#posts with a target audience of Me

[bluesway]

gnfBirds

[caesarsaladinn]

thinking for some reason about the coolest person I've ever met, a carpet dealer from New Zealand who moved to Cappadocia to start her business. she was totally ordinary to look at but had this manner that immediately seemed to earn everyone's respect (certainly mine). she knew more about carpets, kilims, and their relatives than I will probably know about anything in my life, and loved to teach people about them in a way that was really infectious. essentially a scholar at the top of her field.

when I asked whether Iranian sanctions had affected her business she went "oh, god no, these are all smuggled. the smugglers used to carry them in oil trucks, and we would bid on them from fifty yards away because the smell was so bad. that's an old dealer's trick, too--brush some gasoline on the carpet to really make it shine. at this point I probably know every shady Kurdish guy from here to Afghanistan."

fucking awesome.

[clove-pinks]

(sees an Ioan Gruffudd as Hornblower gif set) If only this character was very arrogant and self-confident, and also fucked a lot, he would be Frank Mildmay! Gosh I love Frank Mildmay...

[emberphantom]

OH. HOLD ON A SECOND.

[multigenderswag]

Shoutout to bigender people who don't quite fit into either category of "male/female bigender" or "bigender with genders other than male/female." I don't know how much sense this makes, but I don't feel like bigender identities should have these either/or categories.

[the-halfling-prince]

Sometimes I wanna change my profile pic but then I remember I love how it looks when I reblog something from my art acc

I love sad boys with too many shirts and not enough parents and a best friendship that borders on codependency and a love for poetry

[impossiblegirl24601]

If mash characters were on taskmaster, Bj would cheat regularly and lie about it Dave Gorman style

[runespoor7]

does wei wuxian simultaneously kujen and jedao

[thedeafprophet]

I wanna put The Manager and Armand in a room together and see what happens

[napsaps-archive]

hey. don't cry. sapnap in mcc tomorrow. ok?

[strawhatboy]

this guy..... fully clothed...... and yet..... sluttier than ever

[niteview]

there's still five series left this season and technically anything could happen, we're not eliminated til we're eliminated, but im also tryin to be realistic...looking at who i should root for in the post season i fear it won't be us

[caesarsaladinn]

turns out that the famous Lonesome Larry, the only male salmon to make it to Redfish Lake in Idaho (so named because there used to be so many salmon the lake looked red) in 1992, had his nickname coined by the daughter of a guy I used to work with. and incidentally, when new neighbors moved in down the block in Virginia, they knew that exact lake and asked me unprompted about that exact coworker.

[bbboar]

Why are half the men in this year's season of aus survivor just monumental levels of arrogant and obnoxious

[sealtrick]

i have always considered ryan ross to be a sort of modern boy version of lady caroline lamb when you think about it

[muirneach]

joey woll and father mulcahy would have much to discuss