#poor gem

[dragonflavoredcake]

Tango: I know I called you bro but I meant babe

Skizz: I know I called you dude but I meant darling

Zed: I know I called you man but I meant my love

Gem, under her breath: What the hell is in the water on this server

[wishing-well-art]

I know Gem doesn't live THAT close to Joel but it's funny to think about

[solbellaria]

Whenever there's a big explosion on a server you know Joel's ass is gonna be involved

[liauditore]

day 10 of drawing bdubs everyday until secret life ends.

[bluecrane11]

@zcbz

Hermitcraft Season 10: GeminiTay’s Yaoi Nightmare

[h3lian]

Old scrapped Rikai Comic I never finished. Was inspired by threads with and meant as a gift for an old writing partner 💕

[joitiks]

you cannot fathom how much i've mourned, what thousands of years of grief has done to me

[florbexter]

HE YEETED HIM AWAY I'M SCREAMING! SHENG WANG LEARN TO SHARE!!!! OMG

[ask-whitepearl-and-steven]

Is the juvenile raven that recently featured in this AU actually working for Yellow Diamond to spy on the crystal gems? Gems can shapeshifting into anything, this makes sense for a type of gem in Homeworld to allowed shapeshifting themselves as part of their job/roles.

Yeah, I'm sure that's it.

[ssseriema]

"ready?"

[twomanyfandomshelp]

I watched Scott’s Real Life video first because he and Joel are the main two I watch, which is ironic because of their ongoing in-game feud and very different personalities, video styles, general vibes, etc., but I digress.

My first thought when I saw the title was “Yay, another life series!” My second thought, upon seeing Joel standing in the circle, was “Oh my gosh, Joel, three SMPs at the same time? Why does he do this to himself?” Then, after watching for a bit, I was like, “Okay, never mind, this an April Fools video, still fun though.” And then I proceeded to enjoy the silliness and binge everybody else’s videos.

Let me tell you, watching Martyn’s video before Scar’s and hearing Scar yell that he’d fallen out of his wheelchair, I was really worried, and I immediately searched for Scar’s video to make sure he was okay. I’m glad he’s alright, I bet that was scary.

On another note, do y’all consider Cleo’s win cannon? Cause I do! Go Cleo, she deserved this.

I’m kinda sad it wasn’t Joel or Jimmy though, I got really excited when I realized how well Jimmy was doing. He got, what, 7th place? The canary curse has officially been broken!

This post has gotten way longer than I intended. Oh well.

[dragonairice]

Violence

[sunnibits]

loving reminder as someone who struggles with food: you are allowed to add joy to your food. you are allowed to add a little joy even if it’s a tiny thing, something silly or something weird. you are allowed to do it whenever you want, as many times as you want. anything that makes food easier and more enjoyable for you is worth it!! it’s your food, you can decide what to do with it!! you can add rainbow sprinkles to your ice cream. you can cut your food into little heart shapes. you can pack your snacks into cute little bento boxes. it is not pointless or childish, it is an effective and active coping tool that you are allowed to use.

give yourself a little joy. the little things add up.

[puddleorganism]

@chrisrin’s gem au is consuming the life series fandom and I am not exempt. Enjoy a corrupted Tango

[image ID: a drawing of the aforementioned corrupted Tango. He is a wingless dragon-like creature that stands on all fours with claws on his forelegs and paws on his hind legs. He has a body shape somewhat similar to that of a wolf or a tiger, with broad shoulders and a big chest that tapers sharply just before the hind legs. He has bull-like horns on top of his head. His mouth has jagged edges comprised of sharp triangles meant to mimic big spooky fangs. He has overlapping diamond scales along his back, sides, hind legs, and tail. His tail is modeled after a pangolin, and is long and thick in width, but almost flat. Flying out/off of his mouth and neck are bright flames. He’s mostly red and orange with dark grey shoulders, scales, and horns. He’s got stylized stripes and spots all over him, but especially on his sides/ribs and arms. The scales along his spine and on his tail have single stripes on their inner edges, fading from dark red near his shoulders, down to orange, yellow, and then white at the top of his tail. /End ID]

Bonus rambling about my design Thoughts because I want to:

Honestly most of it is just looking at an animal and thinking “yeah that has Tango energy”; notably:

Pangolin (tail + scales)

Tiger (general body shape + stripes (and lil paws!!)

Bull (horns)

I also thought about adding some armadillo lizard in there? Because again,, the vibes - but honestly that’s pretty well covered with the pangolin lol

Most of his markings are also meant to mimic chrisrin’s design! I pretty much just slapped some extra stuff on top for the corruption, since carnelian can have little veins and spots in it sometimes. I honestly didn’t look at references for super long so they’re not super accurate to what those look like in the actual gemstone but whatever. They look cool. Also I gave him freckles because I can and they’re cute.

I changed the colors because, tbh, they clashed with the fire I drew LMAO. But! Also carnelian can be very orange and corruption changes the colors of gems sometimes anyway (if I remember right, at least).

I tried to mimic the au art style to an extent but I have never been good an mimicking styles lol so it didn’t exactly turn out. I don’t think it’s too far off though! Especially in the design itself. The big ol’ chompers is definitely su energy

[hmshermitcraft]

Gem was rich and well off...she'd always been told to stay away from poor urchins so they wouldn't steal her money or give her some kind of disease...what she hadn't expected was to fall for the lady who'd knocked at her door asking for help at least to stay out of the rain for an evening cuz it was cold and wet...wow she was pretty-

Gem likes to think she was also brought up to be a kind person, and a kind person wouldn't leave someone out in the rain. Even if her dress was kind of fraying at the hem, and and her cloak had several holes in it...

Either way, Gem is a grown woman now, and she's responsible for her own decisions. If this pretty lady steals anything, then Gem can handle it!

Well, it turns out the only thing Pearl managed to steal was her heart. And, uh, most of the bed. Turns out she comes with the cutest dog ever.

[crescentstrike]