#poor sap

[mod-bubamon]

You too huh?

Ive been playing Portal 2 for the first time and im loving this new british orb thing they introduced hes my best friend

[clownaddict]

Luk Kar Chimaeros after having to become a Freeblade because his dad started a heretical uprising, his mom turned out to be a witch and his entire household turned traitor and now there is an Inquisitor coming to the planet:

[dittolicous]

Pokemon Tera-Leaker: Yeah I got info on the new games but I'm not going to share, I do have ethics! Just wait and see!

Also Pokemon Tera-Leaker: (Posts entire, easily searchable employee names and data for all to see with zero attempt at covering)

[yannisdesk]

Everyone talking about violyn's babies has me thinking...

Disclaimer: "Buh-but how do they reproduce??" Idk, that's between them and the arcane.

Moving on...

We all know those Kiramman genes are STRONG. Look at the portraits of Caitlyn's ancestors. The same eyes, high cheekbones, and chin passed down through like four generations with Caitlyn. So I think most of them would have some prominent Kiramman features.

Lucky kids.

Most of them would have hair in shades of purple (Vi and Cait's hair mixed together) - lavender, magenta, eggplant, indigo, and of course violet :D. A couple would have Vi's puppy-dog shaped gray eyes, and also her freckles. Their features would be puzzled together on their kids, one having Cait's eye shape but Vi's color and vice-versa, some having Cait's angular face while others getting Vi's heart-shaped one.

Again, very lucky kids.

Due to both Vi and Caitlyn being tall, their kids would also be giants. The unhinged mongoose gang.

And then there would be that one kid of theirs. They have the biggest, roundest eyes ever and chubby cheeks. Everyone says they look like... their auntie.

BEFORE any of you accuse me of insinuating that Caitlyn in this scenario cheats on Vi with Jinx - lmao no. This child just simply resembles her aunt more than her mom. It's not uncommon in the slightest for kids to resemble their aunt/uncles more than their parents. Vi & Jinx share 50% of the same DNA with each other as full-blooded sisters, so one of Vi's children favoring Jinx is not out of the question at all.

And who knows? She might also have blurple hair. And she will be loved and cherished by all. Vi might slip up and call her "Powder" when she feels inadequate at something. Ironically, she will also end up being Caitlyn's favorite.

When the kid first starts resembling Jinx, Caitlyn has a flashback to when she tried to insult Vi by saying "It's her [Jinx's] blood in your veins" and realizes the umpteenth time how stupid she was being.

[atomicc]

Just kidding

Ohhgghhgg headaccheeeee

[ohposhers]

little bit of BP2 humor fo today that i had made to cope smh

[alkalamity]

Hear me out. Ratiorine AU where Aventurine is a mer captured by a group of researchers and Ratio is the scientist brought on board to teach him how to speak and access his intelligence levels.

[rampantram]

I don't know why, but for some reason, I feel like Ewe would be the type of person to drink a tiny amount of alcohol and she would either immediately pass out or she goes completely wild, to the point that both Narinder and Lamb struggle to keep her under control.

Although I'm probably completely wrong about that. What do you think?

I've thought before about how Ewe would be when she's drunk, and you were definitely close with the first part of your guess.

Two words:

Sleepy and Affectionate

[blorbologist]

"Of course darling, I'm always right" You sure Vex? Because Percy jumped into this expecting a relationship (or at least more than a thing!), then was a bit of a little shit about you two not being together, and is now staring down his legacy and death and going 'dear can I please just. hold your hand. in front of our friends. and not hide this part of us. before I maybe die? just checking? okay sure.'

bonus: the group shot + Percy's awkward lil cough

[dragon-ascent]

Imagine pre Liyue Zhongli getting all sad and lethargic all of a sudden which gets Guizhong and all the adepti worried cause what could’ve gotten the great dragon god so sad all of a sudden?? Then when they finally decided to question Zhongli and see what’s wrong he starts going on and on about how he misses his mortal spouse who’s gone and how much he prays to see them again, and now the adepti/gods are all like “Oh no did death finally take its toll on the poor mortal?” And try to comfort Zhongli through his loss….

Then turns out his spouse is pretty much 100% fine they’ve just come down with a cold and haven’t been able to make the trek up to Zhongli’s abode while they recover.. and Zhongli knows about this

HAHA omg you're cooking and it's 1000% something he'd do lmao. At first he'd also assume that the cold means his spouse is going to pass - which elicits a whooole other reaction from the poor god. But anyway. Once that's been explained and out of the way, he'd stick to being all sad and pouty, just staring off into the horizon as though you're off at war and he's a helpless maiden waiting for you to get back.

He might even ask Ping and/or Guizhong if they could construe sorrowful melodies with a ring of longing and hope, in hopes the tune can reach your ears. He'd etch little pieces of poetry on leaves and cast them to the wind, murmuring your name a thousand times.

And once you've recovered? Oh boy Rex is gonna be doting on you all day and night in hopes of ensuring you'll never fall sick.

[sillygreenrat]

bone apple teeth, bucky

i love torturing him artistically

[hungry-hungry-reader]

Hello Toka!!

Can you write about Nulla x reader in case the reader wants to move out and live separately? I think they haven't really officially confirmed their love relationship but are just in a master-apprentice relationship, so if the reader wants to move out at that time, how will Nulla react? Thank you so much!!

Noooo! Don't leave him alone again!

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“No.”

“Sorry?”

“I said no.”

You haven’t seen Nulla’s demeanor switch so quickly before. You’ve seen him be serious, sure. You’ve seen his expression so cold, it chilled your very bone marrow, despite not even being directed at you. But the speed with which his comforting smile turned to a swift rejection must have beaten some sort of record. You didn’t hear any anger in his voice. He could never be angry at you. Not when you were so dear to him. You were his one and only apprentice. 

But just as he could never be angry with you, he could never want to let you go just like that. Why did you even want to leave, to begin with? He gave you everything you could ever ask for! And not only that, he gave you some alone time because he understood that you weren’t him, and you might need some space. If it was up to him, he’d spend his every living and breathing moment at your side. But he respected you, and he wanted to maintain that you could have your boundaries, as well as some time away from him.

But moving out? Why? Did he not give you enough alone time? Was he too pushy? Did he do something wrong, or did he upset you? Why would you want to move out? 

“Did I do something wrong? Why do you want to move out, mi vida?” he took a couple of steps towards you, gently taking your hands in his. “Do you want more space?”

“Um… Well, I am just your apprentice, and I…” you looked away from his deep, concerned eyes, blushing. “I’m feeling like I’m taking advantage of your kindness…”

“I wouldn’t want to overstay my welcome…”

Nulla froze, processing your words. Just…? An apprentice..? Did you..? Did you not…? Oh goodness, how was that even possible? He professed his undying devotion to you before. Multiple times! Was that not enough for you to…? 

He blinked slowly, a small, confused laugh escaping his lips. The absurdity of the situation finally hitting him. He never outright said that he word-for-word loved you dearly, did he? How silly.

His hand moved to your face, gently stroking your cheek, his gaze sweet as honey: 

“[Name], I love you. I love you more than you could imagine. You can never ‘impose’ or ‘overstay your welcome’. I wish for you to stay at my side as long as possible.”

“This may be very selfish of me, but I have unlearned how to live without you here. I don’t think I will ever be able to live alone again. Please, stay at my side.”

“I don’t want anything more than for you to be here with me.”

“My love.”

[crunchycricket]

Can’t stop drawing older Beck sometimes yknow.

Look at him he’s made it so far. I’m bawling my eyes out

[shepscapades]

heyo! it's the dbhc discoverer from the other day :]

tysm for the masterpost link!!! im very excited to get started <3

YAY Have fun!!! :D

[revolvingfanatic]

You won’t regret it! Unlike Puss, who very much does.

Chapter 2 of 'Death's Proposition', a collaborative fic with myself and @revolvingfanatic is now posted! Go give it a read, and witness Death subject Puss to the worst first date ever.

[miserymisume]

endless pain and suffering