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I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)

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I do enjoy when the cover art for supplementary media depicts the characters from the primary media doing things related to that supplementary media. Like, yes, I absolutely want to know which character the author thinks would play the trombone.

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this is my favorite exchange in all of twitter

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maternity shirt that says "IM SMOKING FOR 2"

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Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

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be free!!

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having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel

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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

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I wanted to tell you that I have an appointment tomorrow morning at the hospital to have a surgery on my foot so I can walk again, and that is through donations from my surgery to remove the iron fragments, so I hope that you will help me by donating so that I can collect the costs of my second surgery to remove the iron fragments that are still stuck in my body.

And that is thanks to you and through your donations. Please do not forget me in your donations. Thank you.

Donate for my second surgery

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DOGE just froze funding to vital Federal and Indigenous conservation programs devoted to supporting the very delicate and tenuous existence of the black-footed ferret.

I fell in love with these animals as a kid traveling to our National Parks. Their rarity and ferocity made me sharply aware, even as a child, of just how much of a responsibility we have toward our environment. I can't bear the thought of them being a fucking casualty of Trump and Musk.

Look at them! They do war dances.

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The average Tumblr user reaching for the most obvious joke to make on a post that the op has most likely seen already

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16 year old poster: so fcking sick of all the weirdo parashippers in the BFDI fandom, whatever, hope they all violently kill themselves!

19 year old poster: rockstar energy is kind of like if tea was goated

23 year old poster: im going four beers mode

28 year old poster: A wife can also be a daughter if an angel decides it so. But she must have love and a frail waifish body

34 year old poster: i've been enjoying playing metal gear solid 2.. wonderful game (ﾐ ᵕ ω ᵕ ﾐ)

45 year old poster: Tired of all the misery posts and doomscrollers on my feed. 😒 I wish Kamala had won, but this f*cked democracy is going to hell in a handbasket. I'm probably screwed. Oh well. At least I have coffee. 😔

6 year old poster: Goopa Troopa Maro And Bowsar Have Battle. And MArio Love. Yosi

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Disability is not a punishment, but I think the world would be genuinely improved if every person involved in writing or regulating ingredient labels was mysteriously inflicted with at least one food allergy falling under each of the following categories: "natural flavors," "modified food starch," "artificial flavors," "spices," and "color." Down with ingredient labels so vague that they defeat the entire fucking point.