#preferably in my basement

[infinitatis-ink]

CW: Yandere!Gojo, bodily fluids, Gojo feeding Reader his cum without their knowledge

Thinking about yandere!Gojo being a nasty freak who cums in every dish he cooks for you so you'll always have a part of him inside you. All his food always tastes a little off, but every time you ask him about it, Gojo just grins and gives a cheesy explanation like it being "made with his love" and that's why it tastes so special!

He'll tell you one day, just after he convinces you to love him back ❤️

(Gojo also secretly fantasizes about you cooking him food with your cum in it too. He's so vile)

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Hiii everyone, say, how do your Hawkes go go about sharing their estate? If they do it at all? Is everyone free to come and go or are they more private? Or do they only invite their LI to stay? I'm curious!! :)

[ofmdee]

💙👅

extra gif on twitter that was too big for tumblr: [x]

[nim-lock]

thanks me friend for saving me $3k in damage restoration company costs

I must still spend $2k in refinishing the floor but that is a non-negotiable amount after the sewer backed up into my carpet

[gothicprep]

i'm never going to do it because it'd be insanely rude, but whenever I hear someone saying something about "at this rate, i'll never be able to buy a house!" i always want to ask them why they'd like to buy a house.

i often get the sense in these conversations that the person i'm talking to is mostly stressed about not hitting a Life Milestone and it's not really a matter of "i want a house because [reason that isn't FOMO”] and not “can't afford one"

[yeahivegotanaccount]

Guys. My man's infected.

[toothlesssoul]

Ahhhhh Knocked Loose is coming to Cologne in spring. I'm so excited!! I was trying to book the ticket right away but my eventim account got blocked for a day because I forgot my password. But omg this is my redemption!! I tried seeing Knocked Loose in 2016 or 2017. I already had bought my ticket but my depression was too bad that day so I couldn't go and I regretted it for years. This is the first time I actually kept up to date with their concert dates and saw it early enough to buy a ticket. Let's just hope it won't be booked out until tomorrow.

[high-above-and-deep-down]

What do you think about being famous? Like SUPER famous, thousands of followers

Hell nah- Not for me- Fame is hard to handle, I prefer to stay in my little hidey hole with the barely 100 people that gives a shit about my works than having to handle thousands of people

[monty-glasses-roxy]

For some reason, the only consistent thing in my head right now is the mental image of Meteors Roxy carrying around a big Jolteon plushie with her snout fitting nicely between its ears and you know what?

It's now Meteors Canon that Roxy adores resting her chin on people and plushies' heads right between the ears. And also that Roxy needs more plushies.

[widowshill]

gm woke up thinking about this scene

[avalondesigns]

Getting ready for the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance 🔱💙🐠

[swagging-back-to]

mouse breeders always try to act high and mighty when compared to rodent mills.... when theyre the exact same. sure, they might put more thought into genetic lines, coat traits, and personality. but at the end of the day they are still making an animal reproduce so they can profit from it.

[oldtestleper]

all that shit would have never happened if they had followed OSHA guidelines

[diamondnokouzai]

if i were a vampire wld u be my vampire friend who stops by my castle sometimes 🥺

[bonesandpoemsandflowers]

the thing is, right, that I am wildly, transcendently, inextricably attracted to Erik, the phantom of the opera, yeah? and a facet of Erik exists within the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical.

but I am also, to a lesser, more specific and merely human extent, thirsty for Jeremy Stolle. so if I make the mistake of listening to his Raoul just once, that shit bounces around in my head for days.

[uncuteartist]

Found out it's possible for a bat stuck in the walls to get into the main part of the house. Not enjoying this knowledge.