#poor bastard ..

[elsecrytt]

curse technique concept:

your technique can make anyone fall in love with you. it's not permanent, but the emotions are extremely real, and powerful, wearing off over time unless refreshed.

the technique is activated by eye contact.

you've also taken a binding vow - you cannot activate your technique at will, it's always on. this makes your technique much stronger than it should be.

so you run around with a blindfold, much like gojo, just to prevent making random people fall in love with you.

it's not so bad, really!

growing up, your parents would wear eyepatches - with only one eye making contact, the technique was half as effective!

except... if the effectiveness of the technique increases proportionally with the number of eyes... well...

[robotichedgehog]

I've peaked here

[yennao]

Yk this actually started as a second pass at @ratblazer 's DTIYS but I got a little bit excited about light pens and ended up here. At least, I think that's what happened. I got the memory of a gnat, you know how it be

[clownaddict]

I can’t fucking believe the “Shanks evil twin” theory is real. There’s two of those fuckers.

Buggy’s really in it now ain’t he

[sgt-garrison]

Privates keep callin’ me dated in my taste a’music. Anythin’ y’all like? Trynna not show my age so fuckin’ obviously.

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

Since I do have it in Lilith's lore she was fed blood by Sanguinius, I am crossed between the choices before me. There's a bird and a bat way, and then there's the slightly more humane way of just Sanguinius just feeding her his own blood. I am crossed because I like to make Sanguinius just a tinge more animalistic at times, and by god do I love me some weird behaviors that shouldn't exist in humans which brings me to him quite literally regurgitating blood for her. It's entirely possible the Blood Angels french kiss to share blood with their less fortunate brothers, especially in say the Blood Drinkers chapter. However, Flamingos also regurgitate for their young. I know Sanguinius is more bird of prey then the brine shrimp eating Flamingo, but I'm like do I give him that horror? I mean if we go by vampire bats, mothers absolutely will feed their pups regurgitated blood, this behavior even seen in the father and older siblings; what I'm saying is that let's add a bit more Vampiric weirdness to Vampire Birb and let him regurgitate blood for his baby. To be fair vampire ground Finches exist, but their diet isn't entirely made up of blood, it's only in the dry season they do. However, the sight of Sanguinius regurgitating blood for Lilith, and then proceeding to be both concerned and confused over what the fuck he just did is beautiful and majestic. Also because we don't actually see too many vampiric headcanons for Sanguinius so I am giving the same method of feeding offspring as Vampire Bats do their pups.

[condescendingtamer]

"Help me ::::("

[kawoid]

my man can't do math

[the-faded-1]

Megatron just casually threatening, y'know if anyone calls Orion Optimus I will tear out your voice box.

Naturally... Starscream is capable of such 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[this-should-do]

fuck it, needed something goofy to draw, whatever

[frogaroundandfindout]

Dick thinks about his life is falling apart and talks to Yoska (Nightwing vol 2 #89)

[canisbrutus]

Do you have any Dan Wilson headcanons

funny you mention him, i was just thinkin about the guy last night

Dan Wilson 🧱

The Basics:

what a goddamn tryhard

you can tell his heart's not really in anything he does

stating the obvious but yeah he's only a jock to not get picked on

he hasnt ditched his previous speaking mannerisms completely

his insults fall flat and he only really makes an effort on the field to save face

as you can imagine he projects an incredible disdain onto his younger brother Thad

in reality he's just as miserable as everyone else

Expanded Lores:

you cant bury who you are. this boy is still autistic as fuck

vocal stimmer. usually involving burgers and concrete

he's got an interest in concrete btw. and similar foundation materials. from cinder blocks to bricks to asphalt and so on.

of course nobody knows this aside from his brother, who he argues with about architecture.

dont let his big talk about football scholarships fool you he wants to work a jackhammer someday

anyway he frequently hassles thad's friends whenever they come over. yells to scare em while they play silent hill. ruins the mood by spitting bars about sauces. etc.

very particular about his sauces btw. eats his burgers with honey mustard. to the dismay of many.

he's the kind of guy that grabs like two handfuls of sauces he wont need at fast food joints. and just holds onto them in the bottom of his bag or something.

his notebooks definitely have stains from where the packets burst on them from the backpack being stomped or sat on.

moving on he's actually pretty good friends with kirby

kirby knows what its like to have something that Needs to be repressed and buried deep.

as such they hold eachother Accountable for being 'Men'

and also overlook some of their own.. failings. things that make them not taken as seriously among the other jocks.

but kirby's likely given him the tip that on the internet he can be whatever he wants and nobody has to know

dan, of course, isnt an artist like kirby is. but he's probably made a myspace blog for his own interests. under an alias.

he'd probably be happier playing a different sport at least. like lacrosse. but bullworth only really has football and wrestling

all in all he's just another downtrodden sod trying to put himself above others to feel better

if you wanna know more about his relationship with his brother i recommend my partner @anguesinherbalatentes' post on Thad here ^^

whoop that got kinda long. anyway requests are still open!

[hc masterpost link]

[jadeazora]

More of this dynamic next season please. I want them to get more screentime. 😂

Seems Scary Girl has a thing for Damien('s screams), she definitely acknowledged him the most compared to the rest of the cast.

[monsterbrush]

I just thought about something… Does the Flagon have a love interest or has have love interests before?

Believe it or not, he DOES currently have a love interest! If he's had others, he does not remember them, because he cannot remember anything prior to The Big Sword.

He's been pining after her for YEARS. Some say centuries even!

She's a lovely thing. Her scales are the prettiest blend of reds, pinks, and oranges. Her wings are so flat and wide she can glide for miles without so much as a single wingbeat. She soars so high, rarely ever landing, and when she does it is only atop the highest cliffs. Hates humans, hates dragons. Very mean. Very elusive.

She is the Total Package.

There is just one very big problem...

Flagon is a downed dragon. He can no longer fly for a variety of reasons.

His breath weapon is a violent regurgitation of lava that he keeps in a special second stomach which heats and melts inorganic materials, and it can be quite heavy when it's full. Which it often is.

And, to put it bluntly: He has also gotten rather fat. Walking everywhere is great cardio, but not when you empty taverns and banquets and a farms every time you stop.

"But it's mostly muscle!!!" One might say, because during tournament season our hero does trim down a bit from all the fighting. His muscle mass IS very impressive sure, but it is still very very heavy.

Additionally, due to his habit of hanging his cumbersome flag collection under his wings which are a very crucial bit of anatomy required for flight, and his long and colorful history of head traumas, he cannot fly at all. Not even a little bit. It would take a lot of dieting, physical rehabilitation, and perhaps a small museum to house his flag collection, before Flagon could be considered even remotely skyworthy.

Too make matters worse, as though it was not bad enough already, he's not very flashy... flags are very nice and colorful but they are utterly useless when the rest of you looks like a pile of rubble from a bird's-eye-view. Especially when that particular bird prefers to fly very high. She does not even know he exists.

Woe is Flagon.

[deadn30n]

@goldenfists from ✨

“   please   tell   me   i   don't   have   to   go   back   in   there.   ”   it's   almost   akin   to   a   whine    –    the   edge   of   Eden's   voice   barely   teetering   toward   it.   they've   got   their   arms   crossed   and   their   nose   wrinkled;   violet   eyes   fixated   with   obvious   disdain   on   the   door   that   would   lead   the   two   of   them   back   into   the   pits.   “   i   know,   i   know,   it's   your   job,   but   that   place   stinks.   do   half   of   those   people   take   showers   at   all?   ”   probably   not.   Eden   should   know   the   answer   to   that,   but   it   doesn't   mean   they   aren't   going   to   complain   all   that   much.   they   never   used   to   be   this   hyper-sensitive   to   smells   before,   but   perhaps   that   was   just   the   effects   of   their   pregnancy…   or   one   of   them.

“   maybe…   i   could   just   wait   out   here,   right?   yeah?   yeah.   ”   no.   no   they   can't.   it's   not   exactly   safe   for   them   to   do   so,   but   hey!   they've   convinced   themselves   they   can   handle   it.   they   definitely   cannot.   magic   might   be   their   forte,   but   the   second   someone   gets   up   in   their   face,   it's   game   over.   a   single   punch   would   probably   knock   the   poor   rabbit   out;   they   aren't   necessarily   frail,   they   just   aren't   accustomed   to   hand-to-hand.   for   them,   it's   easier   to   just   cast   spells   from   afar   and   call   it   day.   so   if   someone   were   planning   on   ambushing   them   without   Sett   around,   they   definitely   won't   have   a   difficult   time   pulling   that   off.

[katsuki-king-of-twinks]

Fucking... I feel so bad for Cassius, man. Nobody likes him. He is universally hated by all groups and factions.

Every member of the Rising dislikes and mistrusts him because he killed Ares.

Society remnants despise him bc he was an Olympic Knight who forsook his oath and helped kill the Sovereign.

The Rim hates him bc he was complicit in the slaughter at Darrow's triumph where a daughter of House Raa was killed, and in the death of the Joy Knight who was Dido's illegitimate brother.

Like... the only people who love him are Lysander and Darrow. And Lysander fucking sucks, so he doesn't even count.