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finally giving fem danyal her own au and fulfilling my 'danny is an animal whisperer' agenda at the same time: mother of monsters danyal 2.0
i say "2.0" because TECHNICALLY 'mother of monsters danyal' is an au I made back in June for Dark fem!Danyal (who I promptly named Layal). However, I haven't posted much for her yet, and I like the "mother of monsters" premise too much to leave it only to Layal. Plus Danyal in that au was going to become the mother of monsters anyway, just with significantly less world domination and mass extinction.
'Animal whisperer' Danny has been something I've been thinking about since my latest DP 'wolfpack au' post and it's! So fun to think about, and who no better to assign the idea to than Danyal Al Ghul? Who comes from a family infamously known for their love of animals and nature?
Fem Danyal is just purely self-indulgent. *gestures wildly at her* i just lomvb,,, her,,,, I've only really mentioned her in context of the 'Things in Threes' au/my first Danyal al Ghul au with the facial scar, but she's!!! I love her. She deserves her own au <33
So kill three birds with one stone! Make a post about it.
Anyways, Danny has a large lair. Similar to cult leader danyal, her lair is a giant mountain region resembling nanda parbat with a big temple/palace-like area built into the mountain. It's large, it's overflowing with natural flora, with its own mini-floating islands hovering over some areas, and it's also completely empty.
Danny takes one look at her lair upon first meeting, -- noting that it looked relatively smaller from the outside -- and promptly, with the elegance of an Al Ghul, goes "What the hell??" Because yes, while she does enjoy her own solitude and privacy, this is a bit ridiculous.
For heaven's sake, there's even a massive lake in there! What's she going to do with all this space? Can she make it any smaller? Why is it so big in the first place? This looks borderline like one of the mega-islands!
She finds out later that apparently, the amount of ectoplasm a ghost has can have an effect on the size of their lair. And since she has such a large core, her lair reflects that. Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff, it's bigger on the inside so it doesn't take up "too much space" on the outside. Don't worry about it too much.
Danyal isn't totally opposed to having such a large lair, she's just... a bit baffled by it. It feels like so much wasted space is all. All this flora and no fauna to enjoy it with. It's practically eerie.
She decorates her temple-palace area, transforming rooms to match her needs as she sees fit. In the center of the inner gardens is a massive tree that she likes to climb, with twisting, winding branches. Sam and Tucker have honorary rooms, even if they can't safely leave the specter speeder for long periods of time, even with proper safety equipment. So does Jazz. Ali (Dani) has one too, but he can actually use that one, and Danny brought him to her lair so he could decorate it himself.
She has a personal garden, but for the most part she lets the flora exist as it is. Too much space to cultivate it en masse anyways.
Skip to a few weeks later, on her next visit to Clockwork. She developed a habit of going to see him semi-regularly just because. She enjoys his wisdom, and he has a lot of stories to tell, and when he's not being the cryptic and esoteric timekeeper, he's a bit goofy.
(pushing my dadwork agenda here,,, i think Danny deserves to go 'hey, Lord Clockwork, do you want me to buy you something' while she's at walmart, only to receive a singular glowing sticky note that says 'cucumber gatorade'.)
(She insists on referring to him with his proper titles even for the most mundane of things because it's proper, but Clockwork sees a future where she eventually calls him "Cee" and by all things in existence is he determined to get there. Anyways,,,)
On her next visit to Clockwork, just as she is about to leave, Clockwork stops her and goes; "Ah, I have something for you. Hold out your hands."
Danny does as such, and Clockwork doesn't give out things often, so her curiosity has spiked to the highest levels. He turns away from her for a moment, using his staff to summon whatever it is he needs, and when he turns around.
He drops a fish into her hands. Granted, a fish in a small glass tank. But a fish nonetheless. A small one, roughly about the size of her finger, with a blue-black, eel-shaped body and four sets of glowing eyes. She can see thin, almost translucent, but spiny fins down its back and the start of bioluminescent markings. It's swimming around in circles in its small container.
"Lord Clockwork." Danyal says all too calmly.
"Yes, Danyal?"
"What is this?"
"That is an adolescent leviathan, Danyal." She’s transfixed onto the tank, but she doesn’t need to see Clockwork’s face to hear the smile he’s stifling.
The myriad of emotions that runs through her all at once threatens to overwhelm her, and she can’t tell if the feelings are negative or positive. So she carefully closes her eyes to breathe in through her nose.
“Clockwork.”
“Ah, I see you’ve dropped formalities.”
She ignores that.
“Why have you given me an adolescent leviathan?”
She's expecting the trickster to look amused when she opens her eyes. Instead, he just looks endeared. "I know you're fond of animals," he says, "and you always look amazed when you come across an animal of the realms. So I thought you might enjoy taking care of the young beast, it's mother is dead so it has no one to care for it."
Oh.
"But, if you don't like it," Clockwork's hands reach out for the tank, "I can simply take it back--"
Danyal shifts the tank out from his reach and hugs it possessively. "I never said that. How do I care for it?"
And so clockwork gives her a list, and when Danyal returns to her lair, she sets up a large tank in her room for the leviathan to swim in -- it's much too small for the lake right now, she thinks. She'll feel better if it's somewhere she can find it. She names him Suhā.
Suhā grows quickly, and by the end of the mortal month she transforms one of the rooms into a large pond for him to swim around in. He's a very loyal beast, recognizing her as it's mother of some kind. Danyal takes great care ensuring that her beastie gets quality care, and Suhā swims to the surface to see her when he senses her in the room.
It spirals from there. Somehow, Pandora catches wind that Clockwork gave her a leviathan, and so the next time Danyal visits the Greater Athens, she gives her a baby chimera. It's eyes are still sealed shut, Danyal can't bring herself to say no. She names the little beastie Firas.
Frostbite hears about it too, and not to be outdone, gives her an animal she's never even heard of. Infinite-realms born, apparently. A fox-like creature with two small horns like an impala, four eyes, and tall legs. The name isn't something she's quite sure how to write down, and she's positive that her friends won't be able to comprehend it. She names her Eira.
Getting the three of them used to each other was... interesting. Suhā tried to eat Firas when Danyal first introduced the two, and they've hated each other ever since. Firas and Eira are seemingly getting along. Her island already feels full enough with the three of them on it.
Of course, that's not the end of it. With her luck, she begins stumbling across other monsters. Realms-borne or otherwise. An injured hydra in the Grecian islands that, through lots of trial and error, Danyal is able to rehabilitate and heal. It routinely comes to visit her afterwards.
A griffin with a broken wing that she moves permanently to the island that likes to keep to itself, but tends to come down when she's near. It gets along best with Firas.
A panther-like monster from the Shades Woods that had six legs and three tails, with ends that reminded her of a venus flytrap. It stuck around the heavy foliage and she can only make out where it was when she saw its golden eyes reflect.
She befriends a young indrik with its leg injured, and much like the hydra it follows her back to her island, and stays there in the mountains. It comes out when she's alone, much like her other beasts.
She receives two more leviathan -- one from clockwork, and one she finds herself while exploring the deeper and darker recesses of the Ghost Zone. It was huddled against the carcass of its mother, and she managed to befriend and get close enough to it to bring it back to her island. Suhā is fully grown by then, with a head bigger than Danyal herself and he still likes to stick her head out of the water for nuzzles when she's near.
He's not very happy with his new siblings, but he's not trying to eat them when she's not looking. So she calls it a win in her book.
And it's not just large beasts either; smaller animals begin popping up when she's not looking. Bird-like creatures and small mammals, and she swears she saw a doe (or something resembling a doe) grazing in the forest while she was walking by.
She takes back with her a lone snake egg once, and it grows so big it wraps around her island and sleeps with its massive head on the mountain beside the temple, like some smaller breed of Jörmungandr.
And on and on it goes. Some of the beasts she comes across never step foot onto her island, some of them follow her back, while others she has to carry back. Not all of the ones that follow her stay, and Danny rehabilitates the injured and releases them when they're fully healed.
It's hectic, and busy, and frankly she loves it. Some of her rehabilitated beasts return to visit her, or to have their children somewhere on the island, or whatever it is they need to do.
She becomes a bit infamous for it. She goes to visit Dorathea once, and as she's walking through the streets she can hear some of the denizens whispering while she walks past.
"Is that her?"
"Her highness' friend? Yes--"
"--that's the one--"
"--Mother of monsters--"
Danny's not sure how to feel about that.
Although, she can't say she's opposed.
Danyal Al Ghul, Mother of monsters, raiser of beasts. It has a nice ring to it.
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc prompt#fem danny fenton#fem danyal al ghul#mother of monsters danny#if anyone wants to hear about Layal specifically I'd be HAPPY to tell you about her. she's inspired by the song 'scylla' from epic#you can't leave me with dark danny for too long i give him depth if i do. anyways i gave layal mommy issues. she has a complicated view on#danyal and both loves and hates her in equal measure. she killed her out of mercy. she's her mother her sister her other half.#she despises her. she misses her. she'll never see her again. she sees her every time she looks in the mirror. she's 24. she's 10 years old#can you tell that i made layal during a time where i was thinking about the 'dan is danny's kid' dpdc trope bc that's exactly what happened#*holds dad!clockwork up like potato.* 'i just think he's neat :)'#i am incapable of making things only cracky. i must make it meaningful in some way or another.#MMMM i have to cut it off here before it gets too looooNNGGG.#if this flops i'll be sad :((#i just think the idea that danyal has her own little world on her island is neat. she's got dragons and wyrms and serpents and giant wolves#and griffins and one time there's a sphinx although she doesn't stay permanently. Danyal has a blast answering her riddles though.#that panther is based off the dnd displacer beast. there's little salamanders and gazelles with three eyes. there's more sea monsters than#just suhā and the other two leviathans but i couldnt think of any. im obsessed with the sea serpents if you havent notice LMFAO.#there's pegasi and a manticore and a ton of infinite realms monsters that are just an assortment of animals slapped together#the shades woods are a mega-island idea that i had. they're where a bunch of the “shades ghosts” are from. Its this large forest area with#megaflora trees similar to the redwood forest with canopies so thick and wide that no light can reach the bottom. so all of the native faun#living there have adapted to live in the shadows. there are a few villages that live in tall tree houses like the ewok villages that outsid#ghosts can go visit. the panther that's from there is very fond of danyal honestly. anyways yEAH ANIMAL WHISPERER DANNY.#her beasties are all animals up until she's like. 19. where she promptly steals an infant minotaur from a Legends Islands near Pandora#he wasn't being treated well okay!!! she couldn't stand by and watch. his name is asterion. he's a year old. and she'll kill for him.#i dont have enough tags to talk about Damian or her family >:T. just know that i am leaning into her assassin bg as usual :)
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JOHN I SEE WAHT YOU DID THERE. I HEARD YOU. I HEARD THAT TONE IN YOUR VOICE WHEN YOU SAID "Oh, Oscar," AS IF YOU WERE TALKING TO ARTHUR I SEE YOU JOHN
Note:: 2:41 Part 37 im not okay
#listen man i just want to ship the three of them is that so hard#I agree with @potato-lord-but-not on this one#i just want arthur to confess to oscar about the john#i just want a happily ever after just give that to me damnit#malevolent#john malevolent#john doe malevolent#arthur lester malevolent#arthur malevolent#malevolent arthur#malevolent john#malevolent john doe#malevolent pod#malevolent podcast#oscar malevolent#arthur lester#oscar x arthur x john#john x arthur x oscar#arthur x john x oscar#don't know the most common order those three are tagged in but. aaaaaaaaaa.#anyways i'm not okay about this fandom one bit.
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I don't care how many times I talk about it, but I love how willing jews are to help. I was called to read a part of the readings from this week (there was no minyan so the scroll wasn't taken out 😭) and my tanakh is totally different from what the other members use, so I was totally lost. One of the ladies walked across the room where I was in the men's section to try and help me, and then the rabbi gave me his and sat next to me so I could read. Like it was a team effort to get me to be able to read, and it was... almost an instinctual thing - it happened so quickly that I was helped.
I want to be like that. I felt so afraid when I was called to read because of how lost I was, but... there was nothing to have been scared of.
#jumblr#jewish conversion#jew by choice#shul shenanigans#personal thoughts tag#i love these people#these are my people 🩵🩵#i can't WAIT for the seder <3#unfortunately i am so ill-prepared for pesach that i don't think it'd be wise to just... essentially not eat much at all this week#i have so many potatoes though#don't get me wrong i'm going to make a conceited effort. i'm not going 'welp time for a cheeseburger 🤪' lol#sad that the scroll wasn't taken out though because i love that part </3#one day there will be a minyan at shul. give it a year. or so.
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fun fact: i eat potatoes raw, since childhood. one day i will die, it will be the potatoes
#the crunchyness the starchyness the juiciness mmmmmmmm shits good but those proteinase inbihitors wiiishh they could stop me#this is what you get when you give your child small bits of raw potato as a parent#i also like raw eggs they so silly#BUT FUCK MUSHROOMS ESP THE PRESERVED ONES THAT ARE GOOPY IM GONNA THROW UP MY SOUL IF I TRY TO EAT THEM#hi guys if you read this far just know this is another level of proccrastination i call: id rather overshare on the internet than do a task#but yeah i looove raw potatoes they crispy crunchy and yummy in my tummy
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Could you uhm uh draw Murderswap👉🏼👈🏼
They've been on my mine's a lot recently (even though I've shipped them since 2018/19) but uhh, please?:3
I just need more content of them
Aah, hello! I hope you'll forgive how long it's been since you requested this, but I finally got around to it! :D
I love these dudes so so much! I don't ship them as often anymore but they were one of my faves a few years back and I had SUCH a good time having a reason to doodle them! <3
#utmv#utmv sans#ship art#sanscest#sansshipping#(<- for anyone w/ the tags blocked)#dust sans#murder sans#swap sans#I love these guys lmao#Dust is giving Minimal PDA unless they're alone (hense the pinkie-promise style hand hold)#but Swap just kinda picks him up like a sack of potatoes anytime he wants and Dust gets great sleep like that too#I think my posing could be a lil less stiff for these posts but uhhhh#that's smth to come with practice#(99% of my ship art always feels so Kiddish but also the aroace state bonks me and this is my favorite romance style :] )#murderswap#my art#spot!drawn
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Kylian + stealing Achraf’s food
#got my hands on hq version!#<3 thank you adrienne#also look at this its so funny#ky noticing the noodles on his plate#and then stealing it#and then stealing the potatoes (?) or whatever that is#plsasjdjasda#and he even gives achraf a look beforehand#meanwhile achraf just tryna EAT#these two will be the death of me#kylian mbappe#achraf hakimi#kykimi#psg#paris saint germain#footballandshit#anchyxsblog#had to tag my fave kykimi fans :')#mine*#gifs*
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trying to find the metaphysical vegetable that may bring me less despair
#timothy's txts.#the food that is in my house is not nothing more than unfilling waste rn and it’s all i’ve eaten for ages#and i want something warm and homemade and filling#but i can’t go get anything because i don’t think this counts as essential during the strike#and everything is so heavy i wish i could be hugged by my mom#or eat her white chili or stromboli or my grandmother’s funeral potatoes#and it’s so hard to be hopeful when the bad thing you dread is actually happening#not pessimism not cynicism it’s just. reality.#but the past few days have felt like hell in my brain like i’m looking through the warping rubber wall of a fucking balloon#maybe it’s the preemptive grief#or maybe my body is finally giving in to the slick oil spill brain fog syrup that’s been swallowing me for the past three years#who can say !
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My dyslexia in a nutshell
Thanks @gimmick-thief for accidentally inspiring this meme when I was looking up your username and couldn’t find it because I was misspelling it
#*very long tired sigh*#piercing looks correct the other way and it makes me mad#this is a daily occurrence#can I pass it on like potato#anyone want the dyslexic???#come and get it#tastes like chimkin soup#if I sneeze u get it#doesn’t have to be on you#just near you#100% infectious#I give like cat gives dead mice to you#it’s present#happy birmkday#the start of the joke was about Dyslexia#the end of it was ADHD#my life is in constant chaos
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#every so often someone gives me mashed potatoes that are clearly just potatoes that have been mashed maybe with salt and pepper#and i have to wonder like. how many people know that you can do this#how many people are living a life without cheesy mashed potatoes.........
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how do you guys think this scene from chapter 274 will look like 👁️👁️
#orv#joongdok#no srsly pls give me your opinions and insight#cuz ik im delusional from time to time but i have limits too#but also just HOW did yjh grab him that he would need to drop him down to pull out his sword kdj cant possibly weigh that much to him#bridal carry?? by the waist???? holding him up like a sack of potatoes?? or by the collar like their first meeting?????#HOW DID HE GRAB U KDJ WHY U NEVER DESCRIBE SHIT PROPERLY#goddamn if this was abt his looks you'd throw dozen paragraphs at us
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I offer peace and facts.
✨ wips ✨
#peace and facts?#naur give me chaos and delusion ⚔️#king of Wessex#✨princess✨ of Wessex#ok emotional beats wise marsh arc is my fave arc#but aesthetics wise??#this is the outfit I’m sorry 😩✨🙏#crown ✔️ leather ✔️ chainmail ✔️#ok ik the chainmail was not featured in this pic lol#but I have my eyes on it 👀#also shared some WIPs cuz I like looking back at my process :3#when I don't share my WIPs just assume they look like mash potato lol :'D#tlk alfred#alfred the great#king alfred#tlk fanart#the last kingdom#tlk#my art
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I got to talk to a coworker today about malevolent for like 2 hours?! I could not stop yapping about it
#shes only on episode 14 and had to hold my tongue about a lot of it#then she was asking me about s scene from coda and i had to be like oh thats way ahead of youre at dont worry about it#also my order from potato lord got shipped?!#i also got to show her my john doe cosplay from a con over the summer#shes was like oh do they separate?#i was like no they dont or havent?#just something to cosplay#god it was a good fuckin day at work#malevolent#calli talks#op#we also talked about#spn#and im trying to convince her to give tma another go#like pls its such a good story and the statements connect i promise
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oo nice it finally let me upload <3
per usual extras under cut
unedited gif!
would’ve included the individual frames but i forgot to export those and my ipad is at home🎉
song!!
#im so sorry if its obvious the lyrics are off the audio track was giving me hell#also fun fact lyrics are from the video on yourube#sodaramblestoomuch#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd nikolai#bsd fanart#potato what have you done to me#anyways angst is really fun#even though this isn’t really angst i just thought it’d be fun to animate and loop him to this song#Spotify
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Young/human/pre-horrors testament seems to be pretty common in doujinshi btw.
Sometimes mid-horrors too. Yaaaaaaaaay
#baby testaments with the stupid sephiroth bangs are the funniest thing ever.#theres only 1 remotely official human testament image from a fucking 4koma its so fucked up. thanks doujinka for picking up the slack#beating my guilt for essentially posting uncredited art with a big hammer btw. like… its doujinshi… people just do this… but guh#whateverrr… if you want to know an artist you can ask me i can probably give you a name or username or website or something…#grr.#2 of these images arent scans i cant be assed rn. but i will scan potatoment. the kat lesbiangiratina promise#the kat goes meow#gg#testament tag
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was listening to your derek/titch playlist on spotify and the gasp i gusped when "akin ka na lang" came on... derek's anthem frfr
THIS!! AND TWO THINGS
1) THANKS FOR GIVING THE PLAYLIST A LISTEN, IT MEANS A LOT TO ME!!
AND 2) AKIN KA NALANG IS SO DEREK CODED I HAD TO PUT IT IN OR I WOULD HAVE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
#really just. thanks for giving the playlist a listen random person on the hellsite :D!!#and also thank you for giving me a new word that I'll shove into my ridiculous vocabulary#potato randomly talks#shoot from the hip#< kind of?
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I don't have enough room for this in oimw but it's important to me that you know that when Joyce finds out that Steve is a Grimm it's in the middle of a v stressful situation so in her head that becomes Part of the Problem and she's trying to figure everything out and rambling out loud to Hopper about how fucked they all are
and eventually it becomes how worried she is about steve not for steve but about steve because she's always seen him as this angry kid and now he's got this power and he doesn't even have his parents to keep him in check and maybe it would be better if they were here even though steve seems kinda afraid of that but maybe that would be a good thing in the long run...
and she doesn't mean anything by it. steve isn't a bad person. probably. he's just an angry kid. the kind she used to be afraid of jonathan becoming. the kind of kid lonnie was. the kind that she's sure she has no ability to handle.
and hopper just kinda looks up from his cup of customary "we're all so fucked" tea and is just like hey. don't talk about my kid like that.
and joyce blinks and well. hop was kind of an angry kid too wasn't he. and moves on to the next problem.
#shut up az#oimw#the 2nd thing about Steve and Joyce is that Steve has no interest in Joyce as a mother figure#she's like the step mom he didn't really bond with but he's happy that his dad and sister are happy#oimw steve's mom figure is robin's mom and older sister which again. I don't have time for.#he's super awkward with robins dad bc robin's dad is super paranoid about the grimm knowing about his black market organ trade thing#steve is just like unless you're killing the guy yourself I don't really give a fuck gerald. pass the potatoes.#also yeah I gave Robin siblings I think it's funnier if Robin and Steve are still Like That and she's not even an only child#she looked at her siblings and was like no I think there are better options for me out there#every day oimw walks further away from the light of canon
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