#poop killer 6

[duvi0]

LONELINESS KILLER!! LONELINESS KILLER!!

Hi, I'm Duvi, and I have been hoping to grow or strengthen bonds with people for a while now, but haven't been in environments that were good for me. As a result, I have a low friend index and not much to draw on socially. So, I'm sending out this message to the void for anyone else who wants to KILL their loneliness!

If you fit multiple of the following criteria, you are a good start for a mutual or even a friend!

are between the ages of 21 and 30

are some flavor of queer, any gender or sexuality included

are anti-authoritarian

share in the interests of others even when they don't fit your own

listen to a vast variety of music from a vast variety of genres

are open to playing or hearing about a wide variety of games

are routinely available or enjoy being available to talk

3 or more of the above are preferred, 6 or more is incredible

Now all of that is well and good, but what I want to get into is the more granular individual interests since that's what I can easily tag for relevance!

If you are interested in the bands and artists The Mars Volta, Aesop Rock, PUP, Run the Jewels, Red Vox, Everything Everything, and/or Femtanyl, that is an opening.

If you are interested in the video games Hylics, Team Fortress 2, Your Only Move is Hustle, Rivals of Aether, pretty much any roguelike, Darkest Dungeon, Inscryption, the Pikmin franchise, or the Kirby franchise, that is an opening.

If you watch the YouTubers Vinesauce, Grayfruit, Big Yellow, Dead Meat, Caddicarus, Rata/Rank10YGO, Wambu, Hivemind, and/or anyone who animates or does YouTube Poops, that is an opening.

If you have an opening, meet any criteria, and are feeling anywhere near as lonely as I am, give me a shout in DMs, shoot me an ask, or send me a message on discord @duvi0! Here's hoping this message in a bottle kills some loneliness!

[disease]

The Rhino Brothers Present the World's Worst Records: Volumes 1 & 2 are a series of compilation albums released by Rhino Records in 1983 & 1985. They purport to compile the worst music ever recorded and feature mostly novelty songs, parodies and cover versions of popular songs, performed very poorly (though in many cases, intentionally so, either as a novelty or as a joke). The original first volume included an airsickness bag and a warning that the album 'may cause internal discomfort.' Full track lists include...

VOLUME 1 [1983]: 1. "The Crusher" (The Novas) 2. "Big Girls Don't Cry" (Edith Massey and The Eggs) 3. "I Want My Baby Back" (Jimmy Cross) 4. "I Like" (Heathen Dan) 5. "Kazooed on Klassics" (The Temple City Kazoo Orchestra) 6. "Fluffy" (Gloria Balsam) 7. "Paralyzed" (Legendary Stardust Cowboy) 8. "I Wanna Be Your Dog" (The Seven Stooges) 9. "Boogie Woogie Amputee" (Barnes and Barnes) 10. "Kinko the Clown" (Ogden Edsl) 11. "Umbassa and the Dragon" (The Turtles) 12. "Ugly" (Johnny Meeskite) 13. "Surfin' Tragedy" (The Breakers) 14. "Young at Heart" (Wild Man Fischer) [YOUTUBE: FULL ALBUM]

VOLUME 2 [1985]: 1. "Downtown" (Mrs. Miller) 2. "K'nish Doctor" (Mickey Katz) 3. "Party in My Pants" (Barnes and Barnes) 4. "Foreign Novelty Smash" (The Credibility Gap) 5. "Nag" (The Halos) 6. "Who Hid the Halibut on the Poop Deck" (Yogi Yorgesson) 7. "Goodbye Sam" (Shad O'Shea) 8. "Just a Big Ego" (Bob Rivers and Zip) 9. "Candy Rapper" (Bird & MacDonald/"Sticky Fingers") 10. "Hands" (Debbie Dawn) 11. "Baseball Card Lover" (Rockin' Richie Ray) 12. "Fudd on the Hill" (Little Roger and the Goosebumps) 13. "Split Level Head" (Napoleon XIV) 14. "Teenage Enema Nurses in Bondage" (Killer Pussy) 15. "The Troggs Tapes" (The Troggs)

[genthekick]

What your fav dbd character says about you (from a Yui main) - killer edition:

Before you start reading, please know this is only for entertainment purposes, I wasn’t serious when writing this … but also sorry not sorry ;)

1. The Blight - you’re a sweetheart, even though you terrify me

2. The Nurse - you’re either top tier or you absolutely suck, there’s no in between… how’s the motion sickness?

3. The Spirit - CONFUSION, you can barely find the survivors, so innocent that I want to protect you

4. The Artist - rage quitter, but we vibe

5. Executioner - you only appear once every three years on a full moon

6. The Hag - never stop trying, we feel you

7. The Huntress - two words: muscle mommy

8. The Oni - breathe, let go of your anger, it’s just a character

9. The Plague - you love pain… in a depressed way

10. The Twins - you love pain… in a kinky way

11. The Singularity - gender envy

12. Pinhead - you make The Twins players look vanilla

13. Leatherface - for the love of god, stop face camping

14. The Deathslinger - you wanna be a cowboy… baby

15. The Demogorgan - how do you feel now that no one else can see the beauty of this killer?

16. The Hillbilly - head empty, only the buzz of a chainsaw

17. The Nemesis - the zombies are your children and you WILL cry if you accidentally strike them

18. The Trickster - either queer or a kpop stan

19. The Clown - respectfully, stay away from me

20. The Doctor - disrespectfully, if I see you, I will file a restraining order

21. Ghost Face - half of you are adorable… the other half are incels

22. Legion - you do not need your own cult, but if you make one, can I join?

23. Freddy Kruger - you simply don’t exist

24. Sadako - how are you still here?

25. The Wraith - looks scary but is a cinnamon bun, yet you somehow enrage me

26. Albert Wesker - you just play him cause you think he’s hot

27. The Knight - overachiever ;)

28. Skull Merchant - literally on in a million, very nice

29. Michael Myers - Alexa, play Paparazzi by Lady Gaga

30. The Pig - I hope it’s easy for you to poop with all that squatting

31. The Trapper - you’re either still learning, and that’s okay, or you’re constantly enraged :/

[leekimdramas]

Miss Night and Day Review

I didn't give up on watching this drama but why did the writer give up on making it good?

One day Lee Mi Jin begs for a change in her life and to her surprise the next morning she wakes up as an old lady.

As she tries to find a way to get back to her normal life she doesn't back down and gives a shot at living as an older woman Im Sun.

The start of the drama quite surprised me, in a good way. The plot is a bit ridiculous but it's fun nonetheless.

I have enjoyed watching Lee Mi Jin and her struggles at her new workplace.

However, everything started to drag. The serial killer on the loose as the side plot was interesting, I would have loved seeing them investigate it more but we got crumbs of it every episode and that's it.

I expected a lot more romance from this drama than we've got. There are some cute moments and the chemistry is there. Because the secret of Mi Jin changing her body lasted so long, we barely saw them act all cute and couple-like.

Let's be honest the whole reveal thing just happened way too late. We even got a breakup trope that was definitely not needed.

The second male lead was cute and they seemed to get more moments than the main couple.

The secondary couple was a bit icky for me. I know they're both adults but I did not get her attraction and both of their scenes were cringe.

Overall, I did enjoy the first half of the drama, while the second half was just a letdown. There were some really lame jokes but not even Lovely Runner could avoid poop jokes, so don't expect this drama to.

6/10

[a3cc54]

charlie kelly <3 waitress

mac macdonald bonnie kelly

dennis reynolds

dee reynolds

frank reynolds

season 1

S01E01: the gang gets racist

S01E02: charlie wants an abortion

S01E03: underage drinking: a national concern

S01E04: charlie has cancer

S01E05: gun fever

S01E06: the gang finds a dead guy

S01E07: charlie got molested

season 2

S02E01: charlie gets crippled

S02E02: the gang goes jihad

S02E03: dennis and dee go on welfare

S02E04: mac bangs dennis’ mom

S02E05: hundred dollar baby

S02E06: the gang gives back

S02E07: the gang exploits a miracle

S02E08: the gang runs for office

S02E09: charlie goes america all over everybody’s ass

S02E10: dennis and dee get a new dad

season 3

S03E01: the gang finds a dumpster baby

S03E02: the gang gets invincible

S03E03: dennis and dee’s mom is dead

S03E04: the gang gets held hostage

S03E05: the aluminum monster vs fatty magoo

S03E06: the gang solves the north korea situation

S03E07: the gang sells out

S03E08: frank sets sweet dee on fire

S03E09: sweet dee’s dating a retarded person

S03E10: mac is a serial killer

S03E11: dennis looks like a registered sex offender

S03E12: the gang gets whacked: part 1

S03E13: the gang gets whacked: part 2

S03E14: bums: making a mess all over the city

S03E15: the gang dances their asses off

season 4

S04E01: mac & dennis: manhunters

S04E02: the gang solves the gas crisis

S04E03: america's next top paddy's billboard model contest

S04E04: mac’s banging the waitress

S04E05: mac and charlie die: part 1

S04E06: mac and charlie die: part 2

S04E07: who pooped the bed?

S04E08: paddy’s pub: the worst bar in philadelphia

S04E09: dennis reynolds: an erotic life

S04E10: sweet dee has a heart attack

S04E11: the gang cracks the liberty bell

S04E12: the gang gets extreme: home makeover edition

S04E13: the nightman cometh

season 5

S05E01: the gang exploits the mortgage crisis

S05E02: the gang hits the road

S05E03: the great recession

S05E04: the gang gives frank an intervention

S05E05: the waitress is getting married

S05E06: the world series defense

S05E07: the gang wrestles for the troops

S05E08: paddy’s pub: home of the original kitten mittens

S05E09: mac and dennis break up

S05E10: the d.e.n.n.i.s. system

S05E11: mac and charlie write a movie

S05E12: the gang reignites the rivalry

S05SPC: a very sunny christmas

season 6

S06E01: mac fights gay marriage

S06E02: dennis gets divorced

S06E03: the gang buys a boat

S06E04: mac’s big break

S06E05: mac and charlie: white trash

S06E06: mac’s mom burns her house down

S06E07: who got dee pregnant?

S06E08: the gang gets a new member

S06E09: dee reynolds: shaping america’s youth

S06E10: charlie kelly: king of the rats

S06E11: the gang gets stranded in the woods

S06E12: dee gives birth

season 7

S07E01: frank’s pretty woman

S07E02: the gang goes to the jersey shore

S07E03: frank reynolds’ little beauties

S07E04: sweet dee gets audited

S07E05: frank’s brother

S07E06: the storm of the century

S07E07: chardee macdennis: the game of games

S07E08: the anti social network

S07E09: the gang gets trapped

S07E10: how mac got fat

S07E11: thunder gun express

S07E12: the high school reunion: part 1

S07E13: the high school reunion: part 2

season 8

S08E01: pop-pop: the final solution

S08E02: the gang recycles their trash

S08E03: the maureen ponderosa wedding massacre

S08E04: charlie and dee find love

S08E05: the gang gets analyzed

S08E06: charlie’s mom has cancer

S08E07: frank’s back in business

S08E08: charlie rules the world

S08E09: the gang dines out

S08E10: reynolds vs reynolds: the cereal defense

season 9

S09E01: the gang broke dee

S09E02: gun fever too: still hot

S09E03: the gang tries desperately to win an award

S09E04: mac and dennis buy a timeshare

S09E05: mac day

S09E06: the gang saves the day

S09E07: the gang gets quarantined

S09E08: flowers for charlie

S09E09: the gang makes lethal weapon 6

S09E10: the gang squashes their beefs

season 10

S10E01: the gang beats boggs

S10E02: the gang group dates

S10E03: psycho pete returns

S10E04: charlie work

S10E05: the gang spies like u.s.

S10E06: the gang misses the boat

S10E07: mac kills his dad

S10E08: the gang goes on family fight

S10E09: frank retires

S10E10: ass kickers united: mac and charlie join a cult

season 11

S11E01: chardee macdennis 2: electric boogaloo

S11E02: frank falls out the window

S11E03: the gang hits the slopes

S11E04: dee made a smut film

S11E05: mac and dennis move to the suburbs

S11E06: being frank

S11E07: mcpoyle vs ponderosa: the trial of the century

S11E08: charlie catches a leprechaun

S11E09: the gang goes to hell: part 1

S11E10: the gang goes to hell: part 2

season 12

S12E01: the gang turns black

S12E02: the gang goes to a waterpark

S12E03: old lady house: a situational comedy

S12E04: wolf cola: a public relations nightmare

S12E05: making dennis reynolds a murderer

S12E06: hero or hate crime?

S12E07: ptsdee

S12E08: the gang tends bar

S12E09: a cricket’s tale

S12E10: dennis’ double life

season 13

S13E01: the gang makes paddy’s great again

S13E02: the gang escapes

S13E03: the gang beats boggs: ladies reboot

S13E04: time’s up for the gang

S13E05: the gang gets new wheels

S13E06: the gang solves the bathroom problem

S13E07: the gang does a clip show

S13E08: charlie’s home alone

S13E09: the gang wins the big game

S13E10: mac finds his pride

season 14

S14E01: the gang gets romantic

S14E02: thunder gun 4: maximum cool

S14E03: dee day

S14E04: the gang chokes

S14E05: the gang texts

S14E06: the janitor always mops twice

S14E07: the gang solves global warming

S14E08: paddy’s has a jumper

S14E09: a woman’s right to chop

S14E10: waiting for big mo

season 15

S15E01: 2020: a year in review

S15E02: the gang makes lethal weapon 7

S15E03: the gang buys a roller rink

S15E04: the gang replaces dee with a monkey

S15E05: the gang goes to ireland

S15E06: the gang’s still in ireland

S15E07: dee sinks in a bog

S15E08: the gang carries a corpse up a mountain

season 16

S16E01: the gang inflates

S16E02: frank shoots every member of the gang

S16E03: the gang gets cursed

S16E04: frank vs russia

S16E05: celebrity booze: the ultimate cash grab

S16E06: risk e. rat’s pizza and amusement center

S16E07: the gang goes bowling

S16E08: dennis takes a mental health day

[pseudolife-archived3]

get to the know the mun!

Daily Quote: "its when u poop in the shower and you gotta stomp it down the drain."

ALIAS / NAME: anarchy.

BIRTHDAY: 6/21

ZODIAC: fuck idk. cusp birthdate so it depends or something.

HEIGHT: 4'11

HOBBIES: writing. gaming. embroidery. i'm learning how to crochet atm. :3

FAV. COLOR: pink. blue. purple. green. brown. i don't really... have a favorite color. just color palettes that i like.

FAV. BOOK: inhales. rebecca by daphne du maurier. all time favorite book. if you like gothic romance shit, highkey recommend it. the first chapter can be a bit slow but oooh so good.

LAST SONG: so i have this thing where if you recommend a song/musician/band to me i'll listen to them. as long as its not ghost. and uhh. the last song i listened to was Криминал and honestly, its stuck in my head. thanks zirka.

LAST MOVIE / SHOW: uhh. the netflix series on the murdaugh case/s.

RECENT READ: i'm not really reading anything... new at the moment? kinda cruisin' and rereading old favorites. i'm extremely picky about books and writing styles now, its a pain in the ass for me to find something i enjoy from beginning to end.

INSPIRATION: it depends on the character, really. fujiko pulls from a lot of like, femme fatale character tropes except she's never the killer, she actually gets violently ill over the sight of blood. birdie is the 'final girl' in a lot of horror films but she's never the killer's victim, always his beloved. eoghan is every 'reincarnated goddess' media ever, but as a dude... a horny pirate dude. i don't know, i like to take stereotypical and often fan favorite tropes and fuck them up a little, taking common tropes and making them - different. i also like mundane character types - the guy that has nothing special about him at all. the girl who is average in every way. just people being people. surviving as they are. i guess, as cheesy as it sounds, a lot of my inspiration comes from my writing partners. because with every muse, i want to work with their writing, their characters. i want to make sure our writing compliments each other? sometimes i pull from other sources, sometimes something i read or see in a film/series/etc inspires me to make a character but mostly? i just like to make muses that work with other people's characters, in their worlds or in an au we build together. i want to be the person you can write with no matter the muse, mood, or setting, and thankfully, no one has complained about it yet lmao

STORY BEHIND URL: wheezes. i wanted to have gay matching urls with @pseudodead.

Tagged by: @lcvnderhazed Tagging: if you've read this, fucking do it. thanks.

[annbourbon]

Disclaimer: First things first, because it needs to be said, I am not catholic or christian. But! I grew up in between both communities, and they made me study the bible, superficially, just to make their point.

My parents allowed me to grew up reading fairytales and stuff that would never ever be dreamed lol so things like witchcraft, paganism, hinduism, buddhism, among other things and luckily the schools I went didn't care about it enough because they gave money to them. Yeah, very much like gossip girl. You can really get away with a lot of things if you throw enough money. So:

1. This post, is not meant to be religious.

2. I study literature and art. I'm supposed to read this book as part of my studies. But because of my years at school were a complete torture, I decided to create these notes to have fun while I'm at it. Otherwise I don't think I'll be able to finish it.

3. This post doesn't pretend to attack on any kind of beliefs displayed here. I just want to rationalize it. I'm still a firm believer that if there's a god, that god loves us no matter what we do: And there's no hell.

Let's go through Genesis together...

Genesis 3:17 KJV - 17 And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;

So basically God creates all. Makes them similar and then punishes them for doing something he would have done. But he knows it all. Suuure kiddo. 🙄

Genesis 4:15-17 KJV - .

16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.

Either his wife is Lilith or Eve. If it's Eve means he committed incest(?)

Also, why does the Lord forsakens Cain, Adam and Eve if he is supposed to forgive it all??? 😭

Genesis 5:7 KJV - And Seth lived after he begat Enos eight hundred and seven years, and begat sons and daughters:

They are freaking vampires 😱🤣

Genesis 5:26 KJV - And Methuselah lived after he begat Lamech seven hundred eighty and two years, and begat sons and daughters:

pls stawwp 😭💀 the whole chapter brings nothing to the plot.

Genesis 6:7 KJV

And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.

Psycho killer God enters scene.. so far he was only narcissist 😳

Genesis 6:12 KJV - And God looked upon the earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted his way upon the earth.

B-but we're supposed to be like youuuuu 😭🤣🤣 I think he hates himself way too much, we're not that bad. 👀

Genesis 6:14 KJV - Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch.

So much for being a favourite of the Lord lol he makes you work like there's no tomorrow.. oh wait~~ lol

Genesis 6:15 KJV - this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits.

ummm god.... shall i show you this youtube video i found where it's proven that this is impossible based on the physics you gave to this planet???

Genesis 6:16 KJV - A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it

They're gonna die of stinkinness because of everyone's poop 😭😭 so nooooo pleaaaasee. What have they done to you? Weren't they your favorite family and all that?... forgive me father for i have sinned but don't make me your favorite please(?)

Genesis 7:6 KJV - And Noah was six hundred years old when the flood of waters was upon the earth.

So he was really young uh? 💀

Genesis 7:8 KJV

Of clean beasts, and of beasts that are not clean, and of fowls, and of every thing that creepeth upon the earth,

wdym clean and not clean? take a shower before entering the Ark pls😭😭

Genesis 7:13 KJV

In the selfsame day entered Noah, and Shem, and Ham, and Japheth, the sons of Noah, and Noah's wife, and the three wives of his sons with them, into the ark;

can't stop thinking about termites, woodpeckers, and poop 🙊😵

must be really stinky there 😬💩

Genesis 8:4 KJV

And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat.

they could have just moved on to another place lol apparently the flood wasn't everywhere. 🥴😶

Genesis 8:5 KJV

And the waters decreased continually until the tenth month: in the tenth month, on the first day of the month, were the tops of the mountains seen.

The mountains must be like.... not that high.

Genesis 8:6 KJV

And it came to pass at the end of forty days, that Noah opened the window of the ark which he had made:

😳 you're telling me he survived all that poop!?

Genesis 8:17 KJV

Bring forth with thee every living thing that is with thee, of all flesh, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth; that they may breed abundantly in the earth, and be fruitful, and multiply upon the earth.

This guy sounds like he's a vouyerist tbh 😶

(Genesis - First 4 chapters)

Narcissistic/Bipolar God: I created y'all. You're like me. Obbey me. Love me. I'm leaving this cookie here! ^♡^

>.> don't touch or eat it.

...you ate it!?!?

I hate y'all cuz you don't do what I say. Go away....

... Where are you going? What are you doing? 👀😭😭 don't leave me.

(Genesis - chapter 5 to 8)

Psycho Killer God: let's make a terrarium. let's kill them all by flooding everything.

(Genesis - Chapter 8)

Genesis 8:21 KJV

And the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.

Vouyerist God: Okay, now let me watch you while you have sex 😀🧐

*they start cooking and God smells smth*

What is that smell? There's pie!? is it for meeeee???

Genesis 9:1 KJV

And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth.

Vouyerist God: 'Kay I killed your kind, but chill dude! Now let me watch ya having sex 👀🍿

Genesis 9:3 KJV

Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.

God: You can kill too!! ^♡^

Genesis 9:4 KJV

But flesh with the life thereof, which is the blood thereof, shall ye not eat.

God: I don't like Hannibal 😒 Don't be like Hannibal!! Or I'll kill ya 😇

Genesis 9:5 KJV

And surely your blood of your lives will I require; at the hand of every beast will I require it, and at the hand of man; at the hand of every man's brother will I require the life of man.

Vampire God: Ohhh BTW I'm a vampire *reveals*

Noah: 😳

Genesis 9:29 KJV

And all the days of Noah were nine hundred and fifty years: and he died.

i~~ another vampire I see 😀

Genesis 10:15-17 KJV - And Canaan begat Sidon his firstborn, and Heth,

16 And the Jebusite, and the Amorite, and the Girgasite, 17 And the Hivite, and the Arkite, and the Sinite,

Where do they get all these names? O.o The person narrating this one must have been obsessed with names ._.

I mean... I understand because I have lists with thousands of names because duhh i'm a writer too. But seriously??? Why do I need so many names when IDGF about them cuz next line they're already dead. Show me smth more interesting pls 😭😬

Genesis 10:25 KJV

And unto Eber were born two sons: the name of one was Peleg; for in his days was the earth divided; and his brother's name was Joktan.

Peleg 😳 is he the same one that likes sports?? idk if it was football soccer or basketball tho... 🤔🤔

Genesis 11:3 KJV

And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them throughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter.

Random thought but we should make a Musical/Slime Tutorial about The Babel Tower

Babel Slime Tutorial~~ ^♡^

Genesis 11:6 KJV

And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.

Genesis 11:7-9 KJV - Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.

8 So the LORD scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city.

9 Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.

He wants us to reach to him. To call. To go with him. To be with him. But as soon as one wants that as well he changes his mind. And then he questions us whyyyyy we're forgetting about him...

ummm what is it called~?

Well, whatever... he's sick. 😶🥴

Needs a psychiatrist.

I still need to finish this but... so far those are my notes... please don't hate me 😅

[servicetopglinda]

Things I know about dune:

1. There is warms

2. There is spice

3. The box contains pain

4. There are pugs (david lynch thank you)

5. Fear is the mind killer

6. Lady Jessica is serving cunt

7. The worms poop the spice

And that’s it babey!!!!!!

[osamustar]

Hi bestiee

So I just discovered your blog and I loved it!

I wonder if you could write a fluff about michael being a father to twins (girl & boy) who are like 5/6 years old? Hope this is ok for you!

Tyyy<3

This is so fucking cute I have to do it. Thank you for the request. Reader will be the mother, as I don’t think Michael could survive as a single father. I feel like this was kinda bad because I could barely come up with ideas ahh I hope you like it.

Michael with Twins

NO TRIGGER WARNINGS CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK

Michael could not have made it this far without you. Six years with twins? He didn’t even know how he managed with you.

Michael was a grumpy man. The kids used this against him, constantly terrorizing him. They found it hilarious. Michael would never know what to do.

Well, he couldn’t yell at them.

Usually he would just stare at you to stop them, his eyes saying help.

If you weren’t around he would take matters into his own hands. Swoop the kids up into either arm, and spin them around.

This usually bought him some alone time for… Well, maybe fifteen minutes at most.

The kids loved to piss him off, which resulted in a flick to the head most of the time and some whining.

The kids never questioned why their father didn’t speak. They just grew up never thinking about it. They saw their friend’s father’s speak, and they still didn’t pay any mind.

They learned to read Michael’s stoic faces. It was all in his eyes after all.

Dad’s mad? They take off running.

Michael spends most of his days watching tv while you do everything a housewife does. Has he ever bothered to help you out?

No.

The kids have never watched kid’s shows, or movies. They’ve grown to like everything Michael watches. Mostly horror.

You didn’t like the fact that your six year old children were watching blood and guts on the tv, but hey, their father is a serial killer. You kinda asked for it.

Every time someone is killed, or there’s a gruesome scene, you’re bound to hear them go crazy over it.

They always hype up the killers, wanting them to kill. When they saw blood and guts, they would lean closer to the tv, their eyes wide with amazement.

You hoped they didn’t turn out like Michael because of this. Haddonfield did not need more killers.

They weren’t showing any signs of wanting to murder anything, so that was a positive sign…

The kids liked to sit on either side of Michael while they watched their entertainment. Michael would keep his arms loosely around them until they fell asleep.

If the kids were bothering you, Michael would come over and set them straight.

By setting them straight, he would chase them away, and then run back to you to steal a kiss.

When the kids are ready for bed, he will carry them up in the air to their bedrooms.

They scream and giggle, yelling how they’re airplanes.

Michael will not handle anything that includes pee, poop, or throw up. That’s for you.

How thoughtful of him.

Michael will play with the kids by letting them climb up him like a jungle gym.

Or he’ll chase them around the house, and play tag.

He likes chasing.

[syrinq]

sy's Fun Reflective Post On Idk 90s Toys And Shit Or Whatever

glass deco

the shit you'd draw on some plastic, peel off and then put on a window. fucking awesome. 90s kid version of forbidden edible tidepod or whatever. the minus is that it'd eventually dry up and fall off and be utterly useless. I Wish I Could Have It Forever

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2. the water ring things

especially if they had a little landscape like with idk dolphins and glitter. this shit was fucking lit. the gentle SWOOSH of the water and the rings going uppity and blah blah blah. awesome. fucking lit. a child's cocaine supply or something

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3. wooden snake

whirling this around and getting your fingers stuck in it and it hurt a little but then you do it again because it feels funny. and also shaking it for the wooden snake noise. this hsit is aweosme

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4. barbie/generic doll shoes

see video. seriously i don't even care about barbies i just wanted the shoes for that reason. (also reason i loved bugles besides eating them because they were like witch nails)

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5. mega bloks dragon

PEEL THE EGG PLACENTA OFF AND MAKE YOUR NEW DRAGON!!!!!!! POSE HIM!!! FLAP HIS WINGS!!!!! FUCKING AWESOME

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6. water dinosaurs

PUT AN EGG IN A GLASS OF WATER WAIT FOR 3 DAYS OR WHATEVER AND GET YOUR NEW STUPID WRINKLY SON THAT FEELS WET AND FUCKING WEIRD TO THE TOUCH! SO WEIRD THAT YOU DO THIS MULTIPLE TIMES & THEN TEAR OFF ITS LIMBS AND DUMP IT IN THE TRASH! COOL AND UTTERLY AWFUL!

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7. the plastic puzzle shit that's really just a predecessor to lego

WHY WAS THIS ONLY FOR 4-6 YEAR OLDS. THIS SHIT WAS LIT. I MADE SO MANY TOWERS OF JUST CUBES IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME

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8. rush hour

THE FEELING OF MOVING THE SILLAY LITTLE PLASTIC VEHICLES OVER THE BOARD AND GETTING IT OUT WAS SO AWESOME. YOU DON'T GET THIS ON A STUPID MOBILE APP WHATSOEVER.

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9. play sand

COLOURFUL. MIXING COLOURS. THE FEELING OF SAND BUT IT DOESN'T GET STUCK TO YOUR STUPID ASS FINGERS! AWESOME

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10. play dough

enjoying + hating the smell of these things at the same time. KNEADING FUN. MIXING COLOURS FUN BUT THEN IT RESULTS INTO POOP BROWN AND TODDLER-YOU IS KIND OF UPSET AS TO WHY IT'S POOP NOW

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11. predecessor to tennis idk

the colours were nice. other than that these things kinda fucking sucked ass

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12. marbles but they have a playground

fuck playing marbles with other kids during lunch like you're playing fucking billiards. THIS IS WHERE IT'S AT. ROLLERCOASTER FUN PLAYGROUND PARK ETC. FOR MARBLES. FUCKING AWESOME. FUCKING LIT. I LOVE THIS

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13. the sketch thing

everything you draw on it looks horrible and if you draw enough there'll always be remnants of pen strokes. but it was cool.

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14. stinky rubber bouncy balls

you bounce them around you accidentally hit your head with it and then you also scratch or possibly chew off parts of it because. i don't know. candy ball.

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15. apparently called rubber poppers

annoying ass cunts

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16. squishy water anything

bonus points if it has animals or wiggly things or whatever in it. awesome. fucking lit.

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17. groan tube

also known as the kid's equivalent of an evil trumpet light saber weapon. why is it called a groan tube. that's the stupidest name i've ever heard of. anyway these things were awesome

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18. those rubber things that you make things with

why is it called scoubidou and why did everyone make helicopters

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19. the empty doll books that you could draw clothes on

very cool very swag. i sucked at it tho

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20. apparently they're called jelly sandals???

utterly fucking AWFUL. a tool to not slip in swimming pools or just general shoe usage. DISGUSTING. poking in your skin 24/7. disgusting. awful texture. hate these.

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21. anything webkinz but it's not webkinz

plush... online pet...... the best fucking wombo combo shit you could ever have as a kid. fucking awesome. and then all those virtual pet sites had to go die off or whatever and i'm still incredibly salty about that as an adult. look at that lamb..... my pathetic wet sad summer child i had when i was idk 7

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22. magnetix

fucking killer things these. unless you drop a stick and it's lost forever and then it's Good Bye My Friend

alright i'm done my brain has lost thinking capacity on this topic goodbye

[feelingofcontent]

DNP Rewatch: Phil Reacts to Childhood Horror Movie!

Date video was published: 03/09/2014 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 219

Back-to-back video days! He posted My Childhood Horror Movie! just the day before this, and filmed the intro to that one at the same time as this one.

0:16 - lol at the “clicking time”

0:30 - young Phil and Anja (from a few of his really early videos like Jonathon and Mary Beth argue)!

0:31 - abandoned hospital in Rawtenstall (*cough* we know who else Phil took to the abandoned hospital...)

0:48 - behind the scenes info! Phil is so much shorter than his friend in this; you could tell it was a different person playing the murderer

1:04 - oh clumsy Phil. Poor Anja, lol.

1:11 - I am laughing at all of the annotations Phil added 😂

1:21 - Phil laughing at the same thing I noticed in my last post about “faithful” vs. “fateful”

1:29 - “this is progressive film making” I love Phil a lot.

1:36 - he has a friend also named Phil!

1:50 - “the king of denim” 😂 hello 90s fashion

2:06 - I like that Phil is able to laugh at his past self

2:23 - how does Phil know what video game he was playing that long ago? lol

2:36 - see, Kath was smart about the ketchup!!!

2:54 - Phil’s annotations are my favorite part of this. And a Scream reference. I did not catch that when watching.

3:05 - that is a really old office chair then

3:31 - is that what it’s implying here? that the killer can fly? this plot is more complex than I thought, lol

3:47 - I love that Martyn helped him edit this. Martyn seems like such a good and supportive older brother. And with no computer! I am actually impressed it’s put together as well as it was.

3:56 - “the pump” I love hearing about the weird things Phil did as a child

4:16 - “hand in squirrel poop” ewwww

4:30 - Matt is so much bigger and taller than all of them

4:34 - so many glimpses of Phil’s family home

5:04 - Phil’s neighbors probably saw a lot of weird things happening over the years 😂

5:22 - “these are better stunts than Kill Bill” lol

5:35 - I like that Phil is impressed with their past selves

6:11 - an abrupt ending indeed. I guess all the characters are dead at that point, so.

6:29 - I love that they had and took the time to edit outtakes.

6:40 - hello 12-year-old boys laughing at “what had you been doing with her?” of course.

7:04 - serious-director Phil counting down

7:25 - no draw-Phil-naked at all in this one

I love Phil laughing at his younger self, and all the behind-the-scenes stuff he still remembered.

DNP didn’t have a ton going on in early March, it seems, although Phil did apparently fall down the stairs (1, 2)... 

[marulo]

Killer and Healer Comic Strips (Part 1) ->

Saw these awesome KaH comic strips and wanted to share with everyone on tumblr.

Source: KaH Weibo; Translation by awesome Taotilychee ❤️:

1) [My name is Xiao Bai, this year I'm ten years old, a noble cat.]

2) JYL: Xiao Bai [This man is called Jiang Yue Lou, he is my servant on this earth, commonly known as "the official in charge of cleaning up poop" (note: lol it's a colloquial for pet owner)] [He is a police officer, he's handsome and can fight. Although he looks fierce, he is actually a slave and is very gentle with me.]

3)[He is partially my qualified servant] JYL: DAD's finished work~ [WHO WANTS TO CALL YOU DAD?! YOU STUPID HUMAN!]

4) JYL: Xiao Bai did you miss DAD? [My claws are ready to strike] [Even though he's stupid and rude, he still gives me good food to eat, so I guess I should forgive him...]

5) JYL: Speaking of... did you gain weight? Maybe it's time to go on a diet. [This is what you call "cute"! You know nothing!] *Unforgivable!* *Humans really are a rude race!*

6) (JYL: A cat's heart is hard to understand)

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

The Gotham Rogues as Game Grumps Quotes

Scarecrow: It's so easy to make a Halloween costume, all you gotta do is ruin some sheets.

Riddler: I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

Killer Croc: If I can't be the best I sure as hell can be the worst!

Two-Face: Wendy's is great. I suck it down and I poop like a regular man!

Penguin: Register for a rewards card at your local supermarket now.  It'll help you save money on FUCKING BULLSHIT!

Mad Hatter: At age 6 I was born without a face...

Catwoman: You can't open up the story of my life and just go to page 738 and think you know me.

Poison Ivy: You've gotta draw the line somewhere, you've gotta draw a fucking line in the sand, dude! You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today? NOT FUCKIN' THIS!

Harley Quinn: I'm gonna need some ketchup for all those harsh-browns you're servin' right now.

The Joker:  Don't believe me?! Look at MY resume! Thirty years experience in JACKIN' OFF!

Mr. Freeze: STUPID FUCKING CLAM!!!!

Firefly: Bienvenue power bottoms

Man-Bat: My goal is to pee in every major body of water on earth.

Clayface:  D’ya think I came out the pussy drawin’ fuckin’ Mozart?!

Bane: HIGGLDY FUCKING PIGGLDY DUDE

[xianzhoualliance]

he was forced to eat cement when he was 6

his poops must be killer…

[marsupials-of-mars]

Remus's Diary

Eight special excerpts from Remus's personal very secret diary that have been curated for your viewing pleasure! (Warning: gore and sexual reference, Remus stuff)

Age 6 (spelling corrected):

Dear Diarrhea,

I want to stab things with a knife. Logan says I should write feelings in a diarrhea until they go away, so here. I think bad things mostly. Roman doesn't like me anymore, and I think it's because of the bad things I think. So i think i want to stab him with a knife. He just isn't any fun anymore. I wish he never made us break. I liked being King because I didn't have to look at his dumb poopy face and I didn't have so many thoughts that made people mad at me. But here, I can write all the stuff I want. I think Roman is a poop face and he can get eaten up by a bear. And everyone else can too, because I think it would be very funny. I want to stab the world with a knife. Bye Diarrhea!

~Dooky

Age 12:

Hey Diarrhea,

Deceit called me stupid today. I don't think he meant to, but I don't think it was a lie. I was just talking to him. I thought I was being fun but he called me stupid. I wish I knew how to talk right so nobody hates me. Sometimes I want to scream so loud that I can't stop, and I scream all my insides out. Maybe if my lungs are hanging out of my mouth I won't be able to screw everything up all the time with all the dumb shit I say. Anyway, instead of being sad I decided to start drawing. Thomas read an article about how someone killing animals as a kid is a way to tell that they're going to turn into a serial killer, but if it's just in our head it should be okay. They're just drawings anyway. My red marker dried out, so making the blood is hard, but I learned that if I use green it makes them look infected. Green is better than red anyway. KIT Diarrhea!

~Dukey

Age 14:

Dammit Diarrhea,

I want to fuck everything. With and without a pulse. Logan says it's puberty, I say it's torture. I'm SO HORNY ALL THE TIME! Deceit threatened to get me fixed because I kept humping things, but I'd like to see him try. In other news, my mustache is finally coming in! It's pretty sparse right now but soon it'll be a force to be reckoned with. Everyone says they hate it and to shave it but I know they're just jealous. I don't blame them, I too would lash out if i saw something so glorious but lacked the backbone to commit to it myself. Being so desirable is not easy, but it's a burden i have to bear.

Stay sexy, Diarrhea.

~Dukey

Age 19:

Dear FUCKING Diarrhea,

Thomas got cheated on. The bf's dick wasn't even that big but everyone is all broken up about it. Especially Patton and Roman. I keep telling them that we just need to stab the dude and the slut he hooked up with and make it look like an accident but that just makes them cry harder. I'm trying my best but really all I can think about right now is having to get off alone until Thomas finds someone else, and he's really picky. Clearly not picky enough to find someone who won't fucking cheat! ZING! Anyway, I lied about his dick not being that big and I think I might join Patton and Roman in the pity party. Stay strong Diarrhea.

~Dukey

Age 21:

Deeeeeeeeeeear Diarrhea,

Guess who's plastered? Guess who's ABSOLUTELY shitfaced? Guess who's PROPER BLOTTO??? REMUS IS! We're twenty plus one today! Thomas isn't drunk, but I am! It's like.... take one drink right? Thomas is five sides all in one Thomas, so when he drinks one drink, we all get the buzz from the one drink, right? NAHHHH all of it goes in me! I get the drunk! One drink for thomas five for me! Guess how many drinks Thomas had? TWO! I feel so spinny! Anyway diary, I'm going to see how many more things I can break with the power of alchohol!

Okay, I'm back. I think I left I'm not sure but things got really blurry and now my door is locked and barred. I think Deceit put me in timeout. He's no fun. Doesnt he know I'm DRUNK and ready to PARTY?! Give me a second I'm going to try something else.

Hey, I'm back again. I have a chain on my ankle and I think I'm sticky. Oh shit i found some glass in my foot!

Fuck it's wearing off. I hope Thomas drinks more soon. Revolutionary idea: the normal world, but everyone is an alcoholic. I think I'm going to patent that. Stay thirsty my friend.

~Dukey

Age 25:

Diarrhea,

I think Virgil is scared of me. We were just talking like always, and he said something dumb that made me a little mad, about how I should calm down because maybe I was loud enough that Thomas might listen to me too much. I really don't like when people say to calm down, and I didn't like him implying that it would be some kind of issue for Thomas to think about how fast a person would have to run at a wire for it to split their whole body in half vertically from nose to ass. So I got a little bit angry, but I could still joke around so I asked Virgil if he wanted to test it out. I guess my voice was too angry, or my face looked too serious, because he flinched. He looked scared. I've seen him scared before, he's a huge pussy, but he's never looked at me like that. Fuck, now I'm wondering if maybe he has but I've just never seen it. I hope he knows that I would never hurt him, because I know he doesn't like that. I hope he knows that he's a better brother than Roman ever was, and I would slaughter everyone in the world and grind them into a bloody pulp under my heel for him. But I don't like to be mushy so I pushed him and told him to lighten up. He fell and looked even more scared. I promise I didn't mean to push him so hard. He got up and ran away to his room. I saw him again tonight and he didn't mention it. I'm not scary, Diarrhea.

~Dukey

Age 28:

Virgil left. He didn't even say goodbye. I heard him fighting with Deceit, but that's been happening a lot. He talked about leaving before but Deceit said it was an "empty promise". I haven't left my room since he left. It's been three days, and I'm starting to think he's not coming back. If Deceit tries to come in here I'll shed him myself. I don't want to talk to anybody. I just want to decay right here, into rot and dirt and slime. Why does Roman have to have everything that's mine? He was the one who wanted to split, he was the one who left me alone, he's always the perfect hero, what gives him the right? What gives him the right to steal Virgil too? He already gets Logan and Patton and Thomas and everyone perfect like him, what gives him the right to take the one best friend I had? If I can't have perfect, let me have Virgil. They talk about goodness and fairness but how is this fair? I want to stab the world with a knife. Wake me up when the world makes sense, Diarrhea.

~Remus

Age 30:

Dearest Diarrhea,

HOLY FUCK!!! I met Thomas! Of course I knew him already, but I MET him. I got to sing a song! And fucking DECK Roman! Deceit finaly let me out under mysterious circumstances, which are my favorite kind of circumstances! He gave me some script to say but hey whatever, I'm used to saying things aloud that I don't fully process. It went a little different than I was going for but guess what? Go ahead, guess! Fine I'll tell you! I GET TO BE IN VIDEOS! And hang out with Thomas and the lights! And Virgil! VIRGIL! And guess what he told me! Go on! Guess! Wow you're shit at guessing! He told me he's not scared of me! We had a MOMENT! I'm absolutely giddy. Deceit is pissy at me for some dumb reason but I never know what's going on with him. This is a new beginning, you just wait! Sexiest regards, Diarrhea!

~Dukey

[lovemesomesurveys]

1. What's your favorite birth stone? I’ll go with mine, which is a ruby.

2. Would you rather get free lip gloss or free sunglasses? Free lipgloss, I guess. I never wear sunglasses because I wear glasses and I’m pretty much blind without them. I don’t wear lipgloss either, but eh perhaps I would try it or just give it to my mom.

3. Do you call it icing or frosting? They’re not the same thing, so I say whatever one it is.

4. Would you rather go to Spain or France? Hmm. I’d like to visit both.

5. Have you ever been to a water park? Which one(s)? Nope.

6. If you were going to buy a cat, what color would you like it to be? Perhaps a gray one.

7. Do you like pomegranates? No.

8. Do you think mice are cute at all, or you you think they're gross? Ew, no.

7. As a pet, would you rather have a gecko or a turtle? A turtle, I guess.

8. Did you ever (or will you have to) get your wisdom teeth removed? I had them removed a long time ago.

9. What was the best 90's TV show? Roseanne, Boy Meets World, Full House, Step by Step, Family Matters, Home Improvement. 

10. What's the best flavor of gum? I only like minty gums. 

11. Is there a W anywhere in your full name? Nope.

12. While on vacation, would you rather go shopping or sightseeing? I enjoy doing a mix of both, but definitely a lot of sightseeing stuff.

13. Are there any arcades around where you live? No.

14. Do you like freckles? Sure.

15. Did you ever own a Gameboy Color? If so, what color was yours? No. I had a Gameboy Advance, though.

16. Have you ever had an animal poop on you before? No, thankfully.

17. What did you do for your last birthday? Had a super chill day at home with the fam. We got my favorite takeout for both breakfast and dinner, watched a movie, I received presents, and had coffee cake.

18. If you were going to go to the movies today, what would you want to see? Our theaters aren’t open. Besides, not many movies are even being released right now. A lot have been pushed back and others have just been made available through services like HBO Max or to rent, like through Amazon or On Demand.

19. What's the best thing you've ever won at a carnival? A giraffe stuffed animal.

20. If you had the power to control any one of the elements, which would it be? Hmm. I’d say water.

21. What's your favorite thing to do at the beach? Watch and listen to the waves crash in and out and just zone out. 

22. At what age do you consider people to be old? I’d say 60s and up.

23. Do you own any clothing that is holiday-themed? I have a lot of Halloween and Christmas themed shirts, sweatshirts, and leggings.

24. How old do you think you'll be when you move out? Or if you already have, how old were you? I have no plans to move out for the foreseeable future. Living with my family is the best situation for me. 

25. Lions or tigers? Tigers.

26. Do you ever wear scarves? No. I don’t like things around my neck like that for one, but also it doesn’t even get cold enough to need a scarf here.

27. Who do you know that was born in August? Alexander Skarsgard, ha. I “know” him.

28. Where do you want to go on your honeymoon? Or where did you go? I don’t see myself ever getting married.

29. Do you ever wear chokers? No. It’s the issue of having things around my neck I mentioned before. Chokers are even worse.

30. Do you ever wear your camera around your neck? I don’t have a camera, I just use my phone.

31. If you had to, would you rather dye your hair pink, green or blue? I guess out of the 3 I’d say maybe pink. I dye my hair red, though.

32. What do you think about cameos? Uhh they can be cool? That’s a random, odd question.

33. What's the best color for a rose? I think all roses are pretty.

34. Do bees scare you? Yes.

35. Do you have any sunglasses with colored lenses? I don’t have any sunglasses at all.

36. Would you ever have wall decals in your house? Yeah. I have some in my room.

37. Do you think platypuses are cute or weird-looking? They’re kinda cute. 

38. If you went to Hogwarts, what classes would you take? Hmm. The only one I can remember at the moment is potions class. I’m completely blanking at the moment.

39. Would you rather get married in a church or outside? I don’t plan on getting married at all.

40. Do you prefer margaritas or martinis? I don’t drink anymore.

41. Would you ever like to learn Latin? Hmm. I don’t know.

42. Would you rather have paint or wallpaper in your room? Paint.

43. Do you eat any fruit with your pancakes or waffles? I’ve had bananas with them or like blueberry pancakes or waffles.

44. What's your favorite song by the Killers? Mr. Brightside. 

45. Do you like Zooey Deschanel? I don’t have an issue with her.

46. What color is your luggage? I don’t really have any actual luggage. I’ve always just used old backpacks.

47. Would you rather have brown eyes or gray eyes? Gray would be cool.

48. Am I the only one who eats meat and is not that big a fan of chicken? I’m sure you’re not, but I’d have to disagree. Chicken is my favorite. 

49. Would you rather paint your room completely black or completely pink? Black.

50. Are you a fan of mesh clothing? No.