#police came

[fieriframes]

[WHERE WE CAN SHRED IT TO PUT IT IN THE SOUP. YOU GOT IT. A BOUVIER TILL HER WEDDING DAY. SHOTS RANG OUT THE POLICE CAME. WHILE MAMA LAID ME ON THE FRONT LAWN. (whistles) AND PRAYED FOR JACKIE'S STRENGTH.]

[locusfandomtime]

The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.

[doodle-beeez]

Devils playhouse art that took way too long

[voiddaisy]

jason todd being a book nerd in canon is so funny to me. like mf is a violent vigilante but chows down some pride & prejudice on his off time. he is such a silly goose (homicidal maniac)

[fosliie]

Noir detective shenanigans but.....lesbians?

FINALLY DONE!! Tried some new things such as limiting my color palette an such. I don't see enough fem Sam and Max comics of any sort so y'know what they say, sometimes you just gotta do it yourself >:D

[starry-bi-sky]

do yall ever think about bruce/batman!clone danny standing in front of his bathroom mirror after finding out he was a clone and silently tracing his face. The slope of his jaw and point of his chin. The high angle of his cheekbones and the shape of his eyes, the curve of his brow bones and the shape of his nose. The volume of his hair and the way it curls and gets fluffy when it gets too long.

His hair is black the same way a crow's wing is black. His dad's hair is black the same way a black bear's fur is black. His dad's eyes are blue like the ocean is blue. Danny's eyes are blue the same way a glacier is blue.

His dad has a square jaw and straight flat hair, and he tans and gets a face full of freckles when he's out in the sun for too long. Danny burns like a lobster and his face remains untouched. Danny has a sharp jaw and tall cheekbones, and Sam says when he's not smiling there's almost something regal about him. You would never call Jack Fenton "regal" when he's not smiling.

Sam says when he's not smiling he looks scary the same way a stone statue is. Jack Fenton when he's not smiling looks scary the same way that german shepherd staring at you across the street is.

Do you ever think he grew up wondering if he was adopted. Because of course, he has black hair and blue eyes like his dad. But having the same color doesn't make you someone's child.

Or, worse, things he's heard from the other kids and the other parents and even some of his teachers growing up; that he was the product of an affair. And that his dad was just too stupid to notice. And Danny would defend his parents until the day he died, because Jack Fenton wasn't an idiot and Maddie Fenton wasn't a cheater.

But doubt comes in with fickle tongue. his parents swear up and down that he is their child when he asks about either. That Danny just had his grandparents' features, but he was their son and they loved him.

But Danny doesn't look like either of his parents. His mom's eyes are blue like an aquamarine and Jazz's too. And they burn like lobsters in the sun too, but Jazz gets freckles on her face and so does Maddie. And as Danny grows up he doesn't bulk up or get stocky like his dad did, and when he hits puberty he doesn't shoot up like a tree like Jack Fenton did.

He stays small, and they say he's a late bloomer (and he is), or that he just has his mom's height. But he's fast and has good stamina, and some days it feels like he's built entirely different from his family. That the things they went through growing up just didn't apply to him. Jack and Maddie Fenton both had acne and breakouts when they hit puberty, and Jazz inherits it and he's seen the amount of skincare products she keeps on her side of the bathroom.

And then he hits puberty and breaks out maybe once or twice, but his skin stays clear for the most part and the problems and changes his dad went through just don't happen to him.

And the truth is worse than all of the lies.

How horrifying.

[pukafsh]

president max where are you when america needs you most….

[present-mom-blog]

Can we stop and think about how Atsushi broke Akutagawa's jaw on the second fight? Like, as a direct effect from breaking the Spatial Shield?

Atsushi must absolutely TERRIFY some people, especially in the Port Mafia. He's come out of nowhere, terrorized police enough to get the Armed Detective Agency involved, has an enormous bounty in his head that the Port Mafia hasn't yet collected, and he broke Akutagawa's jaw. He broke Akutagawa's jaw, who was basically untouchable.

Give me my cryptid Atsushi, give me the lower ranks of the Port Mafia, hell, maybe even some of the higher ranks, fearing him.

[arrimorr]

My ocs, Sir and Ser, aka the eldritch malevolent policemen 😔

[strayingsocks]

rabbity maternal instincts

[icarusredwings]

Logan, thinking he needs to protect Wade from the weirdos in the subway when they're coming home from drinking at 1am: Stay behind me Wade. I'll handle this.

Wade, who's been in this city long enough and fits in quite well: Why? Who? AH, i see you!! Ya bastards! BARKBARKBARKBARK!! GRRR!!! RAAAHHHH!! MWHAAHAH You wanna go in my basement boy!? Ohh, what's wrong!? Scared of a little girl!?? You SHOULD BE!! YOU BETTER RUN IMMA GET YA!!

Logan: *Watching his skinny boy girlfriend charge towards 3 sketchy big guys in a cocktail skirt and heels* .... Im gonna marry her...

The guys seeing a 6'6 bald lady run at them full speed:

Logan:... youre having way too much fun with that...

Wade: Awww..... no one ever has the balls to play with me...

Logan: .... Ill play with you, Wade.

Wade: For real?

Logan: Yeah but I might piss myself because you're terrifying.. so.. dont judge me...

Wade: Thank you!! 😊 Now RUN👹 cause if I catch you- If I catch you, Peanut? You're gonna regret it sweetie.

Logan:

For @bougiebutchbinch because I know you love this shit

[cfffrk]

Beryl: just gonna lay low here for a couple weeks until the police stop looking for me >:- ) Also Beryl: falls in love at first sight with her employer and doesn't want to leave

[bogglle]

cuddles

[toxiccaves]

man this deckerd dressup game is a little intense

[dragonageconfessions]

I am sick of how toxically positive this fandom is. It's not even funny anymore how delusional some fans are and when someone tells them to temper their expectations or says something to the contrary, they get yelled at.

And then these fans go and complain when EA/Bioware disappoint them again. At this point, I have no sympathy for these people, you all do this to yourselves.

It's unclear why someone would try to apply this to a video game fandom. Especially when we're talking about a game that has NOT come out yet. It's actually very normal to be excited about an upcoming game. It's generally pretty healthy. What's probably not normal and certainly not healthy is calling other fans 'delusional' or 'toxic' for looking forward to a game.

It is not uncommon for select people to "hype themselves down" ahead of something that they fear might disappoint them, to protect themselves from disappointment. This is often a self-defeating behavior, but that's their business.

What's not their business and what's not okay is attempting to use this fan blog, which is for fans of the franchise, to condemn and ridicule fans for looking forward to something.

Have I made myself clear? Feel free to unfollow.

[urfavisananimegirl]

walter white from breaking bad

Walter Hartwell White (Breaking Bad) is an Anime Girl!