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Sherlock getting so pissy and flustered when Joan lightly teases him about having a crush after obsessively tracking her every sexual encounter since they’ve met is so funny

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why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

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not interested in getting involved in the rest of this discussion, for the most part, but to me this is a GREAT piece of advice that many people these days don't seem to be getting or understanding.

not everyone you meet or interact with is your friend, the requirements and expectations for respectful behaviour between friends is not the same as between strangers.

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I cannot wait until our property manager kicks your asses out ☺️

y’know I genuinely like our community of tiny houses on this lot (and honestly this neighborhood in general) but this brazilian ju jitsu bozo who moved in to one of the houses a while ago is truly fucking up our vibe

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Hmmm should I get really invested in what the Gosselin family is up to?

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Or like, to put it in terms that the "read what you like, who cares if you exclusively read kids' stuff" crowd are at a reading level to understand:

In the book "Green Eggs and Ham," the main character insists that he will only eat things he likes, and refuses under all circumstances when presented with an opportunity to try something new. At the end of the novel [spoiler alert] he agrees to Sam-I-Am's request and tries them, and he realizes that he was depriving himself of a favorite food for years, just out of fear of disliking something he ate. He learns a lesson, moving forward, that if he tries new things outside his comfort zone, that he may dislike some of them, but will enjoy many of them, and if he doesn't try new things outside his comfort zone, he will not like anything but the one thing he already eats.

Can you think of any situations in your own life where Sam-I-Am's teachings might be applicable?

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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

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Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan together looks like a a respectable mafia boss father named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes

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Miniature Retro Gaming Setups made by Mindy Barrett

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*slowly reaches for the popcorn*

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Had an okayish lunch yesterday but the most exciting part was the bill was under $25 for two people

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rip anne rice you would’ve hated goodreads