#pretty women my weakness-
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a woman told me "Pretty thing like you shouldn't have to do hard work," when I tried and failed to get a heavy box I was trying to donate out of my car and hmmmmm if I don't get fucked in the next two seconds I'm going to explode.
#I'm failing upwards bay-be#i've charmed her with my weak arms and pretty face#now we will make sweet love in the donation drive through of this goodwill#and I will surely die in the process#but what a way to go#I also think she was making fun of me#but hey that won't stop me#i'm so into women
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God, the black and white photos-
#hannah waddingham#rebecca welton#ted lasso#oh my god#she looks so fucking good#the black and white photos>>>#im obsessed#she could step on me and i'd thank her#shes so fucking pretty#im literally melting#women#golden globes#tall women are my weakness
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gonna give her a god complex with the way id obsessively worship her
#sigh#everything about her is perfect#she can do no wrong#shes so pretty#id let her do anything to me#let me be pathetic about women#theyre my greatest weakness#fawn yaps!
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I started binge watching Arcane this morning at work and like——
#Why are all the gorgeous women always animated?#Not me having a slight bi/ace panic#They’re both gorgeous okay? 😭#Powerful women my weakness#And they’re not Mary sues for once#Take notes Hollywood 😭🙏#No spoilers plz I’m not finished with season 1 🥺🥺#Arcane#vi arcane#mel arcane#This is a joke post… mostly. But they are very pretty#I guess this is my intro to this fandom#hi 👋
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my lil bro posted sumn about ines and i felt the need to sketch her bc woman pretty
#i know absolutely nothing about arknights#arknights#arknights ines#art#fanart#my art#ahvi draws#im technically supposed to be#im weak for pretty women
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oh sabrina how i love you
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fem stsg save me,, save me fem stsg,,,
#yoindont understand#my gay ass#goes crazy#nuts#roumd the bend#strong tragic pretty women#i am weak i fear#very weak#guys please send me fem gojo and geto art 😔#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#stsg#satosugu#gojo satoru#geto suguru#jjk geto#jjk gojo
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Hey KO, pd said the reason damon named fane.. fane was to honor rika's father since he respected him after realizing her father still wanted to raise him despite his origin. he wasnt named to honor rika but to honor her father.
That's great actually, and it makes sense. Thanks for the clarification.
#asked and answered#devil's night series#damon torrance#still wish it had been made clear through the series#and that the names of his other children had some clear meaning so we the readers could piece that together#and not have to be told by the author after the fact#but it's something i guess#i really don't want to complain because i don't wanna be one of those fans that is like things should have been done the way i want them#“my preference over everything else!”#not everything needs to be done to my preference i know that#but why did he pick a name that is very much associated with his very alive sister who refused to give up her father's name#rika is honoring her father with the same name - we discussed that in conclave#damon could have done something different with schreader#Rea is a pretty cool name; same with Reader#or something#it's also still associated with the diamond business rika owns which is also named fane#who is going to think of Rika's dad when they meet fane when his name is so many other things?#but that's just me#i keep coming back to this with new thoughts#but why does schraeder get forgiveness#and christane is a weak women for being depressed when Gabriel raped her a stole her baby#schraeder may have loved damon despite that but he didn't do anything to stop Damon's abuse#Damon's double standards are getting out of control#“i love strong women”#but only by a very narrow definition of strong#and this isn't to say damon can't be flawed#but can we see this as a flaw without his fans turning to rage over it
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thinking about them..
#(effiebarty)#thinking about sugar mommy effie and pretty little thing barty#thinking about barty reading aloud to effie when they’re taking a bath#her scratching his scalp#thinking about effie buying rare book editions for him#giving him his own space in her library#thinking about effie cooking for barty and him absolutely not helping but hanging off of her the entire time like a piece of jewelery#thinking about him setting the table and doing the dishes#thinking about him lounging around in her house with boxers and a crop top that says ’i love milfs’#thinking about effie taking barty shopping and him playing dress up for her#thinking about him kneeling infront of effie as a sign of devotion#im so weak for them…#barty in effiebarty is just me projecting my gender envy and attraction for older Tall women#effie is taller than barty btw#they have matching robes#she feeds him chocolate dipped strawberries in the bathtub and he licks her fingers#she washes him in the shower#THEM…..#him sitting on the kitchen island dangling his legs trying to look seductive while effie makes breakfast#effiebarty#effie potter#barty crouch jr
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hannah waddingham is a god.
#hannah waddingham#rebecca welton#ted lasso#god is a woman#omg she’s so pretty#im literally melting#she could step on me and i'd thank her#please#tall women are my weakness#hands
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Thinking about that one time that a friend told me she thought I’d like a character in a show she was watching and I asked her why and she deadass told me “well because she’s angry and she has a sword” and I tell you I have never felt so called out
#angry women with weapons are in fact my weakness#she figured it out#sevika from arcane for instance#dragon age absolution#would be the latest#miriam dragon age#catra with the sword#the way she carries it singlehanded that one time#dude#star wars#Reva was pretty badass
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you know who was the biggest clown of the season in bb25... me. because on premiere night when watching the first nomination comps i told my sister i thought l*ke was cute & i was hoping cory would lose and get eliminated.
#the turntables tableturned pretty quickly ok#NO ONE COULD KNOW ON PREMIERE NIGHT WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPENNNNN LEAVE ME ALOOOONE#luke had a great body and glasses and floppy hair 🙄 which are my weaknesses. so leave me alone#he is actually the biggest idiot of the year 2023. lmao#cory meanwhile i thought just seemed like a smug little white boy. SORRY SORRY SORRY#im not a cory worshipper but he was easily like the least problematic man in the house... the whole season?#well i mean jag doesn't seem to be that problematic as a person but as a player i am TIRED of watching him#tales from diana#justice for all of the women of bb25 except for fuckin bowie jane btw#i would love to see america or felicia do another season. i know felicia said she wont but PLEEEEASE#edit: oh i didnt expect this to get notes thats why i didnt tag it but now i see im getting some shameful solidarity#its ok girlies (& non-girlies idk who you guys are) we can commiserate together#bb25#text post
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me : i'm never going to watch a marvel's movie again, they ruined it for me
but what about deadpool and wolverine ?
me : deadpool doesn't count, it's more x-men than avengers
but what about the new captain america ?
me : sam wilson is a valid reason to watch it, even if it's shit anthony mackie will somehow make it good
but what about thunderbolts ?
me : DON'T BRING SEBASTIAN STAN AND FLORENCE PUGH INTO THIS
#istg i'll watch it with no shame#i'm bi and weak#still fuck marvel#i just want to cry at your movies and be emotionally invested#give me back my homoerotic friendships#my pretty badass women#the illusion of found family#i don't give a shit about fights i want talk and epic moments not compilation of bad action scenes with ugly ass cgi#once the new superman's out i'm packing my stuff and going back to DC#anyway#deadpool and wolverine#thunderbolts#captain america#falcon#my man#the one and only sam wilson
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AGENT JIAJANG COOKIE!! 🍜
#i have a weakness against pretty women#my text#cookie run#cookie run ovenbreak#agent jiajang cookie
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Me when pr(ul)etty people are just existing
#196#bottomposting#reddit blackout#pretty posting#god men are hot#god women are hot#god nb peeps are hot#god why did you make humans so pretty and my mind so weak#r/196#i miss 196 but the sub disappearing encouraged me to use tumblf more often
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why are the sonnets so fucking gay mr. shakespeare do you have something to say
#lines such as: he was but one hour mine/the region cloud hath mask'd him from me now/yet him for this my love no whit disdaineth#though thou repent yet still i have the loss/the offenders sorrow leads but weak relief/to him that bears the strong offences cross#but since he died and after poets better prove/theirs for their style i'll read but his for his love#but since [nature] prick'd thee out for women's pleasure/mine be thy love and thy love's use their treasure#also the fact that the first few sonnets were just like telling some unspecified HE that they're too pretty to die without someone to#inherit their looks#like???? something to say mr shake a pear???#shakespeare
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