#posse cut

[da-ill-spot]

New Music: Living Legends - The Return feat. Aesop Rock, Blu, Chino XL, Kool Savas, Planet Asia, Twigy, Vast Aire & 2Mex (Prod. by Statik Selektah)

[derseprinceoftbd]

Might be a hot take but Jake's Dream Bubble memory of Dirk's apocalypse monologue is the most Homestuck that Homestuck ever Homestucked. That shit had everything. The words Hitler and sexy are spoken in close proximity. A vaguely insensitive portmanteau is coined. Nature over nurture is endorsed throughly. It introduces and immediately kills three alternate timeline counterparts of familiar heroes, and ends with the introduction of a new supporting character that heralds many more. The conversation is the closest we ever get to one between the two members of the third-most-popular Homestuck ship and it's only a memory. It's THE Guy Fieri moment, and a big part of the ICP thing-like, ten percent of the time something bizarre from HS is described, it's from this convo specifically. Homestuck Moment Of All Time, easily.

[star-crossed-artist]

[ki11erkitt3n]

DEEP CUT x ICP

[butchsaint]

well. buck and tommy’s relationship is strengthening .. i guess . sometimes i lose

[the-shinysnorlax]

POV me realizing that there is a small chance my parents met Dustin Bates when he was in college

[deadthehype]

Cash Cobain & Laila! - Problem (feat. YN Jay, Lil Yachty, 6lack, Luh Tyler & Chow Lee)

[luckystarzz]

thinking about alternative ramudas after revisiting the drama tracks~

[mariocki]

L'isola degli uomini pesce (Screamers, 1979)

"Oh, well, I can understand that a scientist like Marvin is ready to give his life for a discovery of this magnitude. But you don't give a damn about science, do you, Rackham? All you care about is the treasure down there, and I'm damn sure it won't be used to promote anyone's research."

"Yes, I'm afraid you're right. I intend to keep it all for myself. Dreadful, isn't it?"

[mushed-kid]

my sidepart wants to be a middle part

[funky-lil-ghost]

just want to look feminine in a masculine way is that too much to ask? yet i am denied. many such tragedies on this beautiful gay earth.

[arcane-vagabond]

DPU Characters as incorrect quotes part 4!!

Jake : I was arrested for being too cool.

Scout: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

-

Bob: Have you heard from Bunny?

Birdie: I’m sure everything’s fine. Bradley's with her.

Bob: “Everything’s fine” and “Bradley's with her” don’t usually work together.

-

Bob: Why are you smiling?

Scout: Can't I be happy?

Bob: Jake just tripped and fell into a soap bucket.

-

Bob: Violence isn't the answer.

Bunny: You’re right.

Bob: *Sighs in relief*

Bunny: Violence is the question.

Bob: What?

Bunny, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Bob, running after her: NO-

-

Scout: I think you should just admit that you're a big softy. That this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded, and mysterious, and handsome-

Jake: Woah, what was that last one?

Scout: What?

Jake: Did you say handsome? Do you think I'm handsome?

Scout: No?

Jake: It's okay if you do.

Scout: ...I don't...

-

Bradley, shoving his way through a crowd: Step aside, filth!

Birdie, following behind: He means no offense! I'm sure you bathe regularly!

-

Scout: I love all of the Daggers equally.

Scout: Bob Floyd, Bradley Bradshaw and...

Scout: *Squints at the smudged writing on her palm*

Scout: Jack Sirloin.

-

Jake : So that’s my plan.

Scout: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Jake : No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Scout: It fucking sucks.

Jake : That’s not constructive criticism.

-

Bunny: We should be back by 10 at the latest

Bob, watching the clock hit 10:01 : They're dead...

-

Birdie : WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

Bradley: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially.

Birdie, desperately, as Bradley bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE.

Bradley: Oh! B positive.

Birdie : DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Bradley:

-

Jake: So how did you convince my whole crew to betray me? What did you offer them?

Scout: I asked if they wanted to embarrass you and they instantly said yes.

-

Bob: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”?

Bunny: …

Bunny: …Should I not have?

-

Bob: How's the sexiest person here doing?

Bunny: I don't know. How are they?

Bob, flustered: I-

Jake, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

-

Jake: If Bradley and I were drowning, who would you save?

Scout: You two can't swim?

Jake: It's a hypothetical question. Bob! Who would you save?

Bob: My time and effort.

-

Bunny: [Gets a paper cut]

Bob, under his breath: God, hasn't she suffered enough?

-

Bradley: I have a bad feeling about this...

Jake: What do you mean?

Bradley: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Jake: No?

Scout: That actually explains so much.

-

Bunny: I look up to Bradley.

Birdie: Aw, really? Why is that?

Bunny: Because he's tall.

-

Bradley: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Birdie: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Bradley: Absolutely not.

-

Jake: Still short, I see.

Scout: Still pretending you're not hopelessly in love with me, I see.

[snailvibes]

As always with tradition: splatfest teams my agents are gonna be on!

Team Shiver: Lucky

Team Frye: Ashley

Team Big Man: Maya

Choosing not to participate: Possom, French Fry

[jujulebee]

oh my god he cares abt cat ear fashion im gona scream hes so cute im so in love aughghghghgh ok i need 2 keep driving

[akkivee]

hitoya came to visit jakurai that night after their battle y’all 🤭🤭🤭

[unkstaarwysbr]

The Battle of Beats: Unveiling the Impact Beyond Hits

During TSDS 275 a thought-provoking perspective emerges: “Beats matter more than hits.” El Uno and TraB engage in an impassioned discussion, unveiling their personal preferences for certain rappers and how their music resonates on an intimate level. They ardently argue that the quality of the beats and the overall sonic tapestry of a song surpass the mere number of hits it garners. TraB…