#plus im hungry

[sludgeguzzler]

damn i feel miserable/scared/lonely/gay time to paint my nails

[braveblackbutterfly]

Can we cancel today?

[biscuit-munchies]

I'm on my stupid shit again people ;; Had an idea of a Harpy Jimmy Z cause bro NEEDS a creature power suit. How he got like that is Chris and Martin (mainly Martin) wanted Jimmy to get used to the creature power suits seeing he's the only one that doesn't really have one. Jimmy isn't all too keen on getting his own suit right away, so they use Martin's as a test. Chris shows him the basics of proper use of the CPS and which disks to use and what exactly to touch to activate (using chris' animal bits collection or whatever he calls it). They probably start off with 'easy' animals (like songbirds or small mammals) and Jimmy starts getting used to it, maybe even a bit more confident.

So these idiots boys keep cycling through different animals probably faster than the CPS is used to until BANG! The suit malfunctions! (as suits do) and Jimmy comes out as a mashup of different kinds of birds! (mainly a Harpy Eagle (hah), a heron, a vulture, and a hummingbird). Martin is amazed, Chris is like "huh?", and Jimmy is like "?????? WHAT THE FUCK????" and so hijinx ensues, or whatever

[dustteller]

The maybe-sorta-not-really-almost blowjob scene, because I don't think I've drawn them together before and this is probably the best place to start.

(Tumblr ate my quality :( pls click to rescue it)

[miyku]

[everythingwasnormalhere]

MY SAS TEACHER MENTIONED AL GORE AND I FUCKIN SWEAR IT TOOK ALL MY SELF CONTROL TO AVOID MENTIONING MANBEARPIG 😭

[crybabyfucktoy]

kinks you've loved lately

I'll just list the ones I've cum too recently🤭

rape/somno (obvs lol), ddlg, drowning and suffocation breath play, breeding/pregnancy, cheating/being a mistress, piss play/being a urinal, and being a hucow and getting milked and bred🫣

[neechees]

Can i get some prayers, I've thrown up twice tonight

[leolaroot]

grrrowl i want milkshake again tonight and the worst part is im capable of getting one.

[bunnihearted]

🤧🐀🌧️🌊

[highlifeboat]

I. LOVE. HER.

Nobody else in this movie exists.

Only Sarah.

SHE'S SO BABY

I'M SOBBING SHE'S ADORABLE

[kj-yikes]

Me: I hope I can resist reading the mean boss au update until after work

Work: *explodes*

Me: well I guess that solved that potential distraction...

[heartevent]

man ive had a rough week :/ someone stole the ramps for my car (which were fucking expensive and now I cant do my oil changes myself) and my basement flooded with street sewage so i lost some of my stuff...I have to unpack all this shit and mop the floors and bathe my cat (people who went down their this morning to pump it out left the door open and he went down there). I got into a really bad argument this week with my mom where she said a lot of awful stuff about me that wasn't true and it's still hurting me. I'm fucking broke too to top it all off because the nursing dept of my job still hasn't looked at my physical and vaccine report and i just 😔

[robertsbarbie]

whenever i explain to people my tendency to forget to eat they always think it’s so weird or how i justify it not in an intentional way just in a this is just how it goes like most days i wont eat at work because i dont want to spend money and dont have time in the morning and forget the night before so i say ill do it when i get home so then i go home and spend time with my dog and watching tv, spending time with people and realize oh its too close to actual dinner time i’ll just wait and then i feed my dog spend more time with people think well i dont really want to cook while they’re here so i’ll just wait for them to go to bed since they’re going soon then i scroll on my phone trying to decide what to eat get distracted then eventually wander into the kitchen and i’ll make a random thing just cause and oop suddenly it’s 11:30 pm and im eating my first and only meal of the day all cause i kept accidentally delaying and forgetting :/

[gingerbreadmonsters]

I HOWL AND I WHINE, I'M AFTER YOU

[raksh-writes]

I am, so brain-dead right now. I can feel the headache brewing under my skull and no idea what to do with myself. So far, I (almost) finished one of my presentations and did a small bit for a project, but there's so much more left and yet I barely have the energy to do anything but loiter about in my chair while scrolling on tumblr. Even playing Skyrim feels like too much energy I dont have rn, ughh...