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4 in the morning (or as we call it "Poster's Noon") is usually when I decide it's a good idea to open the gently burning tire fire that is my Tumblr asks. It is the night that gives me the inspiration to reply and the fatigue that gives me the courage to hit "post".
#one of these days I will post too close to the sun#my wax smartphone will melt#and I will sleepily plunge into the sea#but not today
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Smartphone cameras are NOT getting worse. (See below for phone photography tips)
I've now seen 3 pro photographers reviewing the iPhone 16 and complaining the cameras are "worse" and blaming Apple for not including revolutionary new camera technology.
And I suppose this is partly Apple's fault. Their marketing and hype machine always goes overboard. But also, that's just how marketing works. Samsung has a "200 megapixel" sensor and Sony has a "Zeiss" lens. And I think it is unrealistic to expect smartphone companies to say "This product has entered the iterative phase and each new model will only be marginally improved over the last one."
Smartphones (from any brand) have become an appliance. You don't buy a new model of microwave every year. And you don't expect every new model of microwave to have new revolutionary technology. And that is pretty much the expectation you should have with most computer hardware from here on out.
And in some ways, that is a good thing. That means the design of the phone has pretty much been perfected and it will last you a long time if you take care of it. You will not be left behind and your phone will be able to handle any new software for most of its lifespan.
So, is Apple getting lazy or is there a reason their hardware is stagnating?
It seems that neither money nor marketing can change the laws of physics.
They cannot make transistors much smaller. Phones and computers are about as fast as current hardware designs can make them (unless there is a shocking scientific breakthrough). From here on out, heavy compute tasks that are beyond your phone or computer will be done in the cloud on giant computer clusters. Thankfully computers and phones seem to be plenty fast for the majority of tasks we ask of them.
I remember Katrina telling me her new computer didn't seem any faster. And I explained the computing tasks she does regularly were not really affected by the increased power and speed of her new computer. If something took 0.1 seconds before and now it takes 0.05 seconds, that is twice as fast. An increase in speed that looks fantastic in advertisements. But it is hard for our brains to perceive. She just didn't do anything on her computer that took it long enough for her to notice. But having a faster and more powerful computer/phone will increase its lifespan and resale value, so it is still prudent to get the best things you can afford at time of purchase.
And I'm afraid smartphone cameras are hitting their own hardware limitations. They can't make the sensors much larger to get better depth of field and low light performance. And cramming in more megapixels doesn't actually add much more detail, if any.
It's physics.
Again.
You cannot get any more performance out of a small plastic lens. Why do you think pro photographers haul around 10 pound lenses still?
There is a formula for detail that never seems to be explained in any camera marketing.
Here is the simplified version...
Detail = Sensor x Lens
Let's say 1 is perfection. You have a sensor that performs at 0.5 and a lens that performs at 0.2.
The total detail will be 0.1.
But in the new model you increase the performance of the sensor to 0.8. WOW! That's so close to 1!
The total detail will be... 0.16.
Now let's imagine we've discovered a magic, physics-defying tiny plastic lens that performs at 0.8 as well.
The total detail jumps to 0.64!
But we all get sucked into a wormhole because we violated the laws of the universe.
Even if you were to design a near perfect (perfect is impossible) sensor that scores 0.99.
Without that magic plastic lens... 0.198
This is why I put Samsung's "200 megapixel" sensors in quotes. Because when paired with the same tiny plastic lens, there isn't much improvement. And that's why a 12 megapixel DSLR from 10 years ago with a giant honking lens can still capture more detail.
Most of the quality from smartphone cameras comes from the computational software processing. Phones actually take many photos at once and combine them to get you a decent image.
While that is still improving a little bit each generation, those improvements are stagnating as well. Until image processing can do a better job of inventing more detail realistically, smartphones are going to have to obey the laws of physics.
So... why are photographers saying the iPhone cameras are worse?
First, the ultra wide angle lens looks softer in low light.
And if you zoom between 1x and 5x, the images look less detailed.
But neither of those things make the cameras *worse*. In fact, the cameras are better for the most part. It's just that Apple decided to compromise on one aspect to improve another. Probably due to market research telling them most people prioritize certain things over others when taking photos.
They increased the resolution of the ultra wide angle sensor to match the detail of the main sensor, but that seems to have lowered the low light performance of the ultra wide. So in good light, you will see an improvement in sharpness. But they could not increase the sensor size to compensate and smaller pixels can have trouble with dim conditions. They probably discovered that people mostly use that lens in good light and they would appreciate the bump in detail more.
But pro photographers often photograph in more challenging lighting conditions because you can capture a more artistic shot. I don't think I could have gotten this shot on a smartphone.
But photo normies are just taking pics of their kids doing weird kid shit.
They aren't really trying to push the limits of their ultra wide angle lenses.
And they increased the zoom of the telephoto lens to 5x from 3x because most people never used the 3x. So images at 5x look great now, but unfortunately if you use anything between 1x and 5x, your image will be *digitally* zoomed. Which is never as good as optical zoom. They basically crop the photo, zoom in, and add sharpening.
So they prioritized people having longer reach and more zoom at the expense of that middle zoom range. Every camera system makes tradeoffs and compromises.
And I hate that I always feel like I am defending Apple, because they do have misleading and dishonest marketing regarding a lot of aspects of their tech. But hating on Apple gets more clicks so content creators also make misleading and dishonest claims.
And so we are just surrounded in a circle of hyperbole from all sides.
Now, if you know these limitations, you can change your approach to photographing stuff to keep them from being an issue. You can reap the benefits without dealing with the new compromises.
Here are some tips to help owners of the new iPhone, but also everyone else too.
Smartphone Photography Tips
Whenever possible, try to use the main 1x camera at only 1x zoom. This has the largest sensor with the most detail and works best in the lowest light. Only use the ultra wide or telephoto if you cannot get the photo otherwise. If you aren't sure you have enough light for ultra wide, take the photo, and then as a safety, take two photos with the main camera side by side and stitch them later with a pano app.
"Zoom with your feet" and don't use "in-between" zooms. Let's say your lenses do 0.5x, 1x, and 5x zoom. Even though you have the option to use other zooms, like 2x or 3x, that is going to compromise your picture quality. It is essentially going to crop your photo and enlarge it, which causes a loss of detail. If fact, if you use 4.5x instead of 5x, your picture will probably look like trash. You are always going to get better results if you can move closer or step back so that you are using the native focal length of your chosen lens. For example, let's say you are taking a photo and you judge the best framing to be at 4x. But you still have 10 feet of space behind you. If you back up and then zoom in to 5x, the phone will switch to that lens and you will get a much clearer picture.
Rule of thumb...
1 to 3x... try to move closer.
4 to 5x... try to move back.
If you hit a wall and end up at 4.5x, you might see if you have a panorama mode and try that instead. Switch to your 5x and do the pano. Or you can take two photos and then stitch them together with software later on. (Stitching panos with an app later will give better quality than pano mode, especially in low light.)
Low light needs stability. Get some sort of stabilizing device for low light photos. Either a phone case that lets you stand up the phone on its own or a mini tripod.
This thing folds to the size of a credit card.
Your phone will detect when it is stable and not being handheld. It will then automatically extend its shutter speed allowing it to drink in more light and give you a better picture.
Tripods are photography magic and will improve your low light photos quite a bit. Motion blur of moving subjects can still be an issue, but photos of a cityscape or landscape will look great.
For selfies, shoot a little bit wide and then crop in. This goes a little contrary to my earlier advice saying cropping lowers detail, but this is specifically for shooting a face. The 0.5x and 1x lenses on smartphone cameras are fairly wide angle. This can cause unflattering proportions with human faces. Wide angle lenses exaggerate distance. Near things look very near and far things look very far. To a wide angle lens, the tip of your nose looks like it is super close but your ears seem like they are a mile away. And that's why you may look a bit "alien" in your selfies.
People's natural instinct is to "fill the frame" with a face. The outer edges of a wide angle lens are more distorted than the very center. So try to keep faces away from the edges of the frame.
And one other trick you can do for selfies and pictures of faces is step back a few feet. Sometimes this is hard, especially with selfies, as your arm is only so long... but if you can take your face photos from just a little bit farther back, you will almost entirely eliminate unflattering distortion. In some cases, just stretching out your arm as far as it will go is enough.
Then you just crop the image with the framing you originally wanted, and your facial proportions will look great.
An example...
Here the distortion is bad because I am not in the center and the lens is too close to my face. The lens thinks my nose is really close and my ears are in Canada.
But when the lens is farther back the edge distortion is less prevalent and my nose and ears (relative to the lens) seem roughly the same distance away. So my proportions look great, but I don't quite have the framing I want.
But with a little cropping...
For social media there is still plenty of resolution to crop in. Cropping isn't bad, it's just always better to use it as a last resort or in a special circumstance like this. I get roughly the same framing as in my wide angle shot, but I don't look like I'm behind a door's peephole trying to sell you the Good News.
I wish they made a "mini" selfie stick that only extended a foot or so. With the main camera that is usually all people need to undo any wide angle issues. I have one of those mini tripods and that works well, but there is no activation button so I have to do a timer. Mirrors work great to help you get some selfie distance.
In any case, all cameras have limitations and compromises. Clickbait titles saying something is WORSE THAN THE OLD ONE are frustrating and wrong.
And people upgrading phones every year are silly. All current name brand smartphones have promised at least 5 years of software updates. I think Google and Samsung are offering 7 years on some models. And Apple has always just let you use your phone until it literally will not work with new software. Which has worked out to 8 years in some cases (with a battery swap).
Phones are now appliances. For now, hardware will improve 10 to 15% from generation to generation until physics breaks. So if you want a 50% improvement, wait 5 years and you'll think your new phone is awesome. If you upgrade every year, it is going to be difficult to see the change.
I hope to be starting a little course on smartphone photography in the near future. All modern phones are capable of taking amazing pictures. And as long as you understand their limitations you can mitigate or avoid them. And that is what I plan to teach.
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Fourteen’s replacing the screen on Donna’s phone for like the fifth time right now. They’re the family’s own private iFix guy, and lord is he insufferable about it
#fourteenth doctor#Donna noble#doctor who#what’s fourteen up to#‘so how high did you drop it from THIS time?’#‘it FELL OFF MY DESK. you drop your phone out of a helicopter ONE TIME-’#‘you also dropped it off the third floor landing and off a stepladder. this is not a ‘one-time’ situation donna’#another example:#rose: ‘hey doctor my phone’s out of storage-’#[pointing the sonic at it without even looking up from their reading] ‘no its not’#like look#I know there’s a lot of support for Fourteen with an old phone#but I’m a fourteen with a smartphone truther and won’t be convinced otherwise#I make them super goofy and an alien dummy (affectionate) in most of these#but he’s also a zillion year old alien super genius#who’s clever on top of being smart (two very different things)#I should make a post about this instead of rambling in the tags#but who has the TIME
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Princess Bubblegum’s phone
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Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.
Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen
A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death
#hellsing#alucard#kouta hirano#translation was found in a comment by u/lazyfoxheart on r/Kurrent#fun fact this is the highest quality version of this image that exists online#i know because i've been looking forever for a version that's clear enough to actually read what hirano wrote under '1443'#but there weren't any so i had to take matters into my own hands#the real image on the back of the guidebook is only 2 inches tall so i had to take this with my smartphone and will my hands not to shake#anyway i'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Eğrigöz (the location vlad was imprisoned) so yeah. thank you hirano very cool#if i might rant for a sec it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out because i didn't have the guidebook at first#and in the images i could find online that part was just a blur that looked suspiciously like a person's signature and i was like. who tf#i was thinking matthias corvinus since he issued some political propaganda against vlad iirc but it didn't match his signature on wikipedia#then i thought it might be vlad II dracul's since he probably had to sign an agreement to send his sons over as hostages at some point#but that didnt seem right either so i kept skimming vlad's wiki page#and then i was like goddammit...hirano.....you just misspelled Eğrigöz didn't you.. ....#i maybe should've made a separate post dedicated to this instead of writing a novel in the tags but eh#the hellsing brainrot runs deep#also- i put it in the source link at the bottom of the post but the german inscription is copied off a real woodcut of vlad from 1491#except instead of depicting him as an adult hirano drew him as a child which gives the inscription a very different feel imo#the one final thing that interests me about this is the fact that hirano published this calendar in 2002#which is REALLY early in the series. like this was before volume 5 came out??#i have no idea why he decided to do a massive spoiler drop in a random piece of japan-only merch#sandwiched between a drawing of alucard as john travolta from saturday night fever and integra as a fish no less#it makes me really curious to know what the fan response to this was back then. like did people even know who this was#maybe im just an idiot and everyone back then was like 'ah yes its alucard as a 12 year old. how very informative'
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Was that video that made Luigi upset posted by his phone-savvy little cousin?
Nah, what was posted was on-the-ground footage, and their cousin was still inside the apartment at the time of Bowser's invasion.
Besides, she wouldn't do that to them. I think she has enough empathy and media literacy not to post a close family member's violent near-death experience online for a bunch of strangers to see. Her cousins' successes, on the other hand, are fair game.
#askbox#anon#hideaway comic#For all her attachment to her smartphone I don't think even she would start filming the beatdown as a first-instinct#the video was posted by some random uninvolved stranger
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Não ouse!🐸
#animal#animais#animals#biologia#biology#pets#sapos#frogs#anfibios#amphibia#celular#smartphone#funny#funny shit#funny stuff#funny post
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even more random youtube videos i enjoy
I promise this story about fonts is interesting
a goofy history of classic doctor who (1963-99)
Legends Summarized: Arthur's Knights
merlin being sassy for 15 minutes straight
The Curious Life of a Mars Rover | Nat Geo Live
The Experimental Phones of the 2000s…
the criminally underrated costume design of Jennifer's Body
8 Terrible Science Takes
Hands (2024) | A Student Short Film on Female Friendships (Shot on Sony FX6 & FX9)
Stanford Computer Scientist Answers Coding Questions From Twitter | Tech Support | WIRED
#youtube#recommendations#video recommendation#fonts#bbc merlin#doctor who#classic who#arthuriana#mars#mars rover#national geographic#tech#2000s#smartphones#phones#science#short film#friendship#scishow#hank green#coding#computer science#kaye recommends#kj post
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"Olleh? Olleh???"
(Asks are open!)
#pizza tower#fake peppino#lets goooooo#I say as I get ready for bed as it is 7am and I spent all night drawing this#so I will get to any asks when I wake up#also I know PT is supposed to be like in the 90s so it does not make sense for Fake to find a smartphone#but let's just go with it bc we are already here#okay have fun!!#story post
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One of the best decisions Marvel comics made was deciding that Magneto isn't good with electronics. It's so perfect. Every time I see a little reference to it in a run I'm like "oooh there it is!" And every time a comics writer forgets that I'm very disappointed.
#yes he's the master of magnetism no he can't use a smartphone without breaking it#i love him#he's so me#magneto posting
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My phone gallery sorts photos on its own based on what it thinks it is into groups [like maps, kitchen stuff, plants, toys etc.]
Its so far classified Jash as medical supplies as well as a plant
Like phone how tf is this a plant
#it also thinks darrell is a kitchen utensil#also it keeps calling art a map#like anything that's traditional art is 9 times outta 10 a map to it#my phone is very smart#rlly puts the smart in smartphone#chonny jash#moss post#i have to get art refs so it just grabs random stuff & is like “yea that's probably a tree or a flower or something”#sir that is a whole ass guy tf are you talking about
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As least not yet.
#sarcasm#sarcastic#humor#dark humor#memes#funny stuff#haha#lol#funny post#funny memes#wisdom#kindness#knowledge#meaning of life#purpose#consciousness#life tips#life lessons#life#lifestyle#life quotes#life series#technology#computing#computer#phone#smartphone#smart home devices#smart
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everybody's moral panicking about what The Apps are doing to The Children but nobody warned me what The Apps will do to the brains of kittens
#i cannot use my tablet anymore because the developing brains of these two babies got accidentally rewired#to obsess over my smartphone and tablet and now they calm down when given them like they are security blankets#and when not given them...they stomp on them until i change my mind#(it's even worse with my laptop. lol. one is a hacker even more talented than griffin was and she's still so little#the other isn't as interested in making things happen but he absolutely will not stop until he has pressed the power key#long enough that the computer turns off without saving anything i had open--and then he lays down on it calmly)#i typed this up weeks ago and then never posted it? i must have saved it to avoid kitten interference#(they're even more tech-talented now lol)#hurricane shay with one peach paw#bly the sweetest boy with the biggest ears#everything is better with kittens#life stuff
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#💙 sugar life posting 🌙#technology#techcore#phones#smartphones#gifsets#gifs#tech#stimming#stimmy#stim#stimblr#black#purple#yellow#pink#green#lights#cellphones
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My headcanon is that the only reason Master started calling Eun Gyeol and Eun Yoo on their cells instead of sticking with the payphone is that he’d tried literally every other method to get them to discover each other and they were both just too stupid to figure it out
#bless my beautiful deeply stupid babies#SQUID GAME!!!! she said squid game and he still didn’t catch on#the only way they’d EVER figure it out was by seeing each other’s smartphones#or yknow when eun yoo started singing BTS songs#(me wishing we’d gotten a scene where he discovered her through BTS and then marry my husband swooped in and said here you go queen <3)#elly's posts#twinkling watermelon#euneun#day 230925 of twinkling watermelon obsession
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scrolled thru some subreddit the other day that was like tumblr tech help and it was honestly so funny. like ive been here since 2009 ish ?? and this website is so bad. always has been. and to see these beginner users trying to navigate this website and understand how it works really put it into perspective honestly
#scrolling down it like#’youre shadowbanned. yeah it does that. hm yeah thats been a problem for ages#no we havent had that feature since 2015. youre shadowbanned. shadowbanned.#yeah that thing where it jumps you around the dash IS annoying. no fix tho#shadowbanned. shadowbanned. shadowbanned.#would you believe this website used to be even worse?#back when i got my first smartphone there was no tumblr app#at least not one that worked#and you couldnt post images if you wanted to make a post with one#so you had to email the image and the post youd like to make#to your special blog email#good times
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