#pole session

[diosa-loba]

had too much fun playing with different styles of filters. imma call this one "vintage hot box" 🙃🔥🧖‍♀️

either way...a meditation session 🖤

song: steamer by 6-6-6

[mooblooms-and-glares]

Alright so to the best of my knowledge, this is the chain of events so far (I've only had time to watch Grian's episode so far so correct me if I'm wrong):

Scar starts up his usual salesman bit

Jimmy offers bamboo as a barter

Scar and Bdubs laugh at him

Jimmy tramples a few of their crops in retaliation of the bullying

Cleo burns down the mansion in retaliation of the trampled crops in retaliation of the bullying

Joel gets boogeyman next episode and decides he wants to kill one of the Clockers in retaliation of the arson in retaliation of the trampled crops in retaliation of the bullying

Bad Boys build a bread bridge to blow up the Clockers for the Boogeyman kill

Clockers burn down the mansion again in retaliation of the murder in retaliation of the arson in retaliation of the trampled crops in retaliation of the bullying

Nosey Neighbors help the Clockers grief the bread bridge in addition to arson 2.0 in retaliation of the murder in retaliation of the original arson in retaliation of the trampled crops in retaliation of the bullying

Bad Boys vow to take over the server with Bread Bridge in retaliation of the griefing in addition to arson 2.0 in retaliation of the murder in retaliation of the original arson in retaliation of the trampled crops in retaliation of the bullying

Or, in short:

Please tell me this feud keeps going I want this meme to be completely incomprehensible by the end of the series

[tyresdeg]

arrowmclaren throwing it back with the no. 6 retro tones. 🎨⏮️

[marc--chilton]

no no no but was wilson good at pole dancing?

is this a recurring event?

WHAT IF WILSON WAS SUPER INTO POLE DANCING. LIKE. WE DON'T SEE MANY OF HIS HOBBIES. MAYBE THIS IS WHY. MAYBE WILSON LIKES POLE DANCING AND I BET HE'D GET ANNOYED IF IT'S CONFLATED WITH STRIPPING (BUT OF COURSE HE'D DO THAT TOO).

aaaaaaaaaa you just gave me new wilson headcanons right there thanks marc

i clearly underestimated how huge "house enrolled himself and wilson into at minimum one (1) pole dancing lesson" would go over with The People

listen. i love wilson i really do but he was doodoo. little upper body strength and not enough stamina. if it was getting house to sweat, wilson didn't stand a chance. bc like reminder, house was always an active dude if he was doing like lacrosse and cheerleading etc etc, and wilson iirc only really played tennis? i think? man's squeaking painfully off that pole and laying on the studio floor afterward for a while because he pinched his nuts on the way down

[nearlydark]

I was the only one in pole class today and she didn’t cancel, she put me upside down lmfaooo

[presdestigatto]

good lord some people are saying its no big deal to win at monaco when their drivers have no wins no poles at the track #lol

[skitskatdacat63]

My favorite Nando radios from this Quali:

E: "Currently P1"

F: "Good man, I'm pushing like an animal!"

F: "Well done guys, a bit disappointed, this is magic."

E: "yeah, well done mate, it is magic!"

F: "magic."

[russellius]

cannot wait for the absolute stinker we're gonna have on sunday, another rb-rb-alo podium, with 0 overtakes, mamma mia i'll need some serious strength to pull through this one

[leqclerc]

I don't think charles is bad in the wet and actually think he's one of the stronger drivers in mixed conditions based on past races (if you look at performance and not results, because often times he's fast, but then Ferrari strategy comes into play with changing conditions and the results don't reflect his driving à la Russia 2021) But he's definitely struggling in the wet with THIS car. Previous years he's never really had this problem (at least since his rookie year). It's so strange that's there's a weakness in his driving that's coming up now. Because he's pretty much been an all rounder since he sorted out his tyre management in 2020. Anyway, what he said in his interview will definitely come back to bite him. I sometimes wish he wasn't so honest, because people already have this idea that he sucks in the rain, and him saying that he is struggling in these conditions - while it may be true for this year - will just reinforce that narrative for everyone

Yeah, it’s a tough one. On one hand his honesty and self-awareness is refreshing, but on the other, him shouldering the blame like that (also quickly going back on what he said in Canada) is definitely being used as an “aha” for those who already think poorly of him.

At least the F1-75 had a solid foundation, which they then started chipping away at with brilliant upgrade packages, and finally the TD did them in completely. But even with all its problems the car was… well, more competitive towards the end of the season than this one is. Hell, I would even argue that suddenly the SF-1000 (up to this point collectively believed to be the worst thing Ferrari rolled out in about a decade or so) isn’t looking so bad by comparison. It was a difficult car, it lacked proper balance, it was all over the place… but even so, I feel like Charles had moments of brilliance with that car. This one he can’t seem to get to grips with, can’t find the right set-up for it, his car loses performance in mixed conditions…Whereas in the SF-1000 he drove his heart out in the wet/changing conditions in Turkey and we were this close to a Ferrari double podium. Which in the season they had seemed borderline impossible.

By this time in the season in 2020 he had two podiums to his name. Like the lows were definitely low, but the highs also seemed to be higher?? I remember there was this whole phenomenon of him qualifying P4 when he arguably had no right to be there given what he was driving—this led to him creating a bottleneck in the race until he eventually and inevitably got overtaken and tumbled back down the order because the car lacked race pace. Which, the SF-23 does as well, only now even qualy is a trickier beast. I don’t know. Binotto and co. definitely left him with a difficult puzzle to figure out.

[raulfernandez]

I think as a lil treat to me (and him), Raul should simply get a pole in 2024

[hystericfae]

i should say my goodnight now as my computer is set to forcibly yeet me off tumblr in exactly 6 minutes from now (will just switch to my phone instead shh don't tell anyone)

Alright I'll be quiet about it. I won't let anyone know you're making your moves in silence. Super quiet. Serene. Rae is making her moves in the unknowing. She's being silent about it. Actions unheard. She's not grabbing her phone

[f1]

Verstappen snatches pole position from Alonso in thrilling Monaco GP qualifying session

Red Bull driver Max Verstappen will start the Monaco Grand Prix from pole position after coming out on top in a breathless qualifying hour at the Monte Carlo circuit, edging out Aston Martin rival Fernando Alonso and Ferrari’s Charles Leclerc. In a pole shootout that did not feature Verstappen’s team mate, Sergio Perez, who crashed out of Q1, several drivers had spells at the top of the timesheets during a sequence of laps that had fans on the edge of their seats. With Alonso on provisional pole, it took a mighty effort of 1m 11.365s from Verstappen to secure P1, denying the Spaniard what would have been his first pole position since the 2012 season by just under a tenth of a second. Alonso nonetheless secured a spot on the front row, followed by home favourite Leclerc and the Alpine of Esteban Ocon, who posted a stunning lap of his own to get the better of Carlos Sainz in the other Ferrari. Lewis Hamilton recovered from his accident in final practice and scruffy Q1 and Q2 sessions to take sixth in the revised Mercedes W14, followed by the second Alpine of Pierre Gasly and team mate George Russell. Yuki Tsunoda achieved his second Q3 appearance of the season en route to ninth position, with Lando Norris rounding out the top 10 positions despite a meeting with the barriers in the Q2 phase. While Norris progressed to Q3, Piastri just missed out in the other McLaren, taking 11th ahead of Nyck de Vries – who recorded the best qualifying result of his AlphaTauri stint to date in 12th – Williams’ Alexander Albon, Aston Martin’s Lance Stroll and Alfa Romeo’s Valtteri Bottas. Logan Sargeant lacked just over half a tenth in his quest for Q2, with the American the first to miss the cut in 16th, followed by Kevin Magnussen – whose FP3 session was impacted by hydraulics trouble – and Nico Hulkenberg in a double Q1 exit for Haas. Zhou Guanyu ended qualifying back in 19th position, despite at one stage topping the timesheets during a busy opening phase, with Perez’s accident leaving him at the foot of the order and facing a massive challenge to score points on Sunday. More to follow. via Formula 1 News https://www.formula1.com

[chussyracing]

not official f1 account misspelling charles' name

[strawberries-are-my-life]

I saw this on a bus journey and thought it was hilarious. I really want to add it into a campaign or story. It's just so silly. I love it.

[ongreenergrasses]

my shoulders are so dead holy shit

[collecting--stardust]

CELE POLEEEEEE