#bathroom talk

[system-of-a-feather]

New syscourse topic cause the current ones suck

If a system takes a shit, can we consider that shit a split part? If so, if someone were to EAT that piece of shit, would they then be taking that split part into their system? In that case, is system hopping technically real? I would think so.

Discuss. (All sides of syscourse welcome and all perspectives welcome)

[lostsoilose]

Okay, everybody talks about the constipation that comes from high restricting and fasting. And that's fair it's rough

But I don't see anyone talked about the opposite. When you're first starting up restricting again after a period of not and you're having to go to the bathroom all the time because your body is processing through what you've already given it so much faster because you've finally stopped giving it new food and so it's just starting to tear through what you already gave it in those last few moments of weakness.

And how even though it's inconvenient to have to go to the bathroom so often, there's this wonderful feeling that comes with getting so much awful crap out of your body so quickly.

It makes me want to try adding in laxatives so bad, but I don't have a way to get them into the house without making everyone I love with incredibly suspicious :/

[despairmakoto]

byakuya togami DOES NOT FART

byakuya togami does not POOP

byakuya togami does not even PEE a little

he only goes to the Restroom to fix his eyeliner

UNDERSTAND?

[gillespiejr]

i don't want to reply directly to this bc its part of a different conversation but i've talked about my feelings on mixed bathrooms before and i want to address this specifically.

this is a really weak talking point. men actually do spend thousands of dollars, for example to go through years of school, and become gynecologists or nurses or doctors to get close to women in vulnerable positions so they can take advantage of them (larry nassar). and because of this, i do ultimately agree that a sign will not stop a man who is dead set on sexually assaulting a woman in a bathroom, but i'm not confident that it wouldn't deter some would-be harassers; regardless, it's not a good argument as to why we should just do away with a layer of protection, imperfect and fallible though it may be.

side note: the comment about a high risk place that "smells like butts"- did we forget that sexual assault of female servicemembers, even on duty, is unfortunately not abnormal? and that rapists often also mutilate and destroy the victim's body? so i don't think the cleanliness of the scene of the crime is really playing a role here. this is a childish perspective in my opinion. ironically, it reminds me of people who are against gun control, saying, "well, shootings will happen anyways! laws don't stop criminals!". It is absolutely true that some evildoers will slip through the cracks. that doesn't invalidate efforts to prevent crime from happening, though.

[towelthoughtsofficial]

Oi! Me too!

Monday the 13th sounds worse than Friday the 13th

[allp8d]

My brother was telling me that my hair was trying to get away from my face, and I told him it was fluffy, so he went on about Einstein's hair being fluffy from solving E=Mc square, I told him "No, he was scared white." I don't know what he was thinking about (probably something resist) but I was thinking about cartoons.

[rawstrap]

I've seen people say terf rhetoric is any hatred of men and I've seen people say terf rhetoric is anything transphobic said by anyone. the refusal to actually engage with the reality that terfism is primarily focused on oppressing trans women is in itself a form of transmisogyny. yes they hate all trans people, but it is quite easy to see who they primarily target with their words, actions and policies, you just don't want to care about trans women. claiming someone is a man hater doesn't mean you get to call them a terf or a radfem, thats an obvious, willfull dilution and denial of what terfs are.

[idkanamewtf]

life is a party and i'm the piñata (i'm watching a movie and i need to pee but i don't want to get up to go to the bathroom)

[jadewritesficshere]

Steddie soulmate AU where Eddie is a famous musician, everyone assumes he doesn't have a soulmate. Eddie was just smart and doesn't confirm, doesn't want to go through rabid fans who claim to be his soulmate. He's had too many show up wearing his initials they tattooed on themselves even before he was asked about soulmates in an interview.

Enter Steve Harrington who works as a nurse. Just casually on his third nightshift in a row in the ER. Sipping some coffee trying not to fall asleep when they get the call about some confidential patient coming in.

Eddie comes in for some injury. Steve has 0 clue who he is, just says "You look familiar, did we go to school together?" And Eddie practically falls off the stretcher at Steve's feet. Goes all googoo eyes at him. Steve being mildly concerned because Eddie's heart rate keeps skyrocketing (its because Steve is touching him).

One of the other nurses can't help but try and get the gossip from Steve, who is very much confused as to why she cares about this random patient. She tells Steve who Eddie is, and he's just like ???? Okay???

Steve doesn't admit it but the picture she shows is HOT. It's Eddie, flipping off the camera, tongue out. He's covered in tattoos, including the word 'sorry' written in a weird script on his middle finger. He's shirtless and his pants are so low that Steve can see the dip of his hips creating a v and-

Steve has to walk into the supply room to get himself under control. Pretends it doesn't mean anything and goes back to his job as his heart thuds rapidly in his chest.

Eddie tries not to pass out when they draw his blood, Steve holds his hand. It feels right. Eddie can't help wanting to ask," Hey, do you have a soulmate?" But he hates being asked that question, so he won't.

Until Steve bends over, his scrub top lifting up slightly. Eddie can't help glancing at his ass, but then he can't breathe. Because on his lower back is the initials EJM.

"Steve G. H?" Eddie asks as his voice goes up an octave. Steve turns, bewildered ," How did you-?" "Edward James Munson." Eddie whispers.

Oh

[chekovsphaser]

I'm hungry but I've also been shitting my guts out so I don't want to eat anything because it's finally stopped and i don't want to risk aggravating it again

[0fps]

"If you would've just agreed to my terms, we could've avoided all of this nonsense!" "I agree to your terms." "But you're just so obsessed with… Hang on. What did you say?"

bonus:

[thedreadvampy]

Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

[just-broken-thoughts]

Why do they always say: "I was reading the text on your top," or "oh, I was just daydreaming," while they actually mean: "I was staring at your boobs because they're spectacular."

Men always look at a woman’s heart first, it’s not our fault her boobs are in the way

[allp8d]

You ever do something so dumb you just laugh till you can't breathe.

Well, I was in my mom's bathroom blushing my teeth and I dropped some toothpaste on the floor and there was a butter knife by it. So, I thought I could get it off the floor with the knife. Well, after doing it and failing I realized I just buttered the floor with toothpaste and I just started bursting out laughing.

[fantasma-espacial]

Have you ever gone to the toilet and being like: Huh... So that was that little pain i felt two minutes this morning in my stomach.

Because i did