#pranks and practical jokes

[caspira-writes-fanfiction]

Saturday Morning Sweets

(ao3 link in title)

The morning was quiet and fuzzy: a lazy Saturday, one of Asmodeus’s favorites. He and Fizz had absolutely nothing planned for the day and Ozzie had every intention of enjoying each second of it. There were no morning alarms, no expectations, no clothes…...and no Fizzarolli. Asmodeus was slowly becoming aware of Fizz’s absence as he became cognizant of the other’s voice calling out for him from down the hall.

“Hey Oz? You’re needed in the kitchen!”

The kitchen. Fizzarolli was in the kitchen. He needed Asmodeus in the kitchen.

Fizzarolli was in the kitchen.

Asmodeus sat up. Ram and Bull yawned but Ozzie was wide awake. Alarm bells rang in his head as he thought about what Fizz was doing. Fizz had no interest in using the kitchen, or so Asmodeus had thought. After the last time he’d tried cooking for them? He’d nearly burnt down the kitchen, and it’d taken nearly an hour in Ozzie’s arms before the poor thing had stopped shaking. What the fuck was he doing in there alone right now? And could Oz smell something burning?

“Ozzie?”

Lust barely had the patience to tie his robe around his waist. He snapped his fingers and appeared in the kitchen.

“Fizz? What’s wrong?”

Fizzarolli was sitting on the counter next to the espresso machine. He was wearing the robe Ozzie had gotten him for their anniversary last week. Long and gold and transparent with hand sewn gold beads decorating Fizz’s body in rows of diamonds. The sleeves trumpeted and were adorned with feathers along the hem. Atop Fizz’s head were a new pair of horns he’d had custom made, also for their anniversary. Black on black lace with gold accenting in the stripes and beadwork. He looked fantastic, he certainly didn’t look like he was in danger.

“I made brownies!”

It was only then that Asmodeus realized that Fizzarolli was holding something in his lap. A square baking pan with foil wrapped over the top. Was that what he smelled burning? He took a deep breath and felt himself settle. There was no danger, Fizz was fine. Fizz had…..cooked for him? That was astonishing and sweet, and took Asmodeus by complete surprise.

“You cooked for me?” Ram and Bull were looking at Fizz with hearts in their eyes. Their favorite little devil stuck his tongue out in reply. Fuck, he was cute.

“You bake brownies, not cook them.”

“You used the stove.”

“Oven.” Fizzarolli corrected. “Asmodeus, how are you allowed to use this kitchen when you don’t know the difference between cooking and baking?”

The Sin chuckled and settled with his hand on his hip. Fizzarolli smiled up at him and extended the tray out his partner.

“Is the dish hot?” Asmodeus asked before he tried taking it from Fizz.

“Metal hands don’t have pain receptors.”

“Which is why I ask. My hands do have pain receptors.”

It was Fizzarolli’s turn to laugh. “You’re fine, Big Daddy. Try one!”

Asmodeus took the pan from Fizzarolli with a playful shake of his head. It was lighter than he expected it to be, but knowing Fizz he’d already eaten half of them. When he peeled back the tinfoil, however, he was met with something much different from what he was expecting. Six letter E’s made out of cardboard lay carefully in the pan.

Confusion was the first and most obvious emotion that crossed the Sin’s face. Bull pouted, having been quite excited for early morning sweets. Asmodeus took one of the cardboard letters out of the pan and held it up to inspect it even closer. The confusion was clear across all three faces.

Fizzarolli’s characteristic clown laugh bounced across the room. “They’re Brown E’s! I made them myself!” He looked so proud. Asmodeus knew that was mostly an act, but he was too fucking cute to ignore. Brown E’s. That was fucking hilarious.

Asmodeus’s face cracked into a large smile and he let out a booming laugh. Fizzarolli joined in, their laughter echoed around the room for the next minute or so. Fizz jumped down from his spot and slinked up to be hanging off of Oz’s shoulder. He looked at Lust with nothing but adoration.

“Thank you, Froggy.” Asmodeus praised after he caught his breath. “You are, as always, fantastic at finding ways to get me out of bed.”

“Hopefully not for too long today. ~It’s our day off~” Fizz winked, he stuck his tongue out as Asmodeus. “But, I did make breakfast.”

"Is that what I smell burning?"

"No!" Fizzarollli hopped from Oz's shoulder. "I made toast earlier."

Ozzie quirked his head at Fizz’s comment. Was this another prank? “Fizzy, you don’t cook.”

Fizz scurried to the island and picked up a pastry box from one of Ozzie’s favorite bakeries as he jumped onto the counter. “Yeah okay so I charged your card, but that counts! Besides, I got your favorite: Sinnamon pull apart dick twists!”

This had to be a prank. Asmodeus had no idea what Fizz was talking about but he was intrigued.

Inside the box were twelve hand twisted miniature loaves of sinnamon swirl bread, each of them uniquely and distinctly phallic. Fizzarolli pulled one out of the box and made a show of licking up the base and wrapping his tongue around the tip. Normally the bread was baked in much larger and non-phallic shaped loaves but Fizz had made a special call to surprise Ozzie today.

“Four of them are even cream filled.” Fizzarolli bit off the tip of his pastry penis and laughed as cream cheese frosting oozed out of the braid, the bread was still warm. Fizz licked his lips and beamed up at Ozzie. “Three.”

Fuck, he’s cute.

Asmodeus bent down and rested his elbows against the island’s counter top so he was eye level with Fizz. He took one of the pastries and popped it into his mouth. He sucked for a moment, moaned, then swallowed the thing in one bite. Oh, that was delicious. The bread really was his favorite, how or why Fizz had managed to get them to do this, Lust didn’t know but he definitely wasn’t complaining. Ozzie couldn’t help the moan that came from him as he tasted the testicle.

“What’s the special occasion?”

Fizz shrugged, he finished his penis in two bites. “We have the day off together. It’s been a while since we’ve had one of those.”

Asmodeus hadn’t thought his jester could get any cuter, but here he was proving him wrong yet again. It had been a while since they’d had a day truly free of responsibility from anything other than the other. Asmodeus hummed and invited Fizz back into his arms. Fizzarolli happily accepted the offer.

“I wanted to do something nice, you know? Start the day off right, really enjoy it.”

Lust pressed his forehead against his love’s. The content hum that rumbled in his chest could’ve been mistaken for a purr. “I couldn’t agree more.”

After breakfast they returned back to bed. They enjoyed their day very much.

[darthbloodorange]

Wyll had spent so long hunting for the perfect acorn, but now he couldn't find it. He slips away from camp to return to the tree to try to find a new one. Shortly into his search, Shadowheart joins him, grinning proudly. She has the acorn, she had caught onto his plans. She accepts his proposal, keeping the acorn, a proposes to him in turn. He walks away from the tree wearing the beautiful golden ring she had slipped onto his finger.

For the: ✦ Wyllmancer Week - Proposal [Day 5]

Word count: N/a - Moodboard Title: Acorns and Rings Rating: Gen Universe: Baldur's Gate 3 Pairings: Shadowheart/Wyll Ravengard Characters: Shadowheart, Wyll Ravengard Warnings: None Major Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Romance, Marriage Proposal, Teasing, Pranks and Practical Jokes, Late at Night, Forests, Rings, Sweet Wyll Ravengard, Soft Shadowheart, Wyll Ravengard Needs a Hug, Selunite Shadowheart, Devil Wyll Ravengard ~ Summery: Wyll had spent so long hunting for the perfect acorn, but now he couldn't find it. He slips away from camp to return to the tree to try to find a new one. Shortly into his search, Shadowheart joins him, grinning proudly. She has the acorn, she had caught onto his plans. She accepts his proposal, keeping the acorn, a proposes to him in turn. He walks away from the tree wearing the beautiful golden ring she had slipped onto his finger.

[all-all0s-eyes]

@tenowls

You make such lovely Murderbot art and one of your pieces (I included a link!) inspired a story! Thank you!

[wolfstarshipping]

Learning (Dis)Abilities (15.824 words) by MakkAttackk

marauders era AU

Summary:

Remus agrees to tutor Sirius Black, who can't sit still to study to save his arse. Slow burn, strangers to lovers.

Comment:

This was a wonderful marauders era fic, I absolutely adored following along as Remus reluctantly allows Sirius and the others to become a part of his life.

[odinsblog]

[whatdididonow]

Covered my roommate’s bed in leaves.

[britishalien12]

How often do you think young Ben used the tentacles to tap one of his siblings on the shoulder to make them turn the wrong way and get angry at one of the other siblings?

I can see little Number Six doing this at the dinner table to see who he could get to react and trigger a stern telling off from their father for interrupting their meal.

Or maybe during press photo opportunities following missions to see what kind of faces he could get them all to pull.

I can also see him just messing with things around the house just to prank his siblings.

[fullbattleregalia]

I have once again decided to be the chaos I wish to see in the world.

Yesterday, I left a wooden elephant on my coworker’s desk. We’re in an open concept office, we were both hired at the same time, and he has brought nothing in to personalize his workspace which I find sad. I start my work day before he does, so I put it under his computer riser to see how long it would take him to notice.

He noticed right away and was perplexed, as were the rest of our coworkers. I agreed with them that it was strange, but nobody actually asked if I knew where it came from, so I didn’t say anything. It gave me an idea, though.

This morning I was one of the first people in, and I brought in more random, disconnected knickknacks and distributed them among other desks.

This lead to much bafflement and also comparing of who got the coolest knickknacks. The gear chain slug is the current winner of “coolest.” No one has even suggested that I might be responsible or asked if I know anything. Even though I was the first one in this morning. Another team is currently under suspicion, because one of their members smirked when he heard about the unexplained coaster on my boss’s desk and the pool ball on my senior’s.

I have a new batch of random things for tomorrow. I’m curious to see how long it takes for someone to catch on.

[bleekay]

had a weird dream that atla canon changed and hakoda disappeared before sokka was born but kaya was forced into another marriage while pregnant and the guy was. literally the worst. and so sokka grew up thinking this dude was his dad and he like actively hated him. kaya still died during a raid but sokka was alone, no katara :( so he was an extremely angry boy who hated his “dad” but somehow (can’t remember if it was explained even) found out he wasn’t actually his dad and that everything got messed up and in order to fix it he had to leave and go on some big journey to find some edge of the world type shit to reverse everything the way it was, but he had to find hakoda first bc he had to jump with him over the edge to go back or it wouldn’t work

[bootleg-nessie]

Fun prank idea: decapitate somebody in their sleep! When they get up in the morning they’ll watch a headless torso stand up, just to realize that’s their own body and they forgot their head on the pillow! Great fun, guaranteed laughs all around

[sanazyung]

what sends me every time is that roy’s sister in the hospital HAS to know who ted is when he comes in with dr fieldstone in man city. even if shes never met him formally he has his richmond gear on, roy has CERTAINLY told her about him (if only to complain), shes certainly read about him in the news or seen him on television. but instead of saying something to him she calls him dr fieldstone’s HUSBAND. like u know good and well SHE knew good and well they weren’t married and just said that to fuck with them both

[violetheart77]

Yeah, another one

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[jenniferdaley]

The BEST Jumpscare Reactions!!

[kissablelips-desireslure-vol3]

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[aftgficrec]

Anonymous said: Hi! Thank you so much for your work. I'm looking for long finished fics, it can be canon or not AND I'm also looking for fics focused on Kevin and Neil friendship

From Ravens angst to food wars there’s a lot of Kevin and Neil here for you to enjoy. Readers, find the long complete fics portion of this ask here. -A

previous recs

Kevin & Neil here

Kevin & Neil friendship here

BFFs Neil & Kevin, physically affectionate here

Neil & Kevin as bffs/brothers + Kev/Neil here 

‘To All my friends’ here

‘on thin ice’ here

‘Exit Wound’ here 

‘Necessary Losses,’ ‘Remember! Proplifting is Shoplifting!,’ and ‘CVS’ (completed) here

‘don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious’ here

‘I have a Prom-Posal’ here (updated)

‘The Manga is Way Better (Save me from the Fangirls)’ here

‘Homecoming King’ here 

‘The One Where Everyone Finds Out’ here

‘How to outrun the mafia, an essay by Neil Josten’ here

‘my friends and I, we got a lot of problems’ and ‘please, carry me, carry me, carry me home’ here

‘I can see the stars though the tears in my skin’ here

‘Odd Eye’ here

‘Carrots’ here

‘You Can't Take the Sky from Me’ here 

‘Something Crazy About It’ and ‘The one where Andriel get Cats’ here

‘Dear Advice Guy,’ ‘a little bit special,’ and ‘quicksand’ here

‘Slow Parade’ and ‘Bad Habits’ here

‘Technique is Important’ here

‘venus as a boy’ here (completed)

‘Light a Match’ and ‘stupid, normal teenagers’ here

‘"There's blood on my/your hands."’ here

‘Neil Josten Is a Lucky Man’ here

‘Two worlds collide’ and ‘Fear & Loathing’ here

‘Father’s Day, ‘08’ here

‘Point Nemo’ here

‘Extra thermador on the side’ ch 14 & 15 here

‘Gimme a Kiss and I'll Kiss You Right Back’ here

‘North Star’ and ‘it's my first and perhaps last time (aka the Exy World Cup Fic)’ here

‘my one, my dear’ here

‘I’m too young to feel numb…’ here

‘The Sickness Was Forever,’ ‘Whatever it takes,’ and ‘It's Just You and Me, Just Us, and Y(our) Friend Kevin’ here 

‘Different Roads’ and ‘I Was Ruined From The Start’ here

‘Spun Sugar Truths’ here

‘But man, I can hate you sometimes’ here

‘Remember Me, Love, When I'm Reborn…’ and ‘The Suit Universe’ series (updated) here

‘Through our memories, we live’ here (completed)

‘Die Free or Die a Failure’ here (completed)

‘A Falling Star’ series here

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Art

kevneil arguing dynamic comic by @wuzeio

quality bonding time animation by @broresteia

weekly call comic by @bleepbloops

tramp stamps instead of face tattoos art by @koihoi

AU where Kevin meets Neil on the run art by @lucky-slice