#pregnancy speculating

[morphimus]

[catboymoments]

To the person who asked about Grimwalker biology and why specifically they can’t have bio kids I wanted to answer your ask with these but my app keeps crashing. ANYWAY! Here’s some fun speculative boiling isles science about my headcanons with some extra info!!!

I forgor to do a thing on magic hrt too so I apologize but honestly it’s not too different!! It’s just hrt in the form of an elixir lol

[tylerheartstaylor]

i saw in a community post over on X speculating about the new outfits being “roomier” and hiding taylor’s “unannounced pregnancy” or something along those lines. i got banned from the community group for calling it out so cannot remember the exact wording or who posted it, but that is besides the point.

i’ve also seen a few posts similar to this on several other social media platforms about similar topics relating to taylor being pregnant in the last few months and want to say that this is a topic that is not only insane but is incredibly insensitive to be speculating about- and if you are one of those people - please kindly go outside and touch some grass. this isn’t something that should be speculated on at all. 🩵

love and light to everyone, no malice intended behind this. i simply feel the need to speak up against it because it’s getting a little bit out of control. 😭

we don’t know taylor, and we don’t know travis. stay out of their personal lives, they only show us what they want us to see. 🫶🏻

[supercalime]

The amount of digging, stalking and over analyzing that required for yall to now say “it was obvious” and “we were right all along” is one of the reasons they never went public with their relationship before actual marriage, just like Joey Richter and Lauren Lopez getting engaged and Keith and Becky habersberger out of nowhere telling they had a baby.

I’ve been a fan of smosh for like 12 years and the shipping (yes, I know they said they don’t care, but even if they said to stop yall wouldn’t anyway) and nitpicking every single interaction between cast members (I’m not even gonna get into the fanfics and inappropriate comments) were why I kept my interaction with the fandom to a minimum.

Im happy they’re married, really. I’ve been happy for other influencers before. The issue was never denial. I did wish it was a prank because I knew this exact response was going to happen.

This feels like fans were trying to out them when they weren’t ready. If they truly felt safe making the relationship public, they wouldn’t have gone to lengths they did to hide it. Poor Courtney probably had an engagement ring that she couldn’t wear because of fan reaction. I mean, I remember seeing proof of them together through reflections on a glass! It isn’t normal.

A similar situation has happened in a fandom before. Remember when fans were speculating about a Malec wedding in the shadowhunter finale? Finding every single piece of evidence on social media, bts footage, etc? And in the ending the characters got married? But you know why that wasn’t weird? They were fictional characters, made to entertain us, with story arcs. No actual person was at stake.

And you know, I love smosh and obviously this rant isnt directed towards the fans who are just surprised and happy for them (which I am too, congrats to them), but it still bother me.

Publicly, they were coworkers in a comedy channel who made jokes, played characters, played games, etc. Smosh has never been about romantic relationships between cast members and it saddens me that the fans made most of it about shipping when they have so much more to offer.

The point is, we are not entitled to information about their lives and speculate about it. Too bad this can’t be a learning experience because congrats, yall were “right all along”.

[morganski-19]

I like the theory that Buck is going to be the one getting kidnapped instead of Maddie, not just because I think it would be a good plotline, but also it means Maddie will not get kidnapped while pregnant.

Because immediately after seeing the promo with Maddie getting chloroformed, I thought of that one plotline in Criminal Minds where JJ got kidnapped, and miscarried because of the injuries she sustained during the kidnapping.

I desperately want Maddie to have a happy and uneventful pregnancy, so please, even if she is the one being kidnapped, can she not lose the baby because of it. I am begging right now, I just want her and Chim to have a happy family.

[countingandsnarkingon]

According to a Q&A Zach and Kelly Jo did together, multiple GrandBates are on the way but have yet to be announced. I’m going to guess Carlin and Lydia at the very least

[hawkinsunderground]

okay so theoretically the pregnancy smoking poster could refer to Joyce, who smokes a lot, right? I think she's one of the most prominent smokers in the show

SO, could it possibly be alluding to something she did during pregnancy affecting Will in relation to his connection to Vecna? or is that just the biggest reach ever lol

[fundiepredictions]

Now that Zach has teased that there are pregnancy announcements coming, who should it be according to the data and do you think that’s who it will be or do you personally have other guesses?

Thanks for your ask. I'm very curious who is pregnant.

The data suggests Carlin, Emerson, Lydia or Alyssa. Next one in line to announce is Whitney but she shouldn't announce until february. I haven't included Erin in this because two miracle baby's seems enough but I guess you never know with her. If she is able to get pregnant again, she could very well be an option according to the data.

I have heard people mentioning Tori. I get it. She is the one who is going fast. But Weston was born end of may. Even her smallest spacing (Charlotte -> Cambree) was almost fourteen months. That means baby #6 would arrive mid july 2025. That means maybe Tori just had a positive test like today. While the video is three days old already and had to be recorded and edited, so it probably wasn't recorded three days ago. And before that Tori should have announced and a positive test. So I don't think it's very likely Tori is one of the pregnant ladies.

I personaly think Emerson and Lydia. I think Carlin will wait just a little while longer. Alyssa and Erin are big question marks for me.

[entelodante]

Chimeric reproduction go! Info dump below. Nothing graphic aside from pulsing fetus! 

Chimera reproduce in kind of a round about way. So I have produced a CHART for visual aid! 

Step One- Egg Swap Chimera parents, being hermaphrodites, both have eggs to contribute! This is where the actual hanky panky takes place via ovipositors and awkward positioning. End result is each has the others eggs in their uterus. Step Two- Baby Battering So once the eggs are in there they are fertalized by the ‘mother’ chimera. Which technically should be the father cause it’s their sperm and the others eggs, but they’re the ones gravid.  Actually I realized they’re just like seahorses! So think of it like that. Step Three- Placenta Pandemonium After step two there is a large number of zygotes floating around in there, but only one can take the grand prize! The womb of the chimera is very particular about where eggs can plant down. Most of the interior is unusable, but once a lil egg settles on a particular patch of tissue then the body decides that pregnancy is NOW. Multiple eggs can implant here, but the body will usually reject ‘em after they got one OR simply give them a unsustainable amount of resources. 

Step Four- The Chosen One The other eggs are broken down an absorbed by the mother’s body. The lucky lil chimera fetus is now able to spend a cozy 12 months hanging out growing into a full baby. The two parent’s will give birth usually within a few days of each other and then you got two brand new chimera. 

Bonus gif of chimera fetuses, they start breathing VERY early on while they still got jelly bones so v wiggly. Also their eye stalk doesn’t really define itself until the last few months, so they look a lot like the common ancestor of their clade at the start there. 

[baddybaddyadardaddy]

You content is amazing! Just a theoretical doubt that occurred to me and would love to hear your thoughts. Do you think Uruks and humans could successfully procreate? Adar impregnating a human woman? And the child would turn half Uruk? Thank youuuu!

OOF OKAY.

cw: pregnancy talk/birth trauma/non-consent situations

So in full realization that you're asking about humans specifically... please allow me to swerve into my dissertation on Uruk procreation in general. *adjusts spectacles*

I do have some Thoughts on this, and pretty much all of them are Very Horrible Headcanons.

Very Horrible Headcanon 1, re: Uruk Births: None of the first-corrupted mothers (so, we're talking corrupted elven women here) survived, because the influence of Morgoth as the babies were "cooking" basically made them grow too big/strong/fast and the elves' bodies weren't prepared to give birth to that. I actually think that the first SEVERAL generations of uruk mothers all died in a similar fashion, actually, until they as a species were able to biologically adapt.

Very Horrible Headcanon 2: Morgoth's (or Sauron's) influence overrides the "consent factor" with elves. Elves generally only conceive if both parties are consenting. But if you're under the influence of Morgoth, you have no choice.

Very Horrible Headcanon 3: Nobody ever explained Elf Procreation rules to Adar, so all he has to go on is that every time he bred, the mother died. I think this would color A LOT of decisions for him in that area, including after he was out from under Morgoth/Sauron's control.

NOW, if we bring humans into the mix. Constitutionally, they don't have as much going for them as elves, so that puts them at a disadvantage right off the bat. I think its ver-r-r-ry unlikely that a human would survive the birth of a half-orc child, even if they weren't under Morgoth or Sauron's influence. They would have to be hella strong, and (gross, but) you'd probably need some kind of awful MacGyver c-section.

An elf woman, outside Sauron/Morgoth's influence, if both she and Adar consented to it, I think might fare better. But still not advisable. And Adar would be scared to death about it.

[dykephan]

god gives his strongest breeding kinks to his gayest cis men

[transbeeduo]

this might not be entirely relevant to you, as you are the ctubbo pregnancy moot not a cranboo pregnancy moot, but idk who else could possibly be interested, so!

Do you think endermen would have little pouches for their babies? Maybe they even lay eggs too, so they just carry their egg babies around in their pouches until a little while after the babies hatch, once they're big enough to leave? (like roly polies. I am just making my love of roly polies be relevant to the cubitos. they're such silly creatures and I love their little egg pouches so dang much)

I LOVEEEE THIS ASK I LOVEEEE THIS ASK SO MUCH its made me have so many thoughts about how Enderians reproduce/carry offspring RAAAGH

What I’m imagining is somewhat similar! Where it’s like an egg thing. I think Enderpearls r like. Enderman eggs, where Endermen’ll have them in their bodies always and the babies only start growing once the eggs r fertilized! (Unfertilized eggs are the ones you get from drops and can be used to teleport and shit yk. Fertilized eggs don’t drop. Canon explanation to why only some Endermen drop pearls :> ) And like, it works by like, a bunch of eggs being laid, developing for a few years (it takes like. 5-10 years for eggs to hatch) but only few endermen make it to hatching, since baby endermen are so big (think like the size of a like. A medium sized fish) if the egg doesn’t grow fast enough with them the embryo perishes. :( (This is part of why Tubbo decided to carry Bug because. Him and Ranboo didn’t want multiple children and there was a better chance of Bug surviving if it was Tubbo)

ALSO THE POUCH IDEA IS SO CUTE????? I like to think Endermen babies (kits? pups? i kinda like endermen pups that sounds cute) like. NEED to be in contact with their parents all the time for the first bit of their lives, so a pouch would be really good for that :00 i also like to think the parents will hold children in their arms or in their mouths a lot, but I loveeee the idea of them having a pouch that’s so good (plus would probably be very safe for the baby yk) once the babies r developed enough to walk i think they hold onto their parents’ tails like a baby elephant, but endermen r also like. Human level intellegence so they will raise children in ways we’d recognize outside of all of the biological stuff 👍 (not all of it for example. Endermen r omnivores leaning carnivores so they do have to learn to hunt and stuff)

[young-royals-confessions]

I like how everyone was pissed at the Sargust storyline, but are now, for some reason, obsessed with a pregnancy storyline for Sara-

I'm guessing people are more worried than obsessed. And if you've seen a lot of teen shows, I think it's natural for your mind to go in that direction.

[ntls-24722]

fun drohnen fact: they love to fight. They will fight eachother for whatever reason but interestingly it actually deescalates most things 80% of the time. Disputes will generally have the two parties beat the crap out of eachother and in the winded daze afterwards they'll come to agreement and for this reason, their politics is insane and politicians oftentimes leap over their counters to beat the shit out of their opponents and nobody does anything about it because, well, it'll probably chill them out OR they'll agree on something.

This is, weirdly enough, probably because fighting is also a little romantic. Since Drohnen residents are all only One Sex and kids are expensive little tots who grow up to be the size of buildings, only one of them have the kid and that is generally decided on whoever loses/falls over (Drohnen pregnancies are WAY less scary than human ones, especially because they're used to laying eggs every 3 months - the loser generally doesn't mind it.).

Sometimes it's seen as a little suspicious when a fight lasts too short since romantic fighting is generally shorter than most fighting. much to the dismay of politicians trying to wrap up a squabble to get back to business

[eemoo1o-tfrmoo]

Oh, Thor! How much of a gap do you think is between him and Snotlout? Two? Three? Four?

[countingandsnarkingon]

I would have expected announcements from whichever Bates is expecting to announce by now since Zach teased/spoiled it a month or so ago. But, I guess Mama Jane spoiled Esther’s pregnancy basically a month before she officially announced. The announcements have to be coming soon though right?