#poor Yara tho

[xx-alice-in-wonderland-xx]

Abby, Lev & Yara incorrect quotes 🖤

Abby, to Lev: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up! Lev: *proceeds to kick her in the shin and run away*  Yara, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Lev cute or small.

Lev: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.  Abby: Abby: I'm gonna tell him.  Owen: Don't you dare.

Abby: Today, Lev said a swear word, so Yara said that she was going to wash Lev’s mouth out with soap. Lev replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, they’ve both been putting soap on their lips to blow bubbles for the past hour.

Lev, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?  Abby: Yeah, sure.  *A few minutes later*  Abby: Here you go.  Lev:  Abby:  Owen: Why am I here?

Yara: Breathe, just breathe.  Lev: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure!  Their mom in Lev’s mind: Awww, that never bothered you before.

Lev on his 18th birthday: Adulting is hard.  Lev: How do I quit?  Yara: Time travel.  Abby: Die.

Lev: When Yara was born, the gods said, "She’s too perfect for this world."  Abby: Please. When I was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

Yara: You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?  Abby: Eat a nickel.  Yara: A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memories.  Lev: Eat a nickel.  Yara: Ok.

Lev: Why does everyone want to kill Abby?  Ellie: Because, goddamnit, have you seen her? her neck looks so snappable.

*the Squad cleaning up*  Abby: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away.  Lev, to Yara: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—

Lev: *sneaking in through their window*  Yara: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?  Lev: I was with Abby?  Abby: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

Yara: Do you support gay rights?  Lev: I’m literally trans.  Abby: He’s avoiding the question!

Yara: What did Abby do this time?  Lev: More like WHO did Abby do this time?

Lev: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.  Abby: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.  Yara: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.  Lev: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

⬆️ (Lev’s never had a birthday cake 🥲)

Lev: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.  Yara: "If"  Abby: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.

Abby: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Yara’*  Lev: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

Yara: Nice rock.  Lev: Thanks, Abby gave it to me.  Abby: I threw it at you!  Lev: Isn’t she the sweetest?

Yara: Lev! Abby got that thing on the control panel working!  Lev: Wow! That looks pretty impressive.  Yara: Yeah!  Abby: Any idea what it does?  Lev: Not a clue.

Yara: What are you two arguing about this time?  Abby: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly!  Lev: Cry me a table, Abby.

Yara: Lev isn’t answering my messages.  Abby: Allow me.  Yara: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-  Lev: *replying to message* Hello.

Lev, not understanding the concept of holidays since I headcannon Seraphites didn’t celebrate stuff like Christmas: Christmas is cancelled.  Abby: You can't cancel a holiday.  Lev: Keep it up, Abby, and you'll lose New Year's too.  Abby: What does that mean?  Lev: Yara, take New Year's away from Abby.

Yara, to Abby You know, Lev can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.  Lev: *blows airhorn at a seraphite* GET FUCKED!

this was so funny to make lmao 😭

[isabelaleleh]

OC + Revue

Nick arrives at Rinmeikan to steal Eliza (obviously not canon, but she'd do it if she had the chance)

[auri-ace]

Yara as Telemachus SLAPS, I love it!!

Poor Wise King in Epic AU tho- 😭 the horrors

*Drops a bunch of my princesses of the kingdom of fantasy AUs and runs away*

Swap AU (My favourite one and also the only one I actually have a fic for :3 it’s on ao3 and please bear with me It’s super self indulgent and also I made it for the PdRdlF discord server): Basically, what if the Grey Witches and the Princesses swapped roles? (Kind of. Disclaimer the Grey Witches are only human, they’re not princesses. I fear the power Etheria would have if this occurred…)

Yuri AU (LISTEN. The discord server is full of lesbians what am I to do): All the husbands are gender swapped :3 Included sexist Academia (the only good things that came from this establishment are Rubin Blue and Kaliq Zaba, literally fight me.)

Hades Game AU (if you’re catching both trends of me being influenced by discord server characterization and my other interests no you haven’t hahaha): Nils is Zagreus, Rubin is Thanatos, Samah is Megaera, Donor is Hades, and Hannah is Persephone.

EPIC AU (Venegance Saga destroyed me I’ve gone insane from too good of a saga): Wise King is Odysseus, Queen is Penelope, Yara is Telemachus.

What if Gunnar never turned into a wolf AU? (Omg rare sighting of an actual canon divergent au and not me mixing my interests together): Gunnar never turned into a wolf! He’s traumatized and scarred and has some magical characteristics but he’s human :) (mostly). It also includes my Cinderia/Tefria is Gunnar’s sister AU/theory.

I have too many to count rn yall my brain is still reeling from epic:the vengeance saga. Anyways I love PdRdlF and my brain is full of worms byeeee

[heniareth]

There was some talk about different warden's heights recently, and I kind of wanted to do a line-up, so...

(Pardon the image quality)

[ID: A hand-drawn line-up comparing character's heights. There are four characters pictured, all still in the sketching phase so that there's nothing more to see but the rough outline and general body shape. The image has poor quality and weird shadows thrown over it. End ID]

From left to right we got: Yara, Rhodri, Astala and Ilanlas

@badartxd and @wild-houseplant I hope I'm getting the body proportions and the mood in the pose kinda right? It's probably difficult to see bc the characters are still blocks XD But my idea was that Yara would be holding a stone and Rhodri would have her hands plunged in her pockets.

@siriskulksnerding I'd love to include Vanessa as well. Any thoughts on how tall she is?

@icy-warden I think Ilanlas would be thrilled to have Vergil there as well ^^ Would he and Saskia like to join the party (no pressure tho, if you'd rather not, no worries about it ^^)

@yukichouji I'd love to have Theron join as well, what do you think? Only if you want to, of course :D

@the-iron-lion would it be okay if I include Ezra as well? How tall is she? No pressure tho ^^

[artificialqueens]

Tension (Rajila) - Kiyo

A/N - My first submission so, I hope this goes well, this pretty much comedic with of course, a lot of tension and a questionable friendship and usage of the word platonic.

Author blog: @nilaluzon

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"What kind of person does that to a kid-" Alexis asked in shock to what Manila had just told her. "I have no idea but he did, he yelled at him and basically made him cry because he didn't get 90% when the poor guy had like, 83% if I remember correctly."

Alexis and Manila had been having this discussion for a bit now, simply talking about stories from their childhoods, it was always fun to know what kind of stupid things they had done back then...or stupid things people in their surroundings did.

"Honey, I'm sorry but, your school was fucking crazy, these kid's parents sound like kids themselves." Alexis shook her head, all these anecdotes had been quiet crazy on Manila's end and she just didn't get it, how did people do these things and why would they? Sometimes Alexis wondered how some people did not have the blessing of common sense and it was pretty sad because other people had to endure the consequences of their stupidity.

"Girl, you haven't heard this one." Manila chuckled. "There was this other time where that same kid stole a pencil from me, so, as a 9 year old, I was pretty upset about it, so I waited for him outside the school entrance and he was with his dad." Manila explained whilst Alexis nodded, finishing her glass of wine, keeping her eyes on her friend as she spoke.

"So, I came up to them and I said. 'Hey, can you give me my pencil back, you've had it for 3 days, I want it back.' And I'm not making this up but his dad looked at him and slapped this poor kid's soul out of him over a pencil- I was so shocked, he was so freaking angry." Manila giggled, thinking back on it.

"So then, he looked at me, still very angry and all that jazz then said with the creepiest fucking angry voice to exist. 'You'll have your pencil tomorrow.' That's all he said before storming off with his kid, literally dragging him down the street." Manila chuckled. "I was just out of it the rest of that day, I thought he might have killed his kid when they got home, I felt so bad."

"Girl, Honey, Nila- What the fuck was wrong with your hometown." Alexis asked with genuine concern in her voice, making Manila laugh. "I have no idea but that was the period in my life where I felt like the only normal person because, my classmates parents either we're super strict and borderline beated their kids or they let them do whatever they wanted all the time. Meanwhile, I was at the middle ground." Manila explained, she couldn't stop chuckling, the expression on Alexis's face was absolutely hilarious.

Her expression was a mix of concern, disgust and confusion. "Ma'am, I hope you got therapy for all that trauma." Alexis sat back in her chair with her arms crossed. "I didn't-" Manila laughed again yet Alexis stayed serious.

"I can tell." Alexis chuckled and Manila gave her a mocked-offended look. "Excuse me, I'm not that bad, do I look that mentally ill to you-?"

"You wore a pineapple dress."

"That is hot couture, glamorous and unique, I don't get how that reflects my mental status whatsoever." Manila responded. "And look, atleast I was gorgeous wearing it." She shrugged.

"I'm even more concerned about you now- first of all, your friend got beat by his dad over a pencil, then you had another friend who tried smoking a cigarette at 9 years old and then someone from your class set a trash can on fire and to top it all off, you dress up as food." Alexis sighed, facepalming.

"Hey, it isn't that bad, I didn't tell you about that time where-"

"I don't wanna know Manila, no thank you. Do not project your trauma onto me, I've went through enough already." Alexis giggled, seeing Manila start to sulk because of Alexis's response.

"Do not look at me like that-" Alexis laughed, making Manila laugh as well. "You can't even take yourself seriously." Alexis chuckled. "Yes I can!" Manila said defensively with a hint of sarcasm in her voice, trying to look serious again.

The conversation could have went on with Alexis teasing her younger friend but that was interrupted by Raja who sat inbetween the two, out of nowhere, visibly irritating Alexis.

"Hope I'm not interrupting you two." Raja smiling proudly as she saw her friends look at her with annoyed expressions, well, the annoyed expression came from Alexis, Manila on the other hand looked pretty happy and excited to see the older queen.

"No, you're not, we we're actually getting impatient of waiting for you." Manila explained with a small smile on her face.

"Well, I'm old, I walk slowly so bare with me." Raja joked. "But you have long legs." Manila responded, there was no excuse- "You got me there-" Raja sighed.

"Am I thirdwheeling now or what?" Alexis raised a brow, Raja's back was turned to her, basically excluding her from the conversation with Manila. "I mean, only if you want to." Raja shrugged, glancing back at Alexis who rolled her eyes, getting up and leaving the pair to talk alone. Yara wanted to hang with Alexis anyways, so it wasn't a big deal, she definitely wasn't going to spend her night alone, like Farrah.

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"You won't believe me." Alexis complained as soon as she approached Yara. "You thirdwheeled?" Yara raised a brow, already knowing the answer. "Yeah, how'd you know?" Alexis looked at her with a puzzled expression, sitting next to her friend.

"You only say that to me after Raja pushed you out of a conversation you we're having with Manila, so it was quiet obvious that this was the reason." Yara shrugged as if this was casual by now.

"I've been thinking about those two, they always try and make the convo only them, well, atleast Raja does that." Yara explained, basically talking to herself since Alexis pulled out her phone. "And Raja is always like 'Manila this, Manila that.' It's weird and annoying, don't you think- are you even listening to me?" Yara sighed.

"I agree." Alexis lazily answered. "I just don't have the energy to talk about those two, they get on my nerves honestly." She sighed. "Why?" Yara raised a brow, putting her drink down on the table.

"Like you said, with Raja, it's always about Manila and meanwhile, Manila never says shit to get Raja to stop isolating her away from us, I don't even think she noticed that Raja always tried to keep her to herself." Alexis responded, thinking about the many times Raja interrupted a group dicussion by just snatching Manila away from the group, pretty weird if you ask her.

"Yeah, I mean, it's pretty obvious that she likes Nila." Yara shrugged. "Why tho?" Alexis asked in disgust, making Yara wheeze- "Do you no like Nila?"

"Well, she's fucking annoying most of the time, she can be nice but she's so noisy and never stops talking, I don't get why Raja would want that as a girlfriend, if that's even what she wants."

"That's a bit hypocritical of you to say after you've been complaining about Raja never letting anyone speak with Manila." Yara teased her friend who rolled her eyes at her. "That's why Manila is so noisy now, she barley has an opportunity to talk to us."

"You're exaggerating." Yara responded, chuckling.

"What are you guy's talking about?" The infamous and lonely Farrah Moan approached the pair. "Just about how much Manila annoys Alexis." Yara told Farrah, patting the space beside her to invite the younger queen to sit down with them.

"Hm, speaking of Manila, don't you think her and Raja are crushing on each other?" Farrah suggested before sitting beside Yara. "Exactly! That's what I was saying." Alexis responded enthusiastically at the fact someone shared her opinion. "They're both so fucking obvious." Alexis huffed.

"Like, Raja has her fucking hand on her thigh and Manila is basically eye-fucking that corpse." Alexis just wanted them to fuck already, like, stop acting as if nothing is up, just do it, no one cares. "You seem very passionate about those two for somebody who dislikes them." Farrah giggled.

"I'm not, I just find it annoying that they don't just do it already." Alexis quickly responded, it's true, Manila and Raja had never done shit about that tension between them as far as Alexis knew and it irritated everybody.

"Do what-?" Yara hadn't been following this rant Alexis started. "Fuck." Alexis sighed. "The sexual tension kills everyone, like, we'd be at a restaurant and they're just eyefucking each other and cuddling-"

"It's definitely getting frustrating to watch, I gotta agree." Farrah said. "Because they're always so close to actually doing something but then they never do it, which is kinda like you're about to climax but you don't."

"Exacta-fucking-ly." Alexis finally somebody who voiced what they thought about that duo, She basically said what everyone was thinking and Farrah confirmed her theory.

"Look, look, look, look, look." Alexis pointed at the couple. "They're so fucking close- like her hand- look at her hand!"

The two weren't even talking, just staring at each other, Manila had a stupid smile on her face whilst Raja had a simple grin with her hand rested on Manila's upper thigh, rubbing circles with her thump on Manila's exposed skin.

"FUCK EACH OTHER!" Yara yelled at them, breaking whatever moment they we're having and making them visibly embarrassed as some of their friends stared at them, glancing back and forth from Yara to Raja and Manila.

-

"Give me a second." Manila quickly whispered to Raja them speed walked over to the trio who we're intensly looking at her. "What was that about Yara!?" Manila snapped at her friend. "Nothingggg-" Yara smiled awkwardly.

"We just want you two to stop your flirting game and just fuck already." Alexis shrugged, seeing the confused expression on Manila's face annoyed her right away. "Flirting? We're not flirting."

"Please-" Farrah laughed at Manila. "She was staring deep in your soul and feeling your thigh, that isn't flirting?" Farrah was questioning what Manila even considered flirting anymore or maybe Farrah was just wrong about the definition, who knows?

"No, she wasn't even touching me." Manila huffed.

"Girl." Alexis gave her the really queen? Stare.

"Miss thing-" Farrah looked at her as if she we're the dumbest person alive.

"Oh my god." Yara facepalmed.

"What? She wasn't." Manila stood her ground, crossing her arms. "Babygirl, yes she was." Alexis sighed.

"Whatever." Yara shook her head and made a motion for Manila to go away. "Just go home, you're obviously too drunk to know whats going on."

"I drank one glass, I'm not drunk." Manila whined but Alexis was not about to deal with a Manila tantrum right now. "Take an IQ test girl." Farrah giggled before Alexis stood up and grabbed Manila's hand. "Look, darling, consider therapy, I really recommend it." She said, seriously, making Manila roll her eyes before storming off.

"Well, I hope she takes my advice." Farrah giggled and received a slap on the arm from Yara. "You're stupider than her bitch, shut the fuck up with you IQ test looking ass." She laughed. "It wasn't a bad idea." Alexis shrugged, sitting back down.

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Manila stormed out the club, feeling upset, she had no idea why she was but she felt betrayed in some odd way. Why would they say that and why Yara yell thay infront of everybody? Manila felt embrassed, her and Raja we're just friend, they'd never done anything together...that was complete delusion on her part to think that because Manila recalled moment's they had but it was after a long nights of drinking and excuses to so things but she barely remembered snippets of encounters.

But even if it did happen, Alexis anf Yara had no right to say something like they had ---

"Nila-" Raja snatched Manila by the wrist, making her abruptly stop in her path. "What!?" Manila snapped but turned to see Raja. "Oh, Raja...my bad." Manila sighed, relaxing a little yet still having a tense feeling in her chest. "Where are you going?" Raja frowned, letting go of Manila's wrist, noticing the red mark she'd left on her skin from grabbing her that harshly.

Fuck... Raja thought to herself before looking back at her short friend. "I was going home." Manila responded, crossing her arms. "Why? Weren't we suppose to have fun till 3 am or something? It's barely 11 pm...and you said you'dcome back to talk to me." Raja said with a worried tone in her voice, mumbling the last part butal she could think of was if there had been something that happened to Manila to make her upset her this much?

"I know, I just, I got angry, they kept saying we we're acting weird or something and I guess that it made me really upset but now that I think about it... it was really dumb to storm off, sorry." Manila took a deep breath, not being able to hold eye contact with Raja. "That's fine, they won't know anyway.." Raja responded, taking a step closer to Manila, looking down at her. "Are you calming down?"

"I think so.." Manila shrugged. "Look at me." Raja sighed. "Are you still upset?"

"..."

Raja cupped Manila's face, making her look up at her, here came the tension once more, just like earlier, Manila felt her heart beat out of her chest as Raja looked at her, she could no longer look away, she didn't want to. "Are you upset?" Raja asked once again.

"Yeah, I don't know why...they'd..say that." Manila could barely focus, she knew she was staring but so was Raja. "I see." Raja sighed. "Do you want me to walk you home?" Raja raised a brow and tilted her head slightly.

"I want you to stay with me..." Manila mumbled, hugging Raja and resting her head against her chest, hearing the taller woman's heartbeat.

"You want to stay here, outside?" Raja asked again, wanting clear answers from Manila, it was quiet cute how shy she was being but it didn't help them carry this conversation.

"Whatever you want, i just want to stay with you." Manila answered, clearly not wanting to carry on talking. "Alright." Raja sighed, now she needed to find away to break the hug without it being awkward...

"I love how clingy you are but I need to just..." Raja started her sentence, slightly bending down and passing one of her arms under Manila's knees, picking her up bridal style. "...Pick you up and get you home."

"Can we go to your place instead..?" Manila asked, somehow not bothered by the gesture.

Manila didn't want Raja to just get her home then leave her, tonight she didn't want to be left alone.. "Of course." Raja giggled softly.

Manila and Raja's friendship was odd to say the least, well, to other people it was weird but this was normal for the both of them, they'd always been quiet clingy but people thought they we're dating but always ended up disappointed when they found out that they we're just close friends.

Raja started walking, thanking the lord that Manila had made that request because she couldn't see herself carry Manila to that house, it was pretty far away, meanwhile, Raja's apartment was really close to the club they'd been at.

Raja started walking pretty quickly because people seeing her carry an upset and tired girl who looked far younger than her probably wasn't a good look at all-

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After finally getting to the front door of her apartment, Raja carefully put down Manila who immediately hugged her arm, sticking to the older woman like glue. Raja could tell that her friend was in a very clingy mood if it wasn't obvious enough.

After finding the keys to her appartement, Raja opened the door, walking in with Manila then quickly closing the door and to her surprise, Manila pushed Raja against the wall, not hard at all but damn was she needy, being cuddly with Raja right away.

"Nila, I adore you but, don't want you wanna cuddle on the couch or in bed? The wall isn't exactly comfortable" Raja giggled, seeing Manila take a step back and crossing her arms with her annoyed expression that Raja knew all too well.

"Aw, come on, don't look at me like that, this really makes me believe you're a light weight because the only logical reason to why you'd do this is, is because you're drunk but you only drank one glass." Raja chuckled, grabbing Manila's hand and then leading the way to her bedroom.

"Make yourself at home, I mean, pretend it's not like you already sleep here 3 nights a week with me." Raja chuckled and got hit in the shoulder playfully by Manila. "I'm tired, let's sle-" Manila got cut off by the door bell ringing and Raja was visibly annoyed like Manila, huffing before making her way to the front door, leaving Manila in her bedroom to sit on Raja's bed.

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Raja opened the door to see Bob of all people, which wasn't too pleasant of a surprise right now.

"May I ask why you're at my door step at midnight?" Raja sighed, Bob had this smile on her face, Raja would say she looked stupid but she was going to keep that thought to herself.

"Well, I know you're pretty lonely most of the time so, I was wondering if we could hang out since Monet is busy tonight." Bob suggested but got caught off guard when she saw Manila walk towards them, hugging Raja's arm and resting her head on her shoulder. "What's up?" Manila asked, not bothering to look at Bob as she kept her eye's on Raja.

"Oh- Nothing much." Bob chuckled awkwardly, she must've been interrupting something and she clearly felt tension build between her and Manila and it wasn't exactly positive.

"Babe, you didn't tell me Bob was going to come around." Manila looked at Raja, clearly annoyed by Bob's presence. "She just dropped by to ask me to hang out-"

"-You're gonna leave me here? You promised you'd stay with me, I love your apartment but I love it make when you're with me." Manila whined, hugging Raja tighter. "Of course not, I was gonna tell her that I'm-"

"-We're busy." Manila finished Raja's sentence then eyed Bob who was clearly regretting every life choice that led her up to this moment. "Okay, well, I'll be on my way-" Bob chuckled awkwardly then quickly walked away, borderline running, not waiting for Raja to close the door.

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Raja locked the door then looked at Manila with an intrigued look. "Are we busy...babe?" She asked teasingly. "Mhm." Manila smiled. "You really are a handful, you scared that small bean away." Raja giggled.

"My plan worked, now we won't be bother by anybody, it'll be just us and that weird Madonna poster you have in your living room." Manila giggled. "I don't know if I'm offended or amused." Raja sighed and shook her head. "I don't have the energy to defend that fabulous poster right now so, I'll just agree with you." Raja chuckled.

"Can we go sleep now?" Manila whined. "With that attitude, we're not sleeping." Raja grinned. "Aren't we?" Manila giggled at what Raja was suggesting. "Are you that tired?" Raja sighed. "Not anymore." Manila smirked.

"Good because..." Raja smiled and cupped Manila's face. "I want to make you my babe tonight." She kissed her softly. "All platonically of course...as always." Raja chuckled. "All platonic." Manila giggled.

There was absolutely nothing platonic about their relationship but no one knew that nor did they have to know. Having their friends push them together when in fact they already we're together most of the time in many sense was quiet funny to say the least but, tonight there was no laughing about who and what somebody said...tonight they'd be beating up the word platonic.

[flah-se-dah]

My opinion on ships— they’re somewhat mainstream (and also not) so probably no one’s gonna care but it was fun to make lol

Tagatha

- cute

- feels the littlest bit forced every now and then because they never built a strong relationship before somehow acquiring that exact strong relationship, but anyway

- still cute

- 7/10

Hestadil

- since it’s already pre-established that the coven is tight, their relationship makes sense?

- goth gfs ily

- the idea that they’re soft around eachother but “ew haha princes are so lovey dovey” and mean toward others, plus the banter and dynamic ahh great

- the moment with the upside down sea thing absolutely got me

- 9/10

Hophie

- personally I enjoyed reading about them

- it did however drag on in some :/ ways sometimes

- 8/10

Willden

- seemed forced as well, except this was much more obvious

- they were cute tho

- 5/10

Reatrix

- I like the dynamic of bea being a bit more strong-willed and reena the calmer one that can sorta deal with her

- plus they’re besties sooo

- 6/10

Keian

- the dynamic *mouah* 👌

- lost potential all I’m saying

- 8/10

Sophie x Rhian

- yes.? Surprisingly?

- I would’ve totally been down to see them rule camelot together, a nevermore that it may be

- 6/10

Hicola

- had good potential for bickering but the book shoved it in our faces that it wouldnt last so,

- 3/10 also poor nic, damn hort

Nicphie

- never saw the appeal

- but also kinda do?

- 4/10

Agaster

- never thought of them as anything more than friends, but I like the idea of it

- goth gfs 2.0 but with more feeling in it lol

- 6/10

Tedot

- I love the idea of this, the idea that tedros stood up for dot and they could potentially harbor feelings

- AND pull her out of the self-depricating hole she’s been in because of her father/“friends”/stupid world view

- cute cute cute

- 5/10

Tristos/tedara

- sort of the same reasoning as tedot actually

- would’ve been cute to see

- I just want some more yara, man

- 6/10

Yiko

- I was a huge fan of this until well, kiko being oblivious for the ENTIRE series coupled with the fact that yara did not like girls

- 0/10, just not possible

Jaric

- conceptually, love it

- but in the actual books it’s put to the extremes so I can’t ship it, it’s just bad

- 0/10 nah

Lovey

- no

- why

- isn’t lesso like 40 and dovey 60 pr smth

- 0/10

Hiko

- (hort x kiko)

- a bit random but I started developing a fic/comic while back that they were friends and ngl I kunda really like it

- though just platonically, no romance

- 7/10

Killicent

- I also randomly came up with this one on a whim,,

- but it means kiko gets more friends and she gets over tristan/yara earlier on (thank god) AND we can say kiko has a thing for redheads, p l e a se

- bunch of cute airheads

- they get to empathize with each other during their transition to morgrif in book threeee

- cottagecore / mermaid aesthetic

- 6/10, I’m invested

[plastic-pipes]

I was just about to ask if you've drawn Yara (and you have) but have you drawn her in those Greek/Odyssey type clothings you drew Diana in a few times yet?

nnope,  i haven’t gotten to draw her a whole lot yet, so haven’t really thought of any redesigns or anything atm, we’ll see what happens when the comic and show starts c:  would lOVE for her to get pants tho lol especially if the poor kids are gonna be filming up in Vancouver w/ the rest of the cw shows :0 

[a-libra-writes]

Just saw your blog and well it’s amazing 🌟🌟🌟 can you do a list for each of GoT characters (the once you like 😜) and write down 2-3 kinks for them thx Would be a blessing 😍😍

apologies i took so long to answer this! gonna go through this quick, also put it under a cut for those who dont want my basic, sleepy-ass degenerate opinions. let us discuss like proper ladies, lords and lieges. 

(if ur boo isnt here then i couldnt think of anything specific they vanilla)

Ned - Everyone assumes he’s super vanilla lmao but he has a lowkey pregnancy kink and size kink; like he’ll be very willing to be intimate when you’re looking like a whale and he likes to carry you or hold you down but not too roughly. he’s our soft husband ok

Robb - Biting and lowkey public sex; like it’s outside your bedroom but there’s a low chance of getting caught lol (tho if you’re his wife he probably won’t mind ayyyy). not really a kink but very prone to jealous sex his is the best

Jon - Giving service and having his hair pulled!! also outdoors is better than indoors but he’s a little shy about voicing that lol go easy on him

Benjen - having his hair pulled, leaving LOTS of hickeys/bruises, getting bit and biting you, rougher sex, sneaking around w you, spanking you ....he has a lot haha. Ned might carry you like a princess but Benjen likes tossing you over his shoulder and spanking you just to piss you off lmao

Jory - Being fem dom’d, let’s be real. Esp when you’re riding him and using him how you like. 

Edd - Voice kink, but for your voice, especially when you talk sweetly or moan. Lowkey likes roleplaying too

Mance - Open to threesomes and likes seeing you with other men. Also has a thing for your voice

Tormund - oh boy uh also open to the threesome thing but wants to participate and hog all your attention, loves sex right after a fight, loves it when his girl kicks ass and still has blood on her hands from it. Has a thing for licking anywhere, and biting.

Yara - likes it when your bratty so she can overstimulate and punish you. also likes pissing you off and sexually frustrating you so you’ll pounce on her first. has a thing for knifeplay too.

Dany - Likes being the one on top / doing the dominating and ordering you around, tho she’s softer than Yara. Also wearing your clothes and underwear, and having your fingers run through her hair.

Jorah - SERVICE KINK 150% and doesn’t mind you being on top, especially when you initiate it, and has a big praise kink, regardless of whose doing the praising. Body worship kink too.

Tywin - Dominating dominating doooominating and good luck escaping that lmfao. He also likes punishing you, marking you and making you beg and cry like a good girl (but obvs the aftercare is on point).

Tyrion - Has a big praise kink and likes to talk dirty; he’s VERY good at it. 

Jaime - oh boy okay semi-public sex (big chance of getting caught), roleplaying dubcon or just generally struggling against him, being mostly/partially clothed, giving you VERY OBVIOUS BIG hickeys and generally likes making out. 

Sandor - A SIZE KINK A MILE LONG holy shit and it comes out constantly. Also likes bending you over various surfaces and fucking you hard, very into rougher sex, just as much as sweeter sex. won’t admit it but really gets off on you being sweet and affectionate too

Bronn - okay like a million but he especially loves spanking, public sex with a good chance to get caught, restraining you with bindings of some kind and also a p healthy size kink (but not as much as Sandor or Brynden)

Petyr - loves to both spoil and mercilessly edge a pillow princess; really likes teasing and orgasm denial in general. really gets off when you cry from pleasure. will go from 0 to 200 if you want to fuck in his lap or ride him while he’s working

Stannis - lmao my poor husband ok so really into being praised and desired after; related to that, likes it when you take control and tell him what to do. 

Margaery - really likes being in control sometimes, so she’ll pleasure and spoil you while remaining mostly clothed. sometimes she orgasm denials but shes p vanilla for the most part!

Brynden - Size!! Kink!!! He loves a smol girl and tbf he’s kind of a giant so that’s p easy lol. Likes to pick you up and position you where he wants; its p easy to do with his strength. Lowkey has a thing for fucking while one or both of you is mostly clothed, and likes to rip at your dress to get at you easier (tho he feels bad for it and wont indulge in it unless you say its ok). 

Ramsay - hooooooooo boy it might be easier to list what he’s NOT into. He really likes leaving marks and taking you wherever he pleases, also likes you tie you down and do whatever he wants. very into bloodplay or knifeplay but won’t seriously hurt you. LOVES it when you lick anything off him.

Roose - A breeding kink that is absurd; its very obvious when he’s pursuing you and esp once yall are married. Also into dominating you, holding you down in some way (preferably with his hands and strength) and totally melts at your praise. really likes when you’re bratty or when you struggle against him

Oberyn - lol holy shit also A LOT but uhh narrowing it down, likes watching you please someone or get pleasured by several people (as long as he’s loved on too), loves kissing and biting your ears and neck, also loves it when you act like a bratty princess and make him pleasure you

Beric - lowkey into making out or even feeling you up in front of everyone at the camp, likes holding you as close as possible when yall are intimate. didnt realize he had a kink for your voice until you started saying “ser” and “my lord” while whispering or moaning. 

[minetteskvareninova]

How the GoT ends for to me

(Because I refuse to admit anything after 8x03 is cannon the same way many people refuse to acknowledge The Cursed Child.)

- Tyrion and all the other smart people (maybe Varys Davos and Sansa?) cook up the plan of the final attack

- First few weeks noone does anything, while Cersei plans the destruction of Targaryen forces. Daenerys takes a vacation to Essos, allegedly to deal with some made-up trouble, and Varys makes sure Cersei knows about that.

- Yara captures the Iron Islands, and Euron goes there to deal with her. Cersei lets him go, since she thinks she has time. Dornish attack him from back and Yara kills him herself.

- Bronn still comes North to murder Jaime and Tyrion, and they also offer him The Reach. However, they also ask him for something else - to go kill Cersei. Bronn obviously doesn’t want to risk his life for them, especially not by going against The Mountain, so The Hound offers himself to protect him, “to die for greater good when this c***t doesn’t want to”.

- Notherners pretend Bronn has been successful and maybe even have a fake funeral for Jaime and Tyrion. Bronn comes to King’s Landing as a Cersei’s man and meets up with her, bringing masked Sandor with him, claiming he’s the sort of man she might need. Cersei, desperate for some reliable lackeys, meets up with both of them, and they off both her and The Mountain.

- Ellaria Sand, as well as other prisoners, are given freedom, but Ellaria completely lost her mind in the meantime, which pisses off Daenerys, but people responsible for that are already dead, so there’s nothing she can do. Something happens to Quiburn, I don’t know what because I don’t give a shit about Quiburn. Maybe he survives and later tries with Dany to hatch eggs Drogon later lays? That would be cool. Golden Company just kind of fucks off? There’s noone to pay them and nothing to do, so I can’t imagine what they would do.

- Jon and Daenerys decide to get married after Sansa (of course, Jon still tells her) threatens to spill the beans, but their relationship has been soured ever since, so it’s just a political match, at least at first. Jon becomes Jon Aegon Targaryen, but everyone calls him just King Jon. Daenerys eventually has to return to Essos temporarily and will probably swing between continents for the rest of her life. In the meantime, Westeros is in the hands of Jon&co.

- I don’t know whether Jon would get over the incest thing, let alone whether this relationship would work in the long run. I guess so - these two just have a lot in common. At any rate, this would be a boring marriage, because Jon is overall a boring guy. Also, Daenerys has a baby. It’s a girl named Visenya (for Viserion). Yes, only one, because only one of her dragons has died. Maybe she decides to sacrifice one of her dragons for an heir? There’s a lot of story potential here, along with the future of dragons! At any rate, Ghost lives in capital with Jon, but if he wasn’t doing well down south, Sansa would take care of him as her new direwolf.

- At any rate, Jon is officially a Targaryen, but loves his Stark relatives and still calls them brother and sisters.

- Westeros is a complete mess after all those wars, anarchy and thugs everywhere. So the criminality has to be dealt with and it’s gonna be a lot of work.

- Stormlands are being ripped apart by power-hungry local lords, because their liege lord was long gone and Cersei had other things to worry about. Gendry is thus legitimised by Jon and given the title of lord of the Stormlands. Because he knows nothing about ruling, Jon sends Davos to mentor him and take care of the lords and various outlaws.

- The North is ruled by Sansa, obviously. She later fall in love with and marries Tyrion, but they only spend together a part of year, because he is in the Small Council and helps Jon rule. Jon seeks her advice a lot and when Daenerys returns, she has to admit Sansa is pretty good when it comes to administrative and court politics (especially since Daenerys considers the normal administrative stuff boring and focuses on big things). The two have kind of a frenemy relationship and work together for the good of the realm as The Queen In The North (a nickname, not an offical title) and The Dragon Queen, with King Jon as a peacemaker in case of a conflict. The North isn’t independent, but gets more authonomy than other lands, because they were the ones who had to fight the white walkers. Sansa and Tyrion have many children, who officially take their father’s name, but are so thoroughly northern people start to call them Lannistarks, which eventually sticks so much it becomes the official family name. They get a new sigil, probably something with a direwolf and lion.

- Arya Stark dates Gendry for several months, but when he is made the lord of Stormlands and asks her to come there with him, with the obvious implication of getting married there, she gets cold feet and with embarks on a journey with a few other people (Yara? They’d surely be besties. Tormund and wildlings? Maybe.) to the lands beyond former Wall, where they would explore whether Lands Of Always Winter are still there, what is the climate and wildlife situation there and most importantly, whether there is anything new to learn about the white walkers, since Jon is haunted by a possibility they might not be completely gone (since they are so mysterious and all). Bran helps them with all that exploration, warging into animals and going into past. In the end, she returns and decides she’s quite ready to settle, having seen and experienced in twenty years more than other people do in life, and marries Gendry, but doesn’t become a typical lady and still fights, helping her husband deal with outlaws and being sent by Jon on all sorts of secret missions.

- Jaime and Brienne get married and he becomes a stay-home dad, also taking care of the administrative in Westerlands and Tarth, while she is off being a knight. (I think Jaime’s old enough for retirement. Give him a break.)

- Varys stays Varys and is very smart and very useful as a spymaster, do you hear me D&D?! After he dies, his considerable wealth is given to the poor, probably trough some kind of charity organization.

- Missandei and Grey Worm stay in Essos and rule the cities in Daenerys’ absence. Missandei eventually earns considerable respect after dealing with all sorts of trouble and is treated as a second queen. She decides to not retire, unless Grey Worm dies (and maybe not even after that, because her queen needs her? IDK), since if she returned to Naath, she would have to leave him. You see, you can’t stay on Naath for long, because foreigners tend to get this illness called butterfly fever, and since Grey Worm isn’t from Naath... She visits the island several times, tho.

- The Unsullied generally serve untill they reach a certain age, then they are given lands and pension. Some of their training techniques are incorporated into a training regime for a new, elite unit, but most of them are deemed too brutal to be continued and so they just quietly die off.

- Dothraki divide into two groups - one returns to Essos, the other stays with their Khaleesi in Westeros and live of horse herding and breeding the way others might of cattle. They settle mostly in the Reach, because grass.

- It turns out Daenerys “breaking the wheel” meant breaking the cycle of the civil war by weakening the power of great houses and returning stability to Westeros (also end of hereditary monarchy and succession of the most worthy, like choosing your heir trough a testament or something never lead to civil war; that didn’t work anyway). One way was to modify administrative system, so that it’s more in control of chosen civil servants not belonging to any fraction. It’s not a democracy, but it’s a honest attempt to do better. Of course, after a few generations, civil war broke out again anyway, because some things never change, but the new system is still more egalitarian and generally an improvement.

- At any rate, the ending is happy for everyone involved and not bittersweet at all, but only in comparison with what they’ve already come trough; otherwise rebuilding the ruined nation is a difficult and somewhere down the line, they can always fail...

[scarmander]

Poor Dany got a Jon Snow as a boyfriend when she deserved a Ned Stark as a husband.

I mean... The age difference is pretty staggering but at this point I’LL TAKE IT. Jorah too. Anyone but WhiteBreadMcProtagonist. Yara is PEAK tho. Or like Greyworm, they’d bring each other comfort.

[lady-ofhouse-snow]

My take of GOT8x01

-THAT OPENNING.

-They’re literally playing the song when Robert Beratheon and Cersei came to Winterfell...

-Dany taking pleasure in her dragons terrifying the northern folk (because that’ll win them over!)

-Jon’s face when Bran speaks... LOL

-Danys “the north is as beautiful as Jon claims, as are you” line to Sansa is cringy, and Sanasa isn’t having any of it.

-Bran dropping the bomb about the white walkers was sudden. Expected more of a reaction from Dany about viserion, but we got no time for that!

-Sansa was right about everything, including the north being unhappy with Jon for giving up his crown.

-Sansa bringing up the food is a big issue, and Danys they eat “whatever they want”... ASKFBDLDL FFS.

-Gendryas comin 😏

-at least the writers are aware they’re not Tyrion as clever as he’s meant to be and last season was all purposeful. Like he’s lost his edge, and while he was sincerely trying to help Dany, he wasn’t thinking of every angle like he normally would. Sansa pointing out that he’s a fool to believe Cersei would bring her army north hopefully puts him in his right mind sooner than later.

-Jon and Arya’s reunion!!! And Arya sticking up for Sansa is so fucking pure. The pack survives. Also, Jon and Arya picking on Sansa behind her back is something they used to do all the time, and now, like with Sansa, he has to figure out how Aryas changed as a person.

-Oh, look, Yara.

-someone pointed out that Bronns whores we’re talking about the Lannister soldiers Arya sat with last season are either dead or severely injured. Ed Sherran has no eye lids now.

-So, Bronn is charged with killing the Lannister brothers, but is handed Jofferys cross bow. So, cross bow for Tyrion as the weapon of choice he killed Tywin with ✔️ and Jofferys bow for being Jaime’s son ✔️ But will he also have to kidnap Sansa should that theory become reality, or is that the golden company, as speculated??

-Cersei misses getting laid. Desperate times, desperate meassures. Although they’re great together. OTP??

-YEEEEEH, THEON. that head butt tho, lol. “We’re even”

-Theon choosing to head north to fight along the starks as he should have to begin with and truly redeem himself is beautiful. Is Yaras understanding 😭

-David, stfu about marriage. That won’t make the northern folk like Dany anymore than they already do anyway. If he knew the north as well as he claims to, he’d know that.

-Dany does not respect the wisdom of age, Tyrion, unless she deems that wisdom to grow her power. aka, olena tyrell.

-Verys shutting down Davos’ marriage proposal lol

-Dany demanding everyone respect her because she’s “their queen” is tiring. Not even Cersei boats about her queenship this much. What is it Tywin said? “A man who has to say he is king, is no king at all”??

“If (Sansa) can’t respect me...” FUCKING WHAT. YOU GONNA BURN HER LIKE THE TARLYS??? Dude ...

-once upon a time, I LOVED Dany for her growing confidence in herself, but now it’s just arrogance that radiates from her and it hurts my heart.

-Jon riding Rheagal 😍 Jon not being able to gracefully climb into Rheagal is freaked out by the experience 😂 but seriously, this is as cool as the first time we saw Dany ride Drogon

-“we could stay a thousand years, no one would find us” reminded me if Yagriite’s “we should never leave this cave”

-It was a nice jonerys moment until he turned her so he could look at the dragons. Is that distrust from Jon in the dragons, worry from Jon that the dragons (more specifically dragon) doesn’t trust him??

-House Arya reunion 😍

-Genrya flirting overload 😏😏😏

-Dark, candle lit room

-Glover betraying House Stark, shocking.

“She’s not her father” “no, she’s a lot prettier” 👀 weird comment to add in.

-so, Jon, was it for the north or love?? Odd that they cut it off there. Shouldn’t he just say it’s for love, on screen, in that moment, considering he’s in love with Dany??? Unless pol!jon has more weight, and he is going to betray Dany for love/power.

-Sam having to THANK Dany after being informed that she killed his father and brother broke me. And you can see the turmoil on Joras face. Obviously he didn’t mention to Dany Sams family name, otherwise she would have been more hesitant to greet him, NOR was Jora aware Dany executed his family seeing as he arrived only after Dany returned to Dragonstone after that event. I can’t tell if she feels any remorse for the matter....

-Was full convinced Sam was gonna go off on Bran like all “you knew she executed my brother and father, didnt you?!”

-Dear, old Ned

-Sam being clumsy going into the crypts is adorable cause it’s how he and Jon first met, but it’s not cute cause he’s clumsy partly because of the news hed just recieved.

-Sam telling Jon about his family. Jon: I’m so sorry. And Sam just nods like “what are you gonna do about it??” Obviously sam is warning Jon Dany isn’t as good a person as Jon is trying to believe.

-Jon finding out he’s the legitimate heir to the throne is beautifully done, and I’m really glad sam was the one to tell him in private. It being done in front of Neds grave is even better.

-“you gave up your crown to save the people, would she do the same?” —no, she wouldnt, and Jon knows that deep down.

-“Stay back, he has blue eyes!” — “I’ve always had blue eyes!”

-Poor Ned Umber. Who knows, maybe he really did intend to return to winterfell. Him opening his eyes and screaming is shit of nightmares, ffs.

-But if the walkers already went through Last Harth (is that it?), how’s Tormund, Edd, and co supposed to make it to winterfell before the walkers??

-Jaime made it to Winterfell. Jaime locking eyes with Bran. Jaime being the old friend Bran was waiting for.

Overall, I can’t tell if I’m pleased or underwhelmed by the episode. Probably because it was just endless reunions. they were awesome!! And necessary. And I loved all the parallels, foreboding and heartwarming.

My thoughts so far:

Dany and Jon’s relationship isn’t going to be as overtly expected. The parallel in the beginning of the episode of them compared to Robert and Cersei isn’t a good sign for their relationship. It seemed like they used that song purely to show it’s a royal couple entering the courtyard of winterfell, as it initially was, but Cersei and Robert has anything but a healthy, loving marriage. They even admit their marriage was a sham.

Genrya is going to get me through this season.

I’m so curious how Jon is going to announce his parentage, and how he’s going to cope with the knowledge, and how the stark girls will handle the news. Arya will always think of him as her brother, but with Jones goggles on Sansas reaction is a variable.

What further reprocissions will don’t have to face for her actions?? Jon NOR Sam are aware of exactly how she executed the Tarlys—no one is, save for Tyrion and Jaime. I do believe Jaime will bring it up beginning of next episode. The matter of food was already brought up, and as far as I’m concerned she has no apprehension for her burning the food, and fully expects Sansa and the north to figure out how to feed everyone in her army. The dragons are going to become a problem before they become an asset. I just home the night king does take one more of them.

That’s all for now. 😘

[xx-alice-in-wonderland-xx]

Look at my beloved son ♥️

[drunk-queer-bisexual-lesbian]

My expectations were very low so I can say episode six was... Like 78% good.

Also wtf grey worm

Emilia Clarke is fucking amazing I will say that. Such good face acting. She gives great pep talks

Also I straight up don't get why everyone voted for Bran. Like he's gonna be a decent King I guess but JON is RIGHT THERE gdamn it. But that scene where he's like "yo we need a new master of whisperers and shit" then he goes "great y'all rule the kingdoms, I'm gonna go tripping and see if I can find Drogon" was excellent I loved it

Side note, what was the point of all the "Jon needs to know who he is" if he's just gonna... Be King anyways? Bran what u doing babe?

I kept hoping that if the leaks were real at least gendry was gonna go with Arya so they could have sex west of westeros but damn y'all really killing all my ships with ships.

Also why does yara even care that Jon killed Dany? Like doesn't everyone know at this point she literally burned king's Landing after they surrendered?

I loved edmure trying to go for kingship tho that was great 10/10. Also I wish there was a bit more sweetrobin because I saw him and all he said was aye? Come onnnnn

I now am gonna be shipping Jonmund from now on. Also I'm v happy Jon gave ghost some love. But my poor jonsa heart 😭

Also I want Sansa to get married is that so hard?? I want her happy 😭 but good job I'm proud of my queen in the north she did good

Also what was the scroll that Sophie kept?? Idk was everyone trolling us? What was the story board? Was it the coronation?

Also when Lena and Nicolaj showed up in the credits I was like ""CLowN tIme" but I guess they really dead. Lame.

But I loved Brienne fixing the white book or whatever it's called. (Also, petition for Tyrion to give her casterly rock when she finds out she's preggers 😉) also I'm not sure anymore but was she a kingsguard? Wasn't that clear to me. Why wouldn't she stay with Sansa? Bleh

God we really just needed another season or so a lot of stuff just went wayyyy too fast I swear

I need some fanfiction now ttyl

[thesithdiaries]

Game of Thrones 8x01 review (SPOILERS)

I’ll admit that I got nervous almost two hours before the premiere

- 99% of the trailer was in this episode

- NEW INTRO guys, they changed it

- there’s a kid running around at the beginning and i thought it was a flashback but no, just a random kid that wanted to see the arrival of the unsullied

- dany and jon riding side by side

- arya is with the crowd watching everyone, including the hound and gendry (and smiles)

- DRAGONS OVER WINTERFELL

- Nobody likes Daenerys, she’s the outsider

- jon immediately gives bran a kiss on the forehead and a hug to sansa

- sansa doesnt like daenerys

- cute pod in the background with longer hair and no acutal lines

- talk about jon bending the knee and shit i dont care about

- sansa and tyrion talked and i didnt care much for that either

- JON AND ARYA HUGGED UNDER THE DAMN BEAUTIFUL TREE

- euron still has yara, thankfully she’s fine

- bronn is paid to go kill someone aka jaime and possibly tyrion

- cersei and euron fucked, we didnt see anything thank goodness

- he’s like “im gonna put a prince in your belly” get in line buddy there’s already a bun in the oven but she still drinking wine

- YAY theon saved yara! she headbutted him tho

- she’s going to the iron islands to hold them off just in case but allows theon to go to winterfell

- davos, tyrion and varys talking about jon and dany

- the dragons are BELLY EATING because they dont like the north

- rhaegal letting jon pet him and ride him

- jon and dany riding the dragons together

- they stopped by a waterfall in the middle of nowhere and started making out

- JEALOUS DRAGONS

- especially drogon

- arya and the hound interaction, i dont know if he’s pissed or happy that she’s alive

- arya and gendry interaction, super cute im really happy about that

- “i mean, you look good” “thanks, so do you”

- she asked him to make her some weapon

- jon and sansa talking about daenerys

- dany meets sam and tells him about his father and brother with no sugarcoating whatsoever

- poor baby is crying

- he goes to the crypts to find jon, they hug, sam tells him what dany did and the truth about his real parents

- he told him in front of ned’s statue

- remember that ned told him that the next time they saw each other he would tell him about his mom? yeah in front of his damn statue

- jon doesnt fucking believe it he’s shook

- the nights watch is alive! they reunite at the last hearth

- that lord ned umber kid is dead, the night king killed him

- left him on a wall with the symbol

- kid came back as a wight but its fine they got rid of him

- JAIME LANNISTER ARRIVED AT WINTERFELL

- and fucking bran stark is there waiting for him

So, next week Jaime’s gonna stand trial in front of Daenerys for what he did and the battle they showed in the trailers

This episode was normal, an introduction to the rest of the season. First episodes are usually kind of boring with not much action but that’s alright. A breathe of fresh air for what’s to come.

[anxiousfuckupon]

Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 3 opinions/ commentary. Sorry I'm late!!! Spoilers!!

Samwell looks so goddamn scared my baby!!

This beginning is just everyone trading ominous looks with each other

Why is nobody but the unsullied wearing headgear??

Why the fuck is Ghost fighting? He's the only direwolf left! ( Nymerias MIA )

You can feel the awkwardness between Jon And Dany

Of course Melissandri has to be a dramatic fuck and scare everyone

Well at least we can see now

Oh I can tell Davos wants to kill her so bad

And Arya

Everyone wants to kill Melissandri

Jon and Damy being salty to each other like 😯

The battle has started and I see nothing

I love Jaime saving Brienne

Those dragons look beautiful this episode tho

Arya wanting to protect her sister and Sansa being like " I'm not gonna wimp out Bish" is such sisterly love I love it

"Stick them with the pointy end!!!!!!!!!

Samwell is acting like such a baby

Edd is dead

Only 2 left of the OG night watch club

Sansa is looking at anyone on Danys side like Try Me Bitch

This dragon scene would be awesome if I could see something

Pod stopping to check on Bri is so beuatiful

Holy Shit Greyworm is afraid and showing it I'm scared

Hey Melissandri did something useful for once. I can see again

Poor Sandor with all this fire

Sansa spilling the tea again

Holy Shit is Tyrion hitting on her

And he gets shut down

Aww Missandi being loyal to her bestie

Theon and Bran moment has me bawling like brotherly love!!

And..... The trenches have used up its uselessness

Fuck now the walls are useless

This fight would be cool if I could see something

Arya is using her training!!! The one true queen!!

I think Ser Davos has another daughter

This reminds me of the Waif fight so much

fuck fuck fuck the giants alive dead

Oh no Lady Lyanna!!!!!!!!!!

Sandor chooses right now to deal with his PTSD. Like valid but....

The Hound Came out of his panic attack to save his little Murder Daughter!!!!

NOOOO LYANNA!!!!!!

REST IN PEACE LYANNA MORMONT, LADY OF BEAR ISLAND, LITTLE GIRL SUPREME, QUEEN OF SASS, MOTHER OF AWESOMENESS, DESTROYER OF BULLSHIT AND SLAYER OF GIANTS!!!!!!

So suspenseful but I can actually see and Aryas being a baddass best scene of episode

Oh No she's hurt!

Running In the crypts scene!! I expected her to be running from wights

Hound saving Arya just like old times!!!!

Beric Is Dead

The Arya and Melissandri scene is a little dissapointing because I expected Arya to kill her

But Mel is acting like such a mom though

Hound is just sitting in the back like the fuck is this shit

OMG blue eyes Ayra will kill the night kill calling it NoT ToDaY FuCkFaCe

OH No Dragon!! (Idk if Drogon or Rheagal)

Ok if regular fire kills Wights why doesnt dragon fire kill the night king??????

Oh fuck Drogon!!

NK rose everyone we have to fight everyone we are so screwed

Oh fuck now drogons dead (i think)

The Tyrion and Sansa look will they just make up there mind if they will fall in love or not?

"You're A Good Man. Thank You." That is all Theon ever wanted I'm crying even though That Bitch dead from those words

Also thank you for finally joining us BRAN!

Theon crying at the end because he knows he's gonna die but takes it like a man is so in his character and is such a good death for him protecting a Stark. Ned would be proud.

Theon is dead. Rest in peace with Ned and Rob, son.

The Night King has a better manicure than I do.

Is it just me, or do Bran and Night King share a look of understand when they stare at each other. Like they found a mutual respect.

I think Bran teared up when NK reached for his sword.

Holy shit Arya came from nowhere ( haha get it its a pun)

the switchy hand thing the switchy hand thing!!!!

A hundred pound girl just killed the Most powerful thing in westeros

ARYA YOU ARE A GODDESS YOU PROTECTED BRAN AND SAVED EVERYONE PLEASE MARRY ME

NOT TODAY MOTHER FUCKERS

Jorah is dead.

For the first time in a long time I feel bad for Dany

Seeing her weep over her best friends dead body wow I'm hurt

I can see it in Davos eyes he still wants to kill Melissandri himself

Melissandri is dead.

In conclusion

Rip Edd nightwatch dude

RIP LYANNA MORMONT, GIANT SLAYER, ONE TRUE QUEEN

The Hound getting out of his fluck to save his little murder daughter gives me a lot of feels

RIP Beric

Melissandri is awesome in the scene with Arya and I think that is the only scene I will say I like her

RIP Theon Greyjoy. Ned would be proud. Oh fuck poor Yara...

Arya is a goddamn goddess and killed the night king and she is my one true fav now

Rip Jorah. Oh fuck he was the last of house Mormont

Melissandri is dead. She doesn't get an RIP because I'm still pissed about Shireen

Davos should have killed Melissandri

Did anyone else notice that Jon Snow did almost nothing in this?

By all! Love you! See you next week!

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Okay so its taken me a while to write this because im still not happy with this episode but heres thoughts for The Bells.

So I liked the before bit with the different voices playing while Dany was on screen, that was well done and helped add a not of insight to her character.

Varys was so soft with the child and for some reason I didn't expect that? But his conversation with Jon didn't surprise me, I've been conflicted about Varys but I think he is a good man with good intentions even if he does bad things.

I was not prepared for seeing Dany like that but damn that was tense, I won't forget that half smile when Tyrion said that Sansa trusts him. Dany needs to stop taking this out on Tyrion, he really is trying his best.

I knew Varys was going to die and I did suspect it would be by Dany, I'm still kinda sad to see him go which is surprising. He deserved a better goodbye than that from Tyrion but Dany was watching so I understand why he did that. Not gonna lie that was pretty asthetic to see Drogon shadowed behind Dany like that.

I'm glad Dany acknowledged Missandei and Greyworm's relationship and that she offered him Missandei's last possetion. I don't think Jon meant what he said about loving her, I think he was just saying what he thought would make her happy, like he has throughout this season. Ano she says let it be fear but I can't accept that she planned on killing innocents and she was willing to destory everyone.

Tyrion only wants to save people and it hurts me to see him begging for other poeple's lives, I think it was during this scene that Dany and Greyworm make an agreement to ignore the bells. Neither of them care about Tyrions pleas and they are both greiving Missandei so they are wanting revenge.

I am surprised that Tyrion trusted Davos enough to ask him to help him but Davos is a good man and Tyrion must know this.

I love Arya and The Hound just showing up and stating exactly what they plan on doing and just walking right by. Best duo on that show and you can't change my mind.

One of the things this episode got right was Tyrion and Jaime and damn that got me, I've always loved their dynamic and their goodbye was so heartfelt and emotional. They truely care about each other and Tyrion trusts him but damn ano Tyrion was done bad things but he is willing to give up his life for others and that says so much about him. The whole scene was great apart from Jaime saying he doesnt care about innocents, thats not Jaime Lannister and I'm so angry about D&D destroying his character arc and making him run back to Cersei.

Dany finally destroyed the Scorpions like she should have in the last episode, go her. I really thought the Golden Company would play a bigger role than that okay i guess. Also I thought theres was a lot less Dothraki than that after the BoW?

"The red keep had never fallen" you sure about that Cersei?

I knew that the Lannister Army would surrender but I didnt expect it to be that quickly.

Okay so the fuck happened with Dany? I get that she snapped but the was heading to the Red Keep then suddenly changed and started killing innocents? Nah mate I don't buy it, Dany would never do that. If she burned the Red Keep and took some innocents down with Cersei I'd understand that but not this. The first people she goes for isn't even the soilders but innocents who are just trying to get out of the way. No I don't agree with this at all and D&D ruined her just for shock value. Also if Cersei didn't stay and watch Dany would've gave her tones of time to escape so whats the point in Dany buying Cersei more time?

I didn't expect Greyworm to do that.. Ano he's greiving but Missandei would never have wanted that an surely he knows that.

Well at least Jon has been brought to his senses and realised he cant just blindly follow Dany. It took a genoside for him to see that tho.

Jaime and Euron fighting wasn't what I was wanting either, I really wanted Yara to be the one that killed him but it was still a decent fight scene I suppose. Euron really is on messed up fucker, hes dying and all he says is he killed Jaime?

Arya and The Hound. I cant. He gave her permission to live, he cares about her so much and wants her to live, to do better than him. He saved her because she wasn't going to save herself. And she realises this and THANKS HIM. God I love these two so much and she honestly needed him to say to her that she was allowed to let go of her hate and want something more.

Cersei just sneaking by The Hound will never not be funny. It was like trying to walk by two of your friends when they're fighting without getting dragged into it.

Cleganebowl finally happened and man The Mountain is a hideous fucker. That was never a fair fight but Sandor fought so well but it wasnt nice to watch The Mountain poke his eyes out. He died in fire, I'm not happy about that. I knew he was gonna die but I kinda hoped he wouldn't. I'm really gonna miss him cos he was one of my favourite characters but at least he done what he wanted to do.

I refused to believe that Jaime went back to save Cersei after all the shit she put him though. Also "you're hurt" and "you're bleeding" Seriously? You just sent a fucking assassion to kill him a few episodes ago so why do you care now if he's hurt.

I hate seeing Arya so scared and watching her trying to save people just for them to die hurt me. I don't understand people who say she has no feelings, this season alone has gave us more scenes of her showing feeling than any other. Also the crossover between her and The Hound was so well done, it shows how alike the characters. The amount of times I was scared she died was fucking annoying, if D&D killed her off I honestly think I'd kill them off (although depending on how the last episode goes I might anyways).

Im not accepting that as Jaime and Cerseis death. There was no closure about Cersei, she needed to be killed by someone who had history with her like one of the Lannister brothers or Sansa. It was too peaceful and comforting for her to die.

My poor girl.. Just leave her the fuck alone she's been though enough and seeing her like that killed me. She better be riding to Gendry and accepting his proposal or I will not be happy. She can live now, The Hound has given her the chance to so she better not waste it by continuing to push people away but I can't see that being the case.

So overall I'm not too happy with that episode, they've ruined some of my favourite characters and have put this in a direction I don't like, I guess we shall see how the last episode goes but I'm not too hopeful.