#print me a house and home
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i'm so sick of applying to jobs. hundreds of apps and they all just ghost me no matter how much i call and email and ask for updates and then when i finally get them to acknowledge i exist and they interview me they just reject me for someone with "more experience" stringing me along and making me hopeful just to spit in my face and tell me to fuck off. over and over and over and over i feel like i'm going insane. how has anyone ever gotten a job ever i don't believe in it anymore. i don't think anyone has ever had a job or been hired or owned a house or been happy or had a future it's all just a big prank
it's not fair. i need money i need my own place i don't even have a desk or my own shelf for stuff i'm a grown adult living in half a bedroom. i do all my job applications and drawing commissions sitting curled up on the floor of my childhood bedroom. i'm fucking doomed nothing will ever get better i tried and it didnt work so i just want to die
#sorry i was driving home and passed a print shop i interviewed at and thought i had a real chance and then they rejected me#sorry tumblr is the only place i can express a negative emotion#if i do that around my mom she starts lecturing me about giving up too easily#and complaining that i stress her out so much and make everything miserable and it's all my fault#and she just wants to fix it but since i get upset about the same thing multiple times i'm making it impossible for her to do that#so it's all my fault and i can't ever cry or be upset about being an unemployed failure#i need out of this house get me out#it's not fairrrrrrrr it's not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair its not fair
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Gen alpha is cooked my 8 year old sister gets frustrated when we say school is for learning and doesn't want to figure out how to spell because she uses voice to text. She doesn't want to learn how to type on an actual keyboard and is very resistant to learning handwriting for similar reasons. All because she's had a tablet since she was like four or five
#it does not help that despite being homeschooled neither parent actively works with her#to do the schooling from home#she just uses a paid service that has pre-recorded lessons and ai graded writing assignments#and when my father has tried to take an active role he just prints out worksheets#and then gets mad when she cant do them perfectly because she is an eight year old probably with adhd#im pretty sure this is educational neglect but the only people who are aware of how bad it is#are me and two siblings#so if we made an anonymous tip to anyone they could probably still deduce that it was from inside the house#anyway i want to sh--t myself rn yay thanks
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Applying to an apartment with little income and terrible credit score, in hopes that they'll be desperate enough to take me
#im not even getting my hopes up for this one folks#but this same company rook me when i had no rental history so maybe?#unlikely for the aforementioned piss poor income and credit score#im just praying they remember me feom when i used to rent from them and liked me enough then to take me again#the bathroom is not in the apartment btw#that's the wildest thing. like its a basic studio with a kitchen closet and main area#but you have to go across the hall. to the private bathroom#im hoping they realize that thats wild and give me the apartment#i neeeeed to leave my parents house. and i really miss that city the apartment is in#i wish there was a little essay section where i could tell the landlord how much i like the city#and that ill get a better job once i live there and my parents are going to pay my first month and security deposit#that would be nice#i applied knowing that i won't get it but also knowing that i cant get it if i dont try#mostly i just miss that city#there was a really nice coffee shop within walking distance of my apartment#(the apartment i applied to is next door to the building i used to live in so same area which is great)#but i didnt have wifi so i would go there a lot to do work. it was so cozy in the winter especially#and i went on a lot of walks. so i wiuld swing by there and grab a drink to sip on my walk#and it was literally within sight of a great lake. a literal great lakw of Michigan lol#i loved walking along the lake on a nice day. or a windy day and just watch the waves crash#and my favorite band is feom that city so i got to see so many of their performances. and theyre a small band so the most i ever paid#was $50 and that was for the vip package. i saw them for $10 once. and free once. and $50 for the vip#its a big art and music city and i love it so much. i miss it so fucking much and i regret leaving#but at least it made me realize that no other city is for me. that city is my home#oh and it was literally right next to a bug beautiful library that i loved to wander. i still have my library card from there#mostly used it to print stuff and you have to pay at the box next to the printer. and one time i forgot to pay. i still feel bad about that#but i dont want to reminisce too much cuz i know i wont get it#im trying to pay off my credit cards to bring up my credit score but its slow going#its much nearer my gf and all my friends so i would love to live near them. rn im hours away from about everyone i love#i ran out of tags. maybe pray for me if you pray? or just hope for me. i dont want to let myself want this but its there
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yearning for the comfort of home
#catfish speaks#I'm feeling sad and lonely and disconnected#and i think a big part of it is this house sitting ive been doing#it's not my home#not my burrow not my warren not my nest#there's only so many places i can relax and none of them are really Mine#im not in my den and i miss it so much#i think im tired of house sitting for people#i know my friends trust me and need it#and it nice to get paid to jusy feed a cat for a week#but the difference between this year and the last is that last year was an escape from a hellhole#this time its confinement from my home#i don't want to be here#i want to go home#i want to sleep in my own lumpy bed with too much light behind the curtains#i want my own messy kitchen with a roommate that never does the dishes#i want my big windows and my slow tv and my badly designed couch and my fabric shelves and my sewing table#yeah i can bring my laptop and my phone and crocheting with me#i can watch youtube and tv here#but it's not the same and i miss my little den with the art prints on the wall#i miss my tomato plant that's dying#i want to go home again
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
#i forgot how difficult it is to print out digital art nicely djdkdl#it did take me three tries... after i ran the printer thru its cleaning cycle twice dbhddkl#so much printer ink. ALAS. i have quite a bit from a couple yrs ago and idk how long it lasts so like... i probably should use it up anyway#but shfjdld hopefully i can figure out the settings a little faster next time LORD. everything just came out way too dark#it still is darker and not as vivid as I'd like but ... i think this is as good as it gets for a home job fjfkdl#I AM PLEASED NONETHELESS!#i can add Guz to my secret wall of fandom dhdjdl i have mk up there and my paper mache dca masks already#its abt time i got my mans up there too fjfkdl#(i say secret wall bc it is hidden away from where anyone in the house can see it fjfkdl i have a curtain blocking it LMAO)#maybe one day if im able to i will have these printed out all niceys but fjfkdl for now this is what i will be pleased with :]#dandy.cmd
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My college keeps sending emails that are like "We're trying to contact you for the alumni verification process" but in order to be verified you have to 1) call them 2) during office hours. Office hours are 9-4 M-F. I work during those hours. I work before and after those hours. Even if I left early or arrived late I would be working during those hours. You see the problem.
#chit chat#'call during lunch!' nah#half my job is taking phone calls im not gonna voluntarily give up my free time so some random college person can interrogate me#they call it an 'alumni interview' but it's gonna be like an hour long conversation about what im doing now#and they'll want me to talk about how the university helped me so much so they can put my words in their flyers#and tbh i don't remember much good about that place. i remember how many of their admin decisions pissed me off#i graduated the covid year#they sent us all home and refused to give us any kind of refund on housing despite being unable to use it#and basically told everyone that if they couldn’t afford to write that loss off in these unprecedented times maybe they shouldn't go there#so#i don't have a lot of kind words to be printed in flyers
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Halloween in "mid" June ✨🎃✨
#dyed hair#black and white stripes#care bears#care bears lover#goth#goth house#gothique#halloween countdown#pastel goth#halloween#spoky halloween#halloween in mid june#goth girl#waiting for autumn#autumn hair#halloween print pijamas#pijama#halloween pijama#hello it's me#home sweet and haunted home
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Being Price’s lil wife
-Task force 141 knew Price was married. Man wore his ring religiously, always putting it back on the second they were in the helicopter/plane/whatever after each mission
-He’d come to work with a lunch packed with a cute lil heart note
-To be honest they all assumed you were the same age as Price (old) He always said he’d been “married for years” (3)
-They never knew your name, Price only ever referred to you as The Missus
-Gaz swore Price had a photo of you in his wallet (he did) but they never knew what you looked like untilllllllll
-You called your husband simply to complain. The AC had gone out and the repair man wouldn't be able to get there for a couple days. No no this simply would not do, his perfect lil lady could not be uncomfortable in her own home he wouldn’t have it but fuck he’s out of the country for a few more days. His team however is not and while stupid, they do know how to do maintenance work (why? Just because.)
-He called his team for a very important mission. Gave them the address, accompanied with “I don’t want to hear a fucking thing about you causing any trouble or being disrespectful to the Missus you hear?” The boys were absolutely giddy to finally see the ever so important Missus.
-The second you opened the door Soap was apologizing for having the wrong house and oh so politely asked if you knew where the Price household was. This had to be the wrong one because there you stood, pretty young thing, big doe eyes. Standing in just a big shirt ending at the very tops of your thighs, lashes batting at the three soldiers standing at your door.
-“You’ve got the right place. John told me you were coming, please come in.” You had to hold in a giggle, watching all of their eyes go wide. Gaz immediately looking at the sky, the floor, anywhere but the wife of his captain that he was just undressing with his eyes.
-When you turned to guide them into the house they all saw PRICE printed on the back of the large tshirt just barely covering your ass (this is your own home pants are never required and its hot as hell without the ac). Now it was Ghost’s turn to look anywhere but at you.
-As they worked you’d bring them water or snacks. They now understood why Price kept you hidden from them. The perfect lil housewife. The woman of all of their dreams already taken.
-When they were finished they went to the kitchen to inform you they were done only to find a full meal set on the table waiting for them but worst of all? There you were reaching up to the top cabinet. On your tippy toes, your shirt (Price’s shirt) riding up enough to expose the bottom of your ass and lacey pink panties. Soap had to bite his knuckle to keep from groaning. Ghost grabbing the tops of his teammates heads, turning them away from the incredible sight in front of them.
-Price was right to keep you hidden from them
-They might just have to sneak in and break something every time Price was out of town if it meant this is what they got to see.
Price's lil wife Masterlist
#john price#captain price#price x reader#task force 141#tf 141#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#ghost#cod x reader#blurb#cod modern warfare#kyle gaz garrick#gaz#prices lil wife
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my mom can't budget her paychecks and keeps asking me for rent earlier and earlier in the month. I'm never getting enough fucking money for this stupid car :/
#all this to live in a home where i babysit dogs that arent mine and can hear my moms tv thru the whole house#im not even there most of the time bc they all annoy me so much. watch your own dog!!! print your own papers!!!! i have a fucking job
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@love-and-pigeons!

I got my boyfriend two mice eating pizza and just put it in their cabinet without telling them
#i'm in tears i LOVE this#shenanigans with bertya once he discovers 3d printing 🐭🍕🐭 now idk about you but i would love those two mice eating pizza#i would truly display this in my house and home i hope this delights you as much as it delighted me this fine morning#🥰💖🥰💖🥰💖🥰💖🥰💖#hope you're doing okay and feeling alright my dearest#love you lots 💖💖💖💖💖#rat#rodent
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the older I get, the more the technological changes I've lived through as a millennial feel bizarre to me. we had computers in my primary school classroom; I first learned to type on a typewriter. I had a cellphone as a teenager, but still needed a physical train timetable. my parents listened to LP records when I was growing up; meanwhile, my childhood cassette tape collection became a CD collection, until I started downloading mp3s on kazaa over our 56k modem internet connection to play in winamp on my desktop computer, and now my laptop doesn't even have a disc tray. I used to save my word documents on floppy discs. I grew up using the rotary phone at my grandparents' house and our wall-connected landline; my mother's first cellphone was so big, we called it The Brick. I once took my desktop computer - monitor, tower and all - on the train to attend a LAN party at a friend's house where we had to connect to the internet with physical cables to play together, and where one friend's massive CRT monitor wouldn't fit on any available table. as kids, we used to make concertina caterpillars in class with the punctured and perforated paper strips that were left over whenever anything was printed on the room's dot matrix printer, which was outdated by the time I was in high school. VHS tapes became DVDs, and you could still rent both at the local video store when I was first married, but those shops all died out within the next six years. my facebook account predates the iphone camera - I used to carry around a separate digital camera and manually upload photos to the computer in order to post them; there are rolls of undeveloped film from my childhood still in envelopes from the chemist's in my childhood photo albums. I have a photo album from my wedding, but no physical albums of my child; by then, we were all posting online, and now that's a decade's worth of pictures I'd have to sort through manually in order to create one. there are video games I tell my son about but can't ever show him because the consoles they used to run on are all obsolete and the games were never remastered for the new ones that don't have the requisite backwards compatibility. I used to have a walkman for car trips as a kid; then I had a discman and a plastic hardshell case of CDs to carry around as a teenager; later, a friend gave my husband and I engraved matching ipods as a wedding present, and we used them both until they stopped working; now they're obsolete. today I texted my mother, who was born in 1950, a tiktok upload of an instructional video for girls from 1956 on how to look after their hair and nails and fold their clothes. my father was born four years after the invention of colour televison; he worked in radio and print journalism, and in the years before his health declined, even though he logically understood that newspapers existed online, he would clip out articles from the physical paper, put them in an envelope and mail them to me overseas if he wanted me to read them. and now I hold the world in a glass-faced rectangle, and I have access to everything and ownership of nothing, and everything I write online can potentially be wiped out at the drop of a hat by the ego of an idiot manchild billionaire. as a child, I wore a watch, but like most of my generation, I stopped when cellphones started telling us the time and they became redundant. now, my son wears a smartwatch so we can call him home from playing in the neighbourhood park, and there's a tanline on his wrist ike the one I haven't had since the age of fifteen. and I wonder: what will 2030 look like?
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adding onto the wild ups and downs of the day i just spent an hour wandering outside in slides and a sweatshirt because my mother decided that the best way to deal with an argument was to leave the car and walk around without her phone and hope her famously horrible sense of direction didnt prevent her from getting home. my stepdad called me because hed tried to go after her and fucking went into a-fib so i drove out to the car and tracked her footprints through the fucking snow- at midnight!!!- a solid half mile while my stepdad drove around trying to find her
#i think i walked half a mile or so#which doesnt seem too bad except that i was not dressed for the weather and also didnt think to bring my fucking inhaler with me#and then when we found her she was mad at my stepdad for calling me#like sorry im worried you cant find your way home when you have a notoriously horrible sense of direction and are super pissed off#so like probably not super paying attention to where youre going#she was all 'i was just walking home nbd' but like i was following her tracks i know she got turned around and backtracked#saved me some time tbh because i recognized the prints going back the way they came so i didnt have to follow clear til she turned around#so fucking pissed off rn yall have no idea#this is shit she got mad at me for doing when i was like. seven#like i get being pissed off but god just wait five minutes and then you can storm off into the house from the garage#without wandering around for an hour in freezing temperatures with a questionable sense of direction and no phone#ive almost talked myself into staging a fucking intervention istg#and now shes driven off somewhere so we dont know where she is /again/#but hey shes got her phone and a source of heat so whatever#brb gonna go make some hot chocolate#hopefully it doesnt cool down too much before she gets back#fucking hell
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365 Days of Writing Prompts: Day 359
Adjective: Absurd
Noun: Invitation
Definitions for those who need/want them:
Absurd: wildly unreasonable, illogical, or inappropriate; arousing amusement or derision, or ridiculous
Invitation: a written or verbal request inviting someone to go somewhere or to do something; the action of inviting someone to go somewhere or to do something; a situation or action that tempts someone to do something or makes a particular outcome likely
#so im a few hours late#no big surprise there#my girlfriend and i have been busy (as mentioned before in my other prompts)#we actually went to go see my family and spent time with them for the holidays#we drove over to see my cousin and his wife and their kid#and then we went to the house to spend time with my parents and exchange gifts and watch home alone and eat dinner#it was lots of fun#(and we got lots of lovely gifts from my parents including a big framed photo of when my girlfriend and i moved into our apartment)#then my girlfriend and i exchanged our gifts and they seemed to love the gifts i got them#and i love the gifts they got me#(a video game ive been wanting for years and a couple of beautiful prints and art prompt dice and a dvd of one of my favourite movies)#and we actually played a couple of board games we got recently#so i would say we had a pretty wonderful day#as the prompt i think its interesting cos there is a lot to play around with in terms of the definitions and interpretations of the words#im particularly interested in figuring out the how/why of the 'absurd' aspect#cos i dont quite have that pinned down just yet#same goes for the purpose of the 'invitation'#but im really looking forward to figuring that stuff with time#thanks for reading#writing#writer#creative writing#writing prompt#writeblr#trying to be a writeblr at least#*as for the prompt#*stuff out with
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Is it possible for Simon's MOB request him to dress up as Ghost for Halloween? and of course she will wear whatever Simon want her to
But if you don't want to bring Ghost into MOB's universe, just skip this. We completely understand 😉
it's about time, huh?
mail-order bride (18+)
when simon comes home after a long two weeks away, he's pleasantly surprised by what waits for him. there's carved pumpkins lined up on the porch ascending up the steps, and there's candles lit inside, making them flicker. along the porch railing, there's garlands with orange lights, and there's a black feathered wreath on the door. simon smiles under his mask, even wider once he sees the cats staring at him from the window. their tails are swishing, and he waves at them before putting the key into the door and coming inside.
it smells like pine. there's candles on everywhere, making the entire living room glow a soft orange.
all the throw pillows are different. they've been changed. they are made of velvet and linen, with some of them having fall prints on them like black cats and pumpkins and autumn-colored checkers. there's pumpkin motifs and leaves everywhere, like all the colors everywhere have been changed to browns, reds, and sage greens. you poke your head out from behind the fridge, smiling as you see simon by the door, taking off his boots and jacket. he showered before coming back from work; you can tell because he's not wearing the skull balaclava, and he has regular clothes on.
"hey," you greet him softly, waving. "you're in early."
"couldn't wait," simon murmurs. "had to come see my girls."
you snort, rolling your eyes, but you shut the fridge before coming into the living room. you wrap your arms around his neck easily, tugging him close as you snatch his mask off and kiss him softly.
"i missed you, simon," you whisper between kisses, and he wraps those big arms around you tight, cradling the back of your head as he kisses you back.
"i missed ya more."
you giggle when he picks you up a little, turning you in a little circle before setting you back down. it baffles you how easily he takes your weight; barely even grunts, just smooths his hands down your thighs and picks you up with that wicked, crooked smile.
"loved wot ya did wit' the house, luv," simon adds, chuckling low. your eyes light up, and you look around, beaming at the cozy couch you've made up with the new blankets and pillows you had bought. you giggle, looking back at him, cupping his cheeks to bring him closer to you.
"the kettle's on. why don't i make you some tea? we have so much to catch up on," you coo, and simon blushes, easily, and you giggle when he tries to look away. "simon!"
he slips a hand up your skirt to stop your laughing. you gasp, your breath caught in your throat, and simon hums as he kisses along your jaw, chapped lips sucking at the skin until you're liquid in his arms.
"mmm...a cuppa sounds nice, baby," simon chuckles in your ear, and you nod, pulling away slowly. he squeezes your ass gently before letting you go, kissing under your ear before he collapses onto the couch, sinking into it. he grabs one of the thick new blankets thrown over it, and you come into the room a few minutes later with his mug of tea and a big smile on your face. "oh, ya didn't have ta do tha'...i-i meant--"
"i know what you meant, simon," you say softly, setting it down next to him. "i wanted to, okay?"
he smiles a little, nodding, and then he reaches for your hand to pull you into his lap.
"okay, hafta catch up, luv," simon sighs. "tell me wot happened while i was gone. want ta know everythin'."
you shrug, leaning back against his chest.
"did a lot of shopping," you tell him. "a lot. sorry about the bills, simon."
"don't worry about the bills," he says firmly, and you smile a little when he takes your hands and squeezes them gently. "tell me more."
"i bought mostly stuff for the house," you smile. "all the halloween stuff. i left a few pumpkins for us though. that we can do together."
"mmm. i'd like tha'."
"and i bought...some halloween costumes," you finish, looking over your shoulder at him. he raises a brow, grinning, and he tilts his head to the side.
"you wanna dress up, tha' it, luv?"
"well...i bought a lot of costumes for me," you continue. "i...i was hoping...that..."
simon nudges you a little. you swallow, squeezing his hands, and he kisses your shoulder gently.
"well...i was hoping you could put on your..." you clear your throat, "i mean...you could be...ghost...and i-i could be--"
"ya want me ta wear my mask?" simon asks, leaning in a little. he puts his face into the crook of your shoulder, and you shiver a little. "want me to be ghost...not simon...tha' it, baby?"
you can't meet his eyes. you shrink a little in his lap, and he buries his face further, sucking gently on the curve of your jaw.
"woteva ya want, swee'eart," simon mutters. "can have woteva ya want."
"simon--" you gasp, arching your back, and he wraps a strong arm around your middle and holds you against him.
"shhh--" simon quiets you. "'s olright. why don't ya wait 'ere for me, aye? sit right there, lookin' so pretty..." he wraps a big hand around your throat, holding you there, squeezing gently. "why don't ya sit there, and i'll go put somethin' on, and we can practice?"
"p-practice?"
"tha's right," simon licks his lips. "got to see if our costumes will look nice together, don't we? got to make sure we match."
"y-yeah..."
"will ya wait 'ere, swee'eart? wait right 'ere for me?"
"yes. yeah. yes, simon." you're breathless, shaking practically, and simon tucks you against the couch before grabbing his bag and heading into the bedroom. he gives you a wink before the door shuts, and you put a hand over your chest and breathe deeply as you settle there.
your husband never fails to make your head spin. he occupies your every thought; the way he loves, the manner in which he takes care of you, the insatiable look in his eyes whenever his eyes are on you. never in your life have you ever been more at the center of someone else's world. never in your life has every word that leaves your mouth been so akin to some kind of revered gospel.
everything you say matters. nothing that you do can be wrong. nothing that you feel is ever dismissed, nothing that you want is ever not given to you, everything in your life is sunshine and rainbows and fuck, he's so fucking hot--
your brain goes fuzzy when the bedroom door opens again. it's someone you don't recognize, not really.
even when you've visited him on base, he somehow still maintains himself as simon in your presence. when you look into those eyes, you always recognize them. they are soft, they are kind, they are the ones you have always known.
whoever stands in front of you isn't someone you've met yet. he's taller, somehow. maybe it's the way he stands. feet spread apart in those steel-toed boots, cargos snug around his massive legs. your eyes start low, taking in the holsters that are positively squeezing his big thighs to his waist. mmm, his solid middle. that place that never gives, that feels full and warm when you've fed him a nice meal, now he uses it as his own personal armor. he wears a windbreaker under his tact vest, but he's pushed the sleeves up to his elbow, his tattoos on display. they've never looked so right on him until now. you follow the line of his chest to his face.
his face. his second skin. you've seen this mask before, that dirty skull that he never washes properly that frames his eyes, making him sunken and dead. he's smeared eye-black on under it, and his eyes are voids. they sink, the whites barely peeking through, and as you look at him, really look at him, you don't recognize what you see.
he's so big. he's never looked bigger. he takes up the entirety of the doorway, and you shift on the couch as you take in all of him this way.
it's like seeing someone new. it's like being married to two different men. it's simon, surely, somewhere under there, but whoever you're in the presence of isn't simon.
"hmm..." you giggle nervously, standing up. he narrows his eyes a little, flexing his hands in and out of fists, and you point to the bedroom behind him. "i'm...i'm gonna go get the costumes i bought. and...and we can pick one for me."
he blinks, but he says nothing. he walks slow, past you, and you hold his eyes as he does, and he holds yours. you turn to keep eye contact as he takes a seat on the couch, spreading his legs wide, resting his hands on his thighs. you swallow, nervous under his intense stare, and you hurry towards the bedroom to fish the costumes out of the closet.
you look at yourself in the mirror. you look frazzled. your entire body feels hot, too hot, and your palms are clammy. you wipe your face gently before going back into the living room, where ghost is waiting exactly where you left him.
it looks like he hasn't moved an inch.
you hold up a few of the hangers, showing off the outfits on them.
"o-okay, i got a few. some of them are...kind of dumb," you laugh nervously. you hold up a stupid nurse outfit. it's a short little dress that would show off your thighs and way too much cleavage, and ghost considers it for a few long moments before he shakes his head. you clear your throat, nodding. "yeah, this one was dumb."
you toss it aside, holding up another one. it's a fitted bodysuit with a matching witch's hat, and ghost shakes his head at this one as well. you toss it aside to show him the next. he turns down every single one. little red riding hood. alice in wonderland. even the cute little corset angel dress that you really thought would work.
you play with your fingers nervously, looking at the costumes that you've tossed over a chair. you frown a little, curling your toes, the picture of quietly frustrated as you think about what to say next. ghost sits there, unbothered, staring at you as if he's waiting for something. he blinks slow.
"i-i don't understand what you want," you whisper. "i...i thought you'd like at least one of them, i mean..." you run a hand over your face, shrugging. "what do you want me to wear, nothing? i--"
ghost tilts his head to the side, making your breath catch in your throat.
what do you want me to wear, nothing?
your lips part, and you take a few deep breaths. nothing. he wants you to wear nothing. simon--well, simon would say differently. simon would tell you to wear whatever you wanted. he'd tell you that you would look beautiful in every single one, and you think maybe he'd ask you to wear the nurse outfit just to be cheeky.
not ghost. ghost doesn't like the theatrics. ghost doesn't care for the game. he doesn't chase, everything he wants comes to him, or he makes it come to him. everything he desires ends up between his teeth, and that includes the woman that's wearing his fucking ring standing in front of him.
you take a timid step forward. he narrows his eyes under the mask, watching curiously, and when you make your way between his legs, he stares up at you, right into your eyes. you smile.
"you might be a ghost, but you're still my husband," you say softly. "so will you do the honors for me?"
ghost hums lowly. he reaches for you, gripping the base of your shirt, and he lifts it over your head with ease. he tugs your shorts down along with your panties as you unclasp your bra, and finally you see the flicker of something in those eyes when your tits fall in his line of sight.
there's a man under it all, as much as he would like to pretend like there isn't.
you lean over, putting your hands on either side of him on the back of the couch before straddling him. he grunts as you sit down, his hands finding your waist, and you lean forward enough to press your forehead to his.
ghost, like your simon, is insatiable. as soon as he has you this close, his hands are wandering. gloved hands slide up your slides and cup your tits, thumbs smoothing over your nipples until they're puckered and hard. once he's satisfied that you're shuddering enough, his hands fall to your thighs, spreading them apart even more before he grips both sides of your ass and squeezes, spreading them apart. the tease of his thumb over your ass makes your brain restart, and if he wasn't wearing the mask, you have a feeling you'd seek a sickening grin come over his face.
your mouth falls open, short breaths leaving you, and your eyes flutter closed when his hand slips between your thighs and cups you, big palm swallowing your folds as he puts two fingers to your clit and makes a nasty squelch as he moves them in firm circles.
"olready so wet..."
you squeak with surprise when he flips you over. your back slams against his chest, and it arches away from him as he plants your heels on either side of his thighs and wraps an arm around your middle to hold you against him.
"oh--ha--"
you reach back and grip the back of his neck for support as he puts his hand back where it belongs. two gloved fingers move in achingly slow circles through your folds, but like a teasing shit, he only skims your clit every so often. he leans in, humming against your ear, and he smacks his lips under the mask as he watches from over your shoulder.
"is it time?" he rasps against your cheek. "mmm...y'r husband neglects ya, huh?"
"w-what? no..."
"'s olright," ghost huffs. "i know. even pretty girls need to get fucked, tha's the truth, innit?"
"nnghh--"
"even sweet, pretty girls deserve a firm hand. don't hafta be so gentle...ya don't want gentle, aye? not wot ya need."
"just need you," you whine, and he paws at your tits hard as he sinks two fingers into you, right down to the last knuckle. you cry with relief, bucking your hips up against his hand, and he shushes you, shaking his head. ghost is simon's nasty alter ego, and you just want more and more and more of it.
"relax," he chuckles. fuck, he's so smug, it's infuriating and appealing all the same. "just need ta get ya nice and soft...need ya to open up fer me. won't be easy, takin' me."
like always with your husband, the one thing that is easy is not thinking at all. you sink, relaxing into his grip until there is no resistance from you. you don't have to have any thoughts when it comes to him. you can just be in the moment. you can float on this plane of nonexistence, this place that is just for you where you can just be and enjoy and think of nothing but how good you feel at this exact moment. he's got such big fingers--they curl, petting your insides, coaxing you to make all sorts of soft, pretty noises that just make him more desperate. he's hard against your ass; he chubbed up as soon as you sat in his lap, but now it's an unmistakable feeling.
he is everything you have ever wanted. he is more than you deserve. for your entire life, nothing has ever felt more precious. nothing has ever been more special. no one in the entire world has ever been so pervasive and demanding and thoughtful and wonderful, and you love him so much, you think you might die if you don't have him--
"i know," his voice brings you back. you're crying, tears wetting your face. you're shivering, holding onto him, babbling nonsense that sounds a lot like i love you and please and more. "i know, baby--it's so good, innit? feels so good, look at ya...look at ya, 's oll mine, 's mine, everythin' tha' y'are is mine."
everything you are is mine. skin, bone, and all.
"i'm gonna--no!" you seize when his fingers leave you. you miss them, turning around in his lap, cupping his cheeks, shaking your head, desperate desperate desperate. "don't take it from me, don't--!"
he hums. deep within his chest, something you feel trickling up his throat as your hands slide down his neck. you paw at the tactical vest, pulling on the straps, but ghost is something you cannot move. he's rigid, solid. nothing about him gives. even hard, pressed up against your cunt, he loses no control.
"gonna be good?" he asks. "hmm? gonna be good, and let me take care o' this, aye? can't 'ave ya coming on my fingers, swee'eart. first time ya come tonight, 's gonna be on my cock, y'hear tha'? say you hear me."
"i hear you--"
"tha's good, good, i like tha', like when ya do wot i ask. 's easy, innit? easy ta do wot i tell ya."
you can see those eyes. you're in love with those eyes. it doesn't matter how much he paints around them or how many layers he covers his face with, you will never forget them. you will know them when you close your eyes for the last time, and you will know them when you are born again, and you will spend eternity looking for them until you find the ones you know belong to you.
simon will wear a million faces, and you will know each and every one of them, just like you know this one, even the one you can't see.
simon makes other men so inferior. ghost makes them infinitely obsolete.
"so pretty, i've got such a pretty wife," ghost mutters. "did good, didn't i? gettin' myself such a nice girl. a messy girl." you're drooling as he lifts his hips, undoing his jeans with one wet, gloved hand. the zipper comes down, and your eyes fall as you watch him shove the denim just below his balls. "fuck--so full, baby, huh? won't last if y'keep lookin' at me tha' way, close y'r mouth."
you giggle a little. it escapes you without you even thinking, and when ghost tilts his head to the side, you're caught in it. he's about to fuck you for the very first time. he's about to eat, like he's never eaten before. you're about to lose your fucking mind, that's for certain, and nothing about it scares you.
simon might not be here right now, but ghost still knows what you are to him. he's going to take care of you. he loves you.
you cradle his head when he turns you in his lap. you clutch onto the back of his mask, lowering yourself in his arms as you press your lips to his over the mask. your shuddering breaths make him groan, and he hisses when you use one hand to slip his cock between your thighs, rocking your hips to coat him in slick. the bulbous head catches between your ass, and you lick over his jaw as you draw your hips back, meeting his eyes again.
you never want to know another man. even if they take him from you, even if someone manages to put a bullet in him, you'll never be with anyone else. this is it, the end all be all.
"not supposed t'think," ghost tells you. "y'r too pretty t'think."
your lashes flutter, and he grins under the mask.
"just the tip?" he teases. you press your forehead to his, shaking a little, and you nod your head. you take it nice and slow. he hitches you high up on his lap, on your knees, and you're a whimpering mess when he pushes the fat tip inside of you. you rock your hips, feeding yourself more, and ghost leans his head back when he feels you squeezing and squeezing and squeezing as you take just a little more of him, little by little. "don't need ta work ya open when y'r cunt's beggin' for it, innit?"
you squeeze his broad shoulders, leaning all your weight on him as you sit down on his cock. both of you groan, finally one, and you push his mask up to seal a kiss as you feel him throbbing as he touches deep.
"i love you so much," you whisper between kisses, "but i've been waiting t-too long for this."
"don't worry," ghost mutters. "there'll be time f'nice 'n sweet later. i know wot y'need."
and fuck, he certainly does.
ghost has you propped up underneath him when he fucks you for the first time. he shoved a few pillows under your hips, and the angle has your eyes in the back of your head as he indulges himself. when he puts a gloved hand low on your tummy and presses, you see it--fuck, it's good.
he's hitting that spot again and again now. the groans that slip out, the ones he can't control, have you squeezing his cock every time he meets your hips, and he has to grab onto your thighs to keep you from shaking yourself too hard. his balls are heavy, fat, smacking against your ass with a wet sound that's making it hard to focus. you go in and out, and every time that skull mask comes into your vision again, you feel a new wave of shudders make it's way down your spine, curling your toes.
"tha's it, love--" ghost praises. "ughh, knew ya'd be so good f'me. knew ya'd take it like this. open up--yeah, yeah--fuck--" he spits into his glove, nasty, and when he thumbs at your clit, you mewl. your back nearly lifts off the couch and the pillows you rest on, but ghost just cackles, pressing you back down, his palm a nice weight on your tummy as he pushes down again just right and-- "oh--fuck--there it is..."
your orgasm is unlike any other you've ever had. for a split second, the world is nothing but stars. your vision hazes, white spots dancing, and when you blink back to consciousness, ghost has slowed his hips, his hands gripping your hips as he watches the mess between your legs quickly wet his cargos. he hums low, eyes wild, and he keeps fucking up into you suddenly, a bit quicker, renewed vigor.
"want anotha one," ghost hisses, and you babble as you try and tell him i-i can't, never been able to--but he's still going, still running his big thumb in nice circles, and when he draws your legs up and over his shoulders and leans his weight on you, you cry with relief when something softer but just as lovely hits you head-on. ghost gets down onto his elbows, faltering, and when you feel his cum spurt, you shake at how good it feels to be surrounded by your husband, inside and out, the start of him and end of you blurred between tangled limbs and shared breaths and the wedding band you can feel him wearing underneath his gloved hand as he intertwines your fingers and squeezes.
your body is liquid. it seeps back into the couch, melding to the cushions underneath you, and you smile up at your husband as he smooths his hands over your face and chuckles low and breathless.
"y'r so beautiful," he murmurs, and you tell him the same, because it's true. you touch your nose to his, breathing him in, and when you laugh, he asks you what it is.
"i just..." you laugh again. "hmm...why did we wait so long?"
you laugh together, soft and quiet, and when you kiss him, he's gentle. he sits up enough to throw his gear off, the tact vest falling to the floor, and you toss his mask behind you so you can scratch at his short hair and kiss his cheeks.
"so..." you bite your lip, and he gives you all his attention.
"wot is it, baby?"
"you...wanna go again?"
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pervert!markgrayson x fem!reader (pt.2)
cw: perverting, stalking, possessiveness, somnophilia.
a/n: yall asked for more so here’s part two [cute] i lowkey hate it but he so nasty gurl. and i love all of you so so much thank you for the love!!
part 1
at this point, you and mark had some of the same friends as well. he would never think about going to any event with them if you weren’t there, you grew suspicious but soon brushed it off. in the car or truck or whatever one one of your friends had he always insisted that you, and only you, would sit in his lap if there was limited room. his face flushed with a bright pink when you sat in his lap, mark fought every single bone in his body not to grab your hips and start humping you right there.
at parties mark wouldn’t dare be too far away from you, he watched you like a hawk and you had no idea. constantly coming up to talk to you if he got a weird vibe from someone
“maark! come dance!”
oh hell no he wasn’t a dancer at all but he would do anything you asked, biting the inside of his cheek whenever you called his name. you were drinking, of course you were and he made sure his hand never left your waist when he was behind you. while you were wasted? he snuck pictures of underneath your dress. so dirty mark was but these were just for safe keeping—like every other photo he took with perverted intentions. he kept everything in the same shoebox in the back of his closet.
mark always flew you home if you got too drunk, oddly quiet the entire time even when you were slurring your words. he laid you onto your bed, taking off your shoes for you! what a gentleman. when you were out like a light, he spent the rest of his time at your house peeling your panties off of you. little pervert always took a sniff before stuffing them into his pocket. your aroma was too much, his body had gotten hot and he could feel it rising to his head and filling up his cheeks. you were so dolled up just laying there in your dress, he constantly fueled the delusion in his head that you did that all for him!
“she’s always getting so pretty for me.”
being the respectful man he is—liar. he pulled down your dress to cover up anything that was showing. you were such a heavy sleeper, even him doing something so nice could turn into something so impure. mark could feel the hunger his body had for you, a wet spot forming on his pants, like always to show it. mark palmed his face, clawing at his pale cheeks like he was suffering. he ran his thumb over your lips, admiring the soft skin there. only once did he push his finger into your mouth. feeling the warmth of your tongue, your saliva on his thumb drove him crazy. mark couldn’t begin to imagine how it would feel on his cock.
“fuck—can’t do this anymore.”
he breathed heavily as constant “im so sorry about this” came from his mouth while he freed his cock from his pants. starting to rub his tip on your thigh, mark was so so desperate for your skin. he began bucking his hips to the surface of your thigh, struggling to take your underwear out of his pocket he shoves them into his mouth. muffled moans left his body as he did this, everything felt so good against you. his pre cum wiping small spots on your skin when he tipped his head back.
“so— so pretty.. so soft. i’m gonna—“
mark quietly moaned as he felt sudden eruption from his cock to all over your thigh. he felt guilty as he quickly pulled out his camera to snap a shot of your thigh covered in his semen. you still slept like nothing was even happening. he almost started to panic but then he realized that he never freaked out like this when you got close to his closet why should he do it now? taking your panties out of his mouth, wiping up his warm mess that he made on you before kissing your forehead and leaving.
when he got home, he quickly printed out the panty shots he gathered from you that night and he did exactly what you think he did. he knows what your skin feels like against his cock and it’s the only thing running through his head. mark didn’t even feel guilty anymore, he felt like you were meant for this by the way heat pooled into your panties every time he watched you sleep. it’s like you knew it was him. his jaw clenching as the picture formed in his head, he had every opportunity to rip your panties off of you and just start fucking you out of your slumber. but he was better than that, not by a long shot but he was.
he moaned as he squeezed and pumped his cock to your photos like you were there. that night, he could cum for hours and hours, if only you were there on top of him telling him how good of a job he was doing. praising him.
he knew what kind of perfume you wore, your shoe size, your bra size. anything you didn’t tell him, he always figured it out. stuff your best friends probably didn’t even know, he knew. he’s memorized your schedules, the time you usually went to bed, and most of all. the times you pleasured yourself. you’re a simple girl, can’t sleep without it. he often used his viltrumite senses to spy on you, just like every time you masturbated. he was outside your window masturbating with you. he knew how nasty you were and that just made his boners harder to control. mark found himself constantly distracted by your lips, your moans replayed in his head. just wishing it was for him.
mark, being the absolutely disgusting boy that he was. this became a routine, a routine to the point that he needed to feel your skin in order to finish. he was truly desperate. sometimes picking different spots on your body to spray on while you were asleep. it’s not like he just did it for no reason, he just loved you that much! so much that he would be the only one doing this. ever.
he could always tell when a guy was trying to make a move on you. you could be at work, and a customer would touch your hand when you handed them their drink. mark would be there, sitting in the corner watching. after that day, you would never even see these people again. it’s not like they were dead, he might’ve just threatened to rip them in half..harmless right?
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more months passed, you were at his house regularly now and he loved every second of it. he couldn’t act like a pervert when you were there, but every once in a while he was in the bathroom for a smidge too long. you ignored the bulge that was usually in his pants whenever you came over, thinking it was just him being a boy. he always told you it just happens, b
“mark. did you fall in or something?”
mark paused abruptly. of course he was in there beating his cock. what else would he be doing? he quickly zipped up his jeans and flushed the toilet like he did something, washing his hands then opening the door like nothing happened. goddamnit you basically edged him just now, without a clue.
“oh uhh- hey. nah i’m okay. we should go back to my room.”
you shrugged, walking away. he would always be looking at your figure as you walked away. thinking about what panties you had on today, or if all of his stealing made you come with none on? any time you didn’t have a bra on he had to control himself by not staring at the perky nipples making an appearance from underneath your shirt. next day you were at work, of course that shirt went missing. he’s such a thief, so pathetic hiding his feelings for you. but you essentially began to figure him out. mark is so, so easy.
multiple stolen pairs of your panties were soiled. soiled from his release, how disgusting. yes he washed them, but not as often as he should. anything he took from you he’d at least came in it once.
ewwwwww!
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Can we have more of teacher reader and single dad rafe? Like maybe he catches another one of the students fathers trying to flirt with her during the teacher conference.
he would soooo be dramatic about it in his own special rafe way. it was just a parent-teacher conference, there was nothing wrong with her talking to the other guy. but what was wrong was how he was looking her up and down, slipping in flirtatious comments while she was trying to talk about his daughters grades.
rafe watched from the waiting area she set up in her classroom, knee bouncing with barely contained rage. his son was none the wiser — preoccupied with a coloring page she printed out for all the waiting students. she was sweet like that. she didn’t deserve the vulgarity of that douchebag’s stare.
but he knows how she wants to keep their relationship out of her work for now. and he understands that and respects that. so he goes through the motions of a casual conference. listening and casting looks over at his son when she compliments his reading quiz scores. her kitten heel clad foot bumps rafe’s shin, a small touch, but one that soothes some of the irritation simmering in him.
“i don’t know what you’re doing with him at home, mr. cameron, but i’m very pleased with his improvement.”
“well, uh— we’ve been going over his vocab list, doin’ what you suggested. it’s all thanks to you.”
her sweet smile and nervous twiddle of her pen makes a smirk twitch at his lips. she walks them to the door since they’re her last conference, causal small talk turning into their own specific flow. his sons pads down the hallway to the restroom, rafe promising to wait for him.
she leans against the door frame, blinking up at him and playing with the charm on her necklace (that he got her). she gives him a sweet little grin when he mentions the parent who was giving her ‘extra attention’.
“i was fine, rafe…”
“i really, really, don’t give a shit, sweetheart. he’s lucky kids were around.”
“you’re ridicul—“
he pulls her in by her belt loop, pressing a soft kiss to her chapstick covered lips. her hand finds its way to his chest, fingers dancing along the buttons of his plaid shirt. just wishing they were at his house and that she could pull them open. her lips part gently under his, a tease of his tongue against hers before it’s over all too soon.
they pull back slowly, breathless smiles on both their lips. they want to linger there together, want to stay in their own little bubble. if only. he leaves her with a squeeze of his hand, whispering a command hotly in her ear of promises to come:
“you tell me if he does that shit again, a’ight? know i’ll take care you…”
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