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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.
The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos
#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation#last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse#which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games#ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight#endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water#my heart will go on#after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy#oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC#SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE#theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen#everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique#now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement#damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game#thry got nasty dad model#and he is GOING places#if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt#i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water#hes like me fr#but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die#SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe#not a crook or informant thats her whole job description#level 10 babe#she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her#oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO
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only the finest, highest-brow jokes for you today. (I remain unconvinced that Shuggodam has indoor plumbing. Racules is a bad king okay)
(I was going to have Kaguragi busting in like a Kool-Aid man in Toufu, until I decided endless kuroko was funnier...but I still like the insanity of the thumbnail.)
#art#super sentai#kingohger#king ohger#long post#i don't normally do the toilet jokes but this wouldn't leave my head#gira's been having a DAY okay#damnit racules#poop and bathroom stuff mentions
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Kirby: Manmaru Nikki (AKA Daily Round Diary) - Volume 4, Chapter 11 English Translation
Hi-ho-hey, another requested chapter for you today! Kirby, King Dedede, and Meta Knight visit a mysterious staircase and wind up with their souls jumbled up between each other's bodies. How can this be? Will they be able to fix it? And what does Daroach have to do with any of it? Find out by reading the full chapter at the following links:
Imgur
MangaDex
Google Drive
I've got internet that's a bit better for a couple days so I went back and added a MangaDex link to the previous chapter as well! Unfortunately, Imgur is still not behaving.
#kirby#kirby manga#king dedede#meta knight#daroach#i think this is the first chapter i've translated to contain a poop joke#honestly given how kid's mangas usually are i'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner
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Lazerus water is Poop water.
Okay hear me out.
Hear me out, Lazerus water is always compared to sewage in DpxDc fanon, why not go all the way?
Danny might have to destroy some Lazarus Pits because of the Rats but he's not happy about it.
Since he always said they stink can I tell you what I think they are to him and everyone else in the Infinity Realms?
Pariah Darks Poop and Pee. He was the only one who didn't have a sewage system because he was too busy being a bitch.
That's why the color is different, like digested food looks different out of your body.
Danny can tell people when they finally ask him that too.
Danny: Yeah they're bathing in the waste of the old King. The reason your acting like shit is because you've got literal shit in your chest. Gross.
The Old King was a big gu who most likely had a some holes he would just poop in on some random dimensions planet.
When the pits were put there, humans probably were small in number, and many animals stay away from waste matter in large quantity, except Rats and roaches, which The League of Assassins are now.
Damian attitude changed because he got away from the sewage and started eating Real food(Natural Ecto).
Jason was dumped in Shit after being brought back to life by the natural Ecto, but Gotham is so cursed he kinda needed a minute to process his food because he was given too much, Like a feast when your stomach is small.
That's why his mood swings were so severe. He was given good food then forced to eat shit. He's constantly trying not to vomit (pit rage) because he'll lose the good food too and probably die again. Or constipated. Yeah he's also ghost constipated because of the Lazerus Pit.
Anyway, essentially The League of Assassins are Rat people, Ra's is the King of the Rats and Now Danny has to deal with them.
Will Danny's poop do the same thing? No, because he's half human and poops in much smaller quantities than a guy the size of a building while using a proper sewage system in his paranoid parents house.
They most likely do something to the sewage anyway. Danny too after he looks at the Rat People bathing in ghost poop.
Plus, he never uses the Bathroom in his ghost form, only him human one.
#I got this idea while reading a fic#Dpxdc#dpxdc prompt#dp x dc#dc x dp#ghost king danny#I just found this so funny#I had to share#It woke me up from sleep#Danny was asked to help Jason who is essentially constipated#I'm not sorry for writing this#I am sorry that I have no story idea#But this would probably be a fic where Danny is de-aged to the age he died from 17 and thrown into DC#Jason would be told by a child how he's constipated#But he can't poop because it'll kill him#Lol#This is funny shit#Haha I'm making puns#i'm gonna sleep now#danny is such a mood#dcxdp#danny phantom#danny fenton#dc x dp crossover#dp x dc crossover
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Happy 30th to Zelda CDi! 💿⚔️🍷💣
#otisbeerdraws#zelda#legend of zelda#morshu#cdi#zelda cdi#philips cdi#link#ganon#impa#king harkinian#faces of evil#wand of gamelon#nintendo#gwonam#ytp#youtube poop
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#darby allin#brody king#aew#all elite wrestling#suburban fight pro wrestling#professional wrestling#my edits#my gifs#there was another match I wanted to gif but my internet pooped out before I could record the clips#it's back now so whenever I have the time and energy again I guess
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Guess who’s now a fan of Ace Attorney? I am, I am.
#find the contradictions#I believe in my client#he isn’t a liar your honor#there really is#a giant goldfish#whose poop is the size of an island!!#one piece#usopp#op usopp#one piece usopp#god usopp#usopp one piece#sniper king usopp#straw hat usopp#sniper king#captain usopp#ace attorney#phoenix wright#anime#usopp op#manga#fan art#wesleysniperking#my art#wsk artt#op fanart#video games
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Go away bugs! You're ruining my dinner!
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he looks constipated
#call of duty#black ops cold war#alex mason#don’t know how else to tag this#poopy pee pee poop#it’s ok king
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the funny steven meme
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ytp edits
#i will make more soon >:)#youtube poop#hotel mario#mario#morshu#king harkanian#cdi zelda#i.m. meen#tw smoking#picmix
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#SUNDAY#S U N D A Y#S. U. N.#and saturday#dallas mower expo#dallas#king of the hill#seaking#S E A K I N G#SEAKING#oil paintings#oil paintings!#SEAKING!#Shitpost#ytp#YouTube poop#YouTube#old meme#vintage memes#memes#pokemon memes#hank hill#bill dauterive#boomhauer#Jeff Boomhauer#dale gribble#youtube memes#koth
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These stickers are what all true warriors strive for! The greatest king of Hyrule, King Harkinian, is now immortalized in sticker form!
Get 'em HERE!
Do note: Limited stock of 100 stickers, so get 'em while they're hot!
#artist on tumblr#stickers#zelda cdi#king harkinian#the king#youtube poop#my art#yes i did sentence mix morshu myself as a small ad lol
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"Mah boi, this peace is what all true Meisters strive for!"
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The King and Zelda encounter Michaeljuice (2009) 🎃⚡⚰️
Recreation of: https://youtu.be/h0AeB2n3SXc?t=122&si=h8Inw8wQRQznHBcj
#meleemario720#otisbeerdraws#ytp#youtube poop#michael rosen#halloween#beetlejuice#zelda cdi#zelda#king harkinian#the legend of zelda
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Sofia the first ytp
Hey guys I made this epic/cool/awesome video. It's the well loved episode 'Baileywhoops' with a cool/spicy/engaging/heartbreaking/dark/inclusive/daring spin. Hope u watch and enjoy.
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#sofia the first#baileywick#cedric the great#cedric the sorcerer#king roland#gay#gay men#gay art#youtube video#youtube poop#ytp#undertale#pakistan#homoerotic#homosexual#homophobia#greylock#cedric the sorcerer x reader#sex and drugs#cocaína#weedlife#smoke weed everyday#happy pills#meds#jewish#Youtube
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