#prince Albert

[foldingfittedsheets]

When I was with my ex Taylor and living in Arizona we were roommates with two of her friends.The living situation ended up being Wildly Toxic it’s the one where they said we couldn’t use kitchenware when we said we were moving out. We left and cut contact.

But I do have one regret. I had gotten along quite well with the guy in the couple when I first met him. We texted while Taylor and I were still long distance and because I was working at a sex shop he was quite transparent with me about considering a dick piercing. We chatted about aftercare and the saltwater rinses he’d have to do.

One day he sent me a text informing me that he wanted to send me a video but it had his penis in it, and was that okay? I was so curious I immediately said yes.

The video started on a mirror with his waist framed in shot. Lacking his face all I saw was his flaccid penis and a small glass of water. His new piercing gleamed like a single eye at the tip of his cock. He grabbed his limp penis and in a gruff voice demanded, “Talk you son of a bitch!”

He grabbed his floppy freshly pierced dick and dunked it in the salt water while insisting, “We know you know! Spill it!”

He pulled it up and did a gibbering little penis voice, pleading, “Please, I don’t know anything-“

Then he shoved it back into the water, flopping it around as if the water boarded dick was flailing in distress making outrageous “Blub-hrygh-ghlugggh,” sounds.

It was hands down one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life. I watched it over and over until tears were streaming down my face. When things ended terribly with that couple and we cut contact I deleted the video as it seemed inappropriate to keep now that we weren’t friends.

But I still think about the comedy gold he’d enacted in front of that mirror.

[realmoftheacornking]

Prince Albert

[leonisandmurex]

PARIS OLYMPICS ◯‍◯‍◯‍◯‍◯ 2024

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[isabelle-primrose]

The Princess Royal's fan, 1856

Painted by the Princess Royal as a birthday gift for Queen Victoria

[world-of-wales]

The Prince of Wales with (L-R) Prince Albert of Monaco, Queen Mathilde & King Philippe of Belgium and Grand Duchess Maria Teresa & Grand Duke Henri of Luxembourg as he attends the official re-opening of Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris | 7 DECEMBER 2024

[didanagy]

THE YOUNG VICTORIA (2009)

dir. jean-marc vallèe

[borgialucrezia]

"Well having known Tom Hughes for about nine and a half, ten years now since we first played lovers, as soon as it said more knowing than Tom, I was all on board to play brothers. I thought that was a great idea."

TOM HUGHES & DAVID OAKES ↴ TRINITY (2009) || VICTORIA (2016)

[escapismsworld]

Maud of Wales - Queen of Norway, was the youngest daughter of King Edward VII and Queen Alexandra of the United Kingdom, and the grandaughter of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert.

Maud had great taste in gowns, and she was always impeccably attired, for every occasion.

As the wife of King Haakon VII of Norway, Maud must have had a considerable dress allowance.

A remarkable number of her gowns have been preserved.

Here are some of them from the period just prior to WWI, circa 1906-1914.

[charlotte-of-wales]

King Willem-Alexander, Queen Máxima, King Felipe, Queen Letizia, Prince Albert, Princess Charlene, King Frederik and Queen Mary attend the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games Paris 2024 | July 26, 2024

[thehouseofwindsor]

Prince Albert II, Prince of Monaco and King Carl XVI Gustaf

The number of whores these two have done over the years.

What?

Albert was known to be a whore himself in his youth with many women claiming to be his baby's mommy. And Carl has admitted to many a whore and strippers in his youth, before and during his marriage. Facts

[thehessiansisters]

Painting of Grand Duchess Elizabeth Feodorovna of Russia by François Flameng, 1894.

[dandyads]

Camel / Prince Albert, 1951

12 Days of Xmas: Day 12 🎅🏻

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[goodoldroyalty]

Thanksgiving Service for His Royal Highness the Prince and Princess of Wales' Safe Return from India - 1906.

The royal children with their parents and King Edward VII.

[official-penis-posts]

Thoughts on prince albert peircings? Its been on my mind lately, thinking abt getting one..,,.

I’m not against some extra junk on my junk