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thelambthatkilledthewolf · 6 months ago

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Random headcanons about Hezekiah Wakely because no one appreciates this absolute treasure of a man:

- if he had lived in a time where gender was actually understood, he would've used he/they/it pronouns

- he has autism and BPD and was probably shunned for being "weird"

- his special interest is bugs, but specifically the kinds that burrow in the ground

- his liquor of choice was bourbon and he drank that shit straight

- he was vaguely acquainted with Jonah Magnus, but didn't like him much

- he had a secret relationship with Simon Fairchild and I will die on this hill

- all his bullshit about the Lord in his letters to that one guy was fake. He desperately tried to believe in God bc it was the 1800's and everyone did, but he never actually felt like God was really there

- Smirke heard of his little misdemeanors and immediately clocked him as a Buried avatar, and tried to "recruit" him into the Regency group (Smirke wanted to study him.) He refused because fuck rich people

- he faked his death so that he could be buried alive, and that's how he died

Bonus: That was the first time Simon ever truly mourned the loss of a person. (The second would be two hundred years later, when a certain detective put a bullet in Michael Crew's brain)

#why does no one else talk about this man.#HIS EPISODE WAS SO FUCKING GOOD WHY DO YOU GUYS IGNORE IT #i have brainrot about him and simon so bad #i don't even know where it came from #but it's there #so yeah take headcanons about the buried avatar that literally everyone forgot about #pls pls pls start talking about him more #he was so right #i too would like to sleep in an open grave #bro just needed a weighted blanket ok i get it #tma #the magnus archives #hezekiah wakely #simon fairchild #shut up mori

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vaguely-concerned · 1 month ago

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rook x lucanis: romance with a commentary track! solas and spite contribute with their thoughts and opinions along the way whether anyone wants them to or not. it's like a MST3K episode up in here as you try to get hot and heavy. in. in the pantry. love among the radishes at the end of the world (rifftrax version)

#still not sure who I'll romance first but I *am* starting to find lucanis just like. inherently hilarious. which is often how it starts.#for me. because of my many faults and flaws as a human being. I can't resist anything I find even slightly funny #dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #dragon age: the veilguard spoilers #lucanis dellamorte #solas #dragon age spoilers #god please PLEASE let there be a fade section where solas and spite could interact just to complete my Vision here #anyway I think this concept could bring out the absolute troll side of solas that I love and treasure so much #if you annoy him too much in your little fade talks he'll start loudly critiquing your kissing technique in the back of your head #'oh is that how people go about it these days. well. not how I would have done it but to each their own of course'#pls pls I want pass agg dread wolf roasts constantly he's such a bitch he was born for this (affectionate)#I mean only lucanis and the player can hear spite apparently so it'd be more like lucanis looking into the camera like he's on the office #it's so cruel I think he's already going to be real weird at emotional intimacy as it is he shouldn't have to deal #with being bounced against the fourth wall like a little rubber ball on top of it all. sorry about your life (?) lucanis

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akkivee · 11 days ago

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top five moments from this little drama track in my very unbiased like so objective it’s crazy y’all opinion lol

1️⃣ sasara elected to sign himself and samatoki up to perform another comedy skit together bc he’s stupid ig lmao. samatoki punches him for it tho lmao

2️⃣ all the leaders got to eat at that diner by invite basically. it’s american so the portions are HUGE and the exact conversation about this point was brought like this lol

ichiro: i’ve never seen a burger this size before!!!!! i think it’s the same size as your head kuukou

kuukou: *holds up the burger to his face* ain’t it??

ichiro: *laughs like it’s the funniest thing he’s ever seen* it’s massive bro

3️⃣ there’s a 30cm burger and the leaders decide to have an eating contest to see who can eat it fastest, and sasara gets out of it by being the commentator lmao. kuukou the foodie has quite a bit of praise for the flavour accents in burger as he’s chowing down, ramuda can barely hold the burger up lmao, and ichiro started egging samatoki on where it’s revealed that the both of them have special eating techniques. they shouted them out in sentai style complete with superhero sound effects LOL

4️⃣ jakurai, however, reveals the ultimate technique of squishing the 30cm burger down into one ☝️ cm and eats it in four bites. HES THE WINNER LMAO (and ichiro slams his fist down lamenting his defeat LOL)

5️⃣ the track ends with the leaders cleaning up the restaurant bc they ate so much food, the restaurant workers wouldn’t be able to clean up in time for their grand opening the next day lmao. kuukou and sasara were bums and weren’t helping (kuukou: they say you have to work to earn your keep, but i’ve already eaten 😈) but eventually they get chided into helping lmao. kuukou rushed forward to complete his chore with gusto but he bumps into sasara and kuukou yells at him for getting in his way lmao and sasara yells back that he’s an idiot as samatoki tells them they’re being annoying fcks and ichiro tells kuukou that was dangerous and all six of them made for an interesting group according to ramuda 🤗🤗🤗

#this is vee speaking #it was pretty funny for an 11 min blurb lmao #like kuukou is so annoying LMAO 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜#i listed the above ‘embarrassing about kuukou’ ichiro anecdote but the very next second lol #kuukou tells him to hurry and eat his food and ichiro AGAIN starts giggling like pls ichiro control your crush LOL #and in a very fun comparison between the two lmao kuukou was talking about how the sauce was lit and the pickles were fire in the big burger #(my words not his lol it was a tad more put together)#ichiro enthusiastically said that his burger was tasty!!!! it tasted like meat!!!! :D #and that food review next to kuukou’s food review was frying me LOL #btw jakurai started commenting about the nutrition in both sandwiches AND burgers so have a burger on him LOL

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dreamings-free · 2 months ago

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#sometimes the twitter brainrot really does migrate to tumblr huh..#why tf would L fire his manager (and thereby management because hey.. he's the CEO) after the past 3 years of massive successes ?!#and more importantly why tf would some of you want him to ?#are people really too dense to understand how instrumental L’s management has been to the success he’s had ?#from way back went he was battlling syco and sony behind the scenes #you think he could achieve everything he has all by himself with just oli as his sidekick ? 😂#pls get a goddamn grasp on how a career at this scale in the music industry works...#and yes apparently it started as some weird joke? (haha..)#but seeing people in tags being like ‘hope it’s true!'… okay weirdos 🙄#oh and don’t even get me started on how some people talk about bmg….#lol sorry seeing so much dumb shit on twitter yesterday set me off #seeing it on here just left me disappointed..#lt management #.

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gladiatorcunt · 5 months ago

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han solo wants what atton rand has

#AND THATS A FACT #guys pls play kotor 2 and see my vision #atton deserves a romance questline with as much depth and length as astarion’s fr #and also an option to be an evil power couple #i will fund the kotor remakes and kotor 3 myself if i have to #its the way i didn’t even know he existed when i started playing #but then i fell in love #like he’s an extremely close second to anakin #‘they can’t hurt you bc you’ll be right here with me playing pazaak’ AND THEN THAT BEING BASICALLY THE LAST THING HE SAYS #obsidian partner with larian studios and bring kotor back and my life is yours #i deadass wrote fic about my mc and atton after playing #star wars #knights of the old republic #i havent played the restored content mod but even then its like……. i need something more #a fictional star wars situationship really had me crying bc i wanted a better ending #kotor 2 is so interesting bc i loved it #but whats great about it sometimes reinforces whats bad about it #that being the cut content and the sometimes apparent lack of substance in spots #i shouldn’t have been an infant when kotor 2 was made i shouldve been in the writers room #i need him i need him i need him #‘you have a husband?’ oooooooooooooooooooh #i just think seeing the kotor games with the graphics of something like jedi survivor would be insane #fav #i could talk about this game forever i beat both of them in the span of like about 2 weeks i was obsessed #my nerd ass loves star wars sm #like lets keep going back in time i rlly dont care about the ‘modern’ star wars era #and theres an easter egg line where atton calls you an angel even though he says hes joking #ahhhhhhhhhhhhh #genuinely down bad #📜.scrolls

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bunnyboy-juice · 22 days ago

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spent the first hour and change at work deleting some old files and am having a grand ol time laughing at myself for not realizing i was a lesbian sooner

#vulnerable tag rambles ahead please be kind abt them i didnt intent to ramble this much but i dont wanna delete it eitehr #me to every single man i have ever dated after 6mo-1y: yeah hey this really isnt working out i dont really know why but i really hate mysel #and i dont want to blame you because i dont think you did anything inherently wrong here; i think this is something about me but i need #space to figure out why im feeling this way [every single one reacted by telling me No i wasnt allowed to leave btw]#i hold very complex feelings about these relationships esp bc of them ending in very violent/chaotic ways most of the time #but its interesting to look back at it all and realize ive left every man for the same reason (which is that ive hated myself Every Single #Time ive dated a man) and its funny bc i recognized the self hate pretty early on w/ cishet men but when it came to queer men it was #much more confusing (esp w/ nto knowing Any lesbians at that point in my life). im so happy im a lesbian tbh #i have a lot of issues w/ the racism fatphobia and transmisogyny present in lesbian groups #and also coming out as a lesbian really truly saved my life. before i met my wife i was quite literally in a 3yr abusive relationship that #definitely would have died in if i hadnt realzied i was a lesbian and ran from him #its also weird seeing liek the hard evidence of the things that happened to me btween 2016-2020 tbh #cause that was such a bad time of my life. i truly dont know how i survived it but im so glad i did #like the three major relationships in my life b4 meeting my wife was: guy who was in college when i was in HS who stalked me when i left;#guy who was a year younger than me who cheated on me the entire time while telling me he was being victimized (he wasnt; this was very mess #guy who saw the very messy toxic ldr i was in and helped me dump my ex then decided that meant we were in a relationship [insert 3 yrs here #and admittedly all 3 years with him werent the same level of abusive but it was definitely unhealthy from the start considering I Didnt Kno #we were together until he wanted to celebrate vday and got mad i didnt know our anniversary - and like this isnt including the other stuff #that happened between those Relatonships[tm] (cause ive never been monogamous; these were just the Major Relationships)#like i genuinely think if i hadnt come out i'd be dead rn given just how dangerous my relationships were/continued getting #i am also so tired now that ive seen all this cause like. fuck i can barely believe it and i not only lived it but have PTSD about it #i should write about my life sometime. i feel like it'd be cathartic to try and make a tangible timeline and stories from the years ang stu #anyway yeah. be nice about the tag rambles. dont message me with pity or curiosity or anything about this. i dont usually talk abt this stu #publicly bc i hate the ways ppl start tryign to baby me when they realize my life has been extremely fucked up until only a few years ago #n im still working on accepting kindness from others bc of [insert life traumas here] but its a long process so pls respect my need for jus #being heard rn w/o too much pressure< 3 (but ig if u do read this can u like it cause i feel a little crazy seeing all the evidence of the #stuff i experienced now also cause fuck ik logically it was but also i cant believe it was all real still yk)

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acquiescest · 29 days ago

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irt the lrb what would you say if i said liam & noel spent new years 2023 together in paris

what would you say if i said liam bought the house in france (the one with noel's name carved into the walls) in march 2023 and that month noel talked about wanting to spend several months in paris

which could mean nothing

#just making guesses chatting shit talking bollocks you know how it is #if anyone can debunk that first thing pls tell me!#feel like i'm wearing a tinfoil hat and it doesn't vibe with my outfits if y'know what i mean #feel like i should do a timeline but every time i try it gets out of hand #ok have some very messy puzzle piecing:#liam & noel texting/calling from time to time since jan 2020 #noel splits w sara spring 2022 starts spending more time in manchester #maybe march mothers day something happened?? possibly liam & noel met up in april??? that's pure speculation though #pretty boy released oct 31 2022 noel stops wearing wedding ring #noel spends christmas in england for the first time in ages #liam listens to the smiths all christmas eve. on christmas he has a party for close friends and family (including bod)#liam and debbie go to france for the new year to house hunt #liam claims on twitter (no one believes him) that noel is with him on new years day #(((he posts a selfie that i uhhh got very tinhatty about.. don't worry about it)))#noel goes to a football game on jan 5 and he is in a very good mood #divorce news jan 14. liam's divorce playlist jan 15. allegedly out drinking together jan 16. noel does promo for new single jan 17 #jan 18th liam claims on twitter noel wants to meet up #peggy's 80th birthday end of jan #liam's hip surgery beginning of feb #feb 6th he claims noel's “coming over later to wipe my arse and change the bedding he's a good lad really”#starts slagging noel off for real again in early march (he'd been “nice” since november's pretty boy promo)#news that he bought a house in france #noel does a bunch of promo at the end of march (when the 3rd single came out) some of which didnt air until june when the album came out #there's one interview where he seems very tired and hungover and he blabs about paris for ages #end of march is the 1st time he tells liam to call him. 2 months later he asks (goads) liam again a bunch of times #anyway i probably forgot some liam tweets from jan/feb and i really haven't looked into 2022 or 2021 yet #but yeah it's pretty clear they were hanging out 👁️👁️ jan 2023 and then things soured by march after liam's surgery #(((kinda wonder if noel ghosted him and then was too scared to call))) ←wondering that bc it's exactly what i would've done :/#the christmas eve/day stuff probably means nothing btw but well i'm feeling insane about the new years stuff don't even worry about it

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scarycranegame · 2 days ago

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HI I CANT REPLY TO THE POST BUT YOURE SOOOOOOOOOOOO RIGHT

I had the thought that they probably slept together and regret it after bc of the pregnancy but the idea that he raped her was so prevalent online I thought it was stated canon and I was just misremembering or something and i've not yet replayed it

FINALLY OH MY GOD SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS...... we're spinning around and frolicking in a field right now

but yeah no seriously yr right, it is never canonically stated and tbh i dont even consider it heavily implied because. yknow. [gestures to the 2 hours it took to write my theory post]. like.. its a valid interpretation of course, its just that the fandom treats it so much like it was canonically stated that some people think the entire game is about it. which. it very much Is Not™. so i guess what im trying to say is that im really glad to see someone else follow the same train of thought as me!!! :DDD feels good to know im not totally out of touch LMAO

#scary crane answer #dental hygiene videogame tag #''oh the game is about ra-'' no the game is about capitalism guys. its about how fucking garbage late stage capitalism is #its about how pony express fucked everyone over from the start #its about how they let people who should not be on a spaceship onto a spaceship for several years #its about how even THEY didnt take the psych evals seriously #its about how they took literally any and every excuse to dock their employees' pay #its about how they wouldnt their employees get more than 5 hours of sleep (INCLUDING THE GUYS FLYING THE SHIPS!!!!)#none of this would've happened if it weren't for pony express' incompetence #like it or not jimmy IS a victim of this. just like everyone else is #if im right about him being schizophrenic then he was probably denied his medication. so yeah. theres that #anyways hows everyone else doing tonight LOL #also if u have any headcanons about the funny mouthwash people PLEEEEASE SEND THEM TO ME #i only have like one other friend in this fandom pls talk to me abt this game

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luthienmpl · 2 years ago

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listen the lita smut i've read is great and all and i understand why the more bdsm-themed ones have rain going more or less non-verbal during play but i still wish more people would write canon-compliant rain who can't shut up during sex and phayu turning to putty listening to him talk because i love that about them

#lita #love in the air #also less kp crossover but let's not even start with that one #i just want more consistent characterization in my smut i guess #it's an established behavioral pattern good people pls my crops are dying #you can literally watch phayu lose his mind while rain talks about what the term daddy means to him COME ON

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chanyoungies · 2 years ago

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김준서 (KIM JUN SEO) 1st Mini Album [ECHOES of love] 2022.11.20 6PM (KST)

#kim junseo #wei #ouiai #DEAR GOD it's 10AM as i draft we have 6 hours to go until i post but oh my god im finally done i thought id never finish dear GOD #this is far from the best thing ive ever done. but it was an interesting experience #nd definitely took some time (not the most tho . nothing can beat paula's birthday set when it comes to that) but also .... surprisingly #less than i thought ? like longer but also shorter .? u know ?#this made me go insane i kept forgetting about my food and i also kept working in silence half of the time bc i would forget to put smth on #eri if i decide to do a second one next year PLEASE tell me to start sooner like if i start brainstorming into ur ear in like may pls accept #i say 'if' as if i wasnt already working on song choices for next year lmao #i was really excited for this and i think that made me not rlly think as much as i should have i think i can do better next year . if i star #if i start early enough #ANYWAYS #happy junseo birth <3 my prince <3 or smth idk #pls dont perceive the mcd thumbnail from up close i beg u #boy who's so important . . a boy so fox . . . nation's model (2) pretty boy with pretty voice . . whatever im not gonna start rambling more #but he's very important n i hope he knows that he is & that he's so very loved & i hope that he's happy today and always . etc #nd i love him or whatever . whatever whatever no one look everyone close your eyes #*mine #special thanks to eri as always my bewoved who has been hearing me talk about this for the past like month thank u for putting up with me #(re:this and also in general i love u)

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loveoaths · 2 years ago

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do ppl know canon feral is ~20-30 years old or is it just me

#like ofc hc whatever you want but. going off his height etc. he’s an adult #asking only bc his tag is mostly him as a child and i’m starting to wonder if i missed something #like am i misremembering or is this a fanon thing where he’s made younger so his death has more impact #no shade either way! but pls someone say they know what i’m talking about!#walkie talkie.

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heavenknowsffs · 1 year ago

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Sorry for another vent post but here goes

#like i'm not looking for a relationship ok ? but i met this guy and we've been hooking yp #but like he is being all sweet and caring and he is great don't get me wrong #he's like eddie munson i'm not gonna lie #but at the same time he doesn't get my jokes and when i make a sarcastic comment or something funny he always thinks i'm being honest #and then he's too sweet if it makes sense in normal convos? BUT if i am ganuinely distressed (which i am a lot you guys know)#he is just not very emotionally intelligent 😬 and like it's all fun and wtv but i feel like he might like me more than i like him #and i called him babe once bc i had this girl friend who calls everyone babe and i spent like 3 days with her so i called him that #and now he always calls me babe and i'm like 😐 pls stop but i can't tell him to stop bc it will seem rude #and yeah my friends that know him are like he's such a cool guy and so sweet and everything and it looks like we're dating #but like we're not man we're not i met him a few weeks ago #anyway i think in reality i'm trying to find bad things about him just so i can justify not liking him and sabotage the whole thing bc +#+ i'm too afraid lmao #i think i'm emotionally unavailable and don't want a relationship or feel ready for it at all #i feel like i'm starting that age most ppl have at 18/19 of exploring and just vibing except i should have gone through that then #but i never got the change bc of abusive relationships and being at home and not having freedom to just exist #and now i do and i feel like if i start dating someone i'll lose my freedom again #which should not even happen in a healthy relationship but that's how i feel #maybe will talk about this to my therapist see what he says #i think i know what he will say like 'you're just afraid don't think about it too much tell him how you feel'#and i HAVE told him generally how i feel and that i don't want to move mad about it and he was like 'no were just getting to know eachother

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wanderingchocolateeclair · 2 years ago

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Pirate AU Snippet:

Because brain decided to surprise me with sudden motivation and I don’t think I’ve shared some personal writing for a while!!

It’s short but I think I’ll still put a cut-

From Tsunagu’s POV!

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“Under the light of the blood moon, the curse is temporarily eroded away… revealing parts of the true person underneath. We get to feel what it’s like to live again. To need again. To…..feel….again.”

That is what they told me, read from notes that have been written over years lost to a curse and to the sea. But there’s more.

“However, it is merely an illusion. A temptation, and the curse’s darkest and cruellest trick. It shows us who we once were, how we once were. It shows us what we could be without the curse, and tempts us with viewing our life without it.”

And once the light fades, or they step out of the blood moonlight, all returns to how it is. Nothingness. Emptiness. Dead.

“It is cruel.”

Back then I would have felt pity. Sorry for those who went through this, but unable to see what it is truly like to suffer in such a way. But now…but now…….

I find myself standing in the light of the blood moon, feeling fear and rationality for the first time in months. I never noticed how much this curse has changed me. It is eroding away at me.

I’m scared.

No. That isn’t what I wished to say here. There was a light in this darkness I felt tonight. And it was from him.

For once, I saw warmth and kindness in his eyes…his voice was…soft.

For once, I saw a glimmer of a smile- a true smile- and it was at… me? A heartless man, yet his smile was so gentle.

He spoke to me, and I… I didn’t want to fight back, he was so welcoming. He took my hands- he took my hands and led me to see the stars- oh…the stars, mother, I wish you could see them.

We talked…

He held me in his hands and I felt…safe. This light shining over us, it was like we were alive… that we could feel… for a moment I thought- I thought I could hear the faint beating of his heart.

I never would have thought he’d be so kind.

Maybe the curse revealing who we are, deep down, could be a good thing. Like the deepest depths of the darkest oceans that aren’t affected by the harsh blow of the wind.

So much beauty.

So much life.

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