#plug door

[outsidewolves]

Of course I went looking

[twigsyy]

[charlie-nsfw]

i don’t think i ever posted bound and spread aid??? oopsie!!

[pcktknife]

I am simultaneously the luckiest and unluckiest fucker ever I can't believe this

[thebeigelunatics]

the fact that there's been a 'this is a velociraptor-free environment [drawing of velociraptor] it has been x days since the last incident' poster on the wall of the kitchen for the last two seasons is one of the many details i love about slough house. i'm also obsessed with the 'helpful refrigeration tips / did i bring this in?' chart on the fridge and the 'your designated smoking area is [scribbled in black marker likely by catherine standish] NOT HERE' on the fire exit door. 🤣

[badgopher]

"Saturdays by Twin Shadow (feat. HAIM)" is how I've mentally started every post I've made here on a Saturday for the past however many years that song's been out.

I decided I needed bath bombs so I set out to do that and only realized my error when I saw the traffic control person as soon as I turned into the mall. On the Saturday before Christmas. lol

My upstairs neighbor moved out a month ago so I no longer hear about their sex life through my ceiling. My next door neighbor moved out last week so I no longer have to wear my active noise cancelling earplugs to muffle their snoring. It’s quieter around here, but the hot water takes longer to find my tap in the morning.

I deleted a whole chapter about that computer case. You’re welcome.

Never did end up doing Christmas cards this year. I’ve got mixed feelings about that.

I want to do a bunch of dumb end of year data analysis things, but I have to pull a bunch of data to do it, and that’ll take me like a dozen minutes, and that's like a dozen minutes that I could spend not doing that thing. You see my dilemma. Stay tuned, I guess?

I’m the only one on my team not scheduled off on Monday and I think Tuesday next week (and, actually, most of the next 2 weeks). It’s easy enough to keep Teams active and my work email open while I tinker on side quests.

The checkout person at LUSH is always like “oh, are these a gift?” as I unload 9 bath bombs from my basket, as if they don't get many solo middle aged dudes stocking up on bath bombs on Saturday afternoons.

Turns out I miscounted and have 1 too many bath bombs so I’m taking a bath about it.

[afantasyoffiction]

just to sit outside your door chapter five is up!

and im suuuuuper fucking excited abt it bc i made some insane OCs that i'm insane abt....

anyways regular updates might not last but for now!!! pls enjoy

Chapter 5: a poison that never stung

Buck listens to Bobby’s orders, and it’s like hearing from underwater; there’s a deafening buzzing in his skull. He runs into the rubble, refusing to let himself look over his shoulder because he knows Eddie isn’t there. He shoves down his frustration when the day’s partner, Robbie, isn’t where Buck needs him without Buck having to ask. And he follows orders, and he’s barely even reckless as they carry out two unconscious but stable victims, and help three others run from the collapse. Five survivors.  One code before transport. Buck tries not to let that feel like it’s his fault. In the truck on the way back to the station, Buck clears his throat. “Um…Cap?” “Yeah, Buck?” Is Bobby’s tone shorter than usual, or is Buck imagining things? Is Cap angry? Is it Buck’s fault?

Summary:

eddie starts at his new station in texas. meanwhile buck begins to spiral about his research on crime rates...

do i know how to write chapter summaries? hell no. is this super silly and fun? i think so, yeah :)

taglist: @nossumusstellae lol. this is always open if anyone wants to be added ahhahahh

[moeblob]

Hey so I have to inform you all because I am morally and legally obligated to inform people about this movie -

I have told you before that Clue (1985) was available on Amazon Prime and today I have even better news. I don't know when it was added BUT ! it's FREE TO WATCH (with ads) ON YOUTUBE !

Also it's my favorite movie (this doesn't matter I just have to say it).

Also also just because I found this out five minutes ago it was released on Dec 13, 1985. Which was a Friday. A movie about a board game about murder released on Friday the 13th ? Truly a move of all time.

EDIT: Someone wanted to know if you can watch it with adblock on and hey! You can! (I have watched it problem free)

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

Volkswagen California Concept, 2023. A prototype for a new generation VW camper van based on the long version of the Multivan. For the first time, the California is equipped with a sliding door on the kitchen side as well allowing extended use of the space around the vehicle. Using VW's MQB technical platform enables a plug-in hybrid drivetrain with Lithium-ion batteries providing an almost completely autonomous 12V power supply.The concept is described as near-production with sales dues to start next year

[misscammiedawn]

Paranoid thinking is weird as fuck.

You'd think it's all 'something's going to jump out at me' or 'the worst thing is going to happen' but it's usually seeing someone who isn't even a mutual reblog a post about liking things and your baseline being 'this is about me, they're sending me a passive aggressive message that I'm bugging them and need to stop' or seeing someone whose age is the same as someone you used to know and your brain being convinced it's them on an alternate account stalking you or that people are recording your every conversation, or that family members have found and check your socials or friends gather info and laugh about you and say 'Camden sucks'. Stupid, annoying and prevalent beliefs that do not serve me at all and yet they persist.

Like these aren't intrusive thoughts, either. They are assumptions that I then need to retroactively soothe and disprove. I can't help it. It's like my brain picks the reddest of flags and then demands that they be disproved, no matter how charitable my thinking actually is rationally.

Firstly, it's annoying as hell to need to walk back these thoughts, to have to work on convincing yourself how insane and impossible they are every time...

But it also bugs the hell out of me. Girl, you're not that important. No one is that obsessed with you. Get over yourself and stop acting like you're the main character.

It's exhausting. Stop it.

[shakespearerants]

Following options:.

- one of my neighbors got really into marches and/or got their own drum set and has been practicing the same rhythm for hours on end the last few days

- something in the walls, mayhaps heating pipes or suchlike, makes noise that can be mistaken for very very faint drum rhythms just at the edge of your hearing

- having new and exciting kinds of Tinnitus that inexplicably go away when you put in ear plugs

- have been hallucinating very very faint marching drum rhythms for 2 days, either an effect of me spending the last 7 days in bed or am finally going completely off the rails

Nevertheless I have been hearing it since 5 pm and am just about on the verge of screaming

[hyruviandoctor]

Anyone else just suddenly under attack from house flies? I keep a clean apartment so I'm just baffled where all of them even came from

[thicc-astronaut]

you guys don't understand. Cars need to have their burglar alarm go off for no reason directly across the street from you when you're trying to sleep. It's enrichment for them

[itmeblog]

My dog's barks have pitches so as if it weren't bad enough that he's loud as shit, he will bark at the exact same pitch until either I do something or he gets the message. The only time it changes is that singular bark where he realizes that I am intentionally ignoring him.

It goes up in pitch and back down and it is the same bark, same loudness, same pitch, at a constant meter it is exactly as bad as a kid saying "hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey [...]"

[afantasyoffiction]

You want a silly headcanon?

Diana and Evie are not just based on Buck and Eddie... They ARE Buck and Eddie... Slipped through a dimensional rift from somewhere and decided to stay.

(No-one knows this, naturally. Chaos would ensue.)

(Though I suspect Buck would figure it out, because... Buck.)

ahahahaha LISTEN! no one would ever know... so i will neither confirm nor deny ;)

[loupy-mongoose]

Happy birthday! Sorry if I'm late though I don't have a good internal sense of time (all I know is that it's October and I'm only aware it's a Friday rn bc of a small indie webcomic I deeply like updating today) but hooray!

I wanted to say, that art piece where your mewsona calls Pig a fetus made me laugh bc of an extra layer to the joke that might not be intentional - mainly that Mew and Mewtwo's canon designs draw a lot of inspiration and details from actual embryos and fetuses.

For mew currently it's not as obvious but the original red/green mew sprite looked a lot more fetus-y. And of course it's definitely visible for mewtwo, though you might not consciously be aware of it if you're not looking for it.

Lol I accidentally played into the two sides of Mew's importance. Fetus creature, who's fossil was used to create Mewtwo. In the movies, at least.

And no you're not late. It's still ma b-day~ :3