#prequel shitposting

[star-wars-shitposts]

someone had to teach the clones sex ed and our options are aliens, space monks, and some bounty hunters who were game to cut ties with friends and family for 10 years with no explanation (excellent at healthy relationships)

[requiem-black]

[lothcat-lothcat-lothwolf-run]

they (pong krell) hate to see a bad bitch (clones) winning (creating a culture and unique sense of self to combat the notion that they are purely disposable)

[snawleyy]

togruta are carnivores and have cool teeth

[tricksterscorvid]

[jaguarys]

I think the best thing is you can analyze Anakin Skywalker in any infinite number of ways, but the minute you try to make him anything less than irrevocably off his rocker you've failed

[reactorshaft]

[mortalheartache]

The blooper clip of Ewan accidentally hitting Hayden in the groin with a saber and Hayden just stands there for a second and then you can see him physically thinking “there’s a joke here.” and after entirely too long to be realistic he falls down like he got killed and then Ewan goes “I’ll take you on my own!” lives in my head rent-free.

[randomfandombullshit]

Ahsoka, sarcastcally: wow you're so edgy, name three songs, bet you can't even

Anakin, wearing a shirt that says "danger to myself and others": it's not the name of a band, Obi-Wan is just making me wear it because he claims it's true

[amalgamasreal]

[susanoosama01]

Obi-Wan is both a MILF and a DILF.

[nyaskitten]

So how old was the First Spinjitsu Master when he invented Spinjitsu? Because we see him use it in the Legend of Nyad, and the Keepers, as well as Imperium Source Dragon, refer to him by that name. Was Spinjitsu something he created in the First Realm??? Was he like 10 when he made it???

[yeshihellodani]

+Bonus

[lothcat-lothcat-lothwolf-run]

Pride Star Wars Prequels:

Pad-GAY Amidala

Anakin SLAY-walker

Obi-Wan Kenobi

QUEER Gon Jinn

Jar Jar BI-nks

Count Dooku

Asajj Ven-TRANS

YASS-ddle

ACE-la Securra

Darth SEXY-ous

R-2SPIRIT-D2

[thefrogdalorian]

DIN DJARIN IS MENTIONED IN REVENGE OF THE SITH???

[raccoonomicon]

Girl help I recently bought a Maul novel (Legends Darth Maul Lockdown) and I found out Hhe's 1.75 help HE'S ADORABLE I LOVE HIM

Two posts in a short time span? That's very out of character from me.

Also drew this while listening to Caramelldansen if it's relevant to your experience.

Edit: when I refer to short kings I mean no harm, neither aim to offend anyone. I myself am a short king, we rule the world! :D