#prepare for Starscream

[transformmyfataft]

sterscem

how could you be hating when this is literally me

[the-sheep]

I've been having weird dreams lately

[ugly-bug-starscream]

WHAT IS D’S/MEGATRON’S REACTION ABOUT STARSCREAM IS ACTUALLY A DAMN PARENT, AND SURPRISINGLY GOOD AT IT? And omfg so many kids-

he got hit with parental concern

[km3tt0]

Nothing distracts me from you…

[AU where Star comes back to life and everyone is happy and these two idiots blatantly flirt with each other but are still very oblivious, give them time]

[myirlnameiscloud]

Yeah I love thinking about the Starscreams gossiping about each other

[transingthoseformers]

Thinking about a universe where Soundwave doesn't talk but Ravage does

Character: and what would you like sir (Soundwave)?

Soundwave: *opens up his chest dock and pops out Ravage*

Ravage: He'll have a double distilled cube of regular with a large side of silica chips

Soundwave: *tilts helm*

Ravage: and make that cube bubbled, please?

Character: ...and for you, ma'am?

Ravage: I'll have a medium straight blue engex, thanks

[ryebread-aurt]

I return from the grave and now I like giant robots 👍

(Closeups under the cut)

[crowbotss]

Yall aren't gonna believe this.... theres this show, thats kinda like Transformers—insane i know—BUT GET THIS.... its about ponies and friendship and magic..... its really obscure u prolly havent heard of it.....

(ehem, some wingless versions below so you can actually see the pony under all those feathers,,,)

[kitts-mechanix]

alternate title: Galvatron is going to kill us all, emotionally

[floofyfungi]

ok i had this idea pop into my head but what if when the autobots did find Alexis but it was in the middle of starscream grooming her or something? Like startscream is either trying to get her to settle down or ready for bed and is being all so gentle with this tiny human, would kinda freak the autobots out a little lol.

That would be hilarious! I've written out a little scene of this possible scenario. Hope you enjoy!

The Autobots have finally located Starscream's base. It was in Vos, after all this time. They send in Mirage, because of his outlier ability he's one of the few dragons who might make it out alive.

His footsteps are soft as he scopes out Starscream's fortress. It's been here for a while. Centuries at least, likely built during one of Starscream's earlier banishments

Mirage is not looking for anything in particular, just checking the defences and seeing if there are any weaknesses he can exploit. The Autobots will have to launch a raid on this place eventually. Leaving a guy like Starscream to his own devices was a receipe for disaster.

Mirage sneaks past hordes of dangerous seekers, all while keeping in contact with Autobot HQ through his coms. Managing to stay alive only becausd he was invisible. The seeker guards were relaxed. They didn't suspect anything this deep in the toxic lands of Cybertron. Mirage felt a point of pride as he walked right past Thrust and Ramjet, he was the only one who could do this.

Eventually the small drake made his way deeper into the mountain fortress. If the Autobots were ever going to launch a successful assault, they need to know the full layout.

And then a human ran around the corner.

Mirage nearly glitches right then and there. He shimmered for a moment before returning invisible. The human stopped and stared with sharp little green eyes.

It was so small. All humans were. But the looming decepticon architecture made her seem even more so.

Did she see him? What was a human even doing in this base? In the middle of Cybertron in a decepticon fortress. Was it a prisoner? But then why was it just walking around and-

Mirage's thoughts are interrupted when the ground shook ever so slightly beneath his claws.

The human smirked.

And pit-spawned Starscream himself prowled around the corner. Mirage had forgotten how big the seeker was. Deadly blue claws clacked against the marble floor, supporting giant red wings that could swallow an organic army in their shadow.

Mirage flattened himself against the wall as the white dragon glared down at the human.

"Alexis! This resistance is futile!"

"I'm not tired!"

"I don't care. Come here!" He pointed to the ground with his claw.

"Make me." Mirage's optics nearly popped out of his head.

Starscream smiled. The human bolted. But Starscream was on Alexis in seconds and pinned her to the ground. Mirage cursed himself for not acting sooner. He had been so stunned. But now that poor human was a goner and...

She was laughing?

There was no crunch of bone or blood staining Starscream's servo. The human was clutching the claws and laughing as they gently curled around her and lifted her up to Starscream's face. She hugged those serrated edges like they were pillows, and rested her cheek against the tip of one claw, "but I'm not tired."

"You've to be up early tomorrow, you'll thank me later," Starscream's voice was strange, the rasp low and soft. Not the screeching enraged pitch Mirage was used to. One claw gently stroked Alexis's back. Mirage had seen those claws cave in Autobot helms.

"I don't want to."

"Too bad."

"You're being mean," the human grumbled as Starscream began walking away. In a stunned daze Mirage followed. He had to see this.

"Oh? What took you so long?"

"What if I just stay up all night?"

"That would not be wise."

Alexis yawned, "I'm totally going to do it. Unless... you make sleep worth my while."

Starscream stopped and started down at her. She smiled.

"What do you want you little vermin?" Mirage didn't know Starscream could sound fond.

"We've run out of strawberries. If tomorrow there was some, I could perhaps be persuaded to fall asleep."

"You made me chase you halfway across this fortress for fruit!?"

"It's not my fault you're slow."

Starscream tossed her in the air. Mirage held his breath. Starscream caught her between his teeth and kept walking.

"So is that a yes?"

"I'll think about it."

"So yes?"

"Perhaps."

The human cheered, nestled between giant teeth that could rip her to shreds in an instant. Starscream vanished around the corner. Gradually the tremors faded and Mirage was alone.

He raised his shaking claws to his helm and activated his comms, "Jazz, we've got a problem."

[lexicorp]

Its going great-

[robby-bobby-tommy]

I dunno why but it's one of the funniest moments in TF:Exodus. Like, the way Megatron just ignores Shockwsve's words makes me think it wasn't the first time. Like "yeah, yeah, you might desire to conduct an inhumane experiment on me, but check out my new name".

But Shockwave and Soundwave are such good besties. No questions asked, just be who u wanna be.

Also my personal hc that Shockwave and Megatron met through Soundwave. 2waves already knew each other, cuz Shock used to patch Sound up. And after Megatronus fought Soundwave, the latter was very interested in his opponent, so he sent Laserbeak Rumble and Frenzy to spy on the best gladiator. He wasn't really happy with cassettes following him, but once they explained themselves he decided to meet with Soundwave again. After they've gotten closer and became brothers in arm, Sound decided to introduce gladiator doctor/unhumain scientist. Megatron really wasn't happy with Shockwave using gladiator's corpses for his own caprice. Yet he was still useful for the cause so he had to tolerate scientist. After all of them became kinda close. They had a very strange type of friendship, but it worked and no one complained.

[martiverseart]

So I got a notebook with a scratch cover as present and was technically meant to make an unicorn... but since that I have only one blorbo in mind at the moment...

Enjoy this majestic unicorn Starscream 😔👌❤️✨

[lets-try-some-writing]

Finally got around to reading and catching up on the Skybound 2023 comic.

I was not prepared.

[aetherprism]

my starscream figure arrived today…. it truly is year of the robotfucker

[brctherscnce]

Plush better be able to run, because a certain seeker on the hunt for enrichment. The only warning is a silent shadow before talons appear for the grab. @updatesatbase (im sorry the little bastard slipped from my graps)

... Optimus was just trying to get used to his tiny form on this odd, mysterious day. He'd been... mainly sitting there, trying to sew up little wounds with thread..

... until-- OH! He saw that shadow quickly. Despite being so small, he certainly still had his reaction time! Optimus quickly ducked and scrambled out of the way, huffing slightly and glancing back to Starscream.

" B-By Primus!-- W-What is the meaning of this--?! "