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The safety's off, kid.
#guest muse tbt.#coz i want you ;; dash comm#don't think we should ;; crack#he /will/ shoot you that's not even the crack part KJVSAKHJDVASGHDJAS
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"I don't think that word means what I think it means!"
#her apples are delicious ;; rhok'zan#coz i want you ;; dash comm#poor gram gram doesn't understand modern lingo
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What in the sam hell did he wake up to?
#guest muse tbt.#coz i want you ;; dash comm#me glancing over from my pastel colored forest animals to this: NY'ALL GOOD????
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"I miss the word 'goon'. Now I have to say 'henchman'. One of the more disastrous modern lingo desecrations."
A beat, hand rising as she gave it a little wave.
"I'm even all for that sort of thing and I hate what they've done with it! What a waste of a perfectly good word! I swear, modern humans and their slang."
#her apples are delicious ;; rhok'zan#coz i want you ;; dash comm#i used that word liberally myself and now i can't without people making the jokes#i miss the old way. tragedy.
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". . . If he wasn't a dreadful father? I would have."
#her apples are delicious ;; rhok'zan#coz i want you ;; dash comm#nodding sagely. she would've considered it-- sakjdbaskj
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Being a goddess of nature and fertility (among other things) is as much of a bane as it is a boon, some days.
#her apples are delicious ;; rhok'zan#coz i want you ;; dash comm#monsterhouseparty#sometimes you see someone get naked and immediately have to use actual willpower to resist joining in for the sheer sake of it--#suggestive //
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"...Is it strange that I find the fact she caused a historic eruption more alluring than shocking?" Really, that's just an eldritch goddess's tastes than anything.
#her apples are delicious ;; rhok'zan#coz i want you ;; dash comm#she perked up at seeing this again and i honestly don't even know what's wrong with her /lh
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"I've never been one to say 'no', dearie, and I don't intend to start now."
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"Think I got through th' war and out of a hospital with my willy out 'cause I couldn't fight people bigger than me? Blowhard probably doesn't even know how to throw a real punch."
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...If Francis wasn't also in danger, he might have actually followed through. Damn lucky, Nick.
#guest muse tbt.#coz i want you ;; dash comm#don't think we should ;; crack#if it was just ellis he would've let the infected have a moment <3 KASJVDJHKSVADHSJA
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"I say one thing and you're all comin' outta the woodwork about it. Food's food. It ain't like not eatin' it'll make the horse come back-- if it did, we'd have a problem."
Zombie horses are up there for something he did not wanna have to deal with.
Unless they could ride the horses? ...He's starting to think like Francis, better to drop that thought now before it got any further.
#guest muse tbt.#coz i want you ;; dash comm#sighs. i need to find good icon sources. and tags.. augh.
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Scratches chin.
"I could go for some horse meat, honestly. Doesn't sound half bad."
This is coming from the man that would eat just about anything, mind.
#guest muse tbt.#coz i want you ;; dash comm#coughs. explodes. falls down a flight of stairs. lays there in a pile of soot.#bill.... i miss you bill..... you're so cool peepaw....#anyways ignore me i just had to autism stare at the dash for a sec before i walk away again KJHVBSJDHA
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Narrator vc: PRINCESS FALLS YOU DIE GAMBIT WORKED LET'S GOOOOO
#i haunt you ;; ooc#coz i want you ;; dash comm#SO SORRY HELLBOY YOU DIED IN THE MOST EMBARRASSING WAY POSSIBLE
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". . . Why is that hedgehog green?"
#princess don't despair ;; the princess#coz i want you ;; dash comm#don't think we should ;; crack#listen she only sees black and white usually. sometimes red!#it's just so funny everything is monochrome and then SCOURGE WALKS IN
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Son, if he wanted to 'fight' you, you wouldn't realize the fight started until you're already dying.
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#guest muse tbt.#coz i want you ;; dash comm#eye contact //#scopophobia //#that's it that's the post.
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