#prequel shitposting

[whitejays-galaxy]

Darth Smaul the Angy

I feel like Ani and Obi would put him in a bag and sneak him into the temple, then they'll pamper him like some pet gremlin

Qui would agree with them keeping this weird creature as long as it doesnt eat his boots

Meanwhile Mr Smaul would run around like some angry watermelon chihuahua and bite everyone's shins

[star-wars-shitposts]

someone had to teach the clones sex ed and our options are aliens, space monks, and some bounty hunters who were game to cut ties with friends and family for 10 years with no explanation (excellent at healthy relationships)

[requiem-black]

[yoursghouly]

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[lothcat-lothcat-lothwolf-run]

they (pong krell) hate to see a bad bitch (clones) winning (creating a culture and unique sense of self to combat the notion that they are purely disposable)

[snawleyy]

togruta are carnivores and have cool teeth

[tricksterscorvid]

[i-m-art-ix]

Padme, staring at Anakin: I could fix him

Palpatine: Please don't, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

[jaguarys]

I think the best thing is you can analyze Anakin Skywalker in any infinite number of ways, but the minute you try to make him anything less than irrevocably off his rocker you've failed

[darth-kote]

[reactorshaft]

[and-loth-cat]

can someone call emperor palpatine because he would be a LOT better than the guy we have now

[anakinskywalkerisfave]

[mortalheartache]

The blooper clip of Ewan accidentally hitting Hayden in the groin with a saber and Hayden just stands there for a second and then you can see him physically thinking “there’s a joke here.” and after entirely too long to be realistic he falls down like he got killed and then Ewan goes “I’ll take you on my own!” lives in my head rent-free.

[randomfandombullshit]

Ahsoka, sarcastcally: wow you're so edgy, name three songs, bet you can't even

Anakin, wearing a shirt that says "danger to myself and others": it's not the name of a band, Obi-Wan is just making me wear it because he claims it's true

[lothcat-lothcat-lothwolf-run]

Pride Star Wars Prequels:

Pad-GAY Amidala

Anakin SLAY-walker

Obi-Wan Kenobi

QUEER Gon Jinn

Jar Jar BI-nks

Count Dooku

Asajj Ven-TRANS

YASS-ddle

ACE-la Securra

Darth SEXY-ous

R-2SPIRIT-D2