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📍Tulum, Mexico 🇲🇽
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Btw if you come on holidays and stay at an AirBnb instead of an actual registered hotel I hate you personally. Not "I hate the gentrification and touristic massification and the way we can't live in our homes and are forced to move away because of tourism" in an abstract way- No, not just that. I hate you.
#I'm from a seaside town that has become popular with tourists who come for the beach and the mediterranean climate#and the typical whitewashed walls of mediterranean coastal towns#in just a few years the average rent has gone up so much that now the average rent id#*is over 1000€ per month#one thousand!#that's a whole salary!#in the past 2 years they've been building a new neighbourhood. they've destroyed the vinyeards to make a new neighbourhood that will make#the town 1/3 bigger than it is. that's a lot. but all those houses are luxury houses with private swimming pools for rich foreigners (we#already have 2 private British schools high schools and college(in the british sense)/baccalaureate where their kids go and never have to#interact with locals. I teach some of those kids and they're very prejudiced against locals and very bigoted against the catalan language#(which ofc they never bother to learn)#there's a law in catalonia that says that for every certain amount of houses you build you are obligated to build a certain percentage of#affordable housing. so in this new neighborhood they built the bare minumum affordable housing which is still too expensive for us#and since there's so few of them everyone is competing to get them. the city hall and the bank have had to make an official competition for#them but you only classify if the renr would not be more than 1/3rd of your salary which is impossible. my cousins who are in their mid 30s#and have been working a good qualified job for 15 years (and their partners too) are considered too poor to be considered for the#affordable housing#everyone is having to move out to other cities away from their friends and family and current jobs. the only jobs left here soon will be#mostly directed at tourists#and the only way to continue living here if you're a normal person and not rich is if you're an only child who one day might inherit the#parents' house#but we look around at what's happening in nearby cities and we see the next step which will be airbnb taking the houses that are left#in many places (I've posted about thia before) there aren't any flats for rent or sell anymore that isn't an airbnb#I'm still lucky in my town when compared to other places like Barcelona which are already full of the airbnb plague#actualitat#airbnb#tourism#touristic massification#gentrification
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but what if her aim is to just make as many money as possible, as quick as possible, and then sell the business, let someone else deal with the mess of it, and just retire with her rental properties and money from selling the business and/or those townhouses and
#like what's in it for her???#she's at retirement age#and also they're 'her' clients#so she can take as many with her when the business is sold#take the employees that she likes and offers them jobs to work from her dining table#i don't think trento girl or woolworths guy would accept that#the new admin girl might accept just because she's hungry for experience and doesn't have much of it#oh yeah tony#he'd be devastated if she sold the business#or she just finds a cheaper place closer to her house to run an accounting firm#maybe she doesn't need to sell#just move to a 'cheaper' place#but i told my mum that she pays about $4000 in rent per month and my mum said that's cheap#sigh#i don't know#can't wait for her to give me a termination letter tomorrow and it'll say 'she told me to retire'#I'VE MENTIONED IT ONLY HERE#IN THIS POST#write a fanfic about her retirement#she could go cruising every year#take alex#alex would love it there's so many pools and spas and he can make the boat go faster by#he teaches her to swim#'ok three things 1. breathe on both sides 2. use your elbows/shoulders not forearms (opposite of maxi) 3. extend arm when coming up for air#she's just like 'lmao three things should be 1. breathe 2. breathe. 3. don't sink to the bottom 4. breathe'#she can count she's a creative accountant#tumblr i'm sorry#it's not my fault blame her
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#my dumbass spemt like 2 hours building this shared sims house cause i got the rent pzck n though it'd be coo#*cool to have all of my sims living in one house (kinda) only for them to literally stay in their bedrooms n never come out#literally the only things in the rooms they *rent* is a bed a side table n a lamp#that's literally it#all the other stuff kitchen shitter tv ect is public shared space n yet they never come out of their rooms 😭#the fuck are you guys doing in there? shitting in a bucket? like come out n piss at least#i made a pool n splash area n a bbq/picnic area i have animals n skill items why aren't they coming out#two hours ;w; the only one who used the pool was the dog jovvihvihih#shut up rattie no one gives a shit lol
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Gathering a few Opinions & Thoughts™️ for my HOTD sims, just for the Targs rn bc I'm building their house
Daemon is gonna have a bachelor pad. Should he have a city apartment, or should he just obnoxiously be Viserys's neighbor? (either way, he crashes in the guest room more often than is necessary when he has his own house)
Unfortunately, a job is needed to maintain the big honkin' mansion they all live in & to simulate this man being important: do I make Viserys a CEO, or the highest rank in the political career?
When I reach The Event, should Aemma die in The Murder Pool because her death is a canon event or should she just divorce Viserys's ass (because she deserves better) to go live with her niece in Brindleton Bay?
Should Aemma have a job?
#misa plays ts4#hotd sims saga#(the murder pool is relevant for later when I DO kill Viserys's crusty ass for all his crimes)#(aegon is gonna inherit that house while rhaenyra lives at dragonstone & beefs with him bc she wanted to inherit BOTH houses)#(daemon continues to live in his bachelor pad with his k9 caraxes. YES that is the narrative i'm going with)#(he needs a job to make rent/pay the mortgage on his bachelor pad bc Otto told Viserys to stop giving him loans bc he never pays back)#(also otto's job is gonna be pr. i know that man would love being the head of a pr firm)
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What have I done
#papa louie#it's all speculation! It's all just speculatiom#there is a very real possibility that Okalani's just renting a pool house on top of having a regular house too#granted that Makaila is a landlord (her design makes it clear too)#but is she really the devil of the flipverse? is she really#as of right now I have her pegged as the Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss and not a step farther than that
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Mmm
#work still have been a challenge to get good consistent hours that i can both pay rent and save money#but i really wanna move daisy up here and tf out of her house#and im thinking about.. maybe setting up a lil#whats the word? uh...#donation post to try and help save up whay we need to fly her here and get her set with some stuff and help us toward renting a place#idk...#like i could specfically set up a commission/donation fund pool#i just worry about setting it up and it going no were...
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apartment hunting is the fucking worst, not because there's nothing available (although it is limited) but because a one bedroom apartment is going for $1200, plus the $50 monthly pet rent for my cat, PLUS the $250 security deposit that i would never get back, plus the other bills that are all going up too. i'm thirty goddamn years old at a job i've been at for six years and i can't afford a one goddamn bedroom apartment.
#LIVING THE DREAM of the prospect of spending half my monthly salary on rent alone!!!!!#when my parents were my age they had me and owned a three bedroom house with a pool#i hate this reality#text
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as someone who almost went homeless many times in my childhood, who WAS homeless briefly as a kid, nearly went homeless many times in my teens AND nearly decided to run away and live on the streets in my adult years, FUCK the bamas that criminalize homelessness. They need to lose their home, eat shit and die.
I just want to say I have absolutely 0 sympathy whatsoever for anyone complaining about anything homeless people do. oh you saw human shit on the ground?? hmm maybe it's because THEY DONT HAVE A TOILET. oh you saw someone cleaning themselves in a public restroom? maybe because THEY DONT HAVE A FUCKING SHOWER. oh no a homeless person is living in a tent and you think it's ugly?? CRY ABOUT IT IN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE. oh my goodness homeless people sleeping on the ground and they're in your way!!!! yeah THEY DONT HAVE A BED
if seeing homeless people bothers you that much then good news! you have some choices! 1) let them all live with you in your house! 2) start pressuring your local government to stop criminalizing the homeless and start giving them financial and medical assistance! 3) shut the fuck up and die!
#thankfully in my small town it was surprisingly good to be homeless#i mean. considering that while it's in a red county#it was warm most year round (summers p brutal tho)#there was public bathrooms#a gym#a rec center which was also a gym#a library#all within the same vicinity near a post office too#there was also a soup kitchen though that was unfortunately a little bit of a hike down the hill#there was also a lot of food drives with free clothing around in the area...#anyway tl;dr#Verde Valley is a good place to be homeless in#still not better then having a house#and also the rent#mortgage#basically all overpriced to shit#but you had food#moderate shelter#bathrooms#and things to do in your free time#tho if you end up homeless there: toilet paper is a worthy investment for those public toilets#also make sure to pack for the cold drop because when it goes from 80 degrees to suddenly 50 you will feel it#though it never goes lower then 50#and that's at night#also there's a park with a swingset too#right in that area of rec gym pool library bathroom area#i think that food drive was really closeby as well#drew talks
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If I said "Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe" is Kenji coded. what now.
#floof for thought#he has been living in my mind rent free since august#he has his own 2 story house with a pool and everything
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god i fucking hate renting
#just need to scream in the tags for a moment#how fucking hard is it. as a real estate. to check that a house isnt going to flood when it rains#BEFORE you put it up to rent#and it's not like we had a choice bc the australian rental market is insane and this is the only place that approved us#but seriously#fucking. water is leaking through the walls and pooling in our hallway#and coming through the walls and soaking through my carpet#my bed is going to be ruined because it's wood#towels we put down two hours ago are already fully saturated#i have an extension cord running under my bed that i cannot move and im so concerned that the water's going to start an electrical fire#and the real estate didn't answer our call about it <3#i love it here it's so fantastic.#anyway#im done now#I'm just real frustrated#feel free to ignore this i will delete it later
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the house i grew up in was a little bit of a fixer upper. for the first 19 years, my dad just sort of slowly fixed it, but pretty early on in college, he came into a large amount of cash and decided to just do the whole thing at once. so he rented a different house for like, 2 months that was just a block down from us, and then got a bunch of contractors to fix original house ASAP. it was kind of crazy, but it compressed many years of work into like, three months.
the sitting in a new house for three months was actually pretty fun. and i shouldnt really complain at all (staying at home while in college is a sweet deal)
but.
but. my parents are fairly hard of hearing, and their bedroom in the old house was in the furthest possible annex from everyone else. wheras in the rental it was just in the middle of the house. so without going into details, i was extremely aware that my parents were having sex like, eight times a day. my dad had just retired and i guess they were celebrating, which is great i guess, having parents that really like each other is way better than the alternative, but also, it did make me envy their deafness. i kept headphones on for so long that year i got literal ear calluses.
at the same time, the house my buddy from the shoe incident grew up in flooded. turbo flooded. they burst like, two pipes at once and the damage was so severe they had to redo all the flooring and all the drywall. his family actually had homeowners insurance, which is either incredible or suspicious for a family that used the drained pool in their backyard to store rusty scrap metal. so insurance was handling the work, but in the meantime, they were crammed into a very small hotel room space. we did the math on it then, it averaged about 80 square feet a person.
so one day i got home, and i was chilling, and then six rolled around, and apparently six o'clock was sex o'clock because my parents decided to flex their cardio. i grabbed my headphones and prayed that god would do for me what he did for beethoven, but that failed to work, and then seven rolled around and my parents were still at it, which again, very impressive, but was pushing me to swap out judas for mozart in those prayers. there's a definitive point where you stop praying to be deaf and instead pray that god could take you to a nice field and pop you like a gore-balloon.
i was about five minutes away from that point when my friend called me and basically said i have been stuck in a 500 square foot space with 6 people and i didn't have many marbles to start but what few i had are gone. please. if we are friends, if we were ever friends, take me out of here just for a moment.
and i was still pretty mad at him, but i had pity on the poor guy. also helped that i was desperate to leave the house. so i drove the chickenshitmobile to the hotel and i picked him up, and then we did our normal hangout activity, which was go to food city and buy produce. his normal house was, on a good day, nasty, and his backyard was, as i stated before, mostly used to store mosquito larvae and rusty metal, so what we'd always done before was just walk to the grocery store a half block away and leer at vegetables.
so we did that and it was like old times again. they had some radishes that were expired, so i could buy like, literally an entire grocery bag of them for about $5. so i did. i really like radishes. he got a coconut because he liked fruit and beating things with hammers.
which probably would've been great except we didn't have a hammer, so instead we spent about 30 minutes stomping itike it owed us money. when it finally cracked we cheered like we just got the winning touchball at the superdome and then he ate some of the flesh, and i ate some of the radishes, and we admired the black, starless sky of the city before i took him back to his hotel room.
and then we got pulled over.
i forgot to turn my lights on because the street all around the food city was ludicrously well lit. so it went from being pretty bright, to pretty bright and flashy, then i pulled into a parking lot and a cop came to ask us for IDs which is where everything went to shit:
i’d forgotten my license at home.
the cop was was actually kind of chill about it - he said he could get by with just an address. except i did not know my address. i hadn't memorized the new one yet. so i told the cop, my house is getting remodeled, i don't know my address right now. and then he went to my friend, and my friend said the exact same thing. house getting remodeled, staying somewhere else, no address, sowwwwwwy.
now the cop genuinely didn't know what to do. he went back to his car, and i was stressed that i was about to get into HUGE trouble so i started eating the radishes and my buddy started eating more of his coconut, and we actually managed to eat like a quarter of both before the cop came back. we ate enough produce that he could smell something weird in the air, and he asked what the smell was, and i said radishes, and my buddy said coconut, and the cop said which, and then we produced a large bag of droopy radishes and an absolutely brutalized coconut, and the cop was just like
so my buddy tried explaining how he was sharing a 500 square foot apartment with 6 people and wanted a fruit he could fight with power tools, and i tried explaining how i'd actually tried buying my parents like, board games and puzzles and stuff but nothing worked - the only thing my parents seemed to like doing right now was each other, and we both went on long enough and pathetically enough that the cop eventually went:
ok. stop.
and we stopped.
and he said do you know why i pulled you over?
and i said, because of my headlights, and my friend (who is hispanic) and the cop both looked at me like like i was the dumbest person in the entire world. and then the cop said no. that's why i'm allowed to pull you over. i checked your car because this neighborhood has a terrible sex trafficking problem, and i pull over every car i can to make sure no one is buying or selling sex. and you two are obviously doing neither. now i could give you, like, four tickets right now, but that would do nothing to make this area safer, so just turn your lights on, go home, drive safe, and try to be less stupid in the future.
and i said okay but i was thinking, you know, damn, this is just how i live man, i don't have a hidden third gear i can shift into. people can't just get smarter because it would be convenient. it's always convenient to be smart. i am literally trying my best.
but i didn't say anything because i was, slowly, learning how to filter what i said. instead i nodded and the cop left then i dropped my buddy off, and the last thing he said was said he owed me for responding to his SOS. I said he owed me for a lot of things, and he agreed that was true. then i drove home with my lights on, 5 under the speed limit, and arrived to a peaceful quiet home. I could’ve wept with relief but instead I went to bed.
the relief was short lived. i was woken up at 6 am by my parents. i swore, and then i prayed, and when i did not explode, i swore again. then i got up to make breakfast before my first class.
#babylon-lore#anecdotes#funny stories#the second dumbest traffic stop of my life#the first happened on a date with my wife#and it's a pretty good story#i#ll get around to that one eventually#like its not shoe story good but it's a funny little incident
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