#prince Albert

[charlotte-of-wales]

Tatiana Santo Domingo, Andrea Casiraghi, Princess Charlene, Prince Albert II, Princess Caroline of Hanover, Ben Sylvester Strautmann, Princess Alexandra of Hanover and Beatrice Borromeo attend the Gala evening at Grimaldi Forum during the Monaco National Day |November 19, 2024

[foldingfittedsheets]

When I was with my ex Taylor and living in Arizona we were roommates with two of her friends.The living situation ended up being Wildly Toxic it’s the one where they said we couldn’t use kitchenware when we said we were moving out. We left and cut contact.

But I do have one regret. I had gotten along quite well with the guy in the couple when I first met him. We texted while Taylor and I were still long distance and because I was working at a sex shop he was quite transparent with me about considering a dick piercing. We chatted about aftercare and the saltwater rinses he’d have to do.

One day he sent me a text informing me that he wanted to send me a video but it had his penis in it, and was that okay? I was so curious I immediately said yes.

The video started on a mirror with his waist framed in shot. Lacking his face all I saw was his flaccid penis and a small glass of water. His new piercing gleamed like a single eye at the tip of his cock. He grabbed his limp penis and in a gruff voice demanded, “Talk you son of a bitch!”

He grabbed his floppy freshly pierced dick and dunked it in the salt water while insisting, “We know you know! Spill it!”

He pulled it up and did a gibbering little penis voice, pleading, “Please, I don’t know anything-“

Then he shoved it back into the water, flopping it around as if the water boarded dick was flailing in distress making outrageous “Blub-hrygh-ghlugggh,” sounds.

It was hands down one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life. I watched it over and over until tears were streaming down my face. When things ended terribly with that couple and we cut contact I deleted the video as it seemed inappropriate to keep now that we weren’t friends.

But I still think about the comedy gold he’d enacted in front of that mirror.

[leonisandmurex]

PARIS OLYMPICS ◯‍◯‍◯‍◯‍◯ 2024

[dearemma]

[isabelle-primrose]

The Princess Royal's fan, 1856

Painted by the Princess Royal as a birthday gift for Queen Victoria

[notanotherhornygayblog]

She's an 8 (guage)

[thehouseofwindsor]

Prince Albert II, Prince of Monaco and King Carl XVI Gustaf

The number of whores these two have done over the years.

What?

Albert was known to be a whore himself in his youth with many women claiming to be his baby's mommy. And Carl has admitted to many a whore and strippers in his youth, before and during his marriage. Facts

[thehessiansisters]

Painting of Grand Duchess Elizabeth Feodorovna of Russia by François Flameng, 1894.

[xiaolanhua]

I like to see you unbound. You are not so much a queen.

Victoria (2016-2019) S01E04: The Clockwork Prince

[charlotte-of-wales]

Prince Albert II, Princess Charlene, Prince Jacques and Princess Gabriella attend Monaco National Day celebrations at the Prince’s Palace | November 19, 2024

[official-penis-posts]

Thoughts on prince albert peircings? Its been on my mind lately, thinking abt getting one..,,.

I’m not against some extra junk on my junk

[didanagy]

THE YOUNG VICTORIA (2009)

dir. jean-marc vallèe

[princesscatherinemiddleton]

The Princess of Wales June 2024 Photo Challenge!

Day Twenty: Favourite photo(s) of Catherine with foreign monarchs

[dearemma]

[koalapastries]

race summary - monaco edition:

lap one turn one sainz pushes piastri as close to the barrier as possible, then runs over the side of piastri's floor

piastri has floor damage, sainz has a puncture

lap one turn two perez + magnussen are both stubborn

magnussen hits the wall, then bounces into perez, who spins into hulkenberg

ocon dives to the inside of gasly, makes contact and flips up

red flag lap 1

magnussen, perez, hulkenberg, ocon out in lap 1

starting grid is restored

mercedes strategy was . . . questionable

it was questioned by both russell and hamilton

tbh not much happened in the rest of the race?

piastri, sainz, norris (p2-p4) went back and forth in terms of intervals but never actually swapped places

zhou, bottas, sargeant, stroll swapped places a few times

charles leclerc wins monaco for the first time ever!

i love him

bonus:

prince albert might be just as happy as charles is and it's awesome

[royallyobsessedx]

It's even more beautiful in real life. Albert was a real one for this design, I get it Vicky I really do.