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The Vain And Prepossessing Mermaid
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need a sloppy make out session right now or i might die
#princess things#nico talks#facts though#needy girl problems#princess problems#give me kisses#wants and needs
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Buzz: *shaking her* Mira, wake up. Mira, still completely asleep: No thank you.
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"You must think I am spoiled, and perhaps I am. I get anything I desire, I live very comfortably and yet... it's incredibly lonely within these walls. Yes I live a life many could only dream of but you can be anywhere you want. Whenever you want. You can be with whoever you want and that is a luxury even I don't have. That is a luxury only I can dream of."
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1 like and I post the matching tattoo
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Who here likes fairy tales?
Princess Versus Pea
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Recommended soundtrack:
The Princess Diaries (2001) Film Score by John Debney Mia Visits the Consulate and Learning to Walk
Rossini, The Thieving Magpie and William Tell Overture
Martha Pivka, Comedians' Galop
Danielle Dechenne, Can-Can
#my fanfic#my fanfic: princess versus pea#mira nova#the mira nova chronicles#fairy tale retelling#the princess and the pea#princess problems
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Angela Orosco Silent Hill 2
#in anticipation of the incoming remake#i tried my best to imitate the SH font but#silent hill#silent hill 2#angela#angela orosco#theme of laura (reprise)#i've said it before but in spite of its occasionally clunky diction i think silent hill 2 is an unusually emotionally intelligent game#for any year and still today but especially so for where gaming storytelling was in 2001#and for as many pitfalls a story like hers could've dipped into i think it particularly shines through with how they treated angela#not just choosing to depict victimhood as something that can be ugly and fractious and open quote “difficult” but then this#actively rebuffing james for trying to be a white knight and dressing him down for it too#“i know you mean well and want to help but this isn't a simple problem"#“and it's really hurtful and a bit insulting that you act like you can”#the switching to a first person view turning it into an address to the player as well#maybe even old videogame tropes too#“this isn't some princess in a castle kind of situation dude this is more serious than that”#it felt like a very deliberate statement about the depth and severity of a trauma like this#and in doing so showing it so much respect#then angela just leaves#and you never see her again#i really don't think it was to imply that it consumed her i think it was to underline what was just said#this isn't your problem to fix#this is where your part in this story ends#there's some strength in that
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violently sobbing rn
#STEPMOM YOU WILL BE DEALT WITH#HOW DO YOU LOOK AT THAT ANGEL FACE AND SEE A PROBLEM???#FREDRICK CHASE HOW DARE YOU MAKE THAT PRINCESS FEEL UNLOVED#SHES A BABY#MY LITTLE MEOW MEOW#MINIBETH#annabeth chase#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson the lightning thief#percy jackson#percy series#pjo tv#pjo#pjo tv show#leah seava jeffries#little leah#IM ADOPTING HER
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Just naturally entering my full princess snob mode on my birthday weekend:
#me#birthday#where’s my Prince Charming though#preppy blog#princess problems#anxiety#need a boyfriend
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Latest obsession: pocket shrine/altars
#my catholic guilt problem#pocket altar#queer catholic#shrine#altar#catholiscism#catholic#catholic aesthetic#catholic girl#catholicis#catholicism#catholique#girlblogging#this is what makes us girls#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#cinnamon girl#pinterest girl#female hysteria#girly things#this is a girlblog#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#girl things#girlcore#girlhood#girlrotting#hell is a teenage girl#manic pixie dream girl#localy hated#beautiful princess disorder#tumblrina
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Yeah but isn't my hair sooooo pretty
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We're thrilled to announce that we've wrapped principal development work on Slay the Princess — The Pristine Cut. We'll be releasing it this Fall (date TBD) so we can simultaneous ship the update with both the game's console release (surprise!) as well as official subtitling support for 11 new languages, all with the help of our wonderful new partners at Serenity Forge (who you might know from their publishing work on Doki Doki Literature Club Plus!)
There's a lot for us to share about The Pristine Cut, but before we get into the details, please check out our new trailer!
Here's what we've got coming for you: Content
For those of you who are just now hearing about The Pristine Cut, it's an entirely free director's cut of the game that adds about 35% more content on top of the initial release.
This includes massive expansions to The Den, The Apotheosis, and The Fury routes, each of which is over three times bigger than their release versions, with tons of variations to discover across multiple playthroughs.
On top of this, we're adding three brand new chapter three routes that will add even more depth to your stories with The Damsel, The Prisoner, and The Spectre.
And we're adding a new ending.
All in all, these additions come to over 2,500 new voice lines, over 1,200 new hand-drawn illustrations, and over 15 new tracks of music.
We're also adding an extensive CG gallery with over 400 unlocks to help all you completionists track your progress, complete with cryptic hints to help you discover some of the game's more obscure and buried interactions.
Languages
And all of this is coming with a giant wave of localization support, covering the following languages: Simplified and Traditional Chinese, Korean, Japanese, French, German, Russian, Spanish (Latin American), Brazilian Portuguese, Italian, and Polish. These localizations are just going to cover subtitles, so we can be as thorough as possible about maintaining the quality of Jonny and Nichole's performances.
Consoles, Physical Release and New Merch
With the help of Serenity Forge, we’re bringing Slay the Princess — The Pristine Cut to every major current console — Nintendo Switch, PS4 + 5, and Xbox.
And these won’t just be available as digital downloads. You’ll also be able to pick up a physical edition for the Switch and PS5, with an exclusive sticker sheet and a download code for the game’s soundtrack.
And if that’s not enough we’re also doing a Collector’s Edition, complete with a 7 inch statue of the Princess, a mirror with a lenticular lens, an acrylic standee, and more.
And finally (for now), we’re launching the first wave of new line of sticker sheets, featuring chibi art of the Princesses as seen in The Pristine Cut’s new gallery. Pre-order them now at Topatoco!
Alongside these developments, we've also launched a new website for the game: check out slaytheprincess.com where you can order the physical editions, check out merch, and more!
Thank you so much for your patience while we've worked to make The Pristine Cut the definitive version of Slay the Princess. We can't wait to share all of the game's new stories with you this Fall.
Until then, we're back to working full-time on the next Episode of Scarlet Hollow (and have been for about a few weeks now!)
Best, Abby and Tony
#slay the princess#the pristine cut#stp#jonathan sims#jon sims#nichole goodnight#finally we can make this announcement#i am so tired#“let's just flesh out these couple of short routes abby”#“it'll be so quick abby”#“short little gamedev adventure in and out two weeks no problem”#my hubris. my absolute hubris#the pristine cut is a BANGER though; genuinely the best slay the princess related work we've done IMO#also holy moly that collector's edition serenity forge has really been knocking it out of the park#Youtube
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#girlblogging#bpd yandere#bpd core#irl yandere#obsessed#obsession#obsessive yandere#yanderecore#love#yandere#daddy's good girl#girlhood#hell is a teenage girl#bpd fp#bpd vent#actually bpd#bpd feels#bpd thoughts#bpd blog#bpd problems#bpd stuff#bpd safe#bpd#depressing shit#tw depressing thoughts#borderline personality disorder#narcissistic personality disorder#princesscore#1cky princess
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i think i'm the problem with you
#adventure time#fionna and cake#bubbline#marceline#princess bubblegum#lyrics from the orla gartland song codependecy#but also. you know. im just your problem etc#you get it#this one was a quickie i dunno#rizsart
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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution
#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones#their magic phones. theyre scrolls#mia.txt#tes#skyrim#oh no wait i forgot j'zargo wants the position & actively tries to kill you (these are separate events but still probably not unrelated)#and nirya's gunning for it too. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there and don't do anything#i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right#reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him#and he's the new boss' special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it#dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities)#(yes i know this is just how tamrielic mage guilds are but i just think its funny bc everyone fucking hates them specifically#like the rest of the town despises them and allegedly the nords have a special disdain for magic so its kind of funny that they make no#attempt to like. be more normal to gain the locals' trust#and you know what? good for them. fuck them nords)#ulothir#<- mentioned in the tags lmfao
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