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listen man, i know what you're thinking. 'freud, you think its a penis.' i do. but hear me out, because its not just any regular ol penis this time: we cant find this one

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the misandrist fujoshi is the bravest thing a woman can be in our world

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The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO

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Marvelbros will try and trash filmbros by making up hypothetical films that sound fucking amazing, they'll be like "would you rather watch escapist superheroes or a 3 hour Yugoslavian film from 1971 about the friendship between a homeless man and his dog over the course of the dog's life" and I'll be like obviously it's the latter????

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Imagine how awesome it would feel to wake up and learn that elon musk died

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knuckle tat idea

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the menswear guy added mr beast to his kill count

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I dropped a shit load of acid at a bernie rally in like 2016 and at one point he mentions trump so everyone boos, and I forget about the rally and im like Wtf is that noise? So I turn around and just see a gigantic crowd of people booing me

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I’m at the BDSM club painting tunnels on the wall for my sub to run into

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note: these are just the ones i have heard mentioned a lot. if you know of a better one that i have missed, please tell me!

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Damn, i hadnt even seen seasons greasons this year yet

Collection. I'll reblog with more.

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Collection. I'll reblog with more.

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parent cats are crazy because they have the protectiveness of a parent but at the end of the day theyre still just cats

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i really don’t flip people off in traffic anymore. solely go the visible thumbs down route. and i really believe it will get me killed one day