#potty talk

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

I'm currently potty training my first and he pees fine but refuses to poop in anything that isn't a diaper at night so I've been real annoying about it I'll put him to bed and then say "I'm gunna stand right outside your room until you have to poop. Let me know when you have to go!" And then I'll burst in anytime he's playing or talking to himself to be like "YOU GOTTA POOP???" And he'll tell me to go downstairs or go away but he did actually tell me so we're 3 days into no dirty diapers

We’ve got lots of successful pees and ONE successful poop but it’s been many wash cycles this week 😔

I’m so glad I’m not alone in The Trials 😭

[atragicsquirrel]

i’ve been really struggling with where i placed y/n’s office in my fic because i’ve realized

1.) i need to write an explanation for why that door now leads to a vacant warehouse as of the time gregory comes in (i’ve already figured it out)

2.) that there are literally zero (0) bathrooms in all of rockstar row. i’m currently working on finding the closest bathroom but it’s not going well.

so i can only imagine how many unfortunate mishaps occur when kids are waiting in line for ages to meet their favorite animatronic, because there’s no where for their parents to quickly take them to avoid disaster.

[regressioncurriculum]

My Daily Diction

Monday.  Place your mouth around the corner of a table and recite nursery rhymes and polite requests while keeping your mouth there.

Tuesday. When you need something, say it along with a rhyme.  Ex., “drinky winky!” when thirsty, “cribby bibby!” when tired.

Wednesday. Sing a little tune you know, but replace all the words with your own name. 

Thursday. Choose a syllable of nonsense, like “ba” or “coo.” Practice expressing your needs and emotions only by gabbling that sound in different tones, plus pointing and gestures.

Friday.  Practice your crying for ten minutes.

Saturday.  While you do things, bring a toy along and practice each action with the toy before you do it yourself.  Narrate as you go.  Ex., “Kitty go poo,” placing stuffed toy on the potty.  Then “Baby go poo” when you sit on the potty.

Sunday.  Ask a grown-up to place a big spoonful of something sticky in your mouth.  Try to recite a Mother Goose rhyme without swallowing or spilling.

[random-thot-generator]

Oddly enough, they both smell the same.👃👀

[spideyhexx]

:)

[yourfaveisanavatar]

Mr Krupp from Captain Underpants is marked by The Spiral and The Stranger!!

mr krupp from captain underpants is marked by the spiral and the stranger!

[yb-cringe]

i dont know why i just noticed this but i was like. watching phil talk to felps and cellbit and i was wondering why he sounded very. its not Condescending but he praises like he's encouraging someone much younger and I went back to check other times he's met people and no phil just. /does/ that. i think he's just been around chayanne and tallulah for so long that he's in perma dad voice and has just started doing it unintentionally

[eldestdaughterbryanrust]

What if I told you that this Pookie Pie Angel Face was an absolute menace tonight and got couple penalties and a 10-minute misconduct for going “too far” with his yapping at the refs?

[v41entine]

Hi besties I hope everyone reading this has a chill weekend ❣️❣️❣️

[sashimoii]

I hope you all know that everyday I hold myself back from posting my fallout 4

“General Ophelias Commonwealth sanitation manifesto” or whatever the fuck I’ve called it

Unfortunate slogan “a healthy society is one that shits soundly”

Because I hate how much I’ve thought about it like somewhere I have like proper waste disposal trade routes and recycling points and it makes me feel proper queasy but in a real situation sanitisation and health is so fundamental to rebuilding and it’s a weird niche but it’s my weird niche and then it became like really central to her plot and now every settlement has collection dates and it’s spiralled into this big thing.

Diamond city already has a way around this at least in my hc but other cities like good neighbour just dump it outside the walls and while it may help provide a bit of a barrier there bathroom situation with that little pulley cabin is absolutely appalling to me. Team proper potties.

The mechanists lair ends up becoming like a big recycling facility and then it’s shipped to starlight city the big industry place and trade hub. You all get your team trees and I get this.

Again apologies I won’t probably expand on it anymore here but I just needed to inform someone of its existence like the time I got really obsessed with the idea of commonwealth farming.

As aptly put by my friend very fandom needs a sewage system.

[system-of-a-feather]

New syscourse topic cause the current ones suck

If a system takes a shit, can we consider that shit a split part? If so, if someone were to EAT that piece of shit, would they then be taking that split part into their system? In that case, is system hopping technically real? I would think so.

Discuss. (All sides of syscourse welcome and all perspectives welcome)

[familiasworn]

Haha yay I have a muse that I definitely could see actively swearing in canon. ;u;<3

[liu-yu-xin]

Unhand my wife right now jackson wang i am so serious🧍

[kindfruit]

Just said out loud to myself “ok we should go take our meds!” Girl who is WE…

[randomnumbers751650]

(AU in which Mona was more of a traditional witch)

Mona: Scara, would you love me if I was a worm?

Scaramouche: Or course not, hahaha.

Mona, waving her hand, turning Scara into a worm: Would you love me if you were a worm?

Scaraworm: Mona, that's not funny, turn me back!

Mona: What's the magic word?

Scaraworm: You bitch!

Mona: That's not the magic word.

Scaraworm: Please?

Mona: Can you put some flair?

Scaraworm: Well...could you please, my dearest wife? Whom I cannot think of a lifetime without? Whom I will treasure until my body rots away?

Mona: Aww, that's so sweet! But... I used a bit too much energy to do this trick, so I need to recharge.

Scaraworm: Could you at least put me in a nutrient-rich soil until then?

[cure-whimsy]

one of my favourite things of all time is when characters in cartoons and kids shows swear and there's some naturally occurring noise or whatever to sensor it