#possibly modern au

[canisalbus]

✦ Cockroach ✦

[littleulvar]

✨lovebirbs✨

(Arne belongs to @ronkoza )

[sualne]

your body isn't your own

[luna-loveboop]

Had the dumbest conversation with my sister and it reminded me of these two. Sending a resume including SCUBA ocean diving certifications without context while applying for a job seems like something Wind would do.

:)

[yearninflowers]

Imagine…

Phainon, who would deem you as a sun and view you as the pinnacle of perfection in his life. He once saw you somewhere and decided to look into you after seeing how glaringly bright you are. Throughout his life, one haunted by the horrors of his past, you became the anchor to his reality, fully capturing his mind onto the present time.

The scream of the devil inside his mind hollowed out at the sounds of your laughter.

On some days, the scream was louder, harsher, even tempting.

Phainon, who would inscribe a sun over his neck just so he could get reminded of you every time he looked at a mirror. He sighed, caressing the sun softly as if he was touching you. Sometimes, once the sun had settled nicely to his skin, he would latch his fingernails to it, letting small prickles of blood flow out and taint the ever-so-lovely sun. His breath would hitch at the thought of you drenched in his blood.

Perhaps, the devil was him all along.

Perhaps, he was the one screaming inside his mind, scratching his soul with the itch to let loose and claim you as his one and only treasure, his sole sun.

Phainon, who would eventually relent to his desire, taking you all to himself. He would beg, down on his knees, for you to love him as he loved you. His heart soars high to wrap itself on your own, swallowing your whole being to be all his, alone.

“It’s my sign of love for you, Sunshine.” He whispered to your ear, forcing your hands to wrap around his neck.

He smiled, soft, as if proud of the bloody sun he had made.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This one is dedicated to @shirokokuro, who made a lifeguard AU fic to fill the void where there was none.

Read it here! It's great: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51598429

[4saken-awaken]

Thank you, I was a little cold.

[luzeiin]

i think childe would be the kind of guy who posts pictures of him holding fishes he caught on socmed/dating apps (except when he does it's kind of cute because he just genuinely enjoys fishing and gets very excited about it)

[glassedplanets]

a few months ago giffy was like "haha hear me out, what if tattoo au" and then we blacked out and talked about nothing else for like three weeks

[canisalbus]

Wait, holdup. Are you telling me that modern AU Machete used to smoke? Can we have more information on this, please?

Although a cigarette between his fingers might fit his silhouette, I can't imagine Machete smoking. Isn't he a health and hygiene freak?

He started smoking as a sad and disillusioned teen, mostly because some of his mature and edgy friends smoked and he wanted to seem mature and edgy as well.

First and foremost it was a way to manage stress, it gave him an impression that he was at least somewhat in control of his nerves. He does have a lot of health/hygiene anxiety, but he tried to justify it to himself by claiming that since he's so diligent and careful about everything else, surely he can afford to have this one bad habit that he's already familiar with. He wasn't proud of it, he knew perfectly well how smoking was objectively harmful, but he's fairly skilled in keeping himself in denial about things he's unwilling to contemplate. Also he's an extremely routine oriented person and it really rustles his jimmies when his daily rituals and personal coping mechanisms are tampered with.

I think he finally managed to quit for good some time after getting together with Vasco. Mostly because he had to start thinking about himself and his life in a new light and it made him painfully self-conscious about the whole thing. He was worried about smelling off-putting, tired of not being able to keep up with him physically and just generally guilty and embarrassed about being potentially annoying and unpleasant to be around.

[nmoroder]

Modern au comics again!! lessgooo!!! first three were done along with that meursault bartender identity post and i was just lazy to translate them, the rest are todays catch

i've already mentioned that ishy really hates most things marine in this au and refuses to cook it in her bar, so that's what the chippy (fish and chips) page is about; the rest is just her getting to know heathcliff. meursault is noticeably speaking up more often in contrast to canon (but i guess he'll warm up there eventually too) for example explaining to ishy who's that bastard with a beer.

funny side note, ishmael calls meursault "d" and it's an inner joke of mine that demian somehow grew up to be meursault. that's the last name after all, his first one might me demian or the french damian yeah. it has little to no ground to stand on but i just like joking around that thing and since in this au meursault's first name is also unknown to most people, there's just a couple of them knowing and using it. one being his boss and even she's not using the full form and prefers the first letter, probably finding it endearing

[here-comes-the-moose]

When I’m writing my Modern AU but then try to figure out and calculate how the life I gave the Batch is financially possible:

[half-a-life-left]

W... would it hurt to s see the sheriff in your style...??? THANKS!!!!!; \(◣ _ ◢)/

bitches love him for his cowboy swag and cowardly disposition

[benevolenterrancy]

mark your words, wei wuxian

(I have modern sports aus on the brain and decided that if we're taking away their swords we should at least arm them with sticks, so it became a hockey4hockey au)

[daysofnights]

famous twitch streamers sirius and james and regulus that watches their streams because their voices make him feel safe enough to fall asleep

[gh0st-0f-luke]

excerpts from a hualian fic told through news articles (with varying degrees of bias)