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[politijohn]

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[futuristiccreationzombie]

Human teeth. Inside were human teeth arranged in a smile.

little painting from back in february. i think about this stupid apple way too often.

[bruciemilf]

Bruce: Parenthood is a spectrum.

Clark: Explain that.

Bruce: Sometimes, my kids make me so proud I almost like myself.

Bruce: Other times, I say ‘Well. At least they’re not doing crack cocaine’

[ot3]

before you ship something stop and ask yourself... Is this otp material? Make sure your characters are:

Obstinate and inflexible in their actions

Terrible for each other in most circumstances

Poor communicators

[tizzymcwizzy]

would you perhaps like to play a game of logical chess?

[pinkravat-art]

"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

audio on:333

dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

[VD: A Magnus Archives animation done in orange and teal titled "Pusryčiai" (meaning: "breakfast"). Mellow music plays as Martin cracks two eggs into a frying pan. He turns away to throw the shells while the pan sizzles, and when he returns with a spatula, a "boom" sound effect plays as Martin recoils with comic disgust.

The egg yolks have been replaced by human eyeballs. Martin stares at them for a moment. He then pokes at the egg with the spatula, producing a squelching sound, and one of the eyes blinks with another gross wet sound. Martin goes from disgusted to comically sad and disappointed, and he fades away before the setting does. The video ends on the words "darė Skaistė" (meaning: made by Skaistė) and a quick shot of an eyeball. End VD]

ty @princess-of-purple-prose for the description, i edited it a bit too.

[joker-ace]

my current top 3 favs in one piece and me forcing them to interact bc that's super unlikely to happen in canon right now

[nagitosstolenhand]

[maigetheplatypus57]

Do you think Evbo learned how to do those jumps and thought "oh this is so sick what's the best way I can show off my parkour skills"

[automaticbreakfastmachine]

[teethmafia]

I haven’t made my rant about the tool that I think wacked Brian Thompson yet so here we go.

So a lot of folks had been reporting that the pistol seen in the video was jamming because they assume it was a semi auto blowback using subsonic ammo. (Subsonic is weaker quieter ammo, and a blowback is a gun that requires the pressure from the bullet firing to cycle the next round. So when you combine the 2 you’d have cycling failures.)

I’m convinced he was actually using a B&T VP9. This is a bolt action single shot pistol that comes with a suppressor. the gun needed to be cycled manually by hand after every shot which is what I think was mistaken for jamming. Its also quieter than a semi auto would be because the bolt is locked when it goes off and gas can only escape through the suppressor. This gun is “movie quiet” especially if you’re using subsonic ammo.

“why would anybody make a gun this way?” And that my friend is the fucking kicker.

Brian Thompson could’ve literally been put down like a dog. Iconic.

Edit: (I have been made aware of the reasons why this is unlikely. Mainly just looking into the price. If I’m beefing with insurance I probably don’t have 3000 dollars to get an NFA item. So this has been demoted in my mind from personal headcanon [pun so intended] to a recommendation for the posterity of the craft and the good of the sport)

[politijohn]

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[tedhead]

the gender performance of dolly parton and bruce springsteen (sources: x x)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

obligatory beach divorce doodling

bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut

[shesnake]

doom yourself before the narrative does

[jinaxxo]

the dunmeshi party if i were to be the lord of the dungeon.. just a glimpse into my dark reality..