#prequel shitposting

[whitejays-galaxy]

Darth Smaul the Angy

I feel like Ani and Obi would put him in a bag and sneak him into the temple, then they'll pamper him like some pet gremlin

Qui would agree with them keeping this weird creature as long as it doesnt eat his boots

Meanwhile Mr Smaul would run around like some angry watermelon chihuahua and bite everyone's shins

[star-wars-shitposts]

someone had to teach the clones sex ed and our options are aliens, space monks, and some bounty hunters who were game to cut ties with friends and family for 10 years with no explanation (excellent at healthy relationships)

[requiem-black]

[hangon-silvergirl]

clone wars + the onion; that sounds like terrorism, anakin.

[i-m-art-ix]

Padme, staring at Anakin: I could fix him

Palpatine: Please don't, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

[lothcat-lothcat-lothwolf-run]

they (pong krell) hate to see a bad bitch (clones) winning (creating a culture and unique sense of self to combat the notion that they are purely disposable)

[yoursghouly]

x

[snawleyy]

togruta are carnivores and have cool teeth

[tricksterscorvid]

[jaguarys]

I think the best thing is you can analyze Anakin Skywalker in any infinite number of ways, but the minute you try to make him anything less than irrevocably off his rocker you've failed

[darth-kote]

[stillprometheus]

if you were to lock every crew from every alien movie in one room it would be catastrophic maybe. like the humans alone would piss each other off. theyd split off into two groups of "complete dumbasses" and "the smartest people youll ever meet" and unfortunately the group of dumbasses will be bigger. the prisoners from alien 3 are jumped immediately. and then you get to the synthetics which is a whole other ballgame. bishop, call, and walter would splinter off to get away from ash, david, and rook. andy gets stuck in a custody war between them. possibly as a result of a second dalter divorce. its solved when rain and andy somehow get adopted by the original ripley and hicks. ripley 8 wouldnt like anyone, stay beside call the whole time and only talk to her and the original ripley. it would be chaos. i need 5 crackfics like this on my desk by monday

[and-loth-cat]

can someone call emperor palpatine because he would be a LOT better than the guy we have now

[anakinskywalkerisfave]

[mortalheartache]

The blooper clip of Ewan accidentally hitting Hayden in the groin with a saber and Hayden just stands there for a second and then you can see him physically thinking “there’s a joke here.” and after entirely too long to be realistic he falls down like he got killed and then Ewan goes “I’ll take you on my own!” lives in my head rent-free.

[i-m-art-ix]

[Someone said something 15/18+] Obi-wan: There are children here! Ahsoka: I've heard worse. Anakin: I'm twenty-one plus I grew up on Tatooine. Obi-wan: Either way it doesn't matter, you're still too young to hear this.