#poor sap

[bluegiragi]

pull yourself together.

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[mod-bubamon]

You too huh?

Ive been playing Portal 2 for the first time and im loving this new british orb thing they introduced hes my best friend

[clownaddict]

Luk Kar Chimaeros after having to become a Freeblade because his dad started a heretical uprising, his mom turned out to be a witch and his entire household turned traitor and now there is an Inquisitor coming to the planet:

[dittolicous]

Pokemon Tera-Leaker: Yeah I got info on the new games but I'm not going to share, I do have ethics! Just wait and see!

Also Pokemon Tera-Leaker: (Posts entire, easily searchable employee names and data for all to see with zero attempt at covering)

[yannisdesk]

Everyone talking about violyn's babies has me thinking...

Disclaimer: "Buh-but how do they reproduce??" Idk, that's between them and the arcane.

Moving on...

We all know those Kiramman genes are STRONG. Look at the portraits of Caitlyn's ancestors. The same eyes, high cheekbones, and chin passed down through like four generations with Caitlyn. So I think most of them would have some prominent Kiramman features.

Lucky kids.

Most of them would have hair in shades of purple (Vi and Cait's hair mixed together) - lavender, magenta, eggplant, indigo, and of course violet :D. A couple would have Vi's puppy-dog shaped gray eyes, and also her freckles. Their features would be puzzled together on their kids, one having Cait's eye shape but Vi's color and vice-versa, some having Cait's angular face while others getting Vi's heart-shaped one.

Again, very lucky kids.

Due to both Vi and Caitlyn being tall, their kids would also be giants. The unhinged mongoose gang.

And then there would be that one kid of theirs. They have the biggest, roundest eyes ever and chubby cheeks. Everyone says they look like... their auntie.

BEFORE any of you accuse me of insinuating that Caitlyn in this scenario cheats on Vi with Jinx - lmao no. This child just simply resembles her aunt more than her mom. It's not uncommon in the slightest for kids to resemble their aunt/uncles more than their parents. Vi & Jinx share 50% of the same DNA with each other as full-blooded sisters, so one of Vi's children favoring Jinx is not out of the question at all.

And who knows? She might also have blurple hair. And she will be loved and cherished by all. Vi might slip up and call her "Powder" when she feels inadequate at something. Ironically, she will also end up being Caitlyn's favorite.

When the kid first starts resembling Jinx, Caitlyn has a flashback to when she tried to insult Vi by saying "It's her [Jinx's] blood in your veins" and realizes the umpteenth time how stupid she was being.

[marysunburn]

OOOOOOO~

Desert Whump

Tie your whumpees up and throw them over the back of a horse.

Ride through the desert in the blistering sun, but don’t give them any way to protect themself from the burns.

Don’t waste any of Whumper’s precious food rations on them, they don’t need it. Certainly don’t give them any water.

Make them help pitch up the tent every day, only to tie them outside with the horse at nightfall.

Don’t give them anything to keep them warm throughout the night.

Beat them with the riding crop if they do something wrong.

Tie them up by the legs and drag them across the rocky, dirty ground.

Tie a rope around their neck and make them walk behind the horse for hours on end barefoot.

Put sand in their water if Whumper is merciful enough to give them any.

Throw fistfuls of sand and rocks at them.

Have a horse kick them/step on their foot.

Make them kneel on a cactus.

Tie them to a cactus.

Let them get caught in a sand storm with no where to take cover.

Have them drink unpurified stream water and get sick.

Threaten to leave them to the wild animals.

Have a rattlesnake slowly slither towards their bound and gagged form as they desperately try to scream for Whumper.

Let a scorpion sting them.

Have them get stuck in a cave.

Let them get caught in quicksand

Whip their feet and make them walk on the sand.

Leave them unsupervised at night, but make it very clear that the only way they’d be able to get out of the wilderness alive is by staying with Whumper

Have them slowly lose hope, and begin to believe that the desert stretches on forever.

[ohposhers]

little bit of BP2 humor fo today that i had made to cope smh

[alkalamity]

Hear me out. Ratiorine AU where Aventurine is a mer captured by a group of researchers and Ratio is the scientist brought on board to teach him how to speak and access his intelligence levels.

[rampantram]

I don't know why, but for some reason, I feel like Ewe would be the type of person to drink a tiny amount of alcohol and she would either immediately pass out or she goes completely wild, to the point that both Narinder and Lamb struggle to keep her under control.

Although I'm probably completely wrong about that. What do you think?

I've thought before about how Ewe would be when she's drunk, and you were definitely close with the first part of your guess.

Two words:

Sleepy and Affectionate

[atomicc]

Just kidding

Ohhgghhgg headaccheeeee

[blorbologist]

"Of course darling, I'm always right" You sure Vex? Because Percy jumped into this expecting a relationship (or at least more than a thing!), then was a bit of a little shit about you two not being together, and is now staring down his legacy and death and going 'dear can I please just. hold your hand. in front of our friends. and not hide this part of us. before I maybe die? just checking? okay sure.'

bonus: the group shot + Percy's awkward lil cough

[dragon-ascent]

Imagine pre Liyue Zhongli getting all sad and lethargic all of a sudden which gets Guizhong and all the adepti worried cause what could’ve gotten the great dragon god so sad all of a sudden?? Then when they finally decided to question Zhongli and see what’s wrong he starts going on and on about how he misses his mortal spouse who’s gone and how much he prays to see them again, and now the adepti/gods are all like “Oh no did death finally take its toll on the poor mortal?” And try to comfort Zhongli through his loss….

Then turns out his spouse is pretty much 100% fine they’ve just come down with a cold and haven’t been able to make the trek up to Zhongli’s abode while they recover.. and Zhongli knows about this

HAHA omg you're cooking and it's 1000% something he'd do lmao. At first he'd also assume that the cold means his spouse is going to pass - which elicits a whooole other reaction from the poor god. But anyway. Once that's been explained and out of the way, he'd stick to being all sad and pouty, just staring off into the horizon as though you're off at war and he's a helpless maiden waiting for you to get back.

He might even ask Ping and/or Guizhong if they could construe sorrowful melodies with a ring of longing and hope, in hopes the tune can reach your ears. He'd etch little pieces of poetry on leaves and cast them to the wind, murmuring your name a thousand times.

And once you've recovered? Oh boy Rex is gonna be doting on you all day and night in hopes of ensuring you'll never fall sick.

[sillygreenrat]

bone apple teeth, bucky

i love torturing him artistically

[shepscapades]

heyo! it's the dbhc discoverer from the other day :]

tysm for the masterpost link!!! im very excited to get started <3

YAY Have fun!!! :D

[revolvingfanatic]

You won’t regret it! Unlike Puss, who very much does.

Chapter 2 of 'Death's Proposition', a collaborative fic with myself and @revolvingfanatic is now posted! Go give it a read, and witness Death subject Puss to the worst first date ever.

[crunchycricket]

Can’t stop drawing older Beck sometimes yknow.

Look at him he’s made it so far. I’m bawling my eyes out