#priest cale

[pprj-28]

Lout of the Count's Family

White Haired Priest Cale

LCF Part 1 and Part 2

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GORGEOUS, CIAN! AS ALWAYS! HOW DO YOU DO IT!!!!

Priest Cale, any one?

Is this enough for you to deflect to the enemy’s side yet?

[aidanisking]

Guys what kind of Cale do you like best.... Cale's Era's

[web-novel-polls]

WN Criminal Upper Bracket

[Please be kind and respectful in the notes. Anti-Propaganda is NOT allowed.] 

Cale Henituse from Lout of the Count’s Family

Submission: An essential part of absolutely every plan he makes is to steal his enemies' stuff lmao 😂  

Zhou Zishu from Faraway Wanderers and Lord Seventh

Submission: So many crimes... So, so many… 

[my-life-is-important-mb]

Cale : * takes Clopeh prisoner, all sorts of tortures and so on, in the end he goes crazy and ... you know.*

Lololoshka: ... YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME.

[arceviste]

holier than thou

OKAY I GOT IT SIR PLS CALM DOWN— like, i know he is often being mistaken as holy figures or even a dragon is not without a reason after all.

[brainrot-mx]

*SPOILERS FOR NOVEL* bro... dark elf Alberu and priest disguise Cale...

What if. What if they just hung out. Go to a meeting in somewhere, undercover and spying. Imagine. The dark and light. bro.

Okay, I cant talk abt this like a normal person, but I'll try. The notion in the LCF world that Dark Elves are bad because they use dead mana and they're shunned by the sun god (well, were), and then a Dark Elf shows up with the priest that established the Sun God twins in Mogoru Empire.

Light and Dark. Not only do they make a weird but blinding pair, they also defy literally everything the Church of the Sun God have said. As they walk through the streets of the new Mogoru, they make heads turn.

A priest with long, silky white hair and eyes as blue as the sky. His robes flow around him and they touch the ground, so it looks like he floats wherever he goes. His steps light as feathers and his smile radiates warmth and comfort.

Behind the priest walks a majestic man, buffer and slightly taller. He carries himself with grace and poise, reminiscent of a noble. Half of his face is covered with a black see-through fabric, but just looking at his eyes can tell a person that he is handsome.

(There is a few fanarts I've seen of them, but I do not know the owners so I won't post them here. Feel free to look for some! This duo is my fav)

[murasaki-cha]

Cale, however, sat down on the soft chair Ron had brought from somewhere and gazed up at the sky.

.......... Of course, next to him were Raon with sparkling eyes, Priest Dust with a fresh expression, Beacrox watching with his arms crossed, and Sui Khan, who grinned at what was funny.

*WHEEZE* THE ONLY THING MISSING IS THE POPCORN!!!

[sadlynotthevoid]

It's always 'KRS transmigrates', or 'the Soo's trasmigrates'. But what about 'Jour's reincarnation transmigrates back into TBOAH'?

Kid was just doing her own stuff until a monter attack happened and a creepy voice offered to help her not to die in exchange of delivering a doodle to some guy she doesn't know.

Of course, she said yes. Was that or dying, which is why the creepy voice is also a scammer and she'll smack they if they ever meet.

The next thing she knows, the sky is way closer than it should be and the floor is getting closer and closer and closer—

'Oh no! Did that stupid bastard send her to who knows where just to kill her?'

Luckily for her, a cute redhaired guy managed to catch her. 'Ja. Take that, creepy bastard voice.'

He also gives her good vibes and has nice hair. He's her new best friend, she decides.

Turns out, the doodle was also for the red haired cutie. Which means she fulfilled her part of the deal, different from some annoying voice.

...Maybe she could get a compensation?

For now, she'll just go with Cale, her new best friend, to his house. Because he's the best person ever and he said she could stay there and eat delicious food, and desserts, and teas—

She could get used to this.

[asexual-levia-tan]

thinks about toonka. thinks about the bandit leader, who was said to resemble toonka. thinks about how he was forced to fight in an arena, and ended up killing someone he thought of as his brother. and enjoyed it.

thinks about how toonka had to kill someone he thought of as a close friend. thinks about how that impacted him emotionally. thinks about how easy it really was to get him to think about the well-being of those weaker than him. thinks about how he's one of the whipper kingdom citizens who manifested magic resistance as a defense against the human experimentation the magic tower was doing. thinks about how toonka has no family thats been mentioned as of yet..............................

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Random Things Cale Henituse had done Without Context

adopted 14 children in a month

threw money into lava

stole cookies from royalty

scammed a vampire to give him an allowance

ate a rock

set a lake on fire

bribed a prince with poison

impersonated a priest

fed a hobo

stole a tree

dived into a mummy lake

wished to cough blood elegantly

hand-embroidered outfits

served a freaked-out dragon tea

forced a prince to make an MMORPG account

made his enemy wash the dishes

beat up a guy with a rock

fed a tree

commiserated with a god over work-related sleep deprivation

let his kid eat poison

sang creepy hide and seek song

tried to dig a hole in the ground and failed

gave away bones as a present

converted a barbarian with the Power of Friendship

blew up an island (twice)

stripped in front of his bff's uncle

blew up a whirlpool

hugged his arch nemesis

defenestrated a man

got compared to a haystack

strangled a guy with his bare hands

ate a battery

fought a lake

stabbed himself with a stick

...Feel free to keep it going. The weirder and more random the better. Let's see if we can catch all the references lol

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In celebration of some light re-reading of the Xiaolen arc before I get my hands on the official English release, I decided to do some editing for fun and hopefully provide this beautiful Priest!Cale pic the exposure it deserves. I hope you guys like it!

This fanart's really wonderful btw, I especially love the colors and how vivid they are. I only did some minor enhancement to let them pop, but it did not need much work at all. Thank you, @pprj-28! You did such a great job with it 💖

Purifier Cale's Decision

Cale Henituse

Trash of the Count's Family

Part 2 Chapter 69

[slackerlifewhere]

The best summary of TCF

Priest: Death awaits you at the bottom.

Cale potentially dying: Great. Let's go.

Choi Han walking behind them: ...

What Choi Han probably thinks: What the fuck, Cale-nim! No!

- Chapter 33: You (8)

[alien-slushie]

Deruth: What did you do this weekend?

Cale: Joined a Cult, got engaged, became the Priest of said Cult, blew up a building, called off the engagement, adopted some children, and set another building on fire. Not nessicarrily in that order.

Deruth: ...this is revenge for ignoring you, isn't it?

Cale: :)

[messy-haired-bum]

Just realize that during the time Cale cosplayed as a priest, he never explicitly said "I serve the Sun God" aloud ever.

He just did some leading things (pointing at the sky, spouting Sun God teachings, etcs) and let the rest come to their own conclusions, but he never outright said it.

Blasphemy, but not really? (lol)

Was it just him being cautious, or did he know something, I wonder? After all, in a world where Gods exist and are actively paying attention, words have power.

Maybe nothing will happen and he's just being unneccessarily cautious, but it also doesn't hurt to not tempt fate, right?

Cale is not leaving anything to chance and I love that about him.

[teriri-sayes]

Reactions to The Incomprehensible's Chapter 333

Brief summary: CJG is said to suffer from contamination and will die in 5 months. Cale will go to the Demon Realm in 3 days. 😂 Caleism is official in Aipotu. 🤣🤣🤣

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CJS and Sui finally! CJS was so cute, worrying about what to call CJG. 🥰 Grandfather? Great grandfather? Great-great-grandfather? Ancestor? In the end, he decided on grandfather.

Of course, the awkwardness between CH and CJS was still there. CJS kept avoiding CH's gaze and gentle smile.

As for CJG, he was suffering from the "Contamination of Chaos." Starting from the shoulder where his arm was cut off, his entire body was turning gray because of the contamination. The Arbitrators had to place him in a magic circle that delayed the contamination.

Unfortunately, there was no cure, so he would die in 5 months. Fortunately, Sui entered and told them about his findings in the GoC temple's basement. He found some purification ritual stuff, so Cale's group decided to find more info about it in the game world because the hunters were greatly involved in the game.

Thus, our poor Cale reluctantly agreed to go to the Demon Realm in 3 days. 🤣🤣🤣

Cotton: Let's go to the Demon Realm. Cale: No. Super Rock: Based on the pattern of Cale's actions, it won't end with just the Demon Realm. He'd go to the Divine and God realms too. CJS: You have to go. Cale: ??? CJS: CJG has yet to wake up. Cotton: *explains about the contamination and CJG's status* Sui: *enters the room and tells them about some purification ritual* Cale: ... Okay. I'll go to the Demon Realm.

The last part of the chapter though. 😂😂😂 Yes, you read the brief summary right. Caleism is real! Pope Kesilia and Clopeh teamed up and created a temple worshipping Cale.

Pope Kesilia converted the temple worshipping the 10 dragon gods into a temple worshipping Cale. Because of the miracle Cale created with the five color lights of the source of the world, people thought the five color lights came from Cale... Thus, Cale came to be known as the "Five Color Light", the god of the new Five Color Light religion. 🤣🤣🤣

And Clopeh giggling behind Cale... 😂😂😂 While dressed in priest robes... 🤣🤣🤣 Yeah, he definitely contributed to this. Cale's slacker life dream gets further away while Clopeh's dream is getting closer... 🤣🤣🤣

Ending Remarks With Caleism being established in Aipotu, I wonder if it will also spread in the Demon Realm. Because Cale would be going there next... 😂😂😂 Next chapter would be more of Cale's reaction to his new church. Just accept it, Cale. You're a god now.