#pls make it happen

[anpanman95]

kind and self-sacrificing like her dada

and a witty, cheeky little shit like her papa

truly, the most beautiful culmination of both of them, like they birthed her.

oh please don’t haver her dying

please please please please

[ratgirlcommunist]

Ambessa x reader where she makes you sit on her strap while she’s on a meeting 🥰

Ambessa x reader where ties your hands behind your back and feeds you fruit

Ambessa x reader where she is a pirate and you are a siren that she caught by accident (she falls in love reluctantly)

Ambessa x reader abo where your nations are at war and your a princess that needs to mary the war lord to stop the bloodshed (oh no, don’t make me mary big scary lady nooooooooooo) (Ambessa falls in love at first sight and keeps trying to be nice (unsuccessful) but reader has been told she is pure evil so she thinks it’s a trick)

[get-sh3rlock]

This is Jeremy the snail. I now love Jeremy the snail. Let's make Jeremy the snail famous/nf

[lewisinho]

👀 sepang might be back?!

[honestlynervousnut]

I just know that the day Tommy snaps and curses at someone It will be like:

Tommy: 🤬

The person getting yelled at: 🤯

Eddie: 😲

Buck: 😳/😏

The entire 118: 😨

Chim and Hen: 😯 Wait he can swear? 🤨

[kraeki]

When Virgil was told a Dutch Captain had never won the League

[canthejustboremetodeath]

I need a damian and Danny twin fic, where Danny was the superior twin and was supposed to be the heir but 'died' for whatever reason and now he lives with the Fentons and everything but he still has skewed morals from growing up as a prodigy assassin so he is just one bad experience from absolutely losing his shit and going on a murder rampage.

[latenighttalkinqwp]

AZZI ONE CHANCE PLEASEEEE!!!!

[vietnamadamlololol]

My posts are not posting

pls guys 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙁🙁🙁

I even found a t posing floyd for u

anyway I really need to take a fat shit

Someone hold my hand for support pls and thanks 💋

[skezzzoutofservice]

such a good day :3 and i was wondering WHERE ARE THE ELTINGVILLE CLUB X READER AO3 WATTPAD TUMBLR FANFICS ISTG I NEED CONTENT 😰😰

[thedetectivethepirate]

I need a scene where Aziraphale firmly plays with Crowley's hair.

[serzilfanxever]

Matching boyfriends!!!

SERZIL IS CANON.

“But lukaramos is More ca-

IDC SERZIL IS MORE CANON

"But sernando-

SERZIL CANON.

"B-but-

SH! SERZIL CANON, ACCEPT IT.

¡Another day, another serzil post!

[essiemclaren]

Girl I’m having a math correction exam 26th August and I need your power of manifestation to help me pass my queen

(This is me praying)

you have now been essie'd!!! CONGRATULATIONS FOR PASSING YOUR MATH CORRECTION EXAM!!

[smidgemarner]

anyways

[honestlynervousnut]

Could you imagine (yellowjackets)

This post is mostly credit to @kings-paintbrush because I heard It from u firts.

Okey now lets pretend that man is actually Paul:

COULD YALL IMAGINE THIS MEETING!?

[0dank0isnothere0]

I had a dream that I was like in this Mario vr game where you're a prince/princess and you get captured by bowser while visiting princess peach for tea

And a lot of things happen that you choose and stuff

It's like a choose your own adventure 3d mario vr game

And like, after a while of doing stuff with bowser, Mario comes in to rescue you and you have to choose either Mario or bowser (apparently you can also choose luigi if you turn around cause there's a secret button but I didn't choose luigi so idk what would happen if you chose him 💔) but basically choosing Mario would bring you back to the kingdom with princess peach away from bowser (where he attacks cause you didnt choose him and gets he his ass handed to him), but if you choose bowser you basically just marry him and have a happily ever after without Mario peach and the kingdom :3

I chose the bowser ending at first, but it was a bit shorter than I wanted it, so I chose the Mario ending after the end of the wedding

I want this to be a game so bad, man

Nintendo, hmu, if you wanna make it 😘