#pls kill me /j

[legacyofwalpurgis22]

just remembered i've got my last 2 final assignments for this sem due on monday (i have started neither and will not until like thursday or smth lmao) and i think this will be the end for me actually

[legacyofwalpurgis22]

real

"im gay" "im straight" ok well... im swamped?? with business????? stocks???? bonds????? golden parachutes?????????

[camipecka]

I feel so sigma!!

[sophfandoms53]

Im fucking crying why did he say this, bro has never been outside before😭😭

[villetela]

Sun and y/n interaction (shitpost)

(trapped in insanity addition tw: terrible writing)

Sun: "I told you for the last time, I DID NOT murder him how many DAMN times do i have to tell you!" Sun rejects that HE was the one who murdered the current doc that visited him hours ago

Y/n: "how am I supposed to believe you when you don't even have any evidence? Besides the security cameras are always-"

Before you could even finish your sentence you turned your head around to look up at the corner of the ceiling to see the security cameras until..

..... What? How.. That can't be.. Their BROKEN?! How is that possible.. Did he.. No.. That's impossible, they can't jump that high..

As you look at the broken security camera completely *distracted*, you couldn't help but wonder how did the security cameras got broken.. It can't be sun or moon.. Their unable to climb or fly across the room like before in the daycare.. How could this even happen? They don't have any.. Weapons or back-up props do they..?

You kept staring at the camera for several minutes.. Not aware of your "patient" or anything.. As you kept staring you felt the bouncy white floor move as if someone is taking steps and you immediately turned your head around to look at Sun until.. they're GONE?! You panicked and immediately looked around the room, taking a few step backs before-

!!!!!!

You felt a metal hand cover your mouth from behind as you make a gasping noise with panic mixed, another metal hand went to your neck and held it tightly and you immediately got slammed by the wall brutally, oh that's gotta hurt your back.. The two metal hands started to held your neck tightly as if their trying to choke you, both of your eyes focused on the metal hands and you panic immediately as you are being choked. You hear some low-maniac giggles and you immediately looked in front of you and you gasped again when you saw Sun was the one who's choking you.. A shadow covers his faceplate and his eyes turn gray by the shadow and his white pupils appear, a menacing smile grows on his face as he looked at you.

He chuckled and spoke as he watched you struggled.

Sun: "oh.. Look at you, just struggling already." He scoffs. "And all this time I thought YOU being a replacement to my previous doc would be such a brave.. Fearless.. Professional one.. Guess i was wrong. But that doesn't mean I'm ALWAYS wrong.."

His voice sounded so deep and yet scary, you know this is an animatronic your facing. Either you can easily be beaten up or die already! This is INSANE! How did you ever ended up in a situation like this?!

You struggled as your hands hold onto his wrists and tried getting the metal hands off of your neck.

Y/n: "Your.." You cough "in-SANE!" You said with anger and a little pain in your voice but you coughed again as you are being choked.

.....

The moment got silence for several minutes.. You see his smile fade off after hearing your sentence.. Oh fuck what did you do now?! fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK.. Great job y/n! Your officially dead by your own stupid choices of words!

The room got silence VERY silence..

Before you could even do one movement you slightly hear one scoff out of Sun's mouth. He let out another scoff again until he started laughing menacingly and yet out of control

...has he gotten mad?! What in tarna-

His grip tightens on your neck and you let out another cough and you struggled even more.

....

Sun: "Oh y/n.. Sweet sweet little doc.. Isn't.. It.. So... OBVIOUS?!"

His voice turned to deep into a screaming in agony but pissed off voice, his faceplate leans a little closer to your face as he shouted at you. You immediately got scared and regretting your choice of words.

Sun: "..how, fucking.. Stupid.. Can YOU THIS BE?!" He shouted at you. "Isn't it- SOOO obvious doc? Or have you not checked our info CLEARLY?"

He said, clearly pissed off and irritated. Right.. Their insane.. It's very obvious.. Sigh, I guess I haven't checked their status or sanity in a clear way.. Gosh I was too focused on the information that I didn't checked how crazy or insane they've been..

Y/n: "I.. I.. Didn't.. C-Checked the..-" before you could even continue your sentence Sun immediately interrupted you.

Sun: "Oh, right.. Such stupidity.. It's always YOU humans who can't focus on important things.. But let me tell you something."

He spoke as his grip gets a little tighter. Making this situation harder for you now. He leans slowly close towards you, making your head lean to the left for him to have space to easily whisper in your ear.

Sun: "if i.. No, if ME and MOON ever escaped here.. We'll make sure no one's ever left here alive. But of course.. We'll spare you.. After all.. I can't kill such a precious little gift, both me and moon can't hurt such a beauty.. How does that idea sound, my dear?"

You didn't care what he said as you struggled trying to get out of his grip, it feels like you could pop any moment now. But you felt a shiver go down your spine when you heard the tone of his voice, oh jeez you feel like you could pass out..

You guys both stayed at the same position before he finally let's you go and steps back, leaving you fall down to the ground on your knees and coughing trying to catch your breath after a long grip.

He stares at you quietly while watching you cough on the ground on your knees. He stayed for a moment before slightly walking away, leaving you in a weak state..

You catch a few breaths after coughing, you slowly looked up and see Sun walking away.. You let out a big relief sigh before you slowly stood up, your unable to stood up properly at first but then you managed to fix your balance. You stared at Sun in the corner, sitting. Obviously your not planning to talk to him again as the topic you both had literally got abandoned quickly after he attacked you. You started walking to the white door and when you got there you slowly open it, making a slow creek noise. You were about to leave but you turned around to look at Sun for a minute before turning away and left the white room, closing the door behind you.

You obviously went to your boss to discuss things about what happened earlier.. For now, your schedule will be fixed so you wouldn't have to suffer dealing with Sun everyday.

~End of the short-fic.~

(Please kill me I hate this, IT'S TOO CORNY AAAAAA I'm never writing again/hj KILLMEKILLME AAAAAAA)

[youngdutchishot]

Am I the only bug eyed dude who thinks that Hosea, even if he knew of everything Dutch had ever committed that he would still say with heart "I've got you." or is that wishful thinking. And is it that I think too much of these two to a point where they're both so doomed that Hosea knows it but he just doesn't fucking care because Dutch is so, so important to him.

[howdy5455]

experimenting with shapes a bit and ???imagine Crowley with swift wings????

[sams-selfship-madness]

The OG request was given to @cypheroo by their star anon; I’m just stealing the prompt and mixing it with the prompt I got from @. musezip

The fic is under the cut.

The sun is blinding. My eyes, if they could, would be writhing to escape my skull; but all the muscles behind them are holding them firmly in place as I hear the jarring beep of Laurance’s alarm. How he sleeps through it, I will never know. I slowly sit up, even as my body complains silently. Today is the day, it’s just a few hours then I can go. I just need to make it through an afternoon with those who are family, if only by blood. Just a few hours then I can return to-

“Hun? Where are you going? It’s only… seven. Why are you up..? Did my alarm wake you?” Blue eyes met mine as he gently held me in place by my forearm. I sigh, falling back onto the bed, causing both of us to smile softly “today is that.. gathering.. remember?” I said, feint annoyance seeping through my tone as he groans into his pillow. “You don’t need to-“ he began as I shot him a glare “yes, I do, Laurance. Even if it is to avoid a struggle later.” He sighs as he sits up “if you say so..” he mutters, as I sit up as well; before planting a chaste kiss to his cheek. “Do you want to shower first or do you want me to, so the sleeping beauty can get extra sleep” I tease, laughing softly as he rolls his eyes. “You go first, I’ll start breakfast.” He says as he stands, stretching until his back pops; I nod, collecting my change of clothes from the shared dresser before going to do my morning ritual: shower, brush teeth, brush hair, get dressed, eat breakfast. Once the dishwasher was loaded with our dishes from the small fruity meal and any spare dishes scattered about; we were in the car, on our way to my ‘family’s gathering.

I never thought I would be standing outside these glass doors, the black paint chipping from decades of coming and going. “Are you sure you want to be here dove? It isn’t too late to go home” Laurance asked, interrupting my thoughts. All I could do was nod, before knocking on the door and watching the ghost of my father rushing to the door, before the door swung open and I was collected into a bone crushing hug; it no longer offering the same safety nor warmth it did when I was little. “Ah! [name]! We didn’t think you would make it!” My father’s voice boomed as my aunt and uncle peered our way, faces morphing into something that resembled smiles of greeting. “Oh, my little pumpkin finally found someone to put up with their.. eccentricities!” My father said, smiling at Laurance as if he just said the funniest thing in the world. “Oh! Where are my manners, please come in!” My father said, letting Laurance in then myself. We kicked our shoes off just inside the door and went to greet the rest of my relatives. “Oh! [name]! You finally got here, thank god. I was thinking you wouldn’t show.” My mother said, perched on the light blue loveseat in the living room, only showing the most basic of courtesies before continuing her chat with my [sibling]. Laurance gently gave my hand a reassuring squeeze as we moved to sit at the dining room table, even if it made us seem as if we were only here for the mediocre food. A few dirty looks being shot at us but nothing too out of the ordinary. Laurance kept shooting me worried glances as each time I tried to strike up a conversation, it would only last a few words before everyone else got bored, but heaven forbid Laurance closes his mouth for more then a minute. My father clears his throat, calling everyone’s attention to him so he could inform everyone that lunch was ready and for people to go wash their hands. As people trickled out of the room to the singular washroom, I tried to follow, only to find Laurance’s hand in mine. “My love, are you sure you’re okay being here? You showed up, we can go now if you need” he suggested, his eyes holding blue pools of pity and worry I could easily drown in if I was not careful. So all I did was nod, “yeah, let’s just see it ou-“

“[NAME]. HANDS.” my mother bellows as I flinch from the sound, having forgotten what it was like to be yelled at like I was a misbehaving dog. I nod, leaving Laurance to wash my hands, him following close behind. As I approached the table, I noticed there was only one seat left. “Oh, uhm Laurance you can take it, it’s o-“ I’m cut off by my father. “Oh, so you only show up for the food and hide away when we want to talk to you?! God you never change.” My shoulders drop as I struggle against tears; Laurance puts his hand down a tad harder then he meant to onto the counter, resulting in a bang. “Not once, have any of you actually tried to talk to her, you excluded her from the seating orientation for fucks sake and now YOU are mad she has nowhere to sit, and lets the ‘guest’ sit with the people of this house?! Your joking. Right?” Laurance snaps, before he quickly composes himself with a glare to them before turning to me and saying, just above a whisper “come on hun, let’s go home”.

My first ever fic is done! I’m not the most proud of it but, it’s something and I made it, so I’m proud lol

[plaqying]

i see one person complaining about no sam im throwing hands

[niqhtmeep]

oh my god i was joking around with my gf about if there was a Sleuth Jesters series and i had a cool idea

the series opens with a bar fight scene that preludes the first chapter with New York New York by Frank Sinatra playing in the bg as the vigilante beats up ppl and stuff and its super cool and an epic opening

BUT THEN I THOUGHT AB THE END

IM CRYING in the last episode the song that plays right before and during the credits is My Way ALSO BY FRANK SINATRA and its just like a tie to the first episode and im bawling bc im imagining there being like a secret end scene after the credits with the detectives and the vigilante standing together and even like watching the dramatic sunset together im WRITHING IN PAIN

.. i might make some storyboards for this

[jrmblob]

american psycho but its j and he kills men because he is hurt and jealous but also loves them and begs to be different and begs to be caught and. it never happens! he has to live through his guilt

[spidergangforever]

OK I've got one for Huntsman.

You're able to track through scent and a keen eye for tracks in various terrains. Have you ever tracked big game, like say...a moose? And if you did, have you kept anything as souvenir like the horns?

~ Princess Anon (👸)

I always say "Morning" because if it was a good morning I would be Hunting

[gregoriah-the-silliest]

I don't think he liked that face.... so I think we have a problem here....

Address. Now.

[ethanharmonia]

Been wanting to draw this for a long time now tbh

Have an Azelf and my Volo Au cosplay in PLA

And some pics i took few weeks ago

My finger is in eternal pain after this

[timeclansmoons]

Moon 65

[txicgf]

i miss when i got a full uninterrupted sleep daily