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I need to go to the woods somewhere with my dog and howl loudly into the sky with wild abandon, like grandma used to
#that would fix me#i miss you gram#true facts gram used to regularly howl with her dogs on a daily basis#fuck man i miss the woods#i miss not being so hemmed in by people there's no fucking escape#i want to make noise and be loud and not worry that I'm bothering anyone#poor velma doesn't even know how to howl 😔 I'm a terrible owner
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Forgot what i was gonna say ten minutes ago. Instead. Gotten so far w my supplementary youtube grammar lessons that actually explain concepts in a way that makes sense that i can now go back and bullshit the renshuu quizzes i still dont understand. And also im smarter than them now.
#(Knows the answer is app based/gradeable learning is piss poor for grammar instruction) why are language learning apps always shit at gram#Tho out of all actual in school language classes ive had only latin was good at showing me grammar. Maybe ppl just suck at grammar
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"I don't think that word means what I think it means!"
#her apples are delicious ;; rhok'zan#coz i want you ;; dash comm#poor gram gram doesn't understand modern lingo
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Poor cat, he has to be forced to be kissed and loved, what a terrible life he have ...
This is Duke, short for "Duke of Fattintong"(Yes thats his registered name) I dont think I've ever showed him before! He hates everyone, is 7.30kg/16 pounds, and is "such a treat to have here, very behaved boy" according to his vet.
Oh, to be smooched and nuzzled, he truly has such a hard life XD Hes such a drama queen, and I love him so much hes my beautiful baby boy
#Hes a norwegian forest cat!#and is in the “okay” bracket of weight#although when the vet weighted him she patted his bum and said “but not a single gram more”#she fatshamed my poor boi
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hear me out, both gramblack AND toddblack should've been canon cz black deserves two boyfriends
#my poor little meow meow is full of rage and passion so he is worthy#plus let's not all forget how gram was all 👁️👁️ for him before his sudden cheating het cis man arc#toddblack not me#toddblack
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When I become rich, I'm gonna have warm buckwheat bread toasts with cold pike caviar every day
#I love pike caviar aaaaa why did it always have to be so expensive in Ukraine...#in other countries it's not present at all...#My family wasn't that poor but we could afford it only 300 grams once a month... for 6+ people - it's less than a tablespoon per person
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tbt of when Abby showed up at Gram's house, and Bonnie wasn't in the least impressed ! lol
#bonnie bennett#sims 4#my poor baby#it was so awkward between them even in my game it's so weird#look at grams being cheery and trying for her grand baby 😭
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Cue the pink!
#my gram taught me that there are 3 kinds of people in your life: leaves branches and roots#leaves fly away every season despite the energy the tree gives to them#branch people are hardy and they stick around for a while but one bad storm or one bad cut they fall off#root people nourish and help keep the tree alive and even if the tree gets cut in half they stay until the bitter end#there's nothing wrong with any of these categories we're all someones leaf someone's branch or someone's root#the problem though lies in the fact we don't let nature run its course#when the leaves want to leave let them go#when the branches can't wither the storm let them go#when the roots raise you up let them raise you up and shield them in return#i had a friend i haven't spoken to in years ask me why i got rid of most of my socials and isolated from people irl and online#there's a lot of reasons but it dawned on me that it was because i got so damn tired of chasing leaf people#and fortifying branch people only for them to break off when i (the tree) needed help#and i had to take a long hard look and prune everything#now its a matter of narrowing down my roots and being present with them#i think too thats why im not giving as much of a fuck either in fandom spaces or other spots irl or online cause im tired of the chase#ive been tired of leaves and branches taking me for granted#mostly vent post but i guess im sharing this cause i hope my grams words help ya out in some way today#also one of my familys oldest horses died today and her and gram were close#poor gal just turned 31 i was a baby when she was a baby#got me thinking about my late gram and the recent convo i had with my peep#anyway cue the pink!#magenta is my vent word
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IBS GIRLIES THIS IS NOT FOR US
#apparently onion and gram are high fructain which gives me gas and bloating#my poor dog is at the end of the bed going through it#ibs#irritable bowel syndrome
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also working a year at this job ive lost just shy of 70 lbs but idk how much of that counts considering im mildly buff now also
#i need to start taking in more creatine and comit to more grams of protein a day but i am also poor and vey picky#speaking of being poor none of my fucking clothes fit anymore yay
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My gramma just messaged me last night saying she had to take “an emotional break” from reading The Flight of the Heron because it was giving her nightmares
Sorry gramma
#poor gramma#she likes historical fiction so I pitched this book to her#but her kind of historical fiction is Austen and Downton Abbey#I don’t even doubt her she’s a very easily scared lady#she said what they were doing to ewen was really what did it#)’:#sorry grams#the ending might actually be dangerous for her to read…#she’s never taking a book rec from me again lol#I’ll just send her my copy of Wyrd Sisters#that always cheers her up#anyways
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guys I’m still thinking about the neighbor’s dog before the outbreak in tlou. like what was that dog’s name?? mercy?? it’s been a little since I’ve watched it but I clearly remember that dog running out into the darkness moments before airplanes came crashing down and buildings began to burn and bombs began to fly. IS THE DOG OKAY. DID SHE DIE. DID SHE GET MAULED BY AN INFECTED OR BLOWN UP OR WHAT (side note can animals get infected I feel like I should know this but, like, if humans can get infected [and ants] why shouldn’t animals).
I vividly remember mentally screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO when the dog ran away. I’m always thinking abt u mercy <3 I love you
#I think her name was mercy#I think she was a her#I may be wrong#I don’t know#but what I do know is that I loved her and that I was devastating when she ran#poor dog had to see gram gram eating a corpse :(#I miss her sm. fly high bb you deserved better </3#also sorry my thoughts are so scattered and random rn#but tis the life of a girl obsessed#learn to live laugh love with my thought process#the last of us#tlou
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hmmmm
really wanna make cinnamon buns. really wanna have them for breakfast before work one morning. really dont wanna get up 2 hours early to be able to do that.
the struggles are real and they are coming for me
#personal bs#also WHY THE FUCK do all the recipes i find not use the metric system#pls for the love of god just tell me these things in grams and ml#im a poor dumb little brit who does not know what the hell you mean by a cup of butter
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I also call people for a living and I gotta say, the people who leave you in silence are not fun. they crack my professionalism, I'm all ready to leave you a goddamn voice mail, I have practiced saying your name, and what you get instead is
"h-hello?"
ok as part of my job I have to make a lot of follow-up calls (not cold calls) to elder millennials/young gen-xers and it has me wondering
*edit: if a business/unknown number is calling/not a friend or relative
feel free to leave your age in the tags too
#SAY HELLO WHEN YOU PICK UP#HELLO IS THE PHONE CONNECTED WORD#THEY MADE IT SPECIAL#ALEXANDER GRAM BELL WANTED PEOPLE TO SAY ''AHOY''#SO THAT THE POOR FOOL CALLING YOU KNOWS THE CALL DIDN'T DROP#SILENCE IS THE SIGNAL THAT THE CALL FUCKING DROPPED#IF YOU BLANK ME I HAVE TO HANG UP AND CALL YOU AGAIN#NOBODY WANTS THAT
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google search how to tell my wife I'm sick of her extreme emotional crashes every time we go broke due to poor emotional regulation skills and that she needs to get better at Being Poor if she wants any chance of relief or to not drive me insane within a year
#Oliver speaking#maybe I'm just an emotionless task-fulfilling void but I've been poor most of my life and so has she so why is she so mf bad at it#babygirl the reason you get sad about your coin collection is bc you only look at it when we're broke and run out of weed :)#literally you have to put effort into taking care of urself sorry to burst your fucking bubble lmao but you're literally older than us why#is it our responsibility to emotionally regulate you for periods of time that you have endured since you were a child#literally all it takes is finding stuff to do#'wah there's nothing to do' false there's the game we've been playing the new game we bought a while ago and you never touched theres craft#projects like embroidery and leatherworking theres things you could be doing to improve our daily lives like fixing the damn table#or calling in a maintenance request for the fucked up bathroom ceiling or spreading roach killer or cleaning the apartment or reading the#multiple unread books in your collection and the other game you play and and and AND AND AND#THERE IS STUFF TO DO YOURE JUST BEING A BIG BABY ABOUT IT NOT BEING ~EXACTLY~ WHAT YOU WANT TO DO#BALLS UP IM BEGGING YOU#LITERALLY JUST BALLS THE FUCK UP IT AINT THAT HARD#'wah I can't eat Taco Bell for every meal and smoke weed 24/7' SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOWER YOUR DRUG TOLERANCE THATS A BIG GODDAMN EXPENSE#WE'D HAVE MORE FOR EVERYTHING ELSE INCLUDING FUCKING L A U N D R Y IF YOU WERENT SMOKING A GRAM OF DABS A DAY BY YOURSELF#LITERALLY JUST GET YR SHIT TOGETHER AND ACT LIKE AN ADULT
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every day i work the more rage i have towards specimen processors
#because HOW. HOW ARE THEY GOING TO CONTINUOUSLY FAIL TO BRING US STAT TESTS.#gram stains?? annoying. but we were gonna do one anyway so it’s fine.#wet prep????? poor person is gonna need another swab up their coochie bc now if there is ANY trich it’s super dead now#BUT A FUCKING TRANSFUSION??????????????????#SOMEONE IS POTENTIALLY HAVING A REACTION TO THEIR BLOOD TRANSFUSION#THAT PERSON MAY BE DYING AS WE SPEAK#FUCKING. GET THAT SHIT TO SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD#I hate it here#rambles
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