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politijohn · 3 months ago
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futuristiccreationzombie · 10 days ago
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Human teeth. Inside were human teeth arranged in a smile.
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little painting from back in february. i think about this stupid apple way too often.
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bruciemilf · 1 month ago
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Bruce: Parenthood is a spectrum.
Clark: Explain that.
Bruce: Sometimes, my kids make me so proud I almost like myself.
Bruce: Other times, I say ‘Well. At least they’re not doing crack cocaine’
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ot3 · 8 months ago
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before you ship something stop and ask yourself... Is this otp material? Make sure your characters are:
Obstinate and inflexible in their actions
Terrible for each other in most circumstances
Poor communicators
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tizzymcwizzy · 29 days ago
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would you perhaps like to play a game of logical chess?
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pinkravat-art · 8 months ago
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"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing
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dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy
[VD: A Magnus Archives animation done in orange and teal titled "Pusryčiai" (meaning: "breakfast"). Mellow music plays as Martin cracks two eggs into a frying pan. He turns away to throw the shells while the pan sizzles, and when he returns with a spatula, a "boom" sound effect plays as Martin recoils with comic disgust.
The egg yolks have been replaced by human eyeballs. Martin stares at them for a moment. He then pokes at the egg with the spatula, producing a squelching sound, and one of the eyes blinks with another gross wet sound. Martin goes from disgusted to comically sad and disappointed, and he fades away before the setting does. The video ends on the words "darė Skaistė" (meaning: made by Skaistė) and a quick shot of an eyeball. End VD]
ty @princess-of-purple-prose for the description, i edited it a bit too.
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joker-ace · 7 months ago
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my current top 3 favs in one piece and me forcing them to interact bc that's super unlikely to happen in canon right now
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nagitosstolenhand · 9 months ago
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maigetheplatypus57 · 3 months ago
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Do you think Evbo learned how to do those jumps and thought "oh this is so sick what's the best way I can show off my parkour skills"
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teethmafia · 18 days ago
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I haven’t made my rant about the tool that I think wacked Brian Thompson yet so here we go.
So a lot of folks had been reporting that the pistol seen in the video was jamming because they assume it was a semi auto blowback using subsonic ammo. (Subsonic is weaker quieter ammo, and a blowback is a gun that requires the pressure from the bullet firing to cycle the next round. So when you combine the 2 you’d have cycling failures.)
I’m convinced he was actually using a B&T VP9. This is a bolt action single shot pistol that comes with a suppressor. the gun needed to be cycled manually by hand after every shot which is what I think was mistaken for jamming. Its also quieter than a semi auto would be because the bolt is locked when it goes off and gas can only escape through the suppressor. This gun is “movie quiet” especially if you’re using subsonic ammo.
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“why would anybody make a gun this way?” And that my friend is the fucking kicker.
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Brian Thompson could’ve literally been put down like a dog. Iconic.
Edit: (I have been made aware of the reasons why this is unlikely. Mainly just looking into the price. If I’m beefing with insurance I probably don’t have 3000 dollars to get an NFA item. So this has been demoted in my mind from personal headcanon [pun so intended] to a recommendation for the posterity of the craft and the good of the sport)
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politijohn · 1 year ago
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tedhead · 2 years ago
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the gender performance of dolly parton and bruce springsteen (sources: x x)
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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 months ago
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obligatory beach divorce doodling
bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut
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#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#xmen#xmen movies#xmen first class#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#snap sketches#'snap i thought you were drawing old cherik this weekend' so did i but i was inflicted with visions sorry </3#i have my lil 92 comic sketched so ill do that tomorrow. not finish it but ill work on it 💀#i wsa just gonna draw the first thing but then i figureed i might as well draw Most of the beach-divorce-related things i want to#just so i could put it all on one post. however this is a lie and i know ill wanna doodle more beach stuff#the first drawing Unsurprisingly was motivated BY the xmen 41 legion quest cover- at the very least the total blackout of erik's face#i wanna draw more of erik using his powers .. i wanna figure out how i wanna draw the effect etc etc#i was just gonna redraw the cover but i already liked the sketch i did of the first thing so. here we are#plus i figure someones already done a redraw of the cover but if anyone cares ill finish my version ig LOL#as for the comic ermmm it was just an excuse to draw erik with glowing eyes </3 and fading-glowing eyes </3#thats why i didnt draw the whole. Choking Moira bit. but i wouldve if i was redrawing the whole scene#kinda wish i did now that i think of it cause it coulda looked cooler prob but oh well maybe in like. three months when i redraw this#for exactly five cents ill redraw the whole beach divorce erlkjealkaje i can see it so clearly in my mind#what if first class was a comic drawn by a freak thatd be wild#but yeah thats why everything look rough as christ these were just supposed to be silly lil thangs#'silly things' and its beach divorce OK.#ok bye im gonna do my homework
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shesnake · 2 years ago
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doom yourself before the narrative does
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jinaxxo · 1 year ago
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the dunmeshi party if i were to be the lord of the dungeon.. just a glimpse into my dark reality..
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