re here there are way more important things I could be doing than talk.”

“I do enjoy putting it to use in other ways, I’ll give you that. And tonight wasn’t, I mean. God Jason listening to you say everything, I don’t know where to start. I love every possible use your mouth could be put to, just, I don’t know if I can handle the insane amount of control you’re using to listen to everything on patrol.”

Jason worked on tucking them in properly, reaching for the light so they could finally get some sleep.

“Noted. Dirty talk on the comms only when you’re wrapped up for the night.”

“Ugh, I really hope this grappling with a boner thing doesn’t become a Thing.”

Jason laughed when he kissed Roy before really settling in.

“No promises.”

[canirove]

Arsenal Vs AS Monaco | Pre Season Friendly | 02.08.2023

📸 by John Walton/PA Images via Getty Images

[cali]

Xixi is so awesome I really really like her. She seems kind of similar to gog agog from kill 6 billion demons kind of?? She is swag and I am a fan

yes i didnt read that but i just read the k6bd wiki article on her and the personality section is mostly similar except i think theres more capacity for empathy in xixi and shes got more of an inhibitor for causing harm. and theyre both similar creatures in concept of like ability i guess, but i think xixi is a lot less physical than gog agog, that thing seems physical af. the whole idea of a hivemind is all about making a big impact in the world, changing a lot of things around you which i think xixi isnt looking to do ever i think its just small adventures all day long a lot of personal playing , and interacting with individuals human and animals

[lovelybrandt]

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Release Date: 30/04/2022

This Was For!! Daisy 1929 And ColorsOfMySeason.

[faithinchances]

Hello hello! I’m just here to knock on your door because I saw your tags on the ‘Jamie’s post-s3 career path’ poll and I really enjoyed them! (And didn’t want to clog up the notes of someone else’s poll about it)

If you ever wanted to share more in detail about any of these options, I’d love to know more! I am also delighted by the concept of Jamie moving to Leverkusen and ending up under Xabi Alonso, but Barca and Liverpool also have my interest.

No rush or expectations on answering this whatsoever. Just if you ever do feel like sharing, I would love to hear more.

Hm. So Leverkeusen is the option I know the least about and Xabi Alonso is 100% of the reason I put that as an option; he started at Leverkeusen in 2022, which is also when s3 ends, which means they would arrive at the same time. Xabi himself is a midfield legend for Liverpool with a famously amazing first touch, and Jamie also has an amazing first touch.

I am very much hoping (delusionally) that Xabi will end up at Liverpool next year, I think that would be poetic and fun and he seems like a really good coach, but on the subject of Liverpool and coaches: Jurgen Klopp.

He's probably a bigger inspiration for Ted than Pep is.

Pep is a brilliant tactician, deeply passionate, absolutely nuts, always losing it on the sidelines, whereas Klopp at least once forced his team to celebrate losing a final, ie, forced them to celebrate getting to a final even if the result wasn't what they wanted. I just watched the TAA interview with Gary Neville, and he also apparently doesn't focus on winning or losing, just wants Liverpool to be the hardest team to beat because they work so hard. All very Ted.

Except that crucially, Klopp is ALSO a brilliant tactician (he's no Pep, but he's no slouch either), meaning that he's like Ted except competent, passionate, and outwardly caring (sorry Ted), thereby making him perfect for Jamie.

Liverpool also run a very high press that I think Jamie would enjoy, and being in Liverpool would get him closer to home (he could totally drive home for dinner, it's only about an hour) while still keeping some space, which I think he would appreciate. I can see Georgie being a little overbearing when Jamie's in a less needy mood. And, of course, Liverpool also typically make European competition and are regular title contenders.

Assuming he went there in 2022, he would also get a whole year under Jordan Henderson, who we can go ahead and consider being like Roy, except that he's less talented, a better captain, and actually from Sunderland (I've seen it hypothesized that Roy is a reskinned Hendo). And I want to know what would happen if he and Darwin were on the pitch together (Darwin was Liverpool's big signing that summer, realistically Jamie would replace him, but I don't care) (Darwin is notoriously chaotic, a striker with dubious talent in finishing, but also an extremely hard-worker and he takes more chances than most, so his low conversion rate is expected). Also I think Jamie would have a bit of a crush on VVD and that would be funny and cute.

The Barca route is also very fun, and not even because Messi (he had already left at this point). It's basically only possible if Jamie's Richmond contract was up at the end of s3, Barca could never afford our boy otherwise. I've heard it said that true fans of the sport of football will pick Barcelona to watch over any other team (provided theirs isn't playing), and Jamie is nothing if not a fan of football.

They were also at their height when Jamie was a young teenager, a time period when I think he would have had the most time to watch while having already developed an immense interest in it. He would have watched Messi, of course, but also Xavi, Iniesta, and Busquets, who made up a midfield dynasty that I know no comparison for. They are all technically gifted, and two of those last three were still at Barca for the 22/23 season. Xavi coached the team, and Busi was captain.

And then also at this time, Barca were bringing up a new crop of very exciting youngsters, most notably Gavi and Pedri. Jamie is a few years older than them, but I think it would be fun for him to be a role model for a couple of ludicrously talented barely-adults. He would not know what to do with himself.

I also think Jamie is maybe better suited for football abroad? Like he's very salt of the earth, "I work hard, yeah," but he also has this incredible swagger. How to use my limited knowledge to explain this. Spanish football culture seems to be less humble? More flamboyant? Like English football is full of a bunch of guys who are Just Some Dude. Harry Kane, Gary Neville, and in TL, also Roy. Jordan Henderson is PEAK some dude energy. Spanish football invented the term "Galactico" for its superstars.

I just think Jamie would love doing a little dance with his teammates after scoring.

[joaofelix70]

isabella, martinelli's girlfriend, coming from brazil to watch him playing in london and dedicating a goal for her. she's even taking pics with his player of the match award. this couple is what i dream to have.

[2c75ff]

((My sole contribution to any of the themes invoked over the course of this particular day is the fact that Seventeen is very weird now, for many understandable reasons, about the prospect of being outclassed to the point of helplessness; and that his figurative wires, when it comes to the thought of submission, have found themselves subsequently crossed and fried in some interesting and occasionally rather Cell-shaped ways.))

[askthearrowfam]

Arrow fam as things I overheard at school part 7 ft the Lightningfam

This might be the last part bc i graduate in a few months Connor: Mr. Pierce, will you teach drama club? Jefferson: I feel like every class I teach is drama club. Roy: Dolls are taxidermied children Anissa: ROY NO! Mia: *incomprehensable noises* Jennifer: What wouldn't you do for a million dollars? Roy: Kill my parents Connor: DUDE! Roy: It was "wasn't" Mia: What should you do to get guests to leave? Roy: Fire. Connor: Yeah Connor: By asking nicely Roy: What wouldn't you do in public? Emiko: Kill someone Connor: DUDE! Jefferson: And how exactly do you plan to get out of a speeding ticket? Ollie: By saying I'm Batman Dinah: Calm down Felicity: I had coffee this morning. Felicity: I can't. Ollie: I just got a new stapler Ollie: So if you could not break it today Ollie: that would be great. Mia: So it's fair game tomorrow? Jefferson: Where's your book? Emiko: At home Jefferson: Mia, where's your book? Mia: In my locker. Jefferson: Go get it Emiko: Can I get my book? Jefferson: From your house? Felicity: Just because there was white powder one time... Dinah: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE WHITE POWDER! Lian: Is New York north or south of the US? Mia: North Lian: Is it north or south of Canada? Mia: North Jefferson: *Distressed noises*

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

[hits “record” when PIMIs start complaining about elders, fellow brothers, and the organization overall]

[thingsasbarcodes]

Young Justice 3x04 - Private Security

[inprimalinie]

Der Spiegel: Von der Leyen folosește prea des avioane private pentru călătorii de afaceri personale

Președinta Comisiei Europene, Ursula von der Leyen, folosește prea des avioane private pentru călătorii de afaceri personale, potrivit Der Spiegel. Georgiana Arsene Potrivit ziarului, doar câțiva dintre cei 27 de comisari europeni zboară uneori cu avioane private. La sfârșitul anului 2023, au fost efectuate în total 29 de astfel de zboruri, iar șefa CE a “bifat” 23 dintre acestea. Politicianul…

[asaxophony]

Okay now that I'm thinking of titanfall im making u look at the stupidest character I've ever designed. David Davids, a pilot who is not a pilot.