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hey! did you know that you saying there are only 2 genders doesn't actually make it true? just like if i said "the sky is green" i wouldn't make it green irl??
i thought that was common sense but hey
maybe that doesn't apply to rapists sexists bigots racists homophobes nazis supremacists misogynists with control freaks and anger issues men president trump!!
#president trump#fuck trump#donald trump#trump#hope he gets shot#pls#pls pls pls kill him#start a revolution i'm begging#america#listen to me#you need to murder that man#as soon as possible#stay safe and strong#he'll die soon#i hope
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a very important lesson I was taught by my parents is that if I’m around an angry man and he’s threatening to kill himself then that is between him and the lord and my only response to that situation should be to get the fuck out of there and call 911. do not ever take the murder-suicide statistics lightly
#in no way trying to blame women who have been victims of murder suicide btw#we’re taught to comfort and be a shoulder to cry on and it’s much easier said than done#but if you are around a man and he is yelling or punching things or throwing things#or threatening to kill himself#then get out of there pls you do not need to try to calm him down
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Marvel hates Romani characters so much. I want to die.
#I HATE IRON MAN SO MUCH AND THEY DO THIS TO ME???#SOMEONE KILL HIM#SOMEONE PLS KILL THAT THIRD RATE DOOM WANNABE#i am sick and TIRED#im so tired#i want to cry#doctor doom#marvel clown universe
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ENERGETIC ⚡️
you make me feel so high
#atsuoikage#haikyuu#oikawa tooru#kageyama tobio#miya atsumu#oikage#atsuoi#haikyuu!!#they are not any specific member i just chose based on shot composition and vibes#so pls dont come at me saying u think so and so should be X member instead of Y member#I just want the vibes of them being on a competition show like p101 and then debuting together bc i think them being the JP members tgt#would be very sweet and help bridge some animosity or rival tension that exists like they are competing but also#they feel solace in eos presence being from same culture same language etc#tobio looooooves oikawa HAHA hes sooo starry eyed over him... tobio calling oikawa hyung im gonna kill myself#atsumu and oikawa get close maybe after iwaizumi gets eliminated maybe earlier/midway in the show? bc tsumu understands what it feels like#to suddenly pursue ur dream alone.. samu maybe trained with tsumu at same company but quit before they even enrolled on the show#atsumu being the mediator whenever oikage bicker LOL#oikawa being stressed af and snapping at tobio and tobio is so sad tsumu is like there there... ill go talk to oikawa hell come around itok#ats comforting oikw like telling him to ignore the netizen / bad edit etc and calming him down slowly and getting oikw to apologize to tobio#also tobio crawling into oikawas bed in the dorms to sleep with him at night and oikawa wants to complain but likes cuddling... deep downLOL
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BITCH i thought yall were joking about the apocalypse gay montage AND YOU WERE NOT????? GUYS HE LITETALY WAS LIKE THE NOT EVIL ANYMOTE I WANNA BE LOVED NOW
#THEYRE KILLING ME#i hate them so much#old man toxic yaoi#YOU CAN CONVINCE ME TO DO ANTTHINF FUCK YOU#cherik#x men#x men apocalypse#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#magneto#professor x#give him back his hair pls#still love him tho even bald
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two sides of the same coin
#itadori yuuji#ryomen sukuna#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#my art#jujutsu kaisen fanart#brainrot incoming (pls don’t mind me)#one thing sukuna and yuuji have in common is that they’re both absolutely miserable#sukuna is utterly selfish and yet it only made him hollow inside and now he’s just killing time waiting for death to come#yuuji is completely selfless and yet it’s only made him suffer and bc of that he’s been constantly trying to check out of life#and I think the funniest but also the most painful thing about these two is that…#despite that they’re vastly opposite they might be the only people that can understand each other the most#imagine them having a heart to heart lol maybe then they would realise some things about themselves
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Tim and the Lex Luthor this, Tim and Lady Shiva that-
Give me Tim and Darkseid. You don't just deliver coal to the biggest supervillain without some banter and I need to see it
#I kidding pls give me all three#And Tim and the league of assassins#And Tim and the Rouges#as I type this I realized that Tim is associated with far too many villains in ways which they aren't enemies#this is also the base of Tim making friends with people who have tried/are trying to kill him#tim drake#lex luthor#lady shiva#darkseid#santa#yj98#league of assassins#gotham rouges
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Prompt:
Time loop edition!
Jason gets a chance to do everything right.
He’s got one day, twenty four hours, to change everything to the way he wants it to be (read: repeatedly kill Joker). And if he’s not satisfied with the result by the end of that time, well, that’s fine. He gets a do over for as long as he wants—if he offs himself before the twenty fourth hour mark.
He just didn’t count on his stupid family to be such a wild card and keep switching their routines around at the drop of a hat. Makes it so much harder to plan Joker’s perfect demise…
((Meanwhile the batfam: screaming and falling over each other, very much aware of the time loop but under the impression that Jay’s death is the catalyst, trying desperately to stop Jason from committing suicide by the end of each day.))
#casually screaming plot bunnies into the void#those bunnies have teeth#they bite#and they’ll totally eat you#please don’t feed the bunnies vegetables#they’ll get indigestion#take one for the team: get eaten#also Jason is having fun but everyone else isn’t#what’s new#the batfam spend their time terrified that the time loop will run out before they’ve convinced Jason#Bruce is a wreck#Tim has several detailed plans how to kill Jason after all this is over and done with#all of those plans get benched but it’s the thought that counts cuz he’s MAD#excuse you he didn’t put all that effort into gluing this family back together#just to have Jason screw it all over again#Dick is making noises like a broken ferry horn and running on another energy drinks to down a t-rex#Jason is too busy living out his murder fantasies on joker to have time for conversations with his family#the consequences are dire#mostly for everyone else#((joker votes for Jason to pls pick up the phone because that asshat’s been killing him for the past fifty days on repeat and seriously—#this is overkill))#prompts#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#robin#tim drake#red hood
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I'm not fucking joking when I tell you I saw this panel and literally started sobbing and crying over seeing my babygirl buying chocolate with just fucking quarters. This is the people's jason todd for real, thank you Juni Ba
#actually was just squeaking and squaking over this like oh my god real jason rep#gotta make him a loser boy flag or pfp#love when my bbg is a boyfailure whos just trying to do right#bro has no equipment and risks his life everyday because hes emo and has trauma /hj#if he doesnt get a hug from bruce by the end of this and a new pair of clothes ill cry#pls give me a fic w this version of jay getting hugs and love from his bros#bro looks like he has one pair of clothes he can actually stand to wear with his autism#and he never takes that mask off even if it kills him#i know his hair is matted#boy wonder dc#boy wonder#dc comics#jason todd#red hood#dc black label#barking and woofing and waughing#jason todd kinnie#red hood kinnie#batfam#batfamily#batman#batman comics#batman jason todd#damian wayne#damian al ghul#damian wayne al ghul#jason todd wayne#boy wonder preview#scruffy jason todd#loser boy jason todd
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*gives isabeau a sandwich (secretly has honey mustard)*
Day 53: Is it supposed to be spicy?
#isat#in stars and time#isat isabeau#isat fanart#art#daily isabeau#stop killing him pls#take better care of your beaus#lest we have another times loop#i've never tried honey mustard#so i hope it isn't actually spicy#lest the joke is ruined
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from goldenglobes' instagram - october 14, 2024
#he's so pretty i want to kill myself#all black outfits on him does things to me oh god#sebastian stan#sebastianstanedit#sebstanedit#fysebastianstan#sstanedit#stansclan#gbbb#tw flashing#flashing gif#tw flash#if i forgot a tag pls let me know
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wild life is so awesome for giving us a new dimension to boat boys: wile e. coyote etho and road runner joel
joel: thanks for avenging me right after that was sweet
etho, who was trying to kill joel: (lying) haha yup. that’s because we’re family 😁
#pls etho just keeps betraying him and joel never wants to kill him 😭😭 thinking about ‘you saved me so i can kill you again’#joel being bloodthirsty in general vs etho being bloodthirsty ONLY when it comes to joel#ethoslab#smallishbeans#wild life smp#life series#boat boys
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#chip taylor#spencer reid#matthew gray gubler#68 kill#criminal minds#mgg#chip taylor edit#spencer reid edit#spencer reid x reader#chip taylor x reader#lana del rey#edit#edits#criminal minds edit#i need him#im so bricked#chip taylor one chance pls#spencer reid smut#chip taylor smut
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glinda upland woman after my own heart.
HATE that they cut this scene out I love this sm like every detail about this scene but specifically THIS.
LIKE LOOK AT HER. THERE IS NOTHING BUT DISDAIN AND COLDNESS IN HER EYES. SHE HAS NEVER LOOKED AT ANYONE LIKE THAT BEFORE THROUGHOUT THE FILM. THAT IS THE LOOK OF SOMEONE GOING "you were horrible to the most important person in my life and I'm going to rip your throat out the second she turns her back".
she even got pfannee and shenshen to take elphaba away and distract her with whatever the fuck it is they're doing so that she can give governor thropp the WORST death glare anyone in oz might've ever seen.
if i was him i'd PRAY.
#wicked#wicked 2024#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#governor thropp#pfannee#shenshen#gelphie#he messed with her girlfriend and now she will literally strike the fear of GOD into his soul#oh my god obsessed with this#obsessed with all the deleted scenes actually#it's such a shame they had to cut these out#they added a lot of character development and shit#and it's SO funny to see this man squirm#his daughter's pink roommate is going to kill him when she's not looking AND HE KNOWS IT#HE NEEDS TO RUN#the only reason she hasn't done it yet is because it would upset elphaba#lowkey yk#this is what caused his heart attack#glinda jinxed his ass so bad he dropped dead#the death glare paid off#she's literally thinking “you will die soon old man and when you do ill laugh and dance on your grave”#FULLY believe elphaba 100% knew what was happening#and she looks back like “glinda pls don't murder my father”#and glinda is perhaps considering it#only for her yk
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animation usually isn't my thing but i spent like 4hrs on these and had a blast! :]
#if you think he's missing his chest scar - i forgot it lmao#my pc was already weeping at the rainbow layers i gave it mercy lmao#color's so fun to animate i had so much fun :D#shoutout to the ask about color that i got a couple days ago u were my inspo :)#tumblr pls dont kill these i love them so much#my art#my animation#< will that tag have multiple posts on my blog? maybe???#utmv#color!sans#color sans#its taking so long for tumblr to process these ;-;#undertale au#othertale sans#< i think?#i legit know nothing about him lmao#its 5am... bedtime i think#tw eyestrain#moving stuff
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okay viktor….. its machine herald time right….
…Right?:?:?:?:?
Hahahahahaha hahahahah hahahah hahahahahah
#oh my god#pls viktor#also jayce killing him is so gay yhats homosexuality if ive ever seen it#arcane#jayvik#arcane viktor#viktor league of legends#arcane season 2#viktor#viktor arcane#arcane season two#jayce talis#arcane season two spoilers
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