#post that sounds weird out of context

[scarefox]

So basically all special alphas are autistic and / or have ADHD in a way hu?

(I welcome that headcanon about Babe (and Jeff) and extend it to the whole universe. Because I want to.)

[grimm-the-tiger]

Me: "I should go die in Eden today!"

Also me: *doesn't*

[invertedromance2]

all of you 2hut the fuck up and look at 2la2hr

^ my MUTE CHILD who i found and decided to TAKE IN becau2e they needed HELP and WOULDNT HAVE 2URVIVED ON THEIR OWN becau2e i WANTED TO HELP and not becau2e i expect him to return the favor like a CERTAIN 2ICKO

[girlinthetardis04]

My ToPoI AU in a nutshell: sometimes family is you, your wife and son that you haven't seen in a decade, your second in command/brother in law, your best friend, the lost child he found, the former queen of the city you just destroyed, her newborn son, her prophetess sister in law, your pet dog and a random giant sheep

[choccymilkblehhh]

is my bday today guys

clap me up

[aliceisaperson]

Climate Change is such a banger of a song

[arlertdarling]

it’s not even been 24h of unblocking the attack on titan tag and i already feel physically sick from seeing all the fanart:(

[agendratum]

anon, in case you weren't the op of that post self promoting in such a bizarre way (as if i would be a platform to self promote on), the post you sent was in fact funny, it's just that the op blog's vibes were so much off for me (which is why i would even come to this being a possibility), that I'm not gonna share it. but again, in case you aren't the op, no harsh feelings

[technicolorxsn]

this is literally just wrong how did I see multiple people with this dumbass take just now

[tea-and-secrets]

I am genuinely obsessed with my friend and I don't know how to cope with it. I spend all day thinking about them at school, drawing them in the corners of my books, namelessly talking about him to my other friends, when I think about going home I just think about talking to them.

Then of course when I get home we'll exchange a few messages and he'll leave to talk to their other friends, so then I'm upset he doesn't want to spend every possible moment with me. But instead of just doing something else, I put on some music and just wait for him to get back, because I don't have any hobbies or anyone who'll want to talk to me or really any actual life outside of my friends.

I've realized they spend a lot of time on amino, so I've made an amino account to watch them talk to other people with. I know its wrong and weird but I feel empty without him and what they don't know can't hurt them, right? I'm a fantastic friend otherwise, always there for them and interested in what he has to say. They're really nice to me but never gives that back in return, though I can't bring myself to be mad at him most of the time.

I sleep at 2am to say goodbye when they go to school, and wake up at 7am to greet him when they get back. I make them gifts and tell him I love him. I'd tear up my entire life for them (not like there's much to tear up anyway) I feel like my only worth is being useful to them

This is half vent and half cry for help please does anyone know what I can do. Anyway anyway byeeee have a good day

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[cptnghoulowl]

I had a weird moral dilemma thing going for a minute where I was feeling weird about writing prsk fanfiction, but then I remembered I write stories about people in school all the time (unfortunately, because there's not enough media out there that I like that has college/adult leads that I actively want to write fanfiction for).

And then I also remember that nothing matters and aging up characters exists so anyway who likes AnHane I'm writing AnHane they are very gay and cute and I'm a little obsessed

[doubleboneswithdoctorskelebone]

i made a bot in a discord server im in that i can type things for and it comes out under the name of “John Gaius, Necrolord Prime, King Undying” and i think it’s my favorite thing ever

[abandonedsdjfhcvndfbv]

Who up and loves "Kris to pee"

[mechahero]

//Some HypnoOutlaw AU stuff because I have a problem

Lambda's username on there is jetixis (or cyberworldz maybe? If I go down the cyberworldz username route, he'd use it out of spite or some attempt to seem cool because it's ironic to use the name of Hypno.space's competitor while being on HS. Even though he uses Hypno.space and doesn't use CyberWorldZ at all.)

His desktop wallpaper is the classic light green and slightly darker shade of green checkered background. Or a Taurus X wallpaper. He changes between the two a lot.

Listen, his display settings are Squisherz themed, except for the sound which is default. His cursor setting is HS default or this cool gauntlet cursor he found while poking around one night. His screensaver is Oozle Drip.

Motor City isn't a thing but he still does live in Virginia. I don't know where in it yet.

He's usually on HS to hang out with people. He's kind of lonely in real life and uses the internet as a method to connect with other people and talk with them!

Yes, he has a virtual pet. It's Mushi. He used to have an April the Flying Hamster but he made the mistake of taking a weeklong break from HS and it sort of... died? (I know the pets don't actually decline or die when you log off but roll with it.) He's still upset about it.

The song that plays on his page is either Wild Sleep, or he managed to scoot around HS's copyright system so he can have Platinum Retriever or Glamopaster #2 as his page theme.

His page is... well, it's not really weird exactly. It's kind of just average? Imagine a page for a heavily masc 18 year old but slightly juxtaposed by the fact that he often talks about cute things he likes. And the background being pink perhaps, that too. Maybe a mix of cool and cutesy gifs and stuff.

He just kind of talks about whatever! From the music he likes, the shows and games he likes to watch and play. Average stuff. He won't shut the hell up about KATACLYSM and a vampire show he likes though.

Has a page dedicated to Taurus X. He wanted to make a fan club so he could talk about it with other fans of the show but he wasn't sure how to do that, so it's just a page.

Has an unlisted page that's tucked away. It mostly functions as a diary. It's more of a place for him to try and put his thoughts and feelings. It's rarely updated due to how weird he feels about it.

He has another unlisted page which is basically just a place for him to put his fanfiction. He mostly writes a lot of worldbuilding stuff for the world his character is in. He very rarely writes stories about his character, which is a cyborg catboy that takes cues from JRPG protagonists. (Just... roll with it. Please.)

Has a third unlisted page where he posts screenshots of drama he comes across and talks about it. Think like Gossip Girl. Lambda tends to follow these bouts of drama very closely. It's mostly for his eyes only as he's aware that it's really fucking weird to post about someone else's drama publicly, hence the unlisted page. Doesn't stop him from getting into the occasional fight outside of that page though. Because never knowing when to keep his mouth shut is just consistent with Lambda no matter the verse.

He's a sparklehaze disliker, sorry. He's tried to like it but it's not his thing. Dislikes a lot of cosmic music and coolpunk songs as well.

Ironic considering he's a Fre3zer fan lmaooo (he only likes Icy Girl and that's it so that doesn't even count.)

Secret Seepage fan. He keeps it to himself but Lambda really does like their songs. He just doesn't want to be made fun of for listening to the HS equivalent of nu metal lmao.

He's just kind of nosy. His nights when not spent in ChitChat talking to his friends or posting on his page consist of going onto other people's pages and looking through them. He has a lot of fun going through rabbit holes and seeing just how many pages are connected to each other. The downside is that he tends to find a lot of weird stuff. But hey, that kind of happens so he's not too bothered by it, he just moves on.

You know Lambda would have the HS_Lifestyles badge on his page. And HS_Music. And HS_GamersOnly while we're at it. He's not subscribed to a lot of things.

[lipstickontheglass1985]

it it crazy though that by some people not shaving is perceived as some kind of extremely radical feminist statement..... like what happened to the "a woman should be able to do whatever she wants with her body even - or especially - if her choices would oppose the ones prefereable by Society"

[cavernfullofexistentialdread]

I doubt what ever little artistic talent I have will go anywhere

WHICH IS WHY I DRAW DEAD GAY PEOPLE