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I love how we've all decided that Hiei's basically a hungry stray cat that Shiori feeds.
breakfast
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...Would now be a bad time to mention that Krauss and Akio share a voice actor?
OH MY GOD NATSUHI. I MEAN. I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED THIS. BUT GOD. OH GOD.
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
hey krauss. did you know your wife was unwilling. is your "keeping her safe by being distant" routine born out of guilt? for stealing her life from her? did you hang your head as your father sent you a virgin bride and did nothing but put on a few protests before taking her in her wedding bed? did you rape her you son of a bitch?
did you think her frigid? her endless migraines simple excuses? tell me tell me tell me
or should I give you some semblance of respect? maybe you waited at least 6 months before pressing your wife for sex, for an heir? or did her trembling hands as she took off her clothes meant nothing when a whisper of a yes told you that was consent enough?
im gonna fucking kill your ass and tear off your cock catboyman
it's gonna be a messy gorey break
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...So all the BGs and CG’s in the original PC version of Umineko are photos run through a filter, right?
That means this:
...is a photo of an actual plushie.
THE REAL SAKUTAROU IS OUT THERE, GUYS.
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Headcanon:
While pregnant, Shiori had cravings for deep-fried tofu and adzuki beans. She and her husband joked that it seemed less like she was pregnant and more like she had a fox possessing her.
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UMINEKO IS A THAUMATROPE
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thaumatrope
#Or rather#the philosophy of Umineko can be likened to a Thaumatrope#Like... Say you have a disc. If you look at it from one side#you see an empty cage. If you look at it from the other side#you see a bird flying free#Spin it#and you see a bird in a cage. Have you trapped the bird? If you stop spinning#will the bird be free again? One could argue the bird was never in the cage at all#it's just an optical illusion. The cage is always empty#and the bird is always flying free.#And what about if the disc is made of glass? Then#no matter how you look at it#both the bird and the cage are always visible. Is the bird now trapped forever? Or do we just see it that way?#Does the status of the bird as 'trapped' or 'free' depend entirely on#the properties of the material on which they are painted?#Or which sides we can see at that moment?#And if the bird IS in the cage#why do we immediately assume the bird is 'trapped'?#Pretty much all pet birds have cages#Maybe the cage mentioned is a nice#big one with lots of space and toys#maybe the bird is a small domestic canary#Maybe it's just 'home'#instead of 'trapped'#Of course#one could also say that there is no 'bird' or 'cage' at all. Just a disc with two pictures on it that we're projecting onto WAY too much...#iunno i just had a shower-epiphany and felt like sharing
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I kept going long enough to learn that Baby Fakir is listening for Mytho’s heartbeat, but it looks like he’s hugging him protectively and defiantly insisting he’s going to Knight the shit out of absolutely everything, and I can’t lie, the reality in the face of this was a little disappointing.
(I’m completely unspoiled for Princess Tutu and watching it for the first time. Please don’t confirm or deny anything in this post, give me hints or cautions or suggestions about future episodes, or try to explain anything going on. That includes if I should’ve been able to figure it out from previous episodes, or if it’s cultural, or if there’s no answer at all. Spoiling the experience only ruins things for everyone!)
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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The Medicine Seller by the end of 'Bakeneko'
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you-" *Points at Kayo* "-you're cool."
"...and fuck you I'm out!"
Okay but, I watched the Ayakashi Bakeneko arc again with a friend, joking that "haha, it's Medicine Seller's first day at a new job so he's different from the Mononoke series". And when we get to the point where the Bakeneko shows its Reason this is how he looks at it all
All of his joy and optimism, gone. He was actually lighthearted before shit hit the fan, flirting with Kayo and teasing Odajima. But now it's like this enlightened creature realizes for the first time what atrocities humans are actually capable of. It's just disgust and disappointment. No wonder he's so different in the Mononoke series, because now he has expectations for what his job is gonna be like
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There's a sequel/spinoff series to this arc - 'Mononoke'. You'd probably like it!
The end! Did we enjoy this story? I thought it was a lot of fun, and I thank @miscanthus-roots for showing it to me. If you liked it, please consider saying so! I would love to hear and I know she would too.
Next month, I think we'll be continuing on with Mushishi!
I have asks tomorrow, but also a busy day so I crave your indulgence.
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Amateur shit.
Ever been so starved for content you're reduced to MEDIAMINER?
me, staring down ao3: ok i’m desperate for fic about this pairing but like… how desperate
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Fun Fact about Umineko & Princess Tutu:
Same voice actor!
Flirting vs Harassment

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Genderbent Princess Tutu... Prince Maillot
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Charon: "...Son, did you use your Magic Story Powers to turn your pet duck into a human so you could FUCK HER?!"
Fakir: "...If I say 'technically yes', how will that affect your view of me?"
If fakir succeeds in turning duck human what the FUCK does that look like from charon’s perspective like.
Your son brings home a fully naked woman who’s now dripping pond water all over your floor. She has no home no family no possessions she doesn’t even own CLOTHES. You swear you’ve never met this woman before but something about her is vaguely familiar? Your son is talking to her like he’s known her all his life. Cherry on the fucking cake she has the same name as your son’s duck that he adores. You’re never going to see that goddamn duck again.
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Everyone visiting the Welcome Home website after the update:
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Tutu giving Mytho back the Heart Shards like:
#princess tutu#Mytho#princess tutu ahiru#princess tutu mytho#I know it's because it'd be a downer if she gave him all the positive emotions first and then kept making him progressively less happy#but it's still funny to have this ballet-themed magical girl pirouetting over to this boy and being like 'Here!#Have some * ~ d e p r e s s i o n ~ *"
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