#preworkout bottle

[mike123786]

Choosing the Perfect Protein Powder Bottle: A Comprehensive Guide

Introduction

In the world of fitness and nutrition, having the right equipment can make a significant difference in your routine. One such essential item is the protein powder bottle. Whether you're preparing for a workout or replenishing your body post-exercise, the right protein powder bottle can enhance your experience by ensuring your shake is perfectly mixed, easy to carry, and convenient to consume. This article will guide you through everything you need to know about choosing the ideal protein powder bottle.

What is a Protein Powder Bottle?

A protein powder bottle, often referred to as a shaker bottle, is a container specifically designed for mixing protein powders with liquids like water, milk, or juice. These bottles usually feature a secure lid, a spout for drinking, and a mixing mechanism to ensure a smooth, lump-free shake.

[californiaquail]

reading about how people think bang energy drinks are too strong and apparently what people in the military drink because they have so much caffeine and i had actually opened the thread looking for things with more caffeine than bangs because it takes one of those after a caffeine pill to get me through a day at my 7:45am - 3 pm not that insane job. ok 👍🏻

[exactlymaximumgarden]

schlatt and buff reader hcs🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE (as a gym rat :P)

it's no secret that schlatt is OBSESSED with your strength and physique

he's just awestruck by how insanely built you are, plus he finds it admirable that you've devoted so much time and effort to working towards your goal

if he ever needs help opening something (i.e. a jar or a bottle), he's yelling "BAAAAAABE" across the house with zero hesitation

if he ever starts getting out of line, you're quick to tease him by saying, "big talk for someone i could easily bench"

"wanna prove it, toots?"

keeps excess titty milk gamersupps on hand in case you want to use it as preworkout 😭

he would kill to see you do one of those youtuber boxing matches, even if you wouldn't be caught dead doing it ("c'mon, doll, you'd so easily win!")

after any workout sesh, he's quick to playfully ask for a gains check

and immediately upon giving him one, it's always the same reaction: "fuck yeah, baby!"

he never fails to light up as soon as you flex for him (see image above for a visual LMAO)

[bad268]

Grizzy with a pretty energetic reader who likes loves working out

Gizzy + Gym Partner S/o

Headcanons because I can only seem to write short-form content right now (Inktober is taking over my life)

Anyways, on with the headcanons!

willing to bet you'd meet at the gym

maybe you asking him to spot you

or I could see you maxing out on like leg press or something and needed help, and he's the one who saves you

yknow all knight in shining armour style

then you guys start meeting up at the gym

working out together

forcing him to do your painful leg day and cardio routines

shouting encouragement when yall are maxing out

if you're short, Grizzy helping you get onto the pull-up bar

when you finally get together-

i could see either of you shooting your shots first tbh

-you'd start meeting at his house or yours before going to the gym

the first time he went to yours, i could see this going down

"Do you have any preworkout?" Grizzy asked as he looked in your pantry. "I was streaming last night, so I didn't get much sleep and I'm beat."

"Preworkout? What's that?" You asked as you turned to him with your bottle of water.

"You don't know what preworkout is? How do you max anything without energy?" Grizzy accused in confusion. "You're crazy if you just go with water."

"I have a granola bar, too, sometimes," You offered as you shrugged. "What's the point of preworkout? Just energy? I don't need that."

"Just energy? Just energy!? No, it also gives you focus and improves your strength and endurance," He explained calmly after he saw your confused face. "You're telling me you've never used preworkout?"

"No, my strength and endurance is all me, baby."

from then on, he would overanalyze everything

wondering how you were able to do some of your lifts without the extra boost of preworkout

there were even some days that he would start tiring out, but you were still going strong

"Come on Grizzy!" You cheered from the stair master next to him as you patted his shoulder. "Just another 30 flights, and we're done for the day!"

"Why did I ever agree to try your cardio days?" He asked himself, "Why did I ever submit myself to this TORTURE?"

anyways yeah

still doesn't stop him from going to the gym with you

side note, i feel like hed put preworkout in a smoothie or something he made for you

for the context of this next part, I'm gonna say I would assume you agree to try it at some point but never say when

now, that being said you may or may not know about it in this specific smoothie

you'd be bouncing off the walls in the gym (more than normal)

Grizzy also vowed to never give you preworkout again after that day

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[a-chip-in-inosukes-nichirin]

The Hashira at the Gym

I just started going to the gym with a friend and now I have a brainworm about the Hashira and what they'd be like at the gym.

Tengen:

Tengen is a gym influencer. He's also the kind of guy who wears the tightest shirt possible every time he goes, and he spends just as much time working out as he does flexing in the mirror and taking selfies with other people. People don't mind though, because the amount of weight he can bench press is impressive. He's almost constantly on the ab machines and doing weights. This man lives off pre-workout and spends all his extra time at the gym. His girlfriends also workout, but mainly are into Pilates.

Rengoku:

This man wears muscle shirts but not because he wants to show off, just because they were on sale when he was getting gym clothes. He never skips leg day. Never. This man's thighs are sturdier than tree trunks. He could crush a watermelon between them without a second thought. Everyone loves him, even if he's a little loud. He drinks protein shakes every day, and will bring Senjuro to the gym sometimes.

Giyu:

He pretty much exclusively does treadmills and stair-steppers, but he also will use dumbbells. He only wears hoodies and basketball shorts. Headphones are in 100% of the time. Will stare at people until they are off the machine he's waiting for. Doesn't drink protein shakes, but will drink preworkout. The caffeine does not seem to affect him in the slightest.

Gyoumei:

He likes the treadmills for walking. They're meditative for him. He teaches yoga, but also does weightlifting. He can both bench-press and squat more than anyone in the gym. He has several of the same exact tracksuit for working out. Has never tried pre-workout and says he never will. He's a vegetarian and only drinks vegan protein shakes if he does drink them at all.

Shinobu:

She's into calisthenics and pilates, but mainly does a lot of running, especially on inclines. She can do the least amount of weights out of all the Hashira, but she makes up for it with endurance and speed. If she sees Giyu at the gym, she'll get on a machine next to him and make sure that she's on it longer than he is, on a harder setting. Giyu doesn't notice most of the time because he's wearing headphones, but occasionally he will and thinks that Shinobu is just being friendly and that she's trying to be his gym buddy. She is not. She's being passive aggressive.

Mitsuri:

Not an influencer, but she always wears cute matching sets in pink, green, black, or white and people assume she is. Everyone at the gym loves her. Mitsuri has a pink water bottle decorated with sakura stickers. She always has snacks on her; protein bars, protein mixes, fruit, and other goodies. She does pilates, yoga, and weightlifting (and gymnastics and ballet). Misturi surprises a lot of the new gym goers with her strength. She is regularly asked to crush watermelons between her thighs, and she loves doing it.

Obanai:

He goes to the gym only because his crush goes. He'll pick up dumbbells here and there, but mainly works out on the stair-steppers and bikes. His clothing of choice is a hoodie and joggers. Always wears a mask no matter the season or if he's sick. This man wipes down every machine and weight before and after he touches it. He has seen Misturi break open watermelons with her thighs no less than six times. He is smitten.

Sanemi:

This man works out at their weirdest hours and is never consistent with when he shows up but does appear almost every day. He does weights and calisthenics, and despite never touching pre-workout, he has incredible stamina. Sanemi wears tank tops to workout in, and half the time they're cut into v-necks because he "can't stand feeling like he's being suffocated". He's brought his brother a few times, but mostly works out alone. He has gotten in trouble for fighting a dude who was recording a girl doing squats without her knowledge.

Muichiro:

This boy does yoga and ellipticals, and not much else. He'll bike occasionally, but he only comes to the gym because his family has a gym pass and he likes to watch shows with his headphones in while he's walking or biking. Wears a t-shirt and basketball shorts, and sneakers with mismatched ankle socks. Doesn't take anything seriously, but enjoys how protein shakes taste.

[davenporttf]

Emascatine

Yo, what's up? My names Phil and I'm the quarterback for Boston College. Go Eagles! I love the sport and I'm stoked I get to play QB.

I gotta be honest with you though, I've been having a slump lately out on the field. I haven't been at the top of my game. I've been working out every day but no matter how much training I put in, I'm getting sacked left and right.

I stopped by a local vitamin shop to switch up my preworkout. I don't think this whey stuff is really giving me the boost I need, ya know? The guy at the shop seemed like he was into me. I caught him multiple times checking me out as I was walking up and down the aisles. Not that I care really, a compliment is a compliment but dude could be less obvious about it. He eventually took a break from creepin to ask me what I was looking for in particular.

I explained how I wanted to switch up my preworkout, and he said he had just the thing. It was this black generic bottle with the brand name "Hit Fit." The slogan underneath it said "It'll hit you the first time guaranteed!" I didn't recognize the brand so I looked at the active ingredient, Emascatine. I've never heard of it either but the guy at the shop said it was a new type of drug only sold through his shop.

I was weary of trying the brand but the prospect of fast results was exactly what I needed right now. I caved and decided if I didn't see any results, I'd return it later.

I stopped home and whipped up the preworkout shake and threw it in my bag along with the bottle in case one of the teammates needed some. I made it to the locker room just in time, and setup in front my locker. I took out my preworkout and took my first sip. It tasted like fruit loops which was a nice changeup from my last powder that tasted like crap. I took more sips and really liked the taste so I started to down it.

"So tasty!" my voice cracked as I said it. "You good Phil?" asked my teammate, Drew.

"I'm good, sweetie!" The words just left my mouth without a thought. My voice had raised several octaves and my face was as red as ever realizing what I said. Drew looked at me in amusement. "haha okay, babe" thinking it was a joke.

I refocus on getting dressed, and pulled on my compression pants over my jock. My skin felt so sensitive in the moment. The tightness of the pants felt so good on my legs. I rubbed my legs up and down feeling the spandex material stretch. I was getting aroused by watching my quads flex in them. My eyes were closed sitting on the bench while I rubbed my inner thighs. An inaudible moan came from my mouth as I felt my dick hardened.

What was happening to me?! I look over the Hit Fit bottle and notice a tiny disclaimer at the bottom. "Emascatine may cause side effects of heightened sensitivity, mood changes, sexual stimulation, and emasculation."

I snapped out of it long enough to feel my ass stretch the tights even further. My center of gravity shifted as my ass grew into a firm bubble butt. I tried to walk around but felt an itch coming from deep inside my ass. I braced myself with hands on the wall squirming to hopefully scratch the itch. I don't know why it felt so right in the moment but I started to shake my ass faster and faster side to side as if it were on display for my teammates.

Drew had taken notice, yelling over "Yo, Phil. What has gotten into you?!" They watched as I continued moving my ass in their direction. My teammates' demeanor changed the longer they watched. I could see their faces going from confusion to slight interest to lustful. My ass was hypnotizing and they could have stood there all day staring into it's fluid motion.

I loved the look on their faces and called over to them "Hey boysss! You like what you see?"

Drew smiled, "Damn, Phil. Why don't you come over here and we can do some team bonding?"

I thought he'd never ask. I let them line up as I got in position.

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Epilogue:

Coach says I need to take a step back from QB. Something about my performance not being up to snuff. I've been told I'd make a better water boy. I've really enjoyed it so far. I keep my boys hydrated as they take turns slamming my P-spot. Team morale has never been higher.

[callsign-magnolia]

I Hope You Dance // Ch. 48

MATURE CONTENT (18+)

A/N: This is cross posted to my Wattpad, so if this seems familiar that is why!

TW: Mental abuse, emotional abuse, slight physical abuse, death and loss.

Description: When Caila meets Rooster, sparks fly. But, she's already married, to a man who she thought loved her, and won't let her go. Rooster will fight for her, he just has to convince Caila to fight for herself.

Word Count: 6.4k

Chapter 47 | Masterlist

The next morning, my phone buzzed at five a.m. It was Saturday, the day of our engagement party, but I decided that after last night, I was going to start hitting the gym today. I turned my alarm off and looked behind me to Rooster. He was lightly snoring with his arm tossed over my waist, his chest against my back. I managed to slowly lift his arm from my waist and slipped from his grasp before gently laying his arm on the bed and pulling the covers up to his shoulder. He was still asleep so I grabbed some leggings and a baggy t-shirt from the dresser before I snuck into the bathroom to change. I wiped my face off with a rag and popped in my contacts before pulling my hair into a ponytail. Once I was done I quietly padded over to the closet and grabbed my tennis shoes and some socks, before making my way towards the bedroom door. “Mmm.” Rooster moaned, shifting on the bed. I noticed his hand running over my side of the bed and searching for me. “Mags?” His gruff morning voice spoke out and I giggled to myself before slowly making my way over to his side of the bed. “Shh, go back to sleep..” I pushed some of his curls off his forehead. I sat next to him as I scratched his head, hoping to lull him back to sleep. But he grabbed my hand, pulling it to his cheek and nuzzling it before placing a kiss on my palm. “Why are you up and dressed?” He asked, his free hand gently grabbing my clothed thigh. “I’m going to the gym.”

He yawned before nodding and sitting up. “Give me five minutes and I’ll go with you.” I shook my head, placing my hand on his chest. “No, you don’t have to. Why don’t you go back to sleep?” He shook his head, stretching his arms above his head. “No, I wanna go with you. Gotta keep other guys from staring at your ass.” I giggled quietly, pressing a kiss to his forehead as I stood. “Okay. You get ready and I’ll go downstairs and mix up the preworkout.” He nodded. “Can you mix up some of the orange flavor for me?” I nodded and walked downstairs, Dahlia hot on my heels. I put my shoes on before mixing up our drinks, orange for Roo and fruit punch for me. I grabbed our water bottles and filled them as well, just in time for Rooster to meet me in the kitchen. “So why are we going to the gym this early?” He asked and I scoffed. “I tried to get you to go back to sleep, but you wanted to go.” I said as I turned around to face him, his hands landing on the counter behind me, effectively caging me in. “But if you must know. I’ve decided that if I’m not happy with the way I look, I’m gonna do something about it.” He hummed, laying his head on my shoulder. “What about your dress?” I chuckled, turning and kissing his temple. “It’s adjustable, so I can lose a little weight and it’ll still fit.” He hummed before picking up his head and smiling at me. “If it makes you feel better, I think you look perfect.” I hummed, gently pressing my lips to his. “Thank you, honey. Now take your drink and let’s hit the road.”

Bradley was still pretty tired, so I drove us onto base and over to the gym. Once there we were both awake from our pre-workout and immediately hit the weights. Rooster and I have been together for a while, but we don't usually work out together. It's usually Phoenix, Halo & I, but this was nice. "Spot me?" I asked as I laid back on the bench. He nodded, coming over and standing at the top of my head as I grabbed the bar. "I thought you could lift more than one twenty five." He asked as I pressed up on the bar. "I used to up until they took my wings. I haven't been able to work up past it since I'm out of work every time I turn around." He just smiled down at me as I completed my set. I set the bar on the rack and sat up, taking a deep breath. "We'll get you back to that, pretty girl." I smiled as he kissed my head. "Let's finish up so we can get breakfast and we need to run to the store for Penny's surprise party." He nodded and we finished our workout by 6:30. We were sweaty and disgusting but Bradley looked like a God in the early morning sun. 

His arms glowed as the light bounced off them, his muscles shirt giving me a view of his intercostal muscles and his external obliques. "You coming honey?" I snapped out of my daze and nodded, rushing over to take his hand as we headed for the jeep. He was wide awake so after he buckled me in, he drove us to this little breakfast place near the store. "Alright, burgers and hot dogs." Rooster said as he rubbed his hands together. "You said we're doing BBQ." He looked at me, brows furrowed. "Yeah, and a barbecue includes burgers & hot dogs." I shook my head at him, my hands resting on my hips. "No, that is a cookout. At a barbecue, you cook a chuck roast and shred it for BBQ!" He huffed, pulling out his phone. "We'll just call Mav and see what Penny would prefer." I nodded, grabbing the buggy. "And ask him what kind of cake she likes. I'm gonna go grab stuff for the sides." I walked away, leaving him on the phone, and not five minutes later he came back. "Mav said BBQ." I nodded, grabbing some beans for baked beans. "And you explained the difference?" He nodded. "And Penny doesn't like cake." 

"What?!" I yelled as I turned to him. "Mav said she really loves homemade cherry pie." He tried to make me feel better and I groaned. "Literally the one dessert recipe I don't have! My mamaw didn't write hers down before she passed and no one knows it." I laid my head on his shoulder and he chuckled, patting my back and kissing my head. "My mom has a recipe for the filling and crust." My head snapped up & I looked at him wide eyed. "Really?" He nodded. “Her recipe box is probably in that pile of stuff Tilly left. I’ll dig it out when we go home.” I nodded, leaning up to kiss him before we grabbed everything we needed and went home. We showered and managed to take a nap before we had to be up and get ready. I was in the middle of putting curlers in my hair when mom showed up. “What plants are we taking?” She asked as I came downstairs with my toothbrush in my mouth. “All my big ones on the deck, and I have some spider plants that you can hang up.” Mom nodded, shooing me upstairs to finish getting ready. Rooster helped them haul everything out to the truck before joining me in brushing his teeth. “How are you feeling?” he asked, wrapping an arm around my waist as I started pulling out my makeup. “Excited, and oddly nervous.” I said as I stared at my eyeshadow, debating on which one to use. “Nervous?” I nodded. “I don’t know why though. Maybe it’s because all the attention will be on us? Either way, it’ll be fine and we’ll have fun.” I said as I started putting my primer on. “We sure will.” He kissed my temple before flicking one of my curlers. “Nice hair by the way.” He chuckled, before walking out of the bathroom, leaving me to finish getting ready. 

The party starts at two, and I finished getting ready around one, I just had to put my dress on. Rooster was buttoning his shirt as I stepped out in my strapless bra and nude thong. His shirt was white with green palm leaves on it, but I was surprised to see he also had on white dress pants. “You tryin’ to match me?” I asked as I grabbed my dress bag, pulling it out and hanging it over the closet door. “Hey, it’s my wedding too! Maybe I want some attention.” I giggled as I pulled my dress out, unzipping it and stepping into it. “Can you zip me?” He came up behind me, gently pulling the zipper up and clasping the top. I let out a breath of relief, worried it wouldn’t fit anymore. He placed a kiss to the back of my neck before he stepped away and I turned to face him. “So… what do you think?” I wasn’t used to wearing something so dressy. I may wear dresses but they’re simple sundresses or t-shirt dresses, this was more on the nicer side. It was a white strapless mini dress, pleated with a side drape overlay that hung to the floor. 

Rooster was looking at me in a way I’ve never really seen. His face was set with an indifferent look, glancing over my body before he stepped closer. He’s usually all smiles, so I wasn’t sure what to make of this. “The last time I saw you dressed all nice was the gala, it’s different.” I hung my head. “Oh god. I knew it was too much! I knew I should’ve gone with the white sundress I had!” I grabbed the overlay, holding it in my hands. “Give me just a minute to change then we can go.” Rooster grabbed me before I could move, spinning me around to face him. “Okay, let me reword this. It’s different. But you look fucking ethereal and I love this dress.” I took a deep breath, nodding as he let go of my arms. “It’s not too much?” He quickly shook his head. “We’re getting married. This is our party. If you want to wear the most extravagant dress in the world, I will tell you how amazing you look and support you one hundred percent.” I grinned up at him as he rested his forehead on mine. “You’re amazing. You know that?” He grinned at me before pressing his lips to my forehead. “I may have been told that once or twice.” I giggled before stepping away, going into the closet and grabbing the deep green stilettos I purchased. 

“You’re not the only one who can match.” I said as he raised a brow at me. I slipped the heels on, and buckled them around my ankle as I stood. “How long till we have to be there?” I asked as I walked into the bathroom, taking the curlers out of my hair and letting it hang down to my chest. I fixed my hair with a little hairspray before walking out and grabbing my clutch, checking to make sure I had everything. “Roo?” I asked, turning to face him. His eyes were raking over my body, looking at me like I was his next meal. “Bradley.” I caught his attention and he met my eyes. “We have to be there in forty-five minutes.” I nodded before he grabbed me by my waist, pushing me back onto the bed. “But just give me twenty.” He attempted to push me back but I stopped him. “First off, you are not ruining this masterpiece I created, and secondly, you can’t do a quickie, Roo. We’ll be ridiculously late if we start anything right now.” He shook his head. “I’m not gonna fuck you. I’m saving that for when we come home. Just give me twenty minutes to indulge myself then we can go.” He leaned up, kissing me sweetly as his hand came up, gripping the back of my neck and holding me still. His hand slid up my thigh, rubbing my clit through the nude thong I had on. I managed to pull away, chasing my breath as I moaned quietly. “This is my only pair of nude panties. At least take them off.” He grinned, reaching under my dress and gently pulling them down my legs before dropping them on the floor next to him. I expected him to use his fingers, stretching me open. But I gasped in shock and delight as he tossed my legs over his shoulders and buried his face in my pussy, trying his damndest to pull an orgasm from me before we left. 

Forty minutes later we were pulling up outside of the Hard Deck. I finally fixed my hair in my phone camera as Rooster put the bronco in park. “Did you really have to grab my hair and pull?” I asked, twisting one of my curls as he grinned deviously. “I couldn’t help myself.” He said before getting out and coming around to my side. “You’re lucky I managed to fix it.” I said as he helped me out before taking my hand. “You look beautiful either way.” He said as he kissed my temple before leaning down to whisper in my ear. “But I know you loved it.” I smiled up at him, flipping my hair over my shoulder. “I never said I didn’t.” I said before sauntering off, a little more sway in my hips. I was a few feet away before he finally caught up. I texted mom when we left the house, seeing as we live about fifteen minutes away, because she apparently just had to know when we left. We walked up to the doors and Rooster reached for the door handle when they both swung open. “Help me welcome the future Mr & Mrs. Bradshaw!” Mom called, making me blush as all eyes were on us and everyone cheered. 

“Kiss her!” Phoenix screamed, throwing me back to our first night here. I glanced over to the piano which I was sitting on top of when she screamed it. I was brought out of my trance when Rooster yanked me into his arms, dipping me slightly before kissing me. I smiled into the kiss, my hand gently gripping the arm around my waist as he stood me up, pulling his lips away from mine. Everyone cheered around us, him resting his forehead on mine as mom snapped a picture. We pulled away, flashing smiles at everyone before mom led us over to a table full of food. “Here’s the food, of course you can get drinks at the bar. Eat while you can, because everyone will pester you for photos soon.” We nodded as mom walked away. “Let’s grab some food before you get hangry.” I smiled up at him, kissing his nose. “I love that you know me so well.” We quickly gathered some food and rushed to sit down. Of course mom was right, within three minutes people were coming up for pictures. Three of my mom’s brothers were here with their wives, uncle Josh wasn’t invited and thankfully he knew better than to show his face around here. My arm was looped through Rooster’s as we headed for the bar, grabbing a drink each, as what seemed to be eighties and nineties love songs played through the bar. Once we had our drinks in hand, we made our way over to a huge glass board by the bar. It had greenery draped around it and I noticed it said ‘Meet The Bridal Party’ at the top. It was sectioned off by bridesmaids and groomsmen, but at the top it had pictures of Hangman and Phoenix and it said Maid of Honor and Best Man. “I didn’t realize you were gonna ask Hangman to be your best man.” It was true, I knew they were getting along better but I didn’t expect this. “We’ve become a lot closer than you realize, and with the way he’s been taking care of you? It just felt right.” I smiled up at him, one hand on his back and the other on his abs. “As long as you’re happy I don’t care who it is.” He chuckled and I looked back at the board. Of course under Phoenix it had Halo, Laura, Rebecca, and Rita. Then under Hangman you had Bob, Coyote, Fanboy, and Payback. They were all fun pictures, big smiles and fun times. Under them there was Anita and Isabella as our flower girls, but we couldn’t leave out Fritz, Yale, Harvard and Omaha as our ushers and flower men. So they will go down the aisle first and the girls will ‘make it pretty’ as they go down. Lastly of course, was little JJ who was our ring bearer.

“We need someone to bring the dogs down the aisle. I think it would be too much for Hangman and Phoenix to have to deal with them as well.” Rooster suggested and I nodded in agreement. “Hey guys!” We turned to find Duke and Storm both standing there. “Oh my god!” I yelled as Bradley pulled them both into a hug. “I didn’t think you guys could make it?” He asked, pulling away. “We managed it, but Flame is still stuck on deployment.” I huffed, hugging them both before stepping back by Rooster. “Well that sucks. Hopefully you all can make the wedding.” They agreed just as mom stood to make an announcement. “Okay, if everyone can take their seats, we’re going to play a game with our lovely couple.” Rooster and I looked at each other wide eyed, not knowing what to expect. Dad and Mav took two chairs, placing them back to back. “You two, sit.” Mom said, pointing to the two chairs. Rooster took my hand, holding it till I was seated before he sat in his chair. “Okay, so we’re gonna play the shoe game. I need the both of you to take off your shoes, and you will have one of each.” I giggled, taking off my heels, keeping one and trading the other with Rooster so I had one of his boots.

“Jesus christ! I never knew we had such a size difference!” Rooster blurted out and I laughed. “You’re the one with sasquatch feet!” Everyone laughed at my joke as Rooster reached around and pinched my hip. “Okay, I’m going to ask questions and you answer one or the other. If it’s Caila, raise the heel, if it’s Rooster… Well obviously it's the boot. I don’t think he could pull off those heels.” Rooster scoffed at mom’s joke. “I’ll have you know I have nice legs.” He quipped back, making Penny choke on her drink and everyone else laughed. “Okay, let’s get started!” Mom pulled out some cards. “Who is the most romantic?” It took me no time to raise Rooster's shoe and he raised his own as well. “Caila! Step up your game!” Jameson yelled, making us laugh. “Okay, who’s the better cook?” Immediately I raised my heel and Rooster agreed. “Who made the first move?” I had to think for a second before raising Rooster’s shoe. “Who was the first to declare their love?” Once again Rooster’s shoe was in the air. “Who wears the pants in the relationship?” I raised my shoe and Rooster raised his. “Ooh, we got some conflict.” I looked back seeing he raised his own shoe. “Excuse you?” I joked. “Oh! Wrong shoe!” He said before raising mine, making us laugh. “In reality we’re pretty even in that aspect.”

“Who’s more likely to talk their way out of a speeding ticket?” We both raised my shoe. “She has a lead foot, so it would be her.” Rooster retorted. “She doesn’t even have to talk her way out of it! One look at her boobs and she’s off the hook!” Phoenix yelled, making a blush creep up my cheeks. “Hangman, cut her off!” Jake grinned at Rooster's words, taking the drink from Phoenix and moving it to his other side as she pouted. We finished the game with lots of jokes and laughs and I couldn’t have asked for a better party. Rooster and I grabbed another drink before being bombarded by Kimberly & Amber. They squealed, pulling me into a hug before squeezing poor Rooster. “You look amazing.” Amber said as she looked over my outfit. “Thank you.” I said as Michael & Matt came to join them. “Well, guess we should welcome you to the family man.” Michael said and Rooster laughed. “I definitely feel welcomed. I’m waiting for Regina to scold me like I’m one of her kids.” We laughed as Phoenix walked by. “Have y’all met Phoenix yet?” I asked and immediately their faces changed, noses scrunching slightly. “No, she’s been avoiding us and Jake refuses to introduce her.” Meeting family can be intimidating, but I was surprised that Phoenix was avoiding them. I was even more surprised that Hangman hasn’t introduced her yet. Soon they left, allowing us to speak to other people. Some we both knew, some only Rooster or I knew. Finally I was able to break away and I made my way over to Phoenix. “Hey. You okay?”

She looked confused and nodded. “Of course. Why?” She asked. “Well I talked to Jake’s sisters and they said you haven’t spoken to them, and Jake won’t introduce you.” She bit her lip, before motioning me to follow her outside. Once outside she leaned against the deck railing, looking inside at everyone. “What if they don’t like me?” I gave her a small smile, laughing lightly. “That’s every girl's worry. Afraid her boyfriend's siblings won’t like her. But not meeting them will make them not like you.” She sighed. “I just- Sometimes I feel like I’m not good enough for him.” I furrowed my brows at her statement. “Why do you say that?” I asked, brushing her hair behind her ear. “He does so much for me. He’s such a giving person. He cooks for me, helps me make sure my place is clean, because let’s be honest, I suck at cleaning. He just does so much for me, and I feel like all I give him is a hard time.” I smiled at her, grabbing her hand. “That’s why your relationship flows so well. Hangman likes taking care of you, but you keep life interesting for him. Your way of taking care of him is more subtle. It’s like when he falls asleep on the couch and you put a blanket over him. But your love language is quality time. It’s riding with him while he runs errands, or like when he has some work to do at home and you sit with him. His love language is acts of service. Not everyone expresses their love the same way.” She nodded, wiping tears from her eyes. “Do you love him?” She looked inside, seeing Hangman talking with his sisters. “I really do.” I smiled at her. “Then that’s all that matters.”

She took a deep breath, standing straight. “Let’s get this over with then.” I nodded, looping my arm through hers as we walked in. I caught Rooster standing with Hangman and as we approached his arm wrapped around my waist. Phoenix wrapped her arm around Jake’s back as his went around her shoulders. “Kimberly, Amber. This is my girlfriend Natasha.” Phoenix smiled at them and held out her hand. Conversation flowed smoothly as Rooster and I excused ourselves to talk to other people. We were pulled left and right by people wanting to talk to us, congratulations and well wishes being thrown about. “Penny!” I froze at the voice, my body going rigid next to Bradley’s. “Get me a beer, please!” I turned to find Buck standing at the bar as Penny was grabbing something behind it. “We’re closed for a private event, so I’m going to have to ask you to leave Lieutenant.” Buck looked around, almost in a daze as he did it before his eyes landed on mine. He grinned and waved before turning back to Penny. “I’ll just give my congratulations to the happy couple.” My eyes widened and Penny seemed to notice but Buck moved away before she could stop him. As Buck made his way over, Penny rushed over to Hangman who was talking with Bob, Duke and Storm. “Magnolia, Rooster. Congratulations.” Rooster went rigid for a moment before turning to face Buck, placing his arm firmly on my waist. “Magnolia. I see those bruises aren’t noticeable under all that makeup.” Suddenly Rooster let go of me just as Hangman, Storm and Duke came over. “Time for you to go Buck.” Storm said, slamming his hand on his shoulder. 

“I was just congratulating the happy couple. No harm, no foul.” Hangman grabbed him under the arm, Storm grabbed his other arm as Duke grabbed his legs. “You weren’t invited for a reason man. It’s called, "you're not wanted.” Duke said with a shit eating grin on his face as they walked him to the door before tossing him into the sand outside. Everyone cheered loudly as Hangman closed the doors. Soon mom asked everyone to take a seat and we did as she stood on the little stage by the piano. “Thank you so much for coming out to celebrate Caila & Bradley’s engagement. For those who don’t know, I am Caila’s mother. I just wanted to come up here and say, her father and I couldn’t imagine Caila finding anyone better to spend her life with. Bradley has already become part of the family and we’re excited for their upcoming nuptials. Now I’m opening the speeches to the best man, and maid of honor, as well as Bradley’s godfather Pete.” Mom stepped off as Phoenix took the small stage. “Hi, I’m Natasha, or some of you may know by my callsign, Phoenix. I have known Mag- Caila.” We laughed at her mess up and her face tinged red slightly. “I’ve known Caila since we were at the Naval Academy together. She was my roommate in our second year and we became friends immediately. I became friends with Rooster during my first deployment, and I was lucky enough to be standing next to Caila when she met Bradley. Rooster likes to say Caila almost ran him over, and she says the opposite. But I’ll clear that up. Caila,” I looked at her wide eyed. “You practically mowed him down in that hallway on board.” We all laughed as I got an ‘I told you so’ from Rooster. 

“I knew the moment they looked at each other, there was something there. It took a few weeks and I knew that Bradley was head over heels for Caila. It only took six years, but we have finally made it to this moment.” Everyone cheered as Hangman walked up to the stage, taking Phoenix’s place. “Damn, I don’t really know how to beat that. To be honest, I was a bit of an ass when I first met Bradley and Caila, but over time we grew to be friends. I was shocked when Rooster asked me to be his best man, but I couldn’t be more honored to celebrate with these two. To Bradley & Caila!” He said as he raised his beer, everyone else cheered the same thing with their own drinks. Pete took the stage and bless his heart, he looked so nervous. “I’m Pete Mitchell. I am Bradley’s godfather. I’ve known Bradley since the day he was born and his parents couldn’t have been happier. While his parents can’t be here,” Pete took a deep breath and I could tell he was fighting back tears. I looked at Bradley, seeing his face was flushed and I knew he was getting emotional. I grabbed his hand, bringing it up to kiss his knuckles before holding it in my lap. He smiled down at me before kissing my temple. “I know they would be so happy to know he found someone like Caila. I’m confident that I can speak for Goose and Carol when I say they would absolutely love Caila, and I know she would love them just as much.” I had to wipe the tears from my eyes by the end of his speech, the emotions hitting me hard. 

The rest of the party went by and we had so much fun. Mom and Penny were staying to clean up, allowing Rooster and I to head home. Once in the bronco, Rooster’s hand found my thigh, just below the hem of my dress. “That was so fun.” He said, looking over at me. “It really was.” I slid across the bench seat till I was right next to him, thigh pressed against his own. “I can’t wait till our wedding.” His free hand found my neck, pulling me into a kiss. “Mm, I can’t either.” I said after we pulled away. “You know my mom will have to bring the plants back to the house tonight.” He hummed. “So if you want to get me in bed, you’ll have to hurry.” His eyes went wide and he immediately started the bronco and backing out. He sped home, breaking the speed limit as he rushed home. Once in the driveway he dragged me out through his door, and didn’t even let my feet touch the ground, opting to toss me over his shoulder. “Bradley!” I laughed out as he rushed up to the front door. Once inside he yelled a greeting to the dogs before sprinting up the stairs two at a time. “Please don’t drop me!” I begged as he kicked the bedroom door closed and he tossed me onto the bed. “I have been dying to do this all day.” He said as he crawled up my body, kissing me. I spread my legs for him, my hands finding their way into his hair as his hands reached behind me. He reached into my dress, unclipping my bra and pulling it out of my dress. “Are you not taking my dress off?” He shook his head. “No, I’m fucking you in it.” He said as he yanked the top of my dress down, my boobs spilling out, allowing him to take them in his big hands. 

I moaned as he pawed at one breast, taking the nipple of the other into his mouth. He groaned as I arched into him, his free hand running down my body and gripping my ass. “Bradley, fuck.” I moaned as he gently bit my nipple, tugging on it. I reached between us, rubbing his hard cock through his white pants. He let go of my nipple with a ‘pop’ as he groaned. He sat up, unbuttoning his shirt and I reached down to my heels. “No, they stay on as well.” I grinned, opting to unbutton his pants and push them down his thighs. Rooster looks sexy in any boxers, but something about these tight white ones made me wet. The outline of his hard cock was so visible, I could practically see the vein on his underside. I reached out, rubbing him through his boxers, watching him twitch slightly. He got off the bed, shoving his pants off completely and I crawled to the end, mouthing at his cock through his boxers. He moaned, his hand running into my hair as I ran my tongue along his length. I was startled as he gently pulled my head back, manhandling me onto my belly, facing the mirror. “Stay put.” I nodded and watched as he pulled out the polaroid camera before he crawled back onto the bed behind me. He pushed my dress up to my waist, and grabbed my panties, pulling them off my legs and tossing them into the floor. He grabbed my thighs, lifting and pulling me back to his clothed cock was nestled against my core. I moaned as I rested my chin on my arms. 

“Fuck, you’re soaked pretty girl.” He said as he thumbed at my slit. “Roo, need you.” He hummed, snapping a picture in the mirror with the polaroid. “Not yet, honey. ‘m gonna make you work for it.” I whined as he pressed into me, the base of his cock brushing against my clit. “Grind on me, pretty girl. Want you to soak my cock before I finally fuck you into the mattress.” I moaned, slowly rocking my hips, his cock separating my folds as he held me against him. I whined at the friction, really putting in work in hopes I could reach my high. “That’s it, pretty girl. You look so pretty when you’re needy for my cock.” I looked into the mirror, seeing he had his phone up, filming me. I moaned at the sight, he had a tight grip on my thigh and I saw he had an equally tight grip on his phone, knuckles almost white. I moaned as he brushed against my clit again. He moved the phone from the mirror, down to where our bodies met. “Fuck, pretty girl. You’ve got me soaked.” I whined as he pulled away, setting his phone down. I watched him kick off his boxers and take his cock in his hand, pumping himself a few times before he climbed back onto the bed. He grabbed my thighs again, the head of his cock nudging against my clit before he slipped it in. I moaned loudly as he slowly buried himself inside me. He stilled, opting to take another picture before he tossed the camera back onto the bed. 

He hooked my thighs over his hips before he leaned over me, running his hands along my back before he ran them up my arms and intertwining our fingers, his hands over mine. He pulled out, before slamming his hips against mine. “Fu-u-u-ck.” I moaned out, his thrust breaking up my speech. 

“You take me so well, Mags. Fucking made to take my cock.” He moaned into my ear, making me dizzy as he fucked me. Before Rooster, I never wanted someone to fuck me stupid, but now I wanted it every time. He took my left hand, reaching under me to rest against my belly. “You feel me inside you? Hm? You like when I fuck you like this?” He asked, burying his face in my hair. “Yes!” I cried. “Harder!” I begged and I could feel him grin against me, dragging his lips along my shoulder as he thrust into me even harder. “Oh god! Fuck, Rooster! Yes!” I cried as he worked me towards my high. “Gonna cum inside you. Want me to fill you up? I can’t wait till we’re married. You’ll walk around with my cum dripping down your legs every day.” His words sent me over the edge, my orgasm crashing down on me as my entire body shook in pleasure. He slipped out, setting my hips back onto the bed and he pushed my legs together before he straddled them and slipped back into me. He grabbed my hands again as he pounded himself into me, making me cry out from over stimulation. “Oh fuck! Fuck, Mags. I’m gonna cum!” A few more harsh thrusts and he pulled out, cumming on my thighs and my ass.

I laid there trying to catch my breath as he grabbed a rag from the bathroom, cleaning me up ever so gently. “Why’d you pull out?” I asked as I rested my cheek on my folded arms. “Didn’t put on a condom.” He responded as he lifted one of my legs, gently wiping at my core. “Hmm.” I hummed in response as he tugged my dress back down. I felt him lean over me, placing soft kisses along my back. “Did you not want me to?” I shrugged as he kissed the back of my neck. “Yes and no. I want to wait till after the wedding to try again, but I also don’t wanna wait.” He hummed, laying on me, the pressure feeling nice. “I will do whatever you want, pretty girl.” I nodded, laying my head on the bed. I slowly started drifting off until the doorbell rang, stirring up the dogs. “I’ll get it. Why don’t you put on something more comfortable?” I nodded as he got off me, slipping on some gray sweatpants, and a loose phillies shirt. He closed the bedroom door behind him and I got up, feeling weak in my legs as I did. I managed to slip on some shorts and one of Rooster’s shirts before taking off my makeup. As I looked in the mirror, I remembered Buck’s words. My bruises were barely noticeable now, a few having a yellow tint to them. I shook it off, heading downstairs to see my dad bringing one of the plants in. “Where do you want this one?” He asked. “Outback.” I pointed to the door in the kitchen, following behind him. As I got outside, I saw Rooster hanging my spider plants back up, his shirt lifting enough to reveal the muscles in his lower back. 

“Alright. That’s it.” Mom said as she brought in one of my smaller plants. She came over, throwing her arm over my shoulder as she looked out at the back yard. “I’m so happy for y’all.” I smiled at her. “Thanks, mama.” I said as I laid my head on her shoulder. My parents hung around for a few minutes before deciding they were gonna go and get dinner. “Love you.” I said as I hugged mom one last time before she joined my dad out at the truck. I closed the door, locking it before I turned around, finding Rooster grinning at me mischievously. “What’s that look for?” I asked and he stepped closer, until I was backed into the door. “Did you think I was done with you?” He reached down, grabbing the back of my thighs and lifting me up as my arms wrapped around his neck. “My legs are already weak. What else did you have in mind?” He grinned, carrying me to the couch, tossing me down on my back. He laid on top of me, making me giggle. “Oh I’m not gonna fuck you just yet. But you are going to lay here while I use you as a pillow to watch a movie.” I laughed as he poked my side, tickling me before he grabbed the tv remote.

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Taglist: @mak-32 @rosiahills22 @dhwanishah09 @genius2050 @callsign-athena

[frenskcup]

guts x gn!reader

Warnings: oral sex mentions, suggestive content (Minors DNI) Reader is fem leaning (takes shirt off for tighter top and can be "eaten out")

Summary: Modern!AU oneshot based around reikuto's sfw Guts hcs.

AN: i miss the gym so i wanted to write about Guts going to the gym w his s/o

The gym was always a place for Guts to relax, as odd as that sounds. But for a man like Guts, one could believe that. Going through the motions of warming up his body and the familiarity of the burn of lactic acid was an addiction of sorts. His demeanor in the gym was that of bang out the sets and leave, not allowing himself to chat with any of the gym goers. The volume that he lifted did leave him with moments of just sitting and catching his breath, yet his aura about him and his R.B.F made him seem like he couldn’t be bothered for even a spot for the most experienced of lifters.

You can imagine the look of confusion on the regulars’ faces when they see him walk in with a significantly smaller person, dressed in a large shirt with yoga shorts and Converse. You can’t help but feel eyes on you when you go to warm up with Guts in an empty corner. While you do your dynamic stretches with him, you get your gym playlist ready for the session - a mix of metal and early 2000s sounding club bangers, something for Guts and yourself. You knew he didn’t mind your music taste even with how he reacted to you skipping his late 90s numetal for a song about grinding and back-alley sex. You knew he especially didn’t mind when you would do a little dance to accompany it.

You took a last sip of your preworkout and got your earbuds out for you and Guts. Placing an earbud into his large hand as he got out of a lunge, you put yours in your ear and start the playlist. The start of Rihanna’s S&M makes you roll your head to the beat as you and Guts walk to the empty squat rack.

Both of you put a few more plates on each side of the bar after your set, alternating from your working weight to his, which was a significant amount more than yours. As Guts unracks the weight, you watch him squat and nod your head to the music. Your work schedule doesn’t allow for you to go to the gym with your boyfriend very often, so you take any time you find to do so. There’s nothing you enjoy more than seeing your mountain of a man sweat while lifting heavy items and setting them back down. You enjoy working out, too, but the views you get when Guts is with you make it all the more enjoyable.

He reracks with a grunt and undoes the collar to take plates off for your next set, and you copy. You continue this for a few more sets between you two, and you bask in the confusion you see on onlookers faces every time you reset. Like, yeah, that’s your man. Yeah, he’s strong and powerful. Those thighs and triceps aren’t for looks only.

The next few exercises have you looking for your water bottle. Leg day with Guts is torture, but you indulge in public masochism every once in a while. Your toes tap to the heavy sound of SOAD as you drink your precious water, and as Guts approaches you, you lift the bottle to him to offer a sip. He takes it from you with a nod and a thanks. Smiling, you take off your shirt to reveal your tight underlayer because of the lack of ventilation from the shirt. You stuff the shirt in your bag and take back the bottle to also place in the bag. You giggle at a thought that comes into your mind.

“What’s so funny?” he asks, already knowing you’re going to tell him the silliest shit imaginable like you always do.

“Ew, you just drank after me,” you sneer, not meaning it at all. “You just, like, kissed me technically. Gross.”

“I ate you out this morning,” he informs you, unphased and face stoic. “Grow up.”

“Shut up, asshole! We’re in public.” You push his arm hard, but even that’s not enough to make him budge.

“I’ll say worse if you keep stalling abs.”

“Ugh, fine. You’re lucky you’re so hot,” you say while poking him. He lets a small smile show.

The two of you work on core, all the while Doja Cat sings about getting naked. You mouth the words as you do hanging leg lifts. Guts keeps going when your grip fails and you have to jump down. The burn in your hamstrings and abs feels nice but awful at the same time. You’re getting bored of waiting and start to mess with him to get him to quit sooner.

“I know you’re tired. C’mon, your core couldn’t be more engaged right now. You two are practically taking a honeymoon. Ooh, I see your hand slipping there. You gotta listen to your body, babe. It’s telling you to stop.”

“I know what you’re doing.”

“What? I’m doing nothing. Literally. I’m bored.”

He ignores you and keeps at his set, determined to finish all the reps left. As you wait more, an idea pops into your head.

“Hey, babe,” you coo. “If you quit now, I’ll have enough time to make those shumai you like.”

You can see the gears in his head turning before his hands let go and he’s grabbing your hand to pull you to the corner you started at. You laugh and allow him to guide you, just like his stomach guided him to stretch. He seems to rush through the movements, not stretching as deeply as you know he can. Just to be a pain, you complain that Guts isn’t being truthful to the workout, rushing and sabotaging your gains. The next time you see his face is after returning from your downward dog - he has your bag over his shoulder and the next thing you know, he’s got you over his other shoulder. It’s humiliating to be seen like this, but you know you asked for it.

“I’d complain more about this being humiliating, but the view of your ass is too good to complain,” you tell him, smacking one of his cheeks to emphasize how much you like his ass.

[freyjuseggr]

my mom has a trail race tomorrow and she sent the family gc a picture of the hotel room she and her friend got and my brother zoomed in on the bottle of jim beam on the fridge and was like :ive heard this is a great preworkout" what a lil shit

[lostinw0nderlandd]

Not me running on two hours of sleep after I ate no dinner and drank a bottle of wine, about to chug a scoop of preworkout for this 9am training session 😭

[patches-of-thistle]

here, the dungeon lord stands....

in the process of being rewritten, take my words here with a grain of salt

,🐈

hi! welcome to my rant-y blog. i dont have any preferred pronouns nor a solid alias to be referred to, so make up your own based on how you view me and see what sticks! if you want any pointers though... - loleris. im referred to this a lot by older friends even tho the name is outdated - incarnate, patches, or thistle. referenced from this blog and my main blog @cataclysm-incarnate - eristle. a relatively recent nickname that a friend made on the spot which i adored bc of how it merged two of my most fav nicknames!! - inspironing. its my ign (in-game name) in a lot of places

fandoms im into: - dungeon meshi / delicious in dungeon - omega strikers - and a couple more smaller things that youll have to find on your own terms! (honorable mentions: marionetta, katana zero, potionomics, last command)

“PROJECT MOON” IS NOT, AND WILL NOT, BE ON THIS LIST. A SMALL NICHE OF LOBCORP’S COMMUNITY IS THE ONLY PM-RELATED FANDOM THAT I WILL ENGAGE WITH AND THATS IT. THANK YOU KINDLY FOR UNDERSTANDING.

im a very insecure person who runs away a lot! please dont take any time i take away from you or any associated group of people personally, my flight instinct tends to lean in the direction of "get away and stay quiet/lay low" to gather my thoughts - this isnt to say i WANT you to constantly in careful treading each time im around. im a flawed person and i've come to terms with that, so i'd hate not to be able to learn ways to "undo" those flaws from other people, even if a little

im also a. uh. somewhat judgmental person. i was BORN thistle-coded... but to be real i try and hide my judgment as best i can nowadays. it'll be bottled up as best it can and im on an active journey to try and subvert my aforementioned judgment! just... dont force me into situations/conversations that i already show disdain to bc it makes this hard

also. i love cats! i dont own one, but i love cats and will frequently catpost!

small q&a bc idk what else to put

1. why do you not bother for a concrete personal pronouns and an alias? - two things; i've both grown to be unbothered by people mischaracterizing me and me not spending a lot of time to invest into either! i have some semblance of my own identity in mind, but its used only for humor's sake as comparison to other peoples' perception of me HAH

2. what's with the old aliases? why mention them at all? - i've grown attached! i cant get over any of my old aliases that i gave just the tiniest portion of purpose, even for a little bit. plus, its something for people to fall back on if they wanna get back to talking to me like normal instead of referring to me like. idk, thistle or smth as a joke (please do this btw, itd honestly make my day)

3. why do you know [abc], but not [xyz]? - once again, i dont invest enough time to know things. im unaware of, surprisingly, a lot of things, so if youre looking to ask me something along the lines with an everyday-something like preworkout or cologne is... well, im not your guy - if a note i made of myself helps, i describe myself as someone completely detached from the real world

4. why do you talk a lot? - i just have a lot to say! also, because i picked up that being extra-omega-clear helps convey your intentions and reasoning, which is especially useful when talking to people with bpd...?? which i picked it up from in the form of a post about this specifically?? - whatever the case is, i just have a lot to say. bookends.

5. why did you ghost me on [xyz]? - now, contrary to question #4, i DONT have a lot to say on topics im unfamiliar or otherwise uncomfortable with answering. if i ghosted you, it's either because of those two reasons OR i forgot - this happens a lot. like, a LOT lot and im guilty of it, so please bear with it. im not trying to be mean nor take anything personally when i do it, i promise

6. why are your tags like that? - im anxious! again! i purposefully skirted around actual searched tags to make my own obscure tags that no one in any of the nine circles of hell would dare look up! but if its the story behind them you want... - "#cataclysmic ranting" and "#random reblog" are both tags ported over from my main blog! im keeping them there for legacy purposes (and to make things easier on my end) - "#oc discussion" is a bit of a stretch because i think this'll flood out my blog from the other people posting in it. otherwise, i use it to discuss my own ocs, as it says on the tin! - more to come...

7. why "patches-of-thistle"? - it's a project moon/mili reference! specifically of the song, "through patches of violet". i replaced violet with thistle because thistle had been given his name by king delgal because of his eye color (purple) - small, unneeded info, but this post helped me praise the name as "thistle" to almost religious levels

and that's a wrap! sorry that you have to digest a lot to know me if you dont already do, but hey! i need people to know what theyre getting into first hahah

expect this to be edited! maybe i'll include a masterpost of the many soon-to-be threads on this blog somewhere within these blocks of text - trust me, i'll be sure to deliver on the "rant-y" part of my description of it 🥰🥰

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