#pod baby

[eliasdrid]

Tbh as far as ultraman lore goes the one thing i've been thinking about most lately is probably the pod baby thing - and right after that the fact that they don't have pregnancy as a species so (afaik) they mix genes and that's how new ultras come to be. Point is. Any 2+ ultras can be parents.

[shotmrmiller]

god going on a date with johnny whom you matched on tinder and he's the type of guy you avoid like the plague; jaw-dropping good looks, cheeky ㅤㅤsmiles, hits the gym more in a week than you've done all year and worst of all, could charm the pants off a snake.

so it's truly no wonder that you end up letting him bury his face between your thighs and lap at your glistening sex until your moans almost turn into screams and you haven't even left the bar's driveway, then left to watch johnny wipe the condensation off the windshield with a spare shirt so he can drive you home all the while his chin drips with your slick.

he fucks you against the front door once inside, legs hooked over his arms, then again over your couch, hand curled around your throat, and again, in front of your full length mirror while he tells you how pretty you look taking all of him, to look at how pretty you look, his crystalline eyes latching onto yours through the reflection, pretty as a peach.

then he leaves you with his spend sticking your thighs together, a languid kiss that tastes of you, and with his personal number on a scrap piece of paper.

and that's the last you hear of him. he'd said that he's quite a busy man, military and whatnot, and all in all, while you'd raked your nails down his back on the first date, it had been a date. you require more than good sex to get into a committed relationship.

a swipe of your thumb brings up tinder again, and you match with another bloke not your type. big, broad man, biceps the size of your thighs with a deadpan stare that sees right through false bravado. but he's doesn't seem to care in the slightest that he makes you nervous, doesn't care that you stutter out responses to his rather abnormal questions.

simon takes you home and sits eerily silent with his hands dwarfing the steering wheel as you chew on your lip before tentatively inviting him in for a nightcap, and you must be the luckiest person on the planet because he's just as devoted to your pleasure as your last partner.

he brings you peak after peak with his tongue, his fingers, swirls your pearl with the tip of his misaligned nose. then he lets you be on top first, concentration knitting your brows togethee as you try to fit all of him in and pride warms your cheeks when you can hear his teeth audibly grind as his fingers bite into the soft of your waist once you take him to the root, thighs flush against his hips.

you come undone more times than you can count, the neighbors more than likely knowing his name by the time he walks out the front door (after checking the locks on your windows) and that's that.

until it isn't because a text from johnny awakens your phone screen, an invite to a restaurant downtown next saturday, one you've only ever fancied of eating at and well-

a date is a date, isn't it?

you tell him to pick you up at seven and he tells you to wear something you wouldn't mind letting him keep underneath, preferably something in red. (must've seen that particular number while you looked for some sleeping shorts before he left that night.)

hopefully you won't feel too bad breaking things off with whoever doesn't ask you to be theirs first.

(simon and johnny fuck each other to the thought of you back at base, simon's fist viciously tight around johnny's cock as he's got him drooling into the flattened pillow, almost like she's fucking you too, eh, johnny?)

[onwardnroyalty]

[froghazard]

How dare you wonderful people almost make me cry while listening to this episode at work! Why are you all so wonderful!

But fr I literally love all of these characters so much!!!

[bergoop]

mean to him

(x)

[cherrirui-official]

"You know... You didn't have to take that with you."

"But I promised him I'd take him out to see the ocean one day."

[hoodzgyal]

ur so right abt jason being hard to date like canon jason and fanon jason r so different that its crazy

i don’t wanna fix him tho he’s perfect the way he is😍 (i’m delusional)

you get me😻😻 i’m also mad delulu

like the best you’re getting out of him, at least realistically speaking, is a on and off situationship where he runs away at the slightest chance of having to be vulnerable with you. literally just playing house with him until you freak him out by talking about your feelings or asking about his feelings, or looking a little too hard at his scars, or hitting any one of his many triggers, etc.

it’s incredibly one sided because your so forthcoming with your feelings and he’s just…. a brick wall kinda. idk i think it’d take literal therapy to make him emotionally available enough for a real relationship.

i….idc tho i need that #comeheresexy

[sydneighsays]

Doodle

Timeline unclear but we ball

[sanjiafterhours]

Honestly we've been ROBBED off a connection between Sanji and Baby5 because they have similar scars of childhood neglect, and it manifests into their adult life as this visceral craving of being needed by other people even at the expanse of their own wellbeing but at the same time sanji has this habit of building other people up meanwhile baby5 is very devoted and nurturing towards the one who gives her attention and it'd be heartwarming to watch them interact because they would've understood each other's behavior on a deeper level and be able to form a beautiful healing bond

[whoopseydaisy]

[brainrockets]

They released "A County Affair" in the free public feed. Go listen to it immediately! It is so good!

Aabria is a goat who is also maybe Satan.

Lou is a washed up racehorse with dreams of one last score.

Brennan is a slutty grandma chicken who is as ruthless as she is devoted to her grandkids.

Will they pull off the score?

Remember. No loose ends!

[petrovna-zamo]

Maybe it’s us, maybe you and I are what makes it funny and it’s not duplicatable

[borealiszero]

To think that before, he would question why would anyone go on vengeance when there's family here .........

[naffeclipse]

Imagine if Eclipse's mom survived and once they reunite he tries to introduce us to her

I'm crying, the orca man would be so pleased to introduce you to his mother! He knows she's going to love you, too! She's very sweet, intense, and all teeth but she grins this wide thing that reminds you exactly of Eclipse before she pets your hair and tells you how perfect you'll be! You are already so cute, like a little fish!

[randomfandomsgobrrrrrr]

WAFFLES HAS AQUIRED ONE OF HER DADS BACK YIPPEEEE

[bigmfrat]

For my squids, the process of ceremorphosis turns the host into a caccoon (theres also a whole zombie-ant fungus process situation for the host as well) while the insides melt and reform into A Squid. For the first month they have to be put into incubators until they grow out of the disgusting baby bird faze and their bones and joints stop being goopy. Heres a really fast sketch of Thez freshly pupated, absolutly useless, cant see, cant even hold his stupid baby head up on his own yet.