#pms preferred

[novadreii]

Someone, please tell me that things get better when they're hard. Tell me that tough times don't last but tough people do. Tell me it's going to be okay. Tell me sike. I am so tired.

[kyouka-supremacy]

BSD Official Guidebook Tenkaroku - characters profiles

Profiles from the season 3 guidebook. I heavily relied on automatic translators for this, so if you notice any mistake, please feel free to bring it to my attention. I'll be posting the Japanese original text in reblogs not to make this post too long. Other guidebooks profiles: Shinkaroku; DEAD APPLE; Gongeroku.

Fifteen arc

Osamu Dazai Age: 15 years old Height: 155cm Weight: 51kg Impression when he met Chuuya for the first time: “I'll never feel positively about him again” Places he would like to visit if he went travelling: Famous suicide (by drowning) spots What are the qualities of a “king”?: The ones of people like Mori-san

Chuuya Nakahara Age: 15 years old Height: 150cm Weight: 53kg Impression when he met Dazai for the first time: “There's trash all around” Places he would like to visit if he went travelling: I want to go to a trip overseas with my friends What are the qualities of a “king”?: Being strong

Arthur Rimbaud Age: 27 years old Height: 185cm Weight: 68kg What he believes are his strengths and weaknesses: Strength: having a useful ability / Weaknesses: being sensitive to cold Favourite type: A woman who can warm him up Motto: Always put the mission above everything else Something he wants right now: His lost memories of the past

Canon

Osamu Dazai Something they've been into recently: Showing everyone the footage of Kunikida going insane because of Q's ability Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: Since Ranpo-san is here, there can't be a “can't lose to anyone” What they want to overcome: Nothing at all

Atsushi Nakajima Something they've been into recently: Checking the bankbook page with his salary Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: He doesn't have any confidence in himself, so there's no such thing. What they want to overcome: I want to learn to have the common sense of and behave like a member of society.

Kyouka Izumi Something they've been into recently: Research on cooking for Atsushi Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: Gratitude towards Atsushi and the Detective Agency What they want to overcome: I want to become less startled by thunders.

Doppo Kunikida Something they've been into recently: Education for the increased number of new employees Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: Ability to plan, and passion to carry it out perfectly What they want to overcome: My own imperfections that sometimes prevent me from carrying out my plans

Junichirou Tanizaki Something they've been into recently: Visiting western pastries shops with Naomi Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: I'm embarrassed to say it, but supporting and protecting a certain woman. What they want to overcome: My indecisiveness

Kenji Miyazawa Something they've been into recently: Teaching farming to the members of destroyed gangs Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: Love for nature What they want to overcome: I want to be able to use a computer

Ranpo Edogawa Something they've been into recently: Initiating Kyouka to the deliciousness of cheap candies Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: I can't lose to anyone in anything What they want to overcome: I am perfect like I am now

Yukichi Fukuzawa Something they've been into recently: Showing up at a Go club Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: Excellence of subordinates What they want to overcome: The mistakes of the assassin from the past

Akiko Yosano Something they've been into recently: Collecting photos of dissected patients' internal organs Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: Human body dismemberment skills What they want to overcome: If possible, I want to save patients who have no choice but to die.

Chuuya Nakahara Something they've been into recently: Enriching his wine cellar assortment at home Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: Hatred towards Dazai What they want to overcome: When buying a big motorcycle, I want to stop checking whether my feet can touch the ground

Ryuunosuke Akutagawa Something they've been into recently: Searching for Dazai's house Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: I would rather have something that no one can beat. What they want to overcome: My nemesis, the man-tiger.

Ougai Mori Something they've been into recently: Coming up with new strategies to recruit Dazai Something at which they think they can't lose to anyone: Organization management techniques that request rationality and logic What they want to overcome: Buying too many clothes for Elise

Fyodor Dostoyevsky Age: Unknown Height: Unknown Weight: Unknown What he believes are his strengths and weaknesses: Strength: wishing for world happiness / Weakness: low blood pressure Favourite type: He loves all human beings equally Motto: Happiness in this world Something he wants right now: Someone to talk with who has the same brain as him

Katai Tayama Age: 23 years old Height: 175cm Weight: 53kg What he believes are his strengths and weaknesses: Strength: his life is not expensive (no expenses for transportation and socialization) / Weakness: if left to himself, he won't change his clothes Favourite type: A refined, dignified and gentle woman Motto: There are many dangers outside the house Something he wants right now: Faster communication networks

[ladyespera]

white means i'm still alive.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dave: so mayor, vis-a-vis, how do you ask someone out?

You, a humble WAYWARD VAGABOND, also sometimes known as THE MAYOR, are approached by one of your constituents on a rather delicate topic and he seeks your SAGELY WISDOM on the matter. Fortunately, you have plenty of experience in the field of ASKING ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE OUT. You gear up to tell him THE SECRETS to a SUCCESSFUL FLIRTATION. First, you-

You find yourself ABRUPTLY CUT OFF from dispensing INVALUABLE ADVICE to this FLEDGLING YOUTH by a certain PEREGRINE MENDICANT, who is also coincidentally THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. She quickly informs this IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNGSTER that your advice is NO TO BE TRUSTED, seeing as you have wooed her within the confines of A MCDONALD'S PARKING LOT, overcast by the brilliant GOLDEN ARCHES

Dave: ...and you said yes?

The GLISTENING GODDESS OF YOUR EYE refuses to comment further

[cathalbravecog]

i like it when ppl draw this freak with pants like that. woe. ms paint gwam be upon ye. mole if u see this, this is dedicated to u

[glass-oranges]

Stirling and Emilia!!!!!! I am normal about them I promise

[nabsthevulture]

The dog training place texted me yesterday and said that they would reach out to let me know if they wanted to move forward with me or not

Pls pls pls wish me luck

[potatobugz]

*leans against door seductively* does anyone have any tips on what to do when its hard + uncomfortable to breathe and ur heart is beating faster than normal to the point where its hard to focus on anything else

[monstermoviedean]

if you use 24-hour time: 13:00 = 1, 14 = 2, 15 = 3, 16 = 4, 17 = 5, 18 = 6, 19 = 7, 20 = 8, 21 = 9, 22 = 10, 23 = 11, 0 = 12

[docholligay]

Oh god, I can't even imagine being freshly introduced to this.

I am the Grade A1, Prime, Impulsive motherfucker, in my natural state. I want to do whatever I want forever. I hurt myself many many times as a child because it just occurs to me to do something and then I do it. I have spent a lifetime grabbing myself and going, "Stop that! Stop that! There are consequences to your actions!" and so I am able to be a functioning adult in society even though I think the WILDEST ASS SHIT all the time.

I cannot imagine having that shit sprung on me at fucking...40. At 3, the consequences of my actions were fairly minor in the grand scheme of things, and so I got to work on controlling that part of me while the stakes were only gradually raised. Now, I have a lot to lose. So I can't just pick a fight or drink heavily all the time or go buy a car or eat an entire summer sausage or whatever the fuck my goblin brain says I should just do. But I've had time to work on it.

[femboycharles]

I do think being pinned down for a few hours by someone bigger than me would be great for my mental health tbh

[zhongrin]

i may have found a character i dislike most in zzz

[muckyschmuck]

i cleaned my room., i’m drawing .everything is beautiful i’m no longer suffering i get to give myself a shot tonight everything is awesome lego movie style

[dearansur]

making another realization about my depression but it's merely an observation and won't change anything so just another reminder that I'm fucked

[sketchyelvenasss]

Rhys: If I date a demon you think other demons would be jealous?

Gilleon: 👀 what the fuck? Did your recent batch of cigs go bad or something?

Rhys: This is a serious question Gil! 👏🏼

Gilleon: I’d be more concerned what your parents might do when they learn your dating someone in their mid-thirties…

[mueritos]

why tf is it so hard to find a job in boston,,,,,,