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if i see any of you people tag my posts with harry potter or marauders you are getting one hit ko instablocked from orbit i do not fuck with that
#trans women are our friends the author is a nazi and there’s real books instead of fake gay harry potter in your mind#press conference over
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Oh we need more of the tennis player yuuta.
so true we do. a match was cancelled and rescheduled due to inclement weather, which is fine, it happens occasionally. except, the reschedule interferes with your work trip, which is how yuuta ends up with your baby boy in his lap at his pre-match press conference. yuuta was worried at first, your son definitely wouldn’t be used to the cameras and reporters, and it was also seven in the morning, so he really hoped the baby wouldn’t become too irritated, but all his worrying was for nothing.
your baby boy didn’t seem to the mind the cameras, or the large crowd of people, his father was right there to hold him through the entire thing. with them side by side like this, their similarities really show; their droopy eyelids and tired expression, the occasional slow blinking when they’re confused or in thought, the same nose scrunch that makes everybody coo when it happens. one reporter mentions you by name, and that makes the otherwise sleepy baby perk and babble “mama” into the microphone instinctively, which melts everybody’s hearts, yuuta’s included, “that’s right, baby, that’s mama,” he coos, pinching his kid’s cheek before returning his attention to the reporter, “but, yeah, my wife—she’s great. she’s away on work right now, and we miss her a lot, but i’m so proud of her. i got to speak to her right before this conference actually, and she said she’d tune in when she could, so i hope she’s watching—wait, sorry, um… what was the question again?” (his rambling off about my wife my wife my wife is not new. it happens in every conference and interview, he’s just a loverboy through and through).
during the match, it’s dead silent when yuuta’s about to serve and then there’s the tiniest cry of “dada,” just as he’s about the throw the ball up, which makes him smile and stop and turn to his son, and the entire crowd coos. yuuta is not too proud to blow a kiss before going to serve again.
#anonymous#everyday all i do is yearn.......#i wish i could draw the image of yuuta w ur son in his lap at his press conference is so vivid to me.#they have the exact same eyes and theres so many moments that theyre completed synced#yuuta will hum thinking about an answer and the baby will purse his lips to try to hum bc he can feel the vibrations against yuutas chest#and it reminds him of you two singing him to sleep :(#yuuta just mindlessly feeding him water while answering a question#and everyones like oh. hes a natural at this like#when the conference is over yuuta carries him out on his shoulders cooing about what a good job he did..... lord#jjk x reader#yuuta x reader#see also: i say about 18-20 mos your kid can finally fit into a baby sized tennis uniform#and/or can keep a headband on without pulling it off#and the first time yuuta sees that hes like oh. no we need another one.......... babe they can play doubles together just think about it!#olympics au#yuuta.ask
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ask and ye shall receive
#käärijä#jere pöyhönen#the actual press conference is like over an hour i believe#someone on the discord shared this over a month ago and i straight up lost my mind for the remainder of the evening#esc 2023#eurovison 2023
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Niki Lauda would be so fucking proud of Max, I just know it
#f1#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen#niki lauda#niki 🤝 max 🤝 saying fuck the fia#niki literally just back from retirement organising a boycott because future fia wanted to fuck the drivers over#i say future fia because they weren't called that yet#and all but 1 driver participating#giving us the legendary sleepover/ lock in in their hotel#iconic shit#and they won!#max holding his own press conference#and upon being told by the fia he wasn't allowed to have it where he originally planned#him immediately taking all the gathered press basically like FOLLOW THE LEADER BITCHES#singapore grand prix#singapore gp 2024
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Franco Colapinto CAN go back to F2 next year btw guys. His career is not ruined.
#we combed the f2 regs#and also alex albon stated it in the press conference that released today#you only CANNOT go back to f2 if you spend an entire YEAR in f1#or if you WIN in f2#which he is not#so he is fine i know there were rumors circulating saying his career was over now#franco colapinto
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#feeling unwell over them today#for grace and c <3 thann you for joining me in vettonso brainrot on this random Wednesday#all the pics from this press conference are so funny honestly#bcs theres all that drama with ferrari#so felipe and Fernando are: 😐😕🙁 and then seb is: 😄😁#WHY DID NO PHOTOGRAPHER TAKE PICS WHEN HIS HAND WAS PHSYCIALLY ON HIS SHOULDER :(#also ugh i wish all the photos had the same coloring but theyre from different sources so :( brain is too tired to edit#f1#formula 1#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#vettonso#2010 german gp
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au where bill realizes he's losing in the weirdmageddon and uses his newfound control over time to place himself in the twin's lives wayyyyy before they get to gravity falls in order to manipulate them into trusting him
#cyber.com#billdip#<- not mentioned above but that's where this au is headed#like i'm imaging Bill placing himself in the twins dreams about a year before they go to gravity falls--#he makes dipper dream about solving mysteries and Being A Hero and being super important and well recognized. and bill places himself in th#dreams as the wised old mentor. he's human. in his 40s. an Adventurer. and oh no! the world is going to end! and Dipper is the ONLY person#in the entire WORLD! that could possibly help him!#so dipper dreams a lot about being Needed and being the only person who could help. because he's Special.#bill makes mabel dream about being Needed and Special too--he just goes about it a different way.#she dreams about being famous and rich and in magazines. about throwing gigantic parties and having everyone fawn over her#and sometimes something will go Wrong. she'll be at a press conference or a party or something. and there's a problem only she could help w#her brother shows up or a fan or A Scientist or Bill. & she helps save the world or solve the mystery & is then bombarded with praise#wow look at mabel she's so cool and pretty and funny and brave but she's also super humble and down to earth!#i wish i could be with her/be her friend/be her. etc etc#bill doesn't put himself in mabel's dreams much (as himself anyway) bc she's WAY more skeptical than dipper is. (imo at least)#ANYWAY! the twins get to gravity falls and meet. Bill. (human. in his 40s. an Adventurer) & Bill makes something up about how it's Destiny#that brought them all together and clearly they all need to work together to Solve The Mystery of Gravity Falls#and mabel is on board bc it's exciting but she's not obsessed w it the way dipper is. it's the only thing he ever wants to think about#and ofc. bill sees this and goes wow! :) you are so young and SO easy to manipulate :) and then they fuck about it.#there's more stuff i've been thinking about in regards 2 this au. but it's pretty late. so i'll leave it here. ok bye <3
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Third place finisher Michael Schumacher speaks English instead of German during the post-race press conference at the European Grand Prix (Part 2) - Sunday 24th June 2012
English section transcription under the cut
Interviewer: Michael [prompting him for the 'in your own language' segment]
Michael Schumacher: [In English] Yeah, it's uh... these moments that make Formula 1 so special. I just wanna say thanks to all, and everybody in the team that has just worked so hard for all those times that we've worked together. And these special moments, such as we had in Monaco, and now finally here being on the podium in the end of the race - it's those moments that we all love, and that's what we've all worked for.
We've been criticised, for the last races that we've had that didn't run to plan. But that's what is the best answer, to do what we did here - get a car reliable and be strong enough and fight our way back into the podium. And that's what I all love you for - to always be behind me, to always trust in me, so I do.
And uh... it's actually in German yeah? [laughs].
#HE REALLY DROPPED THE L-WORD TWICE IN FRONT OF GOD AND FERNANDO ALONSO#HE SAID I LOVE YOU TO HIS TEAM WITH HIS WHOLE CHEST#THE LOVE!!!!!!!!!! THE LOVE WAS THERE BETWEEN MICHAEL AND MERCEDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#IT'S BEEN 24 HOURS AND I'M STILL NOT OVER IT#Imagine being a Merc engineer and Michael said unprompted in front of many journalists that he loved you. I'd die on the spot I really woul#*hysterical sobbing*#(kept the German in just because. I don't speak German but it would have felt wrong to cut it out)#(also the moment he realises he was speaking English in the 'in your own language' section is painfully sweet)#ANYWAY! I love him a lot#he's a war criminal but he's MY war criminal#Formula 1#European Grand Prix#2012#European Grand Prix 2012#Press Conference#Michael Schumacher#european gp 2012
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Okay, so Pecco + Bez are pulling their earrings out (and Pecco his wedding ring) to start the fist fight against Alex + Marc. Marc doesn't wanna fight them but he can't let this be a 2 vs. 1, right?
MISANO PARKING LOT FIGHT CONFIRMED (very VR46 of them to do)
#Vale probably had more parking lot fights with Jorge and Casey than parking lot sex#SOMEONE TELL ME THAT THEY'LL SEAT PECCO AND ALEX IN THE SAME PRESS CONFERENCE#Imagine it! Pecco Jorge Marting Alex and Marc IN ONE PR SESSION#Someone is re-writing the seating I CAN FEEL IT#thursday will be... INTRESTING#And Alex saying he is done with it#I swear I could hear Pecco say “OH YOU BITCH” after reading this#Uccio is already cocking#or the whole issue is done and over who knows with them
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you can put him in your pocket…
#like i know he’s small but GOODNESS#this is the press conference photos all over again 😭#jonas vingegaard#juan ayuso#isaac del toro#jonathan milan
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#neymar jr#*#there can never be enough gifs of this press conference right?#anyway this is self indulgent as always#had this video downloaded on my computer for months than camille mentioned it and its just been playing in my head ever since#then*#forever going insane over how the colours change so much from ps to here and from my computer to my phone. what is the truth.
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who wants to come over and parallel play with me
#i work from home but once my coworker came over bc there was a press conference near my house#and i tell you the way we worked together in the living room…so good#i got so much done
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daniel and max ocean 11's style heist to take back his monza trophy when?
#since they clearly don't want it#zak brown i can't run you over with my car but i can get team principal au daniel to absolutely shit on you in press conferences#i immensely look forward to burning you at each and every possible chance
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I exist only to post pics where I think Seb looks small
#(are you fkn kidding me did i really just delete all the tags i just wrote...)#well anyways ik this is basically a repeat of my other post but i cant help myself#people in the tags of the other one were saying he looks small cause theyre the tallest drivers + he slouches#and i agree but at the same time thats not gonna stop me from obsessing over it!#i will never be rational about size differences they are my passion#but anyways ya my tumblr brand is just gonna be me sebposting about him looking small in press conferences#he also looked small during the podium right even tho he was on the top step so that gratified me#but then i was hit with this and i had to pause for a sec and try and calm myself SHJFKFLGLV#this is my fav trio!!! totally not bcs it indulges a primal urge or anything like that#anyways sry i need to stop being weird in the tags its almost 8 am and ive yet to sleep forgive me#apparently watching a race where rbr wins has the same effect of actually drinking a red bull in which it makes me insane#sebastian vettel#mark webber#jenson button#f1#formula 1#sv5#sebson#sebmark#martian#fuck i cant remember their ot3 name#ill just have to go without#2009 china gp#we do a little bit of f1
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The ✨gift of prophecy✨ struck again it seems 🙈
#I am going crazy over this#Max out of nowhere in the press conference:#nothing just an inchident#maria trying their hand at fanfictions#charles leclerc#max verstappen#it's like this (it could be better)
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so.
learned about rosquez
what the everloving fuck
#valentino rossi#marc marquez#imagine#youre 22 years old youre living your dream everything youve worked for its come to fruition. youre driving and beating legends#a crash happens. you get taken out out by a legend your legend THE legend. most importantly though your friend#shit happens its ok. the crash was fucked up but its ok. till apparently its very much not#because the man youve admired since childhood suddenly accuses you of trying to sabotage him for his 10th title win after crashing YOU out#and getting a penalty for it which destroys his hopes for that 10th title#where dies he do that? in a press conference. in front of everyone#youre 22 and your hero. the man youve had posters off hanging in your bedroom. says you betrayed him and that you're a dangerous driver#and theres nothing you can do. the man is a legend. a literal god in this sport. amd he hates you. and the world joins in#why is nobody on motorsport ever normal. why are all these people so fucking unhinged#rossi i love you but what the everloving fuck#rossi. rossi when i catch you. when i catch you rossi-#(marc was younger than me now jesus fucking christ)#in case anybody wondered what ive been obsessing over these past days. its another vroom vroom. goddammit
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