#prince edmund

[emma-ofnormandy]

Do not play games with me... boy. None of those were your plans. Who was the woman on the battlements? Emma of Normandy.

Vikings: Valhalla 1.05

[starleska]

watching Blackadder for the first time and. regretfully, i absolutely would

[m12writer]

The Legacy of the Red Widow - Chapter Two: Natasha, the Avenger

("CHEAP THRILLS" BY SIA FEAT. SEAN PAUL PLAYING)

(METAL CREAKING)

(PANTS)

(GRUNTING)

(Someone sent a bomb at Natasha's car sending flying and ends up flipping it over.)

Natasha: I'm pretty sure Ross has no jurisdiction here. And you should know I'm a better shot when I'm pissed off.

(Natasha starts shooting at the person and gets out of the car and starts fighting the masking man, but then he stops fighting her and turns around.)

(GRUNTS)

Natasha: You're not here for me.

(GRUNTING)

(GASPING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(Natasha grabbed the man and jumped off the bridge that she was on.)

(GRUNTS)

(PANTING)

(CONTINUES PANTING)

(Natasha walked out of the water holding a capsule that had a red glowing substants in it.)

Natasha: Oh, shit.

***

BUDAPEST

(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON SPEAKERS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(BELL DINGING)

(ELEVATOR RUMBLING)

(SIGHS)

Yelena: (MUFFLED) I know you're out there.

Natasha: I know you know I'm out here.

Yelena: Then why are you skulking about like it's a minefield?

Natasha: 'Cause I don't know if I can trust you.

Yelena: (CHUCKLES) Funny, I was going to say the same thing.

Natasha: So, we gonna talk like grown-ups?

Yelena: Is that what we are? Put it down before I make you.

Natasha: You put yours down.

(Yelena trips while walking backwards)

Natasha: Watch your step.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(Natasha grabs Yelena and slams her into the cabinets and then onto the counter)

Natasha: Stay down. Stay down.

"God you both were so dramatic." Eleanor said and Natasha and Yelena both looked down.

Natasha: Stay down.

(YELLS)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(Natasha and Yelena both end up on the floor with a curtain wrapped around both of their necks and then a knife went flying in between both women making them look up)

Yelena: Kid. (STRAINING)

(Natasha lets go and Yelena quickly stands up and runs over to the 10-year-old)

Yelena: I thought I told you to hide.

Eleanor: I heard shouting and then I got bored.

Yelena: (SPEAKS RUSSIAN) You've grown up.

(Natasha walks over)

Natasha: You two know each other?

(Eleanor hides behind Yelena as Natasha looks at her)

Yelena: Yeah, we met in the Red Room. 

(Natasha bends down to look at the young girl)

Natasha: Hello, sweetie. I'm Natasha.

Eleanor: Natasha, the Avenger?

(The two women smiled at the girl as Yelena answers her)

Yelena: Yes, kid. Natasha, the Avenger. (To Natasha) Her name is Eleanor.

(Natasha stands up)

Natasha: (SPEAKS RUSSIAN) You've grown up.

Yelena: (SPEAKS RUSSIAN) No shit.

Natasha: (IN ENGLISH) You had to come to Budapest, didn't you?

Yelena: I came here because I thought you wouldn't. But since you're here, what bullet does that?

Natasha: Not bullets. Arrows.

Yelena: Ah, right.

Natasha: If you didn't think I'd come here, why'd you send me this?

Yelena: You brought it back here?

Natasha: I'm not here trying to be your friend, but you need to tell me what that is.

Yelena: It's a synthetic gas. The counteragent to chemical subjugation. The gas immunizes the brain's neuropathways from external manipulation.

Natasha: Maybe in English next time?

Eleanor: (SPEAKS RUSSIAN) It's an antidote to mind control.

Natasha: Real mature, kid.

Yelena: (IN ENGLISH) Why don't you take it to one of your super-scientist friends? They can explain it to you. Tony Stark, maybe?

Natasha: Oh, yeah. We're not really talking right now, so...

Yelena: Great. Perfect timing. Where's an Avenger when you need one?

(Natasha was over by a rack with shirts and grabs one)

Natasha: I don't wanna be here. I'm on the run. You could've gotten me killed.

Yelena: Well, what was I supposed to do? You're the only superhero person that I know. That was the whole reason I sent it to you.

(She pauses when she and Eleanor sees the gruesome scars on Natasha's back from her time in the Red Room)

Eleanor looks down and remembers the scars she got from the Red Room too.

Yelena: ...You are the only superhero person I know. That was the whole reason I sent it to you.

(ZIP CLOSES)

Yelena: I kept checking the news, expecting to see Captain America bringing down the Red Room.

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

Natasha: What? Taking down the Red Room? What are you talking about? It's been gone for years. Dreykov's dead. I killed him.

Eleanor: You don't actually believe that, do you? You really do believe that.

Natasha: Dreykov's dead. It took almost destroying the entire city just to get to him.

Yelena: If you're so sure, then tell me what happened. Tell me exactly.

Natasha: We rigged bombs.

Eleanor: Who's "we"?

Natasha: Clint Barton. Killing Dreykov was the final step in my defection to S.H.I.E.L.D.

Eleanor: Simple as that?

Natasha: Yeah, sure, "simple." That's what I'd call imploding a five-story building and then shooting it out with the Hungarian Special Forces. Took 10 days in hiding before we could even get out of Budapest.

Yelena: And you checked the body? Confirmed the kill?

Natasha: There was no body left to check.

Eleanor: You're forgetting Dreykov's daughter.

[behindfairytales]

Louis Davison in Vikings: Valhalla (s1) as Prince Edmund

[tianmicons]

[samsdei]

Louis Davison

[airasora]

Prince Edmund from Blackadder works too xD

Saw this on Twitter and I love that this version of Gaston is basically just Lestat

Thesis paper: Gaston is the heterosexual version of Lestat de Lioncourt, no I will not be taking any questions at this time

[supernovasilence]

Ok we all talk about the Pevensies' trauma at returning to Earth at the end of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe and their trouble readjusting to life there again but think of all the funny/good parts too

They return from the country, and their mom is surprised when all her children hug her at the station. Even Peter, who thinks he's all grown up. Even Edmund, who went away surly and withdrawn. She doesn't know her children haven't seen her in over a decade.

They miss their dear Cair Paravel, but they absolutely do not miss its chamber pots. Indoor plumbing is amazing.

It takes a while to remember how modern technology works, though. How many heart attacks did the siblings give their parents or the professor because they walked into a dark room only to turn on the light and find the children sitting there in the dark. (They were by the window! There was still plenty of light from the sunset! They would have gotten a candle in a minute!) The kids sheepishly remember oh yeah electricity is a thing.

(Edmund has a new electric torch in Prince Caspian. He was so excited to get that torch. Almost more excited than you'd think a kid his age would be, and his parents expect Peter at least to tease him, but the siblings all agree light in your hand at the touch of a switch is terrific.)

Suddenly getting really high grades in some subjects and terrible in others. Their grammar, reading comprehension, spelling, vocab, even penmanship? Amazing. History and geography? They don't remember anything. One time in class Susan forgets Earth is round and wants to die.

Also they can never remember what the date is supposed to be because Narnia uses different months and years. They can estimate time really well by looking at the sun though, and Edmund at least can always tell which way is north etc without thinking about it (again, using the sun)

Okay but how many times did they go to pick something up or reach something and realize they are so much shorter and less muscled than they expect? It's a common sight to see Peter climbing on counters to reach a top cabinet, grumbling about how he's High King this is demeaning. (No he never takes the extra five seconds to grab a stool. He will climb that shelf.)

Peter and Susan being delighted because they are no longer almost thirty. (In a few years Edmund and Lucy will tease them about being old and their parents will not understand.)

Lucy doesn't have to deal with periods anymore for a few years yet. Susan might not either. Heck yeah

Lucy loves to climb into her siblings' laps and be cuddled. In Narnia she eventually she grew too big, but now she is small and snuggleable again. Peter is her favorite, and if she's upset, he'll tickle her and tell bad jokes until she's smiling again, but really she loves cuddling with all her family. She grew up without her parents; how many times did she just want to crawl into her mom's lap and her mom was a world away? Imagine the first time she realizes she can now. Or, imagine one day, a cold and grey sort of day, when the rain is pattering against the windows, and it sounds like the rain on the windows of the Professor's house, that first day they went exploring. It sounds like the day they played hide and seek. It sounds so like the rain on the windows of Cair Paravel, that if Lucy closes her eyes she can imagine she's back there, having tea and chatting with Mr. Tumnus before the fireplace of her room, and soon the rain will stop, and they will go out on the balcony and wave to the naiads and the dryads and the mermaids, who have come out to enjoy the rain and visit one other on the banks of the Great River winding past Cair Paravel down to the sea.

But if Lucy looks out the window, all she'll see is the rain over London, so it's not only a cold and grey sort of day, it's a lonely sort of day too.

Susan and Edmund are playing chess in the living room (and they must have studied with Professor Kirke, thinks their mother, because they certainly weren't that good when they left). Lucy goes over to Edmund, and oh dear, thinks their mother, now he's going to call her a baby and be horrible to her, but instead he picks her up and puts her on his lap without even taking his eyes off the chessboard; it's simply a matter of course.

"Doesn't the rain sound familiar?" says Lucy in a solemn, wistful way.

Their mother doesn't know what that means, but her siblings must, because Susan says, "Yes, Lu, it does,” and Edmund gives her a little hug with his free arm as she tucks herself under his chin to watch the chess match.

(Five minutes later there is a crash from the next room as Peter falls off a counter. Their mother does not understand the words he must have picked up from the Professor, but he's grounded for them anyway. His siblings have no respect for their High King, because they refuse to stop laughing.)

[freakcliff]

Narnia text posts 3/one gazillion

[commodoreshock]

Edmund is so ride or die for Lucy after the whole lamppost business but first he has to complain about it

[queenofcarrion]

Loooool I love these.

Please do more 🫶🏻

VIKINGS: VALHALLA x troubled birds

[aimeecarreros]

[zluty-spendlik]

Caspian and co were like "gosh this duel idea is great and all, but how the heck are we gonna get Miraz, whos army is like three times bigger, to agree to it??"

And the Pevensies were all like: "No yeah we'll just send this little shit right here, he can provoke anyone into doing anything, trust us"

While Edmund so-you-bravely-refuse-to-fight-a-swordsman-half-your-age Pevensie just raised an eyebrow, grinning.

[m12writer]

The Legacy of the Red Widow - Act One: Black Widow

[behindfairytales]

icons of Louis Davison in Vikings: Valhalla (s1) as Prince Edmund

[minamorris1857]

Can we talk about how chaotic Narnian battles would feel?? Especially in Prince Caspian. Like, imagine you’re a little Telmarine soldier waiting for the catapults to go and you’ve got all your regiments in nice orderly rows and these two 16 year olds suddenly yell “charge” and the ground opens up beneath you, a mouse with a sword the size of a large pencil takes out your bestie, a griffin drops a dwarf 5 ft away from you and he comes up swinging. As you try to rationalize this, you’re stabbed by a twelve year old with a British accent. Finally, a really freaking big lion shows up, roars, and your entire army collectively pees their pants. At one point in the movie (yes I know the movies aren’t quite the same as the book but they’re still good) Peter says like “we have the element of surprise” like dude, you have drafted the trees I’m pretty sure everyone’s gonna be surprised no matter what.