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Spiritual counterpoints in perfect opposition

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by the way ive unleashed the creatures upon you 🤣

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going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

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baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

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doing research on white wine for a thing and can we back up for a second on that last one???

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i love the two genre of mountain goats songs are like “i shot a guy in the face. and id do it again if i had to. that’s what loving you is like” and “i saw a monkey through the window. he waved at me. i didn’t know monkeys knew how to do that”

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I spent weeks paralyzed by the weighty decision of what the funniest place would be to put this sticker

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biggest dweebs on the planet are the people who refuse to use the moving walkways in airports like oh you’re too good for vampire speed? you need to prove to everyone that you can perambulate faster than a conveyor belt? grow up!

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texas is funny. this one time a guy(in his truck) yelled at me(outside)(in summer) for wearing a cowboy hat(to provide shade)(while working)(in the sun) while i was working in the garden (in summer)(in texas)(on a sunny day)

sorry i’m a #FakeCowboy for wearing a cowboy hat(in the summer)(in the sun)(while working)(in a garden) instead of wearing my cowboy hat(meant for working)(in the sun) while driving a truck(air-conditioned) like a #RealCowboy who does Manly Work (with his truck)(spotless)(unblemished)(with AC)

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actually being 19 is a horrible experience; the self righteousness of whatever half-baked identity you cobbled together in your tiny nothing pond of a town fighting for relevance against the raging tide of evolving responsibilities, environments and peer groups, culminating to an ultimately underwhelming end of adolescence as you spend those final precious moments trying to weaponize whatever language and behaviors you have acquired as an adult to insulate what you have left of your childhood. in becoming an actual adult you like however, you may find yourself going back to being 19 and doing everything right this time around, because as it turns out, your music taste was immaculate and walking around at night will save you.

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handing out weird PDFs i saved years ago and never read to the trick or treaters

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losercore girlcore sitting in her roomcore

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