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Sinful voice. ft "Morax" + fem!reader (modern AU)
cw/tags: Voice kink, daddy kink, dirty talk, female masturbation, uuhh fantasizing? petnames (sweetheart, sweetie, babygirl, darling).
notes: I literally had this sudden brainrot idea today at work (rip) and as soon as I came home I typed all this in a rush and bOI. That man's voice is just...... no words. Drives me insane, wild, crazy, feral.
To say you were nervous was an understatement.
You were starting a new chapter of your life, fresh into college, moving to a whole other city to dedicate to your studies and enter the “adult world”
You’d arrived a few weeks early to move in and start settling on your little space, it was barely a small room in a house you’d share with other new students. You’d even share a kitchen but hey, at least each one had a tiny individual bathroom for yourselves.
Tomorrow was the big day. Your first day. And although you’d heard many people say they would just take it easy or even skip the first few days (because “they were not that important” as schedules and teachers were still being organized) you’d heard just as many stories about how college was difficult and important and you gotta make good first impressions and familiarize and meet new people and blablabla…
It was pretty nerve-wracking.
So here you are, way past midnight, rolling over in bed unable to calm down.
You sigh and start messing around with your phone, bored. Maybe you can just skip tomorrow?
Or maybe…
You bite your lip. There’s a little something you can do to… relax.
Before you can even think, your fingers are already typing the familiar webpage name on the phone, already smiling mischievously.
In your search for a little “spice” for your solo pleasure sessions you often went for audios and ASMR content. The sounds and voices were much hotter than excessively raunchy lame crude run-of-the-mill videos in your honest opinion. All you had to do was get comfy, close your eyes, and immerse on the fantasy. It was bliss.
And so, a few months ago you had found him.
Morax.
Oh, that man had a voice to die for, deep and rich like syrup, making you shiver and whine every time. His content was absolutely top-notch and you’d been instantly drawn like a moth to a flame ever since you’d managed to drag out one of your best orgasms ever after listening and playing along for a few minutes.
And when you dug around and found his subscription page? Oh boy, you were a goner.
You can only imagine what your parents would say if they knew you spend money on something like this but hey, financial independence means you can spend your money (from part time-jobs and whatnot) on whatever you want.
And damn you want this sexy voice murmuring dirty praise on your ear.
You scramble out of bed, grabbing your earphones and getting rid of some of your clothes before settling down again comfortably, pillow propped against the headboard, almost giggling excitedly as you scroll around the page’s contents.
Morax was obviously an experienced dom. His content covered a myriad of different kinks and scenarios, many of which you had even only started to explore because of him. And though his voice was always calm and refined, with this sweetness and dominant tilt to it, his growls and groans could be just as wild. Morax sounded downright sinful when angry, scolding or degrading the listener. And his moans and soft chuckles? Oh, you could just faint with those.
Or come, probably. Yeah.
“Daddy fucks you in his lap” “Overstimulating my pet’s little clit” “Grind your sweet pussy on Master’s leg” “Waking you up with my big cock” “Making you my good girl” “Cum until you cry and beg”
You blush as you look at the titles, skimming around tags and descriptions looking for whatever strikes your mood tonight. Heck, anything would be fine if it was him though, you swore you weren’t even into the whole daddy kink before you heard Morax but now…
Oh.
Well lucky you, he’d just uploaded something new a few hours ago, you were one of the first views… ever the fangirl, huh? You click on it as you subconsciously lick your lips. Gods, your body feels hot and needy already, knowing what’s to come.
“Daddy spoils your little pussy” reads the caption, and you place your phone by your side, lying down, propping your legs and closing your eyes.
Oh, oh my god. Your breath catches as the audio starts off right away with some lewd wet noises. Usually, Morax would sweet talk for a bit first to set the scene and mood, but you sure weren’t complaining!
Your heartbeat speeds up as your hands start rubbing at your legs and over your panties, just trying to get your body up to speed.
“Hmmm… oh, there you are sweetheart.” Gods. Morax’s voice. You already wanted to moan at the deep baritone vibrating in your ears. “I’m sorry to wake you up.”
How ironic that you couldn’t sleep yourself.
His voice drags, sounds a little tired and hoarse, it just adds to it and you picture him kissing and dragging his tongue along your skin “You like that don’t you baby? Feeling my lips��� tracing your hipbone like this. I can feel the goosebumps blooming along your skin.”
Oh goosebumps alright, you shiver as you rub at your skin a little impatient, how you wish you really had his lips worshipping you right now.
“You don’t even have to do anything, you can even just go back to sleep, if you’d like.” He chuckles. “But daddy just needed you, he needed his… hmm… sweet babygirl.”
“Hng Morax yes… need you too, daddy.” You whisper softly, already shifting on the sheets.
He continues to kiss and whisper sweet nothings about how he wants to make you feel good, kiss you and pamper you and make you relax, and you melt. His soft breathing and wet sucking and kissing noises turning you on instantly.
“Alright sweetie let’s take these panties off.” There’s a slight rustle of fabric in the audio as you quickly strip off your own underwear along. “That’s a good girl. Hmm… look at your sweet little pussy, already wet and swollen for me.” He groans and you whimper and buck your hips.
“Oh god please…” You’re so keyed up already. Morax simply has that effect on you, and you wish he would hurry so you can start touching where you most need it.
“Hmm… just relax sweetheart. Lie down and let daddy take care of you… of your cute little pussy.” More erotic noises follow as you picture him slowly going down and down until he kisses and licks at your folds. “Oh, that tickles sweetie?” Another sinful chuckle.
His voice, his voice was just so good. You’d wondered many times what kind of man would have such a deep hypnotizing voice. Surely he was older, but maybe not quite a silver fox. Dark hair, maybe? A large frame, broad shoulders, lean muscles but still elegant, a proper gentleman to go with his personality.
You knew he had golden eyes, that was a fact. Well, at least what he’d mentioned in a couple of scenes, it could very well be a lie but you wanted to believe in that mysterious domineering golden glow, staring up at you like molten heat from above you or between your legs.
Morax’s voice keeps feeding your fantasy, commenting how wet you are, how your body twitches, how he drags, slow and languid around your hole and oh, it’s like your body responds exactly the way he wants, guided by him.
“Darling, let me just… hmm… suck on your cute little clit like this.”
“Ah!”
A shock of pleasure runs trough your veins as you start rubbing on the little nub. His voice muffled, moaning as he sucks and licks and sighs deeply, clearly enjoying this.
“So sweet, so good for me. Oh, it makes daddy just ache for you sweetheart.”
You want Morax’s cock in you yesterday.
His voice turns breathy and strained, the noises and tension intensifying as you rub faster, legs shaking, your breath coming out in gasps to match his, back arching off the bed. It’s all so good, his praise, his dirty words, his gasps, his moans.
“Come on sweetie, I know you want my big cock but first… hng… first daddy wants you to cum hah… do that for me princess? Come for daddy, come on.”
“F-fuck… fuck… hnnng” You mewl. “M-Morax…”
“I got you darling I’m right here, you can cum baby I want to taste you.”
“Ah A-Ah!” Your mouth parts into a silent scream and your whole body tenses and shudders, pleasure buzzing in your veins and under your flushed sweaty skin. Your juices spill against your hand but you imagine them wetting his chin as his voice groans and moans in your ears. You picture those half-lidded sultry golden eyes glowering at you.
“That’s a very good girl…” He chuckles, and your hazy mind can picture him nuzzling at your inner thighs. “Now, now get ready babygirl, give me your legs like this.” A noise of sheets shifting registers in your brain “Around my shoulder and let me just… hng… stroke my big cock ready for you.”
Oh you were floating, your head was spinning, you parted your legs, following his every command, fingers still rubbing at your oversensitive folds to simulate whatever he was doing. You moan at the slick jerking sound and vaguely lament not having something to fill you up as he would.
“Hmm… we’re just getting started, my dear.” He hisses.
The night was long and the audio not even halfway…
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Even though you ended up going to sleep way past any reasonable time you didn’t really feel tired. In fact, you slept wonderfully, warm and sated. And so, you headed up to class with a carefree skip and bright smile, excited to see what this new day and new year would bring you.
The classroom was rather big but looked pretty empty even though the professor was already there, you slid into one of the front seats and quickly checked the time. You weren’t late or anything, he was just… punctual and early, it seems. Which is more than can be said by the majority of the students… if they are even coming to the class.
Some general studies were mandatory classes, though you’d only had to take a couple courses before moving to subjects more in line with your chosen career. But for now, seems like you had to deal with… history.
The professor was, well… handsome, to be quite honest. And you found yourself quietly admiring him from afar. Prim and proper with long silky dark hair in a low ponytail, a perfectly neat and brown suit, and thin elegant glasses that only drew more attention to his striking gold eyes. Not a crease in sight, not a hair out of place.
He was rather meticulous it seems, with the way he organized his material, checking the time before starting the class on the dot.
“Greetings everyone, my name is Zhongli.” He smiles warmly. “I believe a welcome in is order as this is your first day of college, a new stage of your life.”
No way.
Absolutely no fucking way.
His voice…
“Seems like you’re stuck with me for your very first class.” He chuckles.
Low and deep and velvet.
Oh, you know that exact same sound.
Your eyes widen.
Oh shit.
Mr. Zhongli is Morax…
“Let’s hope this year shall be a good and prosperous one, hm?”
#genshin smut#zhongli smut#genshin x reader#zhongli x reader#genshin x you#zhongli x you#genshin imagines#genshin impact imagines#genshin impact smut#crys writes#fem reader#professor zhongli#SIKE did you like that lil plot twist at the end???#lmao it was hella obvious but I still didn't wanna ruin it from the start by putting it in the title#idk how to tag cw#LISTEN#ZHONGLI'S VOICE IS PURE SIN I CANNOT#SCREAMING AT MY OWN WRITING#MIGHT HAVE AN IDEA FOR A FOLLOW UP ALREADY HMMMMMM
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i found out about the concept where they were siblings and now I
#you cannot convince me they didn’t meet each other at some point in the shinra lab when they were tiny IT IS VERY REAL TO ME!!!!!!#the fact that they kept their bangs looking similar……..#i think that aerith should get to hit Sephiroth with the chair at the last minute in rebirth that’s the plot twist#and the third part is about sephiroth fuming over the fact that he got defeated with a chair ☝️#while aerith’s like. LMFAO#aerith and her loser older brother that drives her places (that’s a lie he picks her up like a cat and flies around)#they’re so mipy to me.#timmy draws stuff#fanart#digital art#my art#ff7#ffvii#aerith gainsborough#sephiroth#final fantasy vii#final fantasy 7#and cloud mentioned in sephiroths fucked up little phone
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Bones took a heart wrenching, plot twisting, soul crushing, sob inducing line that was pillar of the sskk religion, and turned it into
#stfu i know you guys are gonna say “but look now he say grrr” and “its not plot twisting what do you even mean”#and maybe “sskk fans dont have their own religion...?” well consider this: hush your face#i literally cannot believe that this is how they animated that line#i know there are worse animation choices within the episode that i SHOULD be complaining about instead of this but dammit im enraged#bsd#bungou stray dogs seaspn 5#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd spoiler#bsd spoilers#bsd manga#bungo stray dogs season 5#bsd season five#bsd season 5#bungou stray dogs season 5#bungo stray dogs akutagawa#akutagawa ryuunosuke#ryuunosuke akutagawa#akutagawa#bsd akutagawa#akutagawa bsd#bsd atsushi#atsushi#bungou stray dogs atsushi#atsushi nakajima#nakajima atsushi#ōchi fukuchi#bsd fukuchi#fukuchi ouchi#fukuchi genichirou
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my datemate has been thoroughly educating me about final fantasy 7, including showing me the movie, which had absolutely zero plot whatsoever and it was PERFECT that way??? like. must a movie have things happen in it. can it not simply be an hour and forty minutes of flexing how many polygons the animation department has access to now via baller fight scenes loosely strung together to make a character study. advent children was a masterpiece, you cannot change my mind.
#ffvii#final fantasy 7#final fantasy vii#advent children#i was BARELY AWARE that this was a game that existed a week ago and now i have Thoughts and Feelings and Opinions#not to poor little meow meow him but also jesus fucking christ pour one out for sephiroth#Most Guy Of All Time truly#also cloud really is out here serving twilight princess link energy (complimentary)#or i guess it'd be the other way around since tp came well after ff7#OH ALSO i cannot believe the entire plot (such as it is) of advent children hinged on rufus shinra's depression snuggie#when i tell you i WHEEZED when that little twist dropped#posts by cwaf
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tfw the book you're currently reading delivers a line that punches you straight into the gut and you're left sobbing on the floor, struggling to breathe bc you didn't see that fucking coming
#it wasn't even a plot twist or anything#there was just a random line that for some reason#hit me like a truck out of nowhere in the middle of a scene#and i just had to cry it out and then stare at the wall for a few minutes#i cannot explain to you why it was that line but yeah#now idk where i am and who i am jfc
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revalink flower shop x tattoo shop omgg... who runs which shop how do they meet are they competitive with their businesses do they give each other cute things from their shops 👁
god it would work either way, but ultimately i think link would own the tattoo shop and revali would own the flower shop. i only decided it because revali seems like the type to have to do multiple sessions for the tiniest tattoo because his pain tolerance is low for tattoos LMAO bro is sitting there like "it doesn't hurt i swear" meanwhile his face is red and he's sucking in his lips trying not to burst into tears ready to shit his pants, but the needle hasn't even touched his skin yet ✋😭
this au could go in a couple different ways: (1) link and revali hate each other and fight all the time about being the better store (boring!), (2) there's no rivalry and link and revali are mutually interested in each other (better, but a bit ooc i feel), or (3) link moves in and becomes more and more curious as he catches glimpses of his (((attractive))) store-neighbor while secretly hopeless romantic revali is grumpy and annoyed about how off-putting a tattoo shop will look next to his flower shop and there's a very mild one-sided rivalry mentality on his end, but as link tries to get to know revali better, revali thinks, perhaps this wouldn't be so bad. you already know what i'm about to write about rn lmfao.
revali's flower shop "the meadow" has been open on tabantha street for a couple years now. he thinks of himself as a very good florist, probably the best in the entire city of hyrule, and he's actually won a couple floral design competitions??? revali inherited the shop from his parents after they passed and he gets fairly good business, especially because everyone who lives on this street are hopeless romantics who are always buying bouquets for dates or to bring home to their spouses. revali will roll his eyes and scoff lightheartedly to his customers about how mushy it all is (but inside, he wants the same for himself; to go home to someone he loves with a bouquet of flowers. revali wonders sometimes, when he watches customers leave with red roses in hand, if he was meant to ever find love. he looks over at the vase of forget-me-nots on the counter; perhaps, one day).
the retail space next to revali's shop has been empty for a couple years and revali is thinking about expanding into the space when suddenly, the space gets rented out and in moves some blond twink with a fully tatted up arm with his dumb little tattoo shop called "master ink zero" or some shit. revali comes in to work one day only for there to be construction going on in the empty space he's been eyeing for a while, and that cute blond twink is standing in front of it talking to one of the workers. what the fuck. all this construction noise is going to scare revali's soft-hearted hopeless romantic customers away! the blond notices him and holds a hand up to wave a little, but revali just glares and turns away to unlock the door to his shop. he could really let that kid have it, but he holds his tongue because he needs to open the store. (he is kind of cute though... stop it, bad revali!)
the day continues as smoothly as it can with construction noise muffled through one of the shop's walls giving revali a migraine. fortunately, his regulars still come but unfortunately, every single one of them comments on the construction.
"you're going to get a new neighbor!" amali says as revali rings up the regular bouquet for her husband kass. "how exciting! you won't be lonely anymore."
"what a curious mix," muses saki when she enters the shop. "a flower shop and a tattoo parlor next to each other. you know, my teba and i are quite the opposites ourselves and they say opposites attract, so—" and revali flushes, squawking and ushering her out. she only laughs at him and bids him well.
the moment his friend urbosa steps into the store to visit, revali knows that she knows and immediately regrets his entire life. "have you proposed marriage to him yet?" she asks, smirking and sits on the counter.
"get off of my counter, i just wiped that down," revali snipes at her, frowning. "whatever do you mean, propose?"
"to blondie next door," she says, cocking her head to the side towards the construction. revali rolls his eyes but she continues. "he's your type down to a T."
"and he's going to scare off my customers," he replies and returns to spraying his vase of forget-me-nots. "i could care less whether or not he's my type."
urbosa hums. "well he's cute and he seems like a nice kid." suddenly, her gaze shifts into something more serious and revali's shoulders tense. "revali... forgive me if i overstep, but i know you've been alone for a while. you've been running this shop for years, working nonstop. i don't think you've ever had a moment to yourself. it might be nice to take a leap of faith on this one, you know?"
revali reverts his attention back to the forget-me-nots and doesn't say anything else, touching the petals with gentle fingers. urbosa sighs. "just consider it, okay? i care about you and i want you to be happy."
"i know," he murmurs. "i know. i'll think about it. only because you asked me to, though. not because he's my type." urbosa smiles and punches his shoulder lightly, to which revali wrinkles his nose at her. he'll think about it.
somehow, the tattoo shop finishes construction in the next week (that bolson construction company sure is efficient...) and opens. revali should probably go over to congratulate his new neighbor with a bouquet of daffodils and white carnations, but he's already glared them down the first time he saw them. with an oddly uncomfortable feeling in his chest, he keeps to himself in his little flower shop, tending to his vase of forget-me-nots and all his other flowers.
(but just because revali doesn't want to visit doesn't mean that link won't 👁️)
the soft chime of a bell alerts revali that a customer has stepped into the store. "welcome to the meadow," he starts, looking up from his computer to the door, "what can i help you with—?" and the rest of his words are stuck in his throat. there, in the threshold of his store, is the blond twink with the fully tatted arm staring at revali with wide, bright blue eyes.
revali never actually got a good look at him when they saw each other the first time. the blond is wearing a loose green tank top, black leather jeans, and combat boots, and his tatted arm is fully on display, swirling with deliberate strokes of ink. he's quite toned and lean, now that revali has gotten a closer look. definitely not his type. he's not!
"hi," the blond says, his voice as soft as the doorbell. "i'm link. i'm the... owner of the tattoo shop next door." he's got freckles, revali thinks faintly before he can actually process any other words.
"really? i wouldn't have ever known with your entire arm covered in tattoos," he says instead. "perhaps you were actually a receptionist or a dog walker who stumbled upon my humble shop." revali cringes internally after the words leave his mouth; he didn't mean to come off that rude for their first proper interaction. he just wanted to be a little rude.
but link only smiles at him, small but genuine, and a feeling grows in revali's chest that he can't quite name. "i'm not sure i'd be very good at either of those things," he says and steps a little closer to the counter, hands in his pockets.
"and who's to say you're any good at tattooing either?" revali mutters, and he doesn't mean for link to actually hear it, but he does, much to revali's chagrin.
link cocks his head, still smiling. "you could come by and find out," he says, and revali blinks at him. they maintain each other's gaze for a couple moments, link's eyes bright and wide, until revali finally tears his gaze away back to his computer. he can't read a single word on the screen.
"revali," he says instead, still keeping his eyes on the screen. it's almost feels difficult to get the words out. "my name is revali."
"hi revali," link says, leaning against the counter now. "it's nice to meet you." then, he glances up at the clock mounted above revali's head. "i have to get back now, i just wanted to properly introduce myself to you now that we'll be working next door to each other. i hope to see you around." with that, link stands up, bows his head a little, and gives revali another smile before leaving.
(and if revali stared after him and the way those leather jeans hugged his figure quite nicely, no he didn't.)
and that's how it starts 😳 at first i considered having link also keep to his own shop at first, but i don't think that does his "character" justice in the game. if you consider us as players to be equivalent to botw link's character (i.e. how we maneuver link in-game, what dialogue options we choose, etc), then link has this natural curiosity about the world around him and wants to explore and talk to new people. so of COURSE if he sees that his neighbor is hot, he's going to want to come over and say hiiiii *twirls his hair*
revalink shenanigans ensue <3 in the beginning, link would randomly drop by during the week for a minute or two, to say hi and make small talk with revali and at first, revali wouldn't say much eyeing the blond. but his short responses and cold demeanor don't deter link; it seems to spur him on, the blond smiling brightly at him with every greeting and with every goodbye.
one day, link comes in and after he says hello, he starts walking around the store looking at the flowers like he's a customer. revali blinks and watches link walk around, dumbfounded.
"what are you doing?" revali says.
"looking at the flowers," link says. he gently touches the edges of the flowers' petals as he moves between the aisles, the same way that revali treats the flowers. "i want to put some on our reception desk. i think it would look really nice." he stops before a cluster of sunflowers and then looks at revali. "can i get some of these?"
revali faintly notes how well link resembles the bright flowers, before scoffing. "if you're going to get flowers to greet your customers, you might as well put some effort into it!" he snips, crossing his arms. "sunflowers are a good choice, but sunflowers only are bland. here, if you were to add some of these—"
he ends up walking link around the entire adding flowers to the ones in link's hand and talking about the different meanings and nuances of flowers, until the arrangement has become a bouquet of sunflowers, gladiolus flowers, jasmine flowers, and calendulas, surrounded by a bunch of little white chamomiles.
"there," revali says, putting his hands on his hips and puffing up proudly. "now that is a bouquet worthy to greet customers."
"it's very beautiful," link comments. he gazes at the bouquet and touches the flowers with those ever so gentle fingers skirting the edges of the petals. "thank you for helping me put it together. how much does it cost?"
and that stops revali in his tracks, his hands dropping to his sides. he totally forgot that link wanted to get flowers for his own store and came here acting like a customer. "yes, the matter of payment," revali starts, blinking and brain scrambling, "well, then, just think of it as a welcoming gift."
"a welcoming gift?" link echoes, cocking his head at revali with those wide blue eyes.
"yes!" revali says, his face beginning to flush. "because your store is still brand new and i hadn't welcomed you properly either..." revali looks away, feeling his cheeks burn. "it's the least i can do..."
when he looks back at link, that familiar smile has returned to his face, eyes sparkling. "thank you, revali," link says, voice soft. "that's really nice of you." and revali's heart flutters.
"well, of course!" he stammers, willing his face not to burn brighter than it already is. "you're fortunate enough to be neighbors with me, the kindest, most benevolent, and gentlemanly florist in all of hyrule." link smiles brighter at him, holding the flowers to his chest and revali looks away, the pounding in his heart so intense he wonders if it will punch through his ribcage out onto the floor.
link starts coming in on mondays and wednesdays during his lunch break just to talk to revali, and gets him to talk more about the meanings of the flowers and the nuances of different colors, the best way to arrange flowers, etc., link happily listening along. it takes some time for revali to get used to, the sound of their voices filling the usually quiet shop for that sacred half hour but once it's set into place, revali looks forward to it every week (though he'll never admit it out loud).
"don't you eat during a lunch break?" revali comments once, after finishing a spiel about invasive flowers to never plant. link hums questioningly at him. "it's a lunch break. aren't you hungry?"
"oh," link says. "i guess?" and right on cue, a rumble comes from the blond's stomach and he looks up at revali with a sheepish smile. "ahah... i got so caught up talking to you i forgot i had to eat."
revali rolls his eyes, then sighs looking up at the clock. "we still have 20 minutes," he says. "come on, let's go to the cafe."
"cafe?" link repeats, as revali grabs his phone, wallet, and keys. "there's a cafe here?"
"had you paid much more attention to anywhere else but me, you'd have known," revali says, but link still stares at him with his head tilted, waiting for an answer. "one of my regulars, amali, runs the 'birdbath' cafe just down the street. she has an assortment of meals for you to choose from, you can just get one to-go."
they enter the cafe and amali starts greeting them until she realizes it's revali and then realizes it's revali with a guest and she's like IS THIS YOUR NEW NEIGHBOR??? and he's reservedly like Yeah... and now amali is fussing all over link and asking him about how he's settling in, is everything going okay, is revali nice to you, you can come in anytime you'd like! revali is like Pls....... we have 15 minutes until link has to go back to work just give him food girl
link is very excited about the entire menu because everything looks really good. "i'll have to come back here to try everything!" he tells amali and she's ecstatic. "i'm telling you, come back anytime! you're always welcome here," she says warmly.
and when link gets ready to pay, revali brushes him aside and offers his card to amali. amali gives revali a knowing look and accepts the card, but link looks up at him confused. "you don't have to..." he starts.
"i'll pay for you this time," revali mutters, averting his eyes. "i'm the one who dragged you out here after all." and link stares with those huge blue eyes.
"thank you," he says softly. "you're so kind, revali."
"that's our revali!" amali chuckles, handing revali his card back. "he might seem like all high and mighty, but he's really just a softie inside. why do you think he runs a flower shop?"
"amali!" revali gripes, flushing. "please just get link his food." he glances back at link, who's still gazing at him with an expression that revali doesn't know how to read. he looks at revali so softly, so tenderly, and... fond. revali swallows and adjusts his collar. is it hot in here or is it just him?
god this post is already so long but there is so much potential for so many revalink shenanigans in this au 🥺
link coming to get bouquets every week for his own store and learning how to make bouquets with revali
link showing revali his portfolio of tattoos and offering to give revali a tattoo for a discounted price only for revali to decline and link gets sad, until revali quickly says that he's scared of needles and link is like ohhh (but he's still kind of disappointed because he likes the idea of tattooing revali)
link secretly sketching and designing tattoos in his off-time that he think would look really beautiful and fit revali really well. and fantasizing about touching revali's biceps to tattoo him LOL
what if link had a tramp stamp. link with a tattoos on his ribcage and groin. tattoos behind his ear. he shows revali all of these irl in the shop and revali's face is so red he's just like Um. Yes Those Are All Very Nice. Yes. Please Put Your Clothes Back On.
link coming in to buy a bouquet of lilies for zelda and revali goes all tense and upset and is like. is that your gf. and link is like GOD NO that's my twin sister and lilies are her favorite flower and revali relaxes and is like oh. that's nice of you to get her some (but is secretly pleased that link doesn't have a significant other)
urbosa coming to visit the store at a time when link is there on his lunch break, and they get to introduce themselves to each other properly. revali is sitting there sweating the entire time and when link tells urbosa about how he comes here to spend his lunch breaks, urbosa smirks at revali, who's ready to shit himself
(urbosa texting revali later congratulating him on tapping that ass. revali screams at her that he has NOT done that. and she replies with "yet?". he threatens to block her)
everyone else on tabantha street realizing that link and revali are kind of having a Thing™ going on between them. and they all start planning to try to get them together. there's a reason why i have "i won't say i'm in love" from disney's hercules on my revalink playlist because everyone is getting in on Operation: Revalink trying to push revali into asking link out and he's like no nothing is going on between us i swear except he's spends all his breaks and off-time with link, taking him to cafes and paying for everything link orders, sitting in on tattoo sessions because link invites him over, teaching link how to make bouquets... ok so maybe they have something going on, leave me alone saki, i'm not going to ask him out
THIS WILL BE THE LAST SCENARIO I TALK ABOUT bc this post is so damn long now, but i imagine a scene where link asks revali about the vase of flowers on the counter and what kind of flowers they are. revali looks over at the forget-me-nots he's been carefully tending to and inhales, and tells link.
"those are forget-me-nots," revali says, in a voice that's uncharacteristically soft and vulnerable. it makes link sit up, becoming much more attentive to revali's demeanor. "they're perennial hardy flowers that die in the winter but regrow again during the spring. there's an old story about these little ones, where a knight and his lover were walking alongside a river. the knight reached down to pick the flowers that were growing near the river, but his armor was too heavy and he ended up falling in, only to be swept away by the river's current. if you ask me, it's a foolish way to go; why was he wearing such heavy armor anyway? but as he floated away, he threw the flowers he picked to his lover and shouted, 'forget me not!' and the flower was named as such."
revali reaches over to pull the vase closer and places it in between him and link. the flowers are small and delicate little things, a sweet shade of blue with a yellow center. both he and link touch the flowers as they do, with gentle fingers against the edges of the petals.
"these were the flowers that my father offered when he was courting my mother," revali says, gaze faraway. "as you can see, it worked out." he gestures to himself and link smiles. "they're supposed to represent everlasting love, a love so true and strong that it can't be forgotten." he pauses, rubbing a petal in between his fingers before continuing. "i've always wanted to offer a bouquet of these to someone that i love, in the same way my father did for my mother. as sentimental as it is, it's... romantic and meaningful."
"it is," link agrees softly. "whoever you give these flowers to will be very lucky to have someone like you." and revali makes the mistake of looking up to meet link's gaze, because that's where everything about him changes.
when he looks at link, the sun is shining through the windows of the shop, casting a golden glow over the blond. he gazes at revali with those wide blue eyes, the ones that revali has become increasingly enamored with in the time they've spent together, the same color as the forget-me-nots. beautiful, revali thinks and this time he doesn't shy away from the thought because it's true.
then, he takes a flower from the vase and reaches over the counter to slip it behind link's ear, tucking his hair as he goes. link stills, his eyes growing wider and his cheeks turning a faint shade of pink as revali's fingers touch his skin, gentle and featherlight, and for a moment in time, they're the closest they've ever been to each other since they've met. revali could probably count all of the freckles on spread across link's nose and cheeks. in this moment, revali wouldn't mind if they got closer than this. he'd like it a lot, actually.
but he pulls away and sits back down, admiring the way the flower sits prettily behind his ear, contrasting against link's golden hair and tan skin in the sunlight. link is still wide-eyed and pink-faced and it makes revali smile (just a little!). "yes, they'd be very lucky," he murmurs. "blue is definitely your color, by the way. you should wear it more often."
"th-thanks," link whispers, reaching up to touch the flower in his hair. "i'll keep that in mind."
yes, they could be closer than this. revali hopes that one day they could.
#revalink#loz#botw#loz botw#legend of zelda#amihan's revalinkverse#ask#cryiling#i was thinking about that one post i wrote about 'next door' by amelia moore ft astn while writing this#anyways did you catch the pun for revali's flower shop name lol#“the meadow” = “vah medoh”#on a superficial level the first option of revalink being store rivals makes sense and is pretty in character imo#but i cannot for the life of me not imagine link as quiet and bright-eyed and curious about revali#and revali being grumpy and trying to keep to himself but ultimately falling for how sweet and warm link is#i focused really heavily on the flower shop part of this but i just really love flower language shit#can you try to figure out why i chose certain flowers for things#plot twist: what if this was a hanahaki au#you guys i LOVEEEEE hanahaki aus so bad#i wanna write a revalink hanahaki au and i have a concept of one drafted in my revalink doc teehee#i wanted to include this one in the actual post but it's already too long so#imagine revali giving link a bouquet made of forget me nots + gardenias + sweet williams + snowdrops <3#crow when you read this YES i was thinking of jungkook and his sexy ass full sleeve of tattoos when i said link had a full sleeve
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Prompt 24 - Modern AU
@wolfstarmicrofic - April 24th, 208 words
Unknown: Heyaa
Unknown: 6pm sounds ok?
Unknown: tmr
Unknown: Here
Unknown: Has sent a location
Me: Hi! I think you've got the wrong number
Unknown: ??
Unknown: Prongs sent me ur num
Unknown: Told me to remind youu to bring snacks
Me: Prongs?
Me: I'm not sure I am who you think I am
Unknown: James
Unknown: James is prongs
Me: Nope, not a clue, sorry
Unknown: Awn :(((
Unknown: Are u cute? u sound cute
Unknown: Wanna come by tmr at 6 either way?
Me: Are you inviting a stranger over because you think I might be cute? I might be a murderer
Unknown: Well are you?
Me: A murderer?
Unknown: I meant cute lok
Unknown: Lol*
Unknown: If youre a murderer then too bad
Unknown: You already got my address
Unknown: That might have been a bad call
Unknown: Welppp
Unknown: So yes? We're watching The Godfather
Me: Good soundtrack
Unknown: NO SPOILERS
Me: wym no spoilers ?? It's been out for 50 years???
Unknown: NO SPOILERS
Unknown: IM NOT AFRAID TO BLOCK YOU
Me: you haven't watched the godfather??
Me: Man I love that movie
Unknown: Awn gonna enjoy watching me watch it for the first time then
Me: Is this you flirting?
Unknown: Depends, is it working?
Me: You do know I'm a guy
Unknown: I was counting on it ;P
Unknown: What's your name?
Me: Remus :) you?
Unknown: Sirius
Unknown: So
Unknown: You'll be here tmr, yeah
Unknown: ?
Me: What kind of snacks should I bring then?
#Plot twist that was James plan all along#also we all know Sirius triple texts not an ounce of shame in that body#idek if this counts as a microfic#but here it is#astra writes#wolfstar#remus lupin loves the godfather and so do i#you cannot tell me Sirius wouldn't quote The Godfather movies to baby Harry#u know#his actual godson#“I'll make him an offer he can't refuse”#its cuddling in bed and reading his fav dragon's book
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emerald fennell will get on her zoom and say [posh voice] Nooo no darling the rich people are the worrssstt. You’re supposed to side with the povvo. referring to the 130 minute film she helmed in which a family of prejudiced but loveable aristocrats are murdered and usurped by an upper middle class lunatic
#saltburn#i truly cannot figure her out#insight into her relationship with her own class perhaps#read an interview where she said she’d ‘never get a look in at a place like saltburn’#(which is hilarious considering she called in a favour from a friend at Tatler to let her borrow this exclusive country manor for her movie)#and she’s repeatedly acknowledged her own privilege#but never without further rambling about how embarrassed she is to be posh#so now i’m like okayyy. are you oliver#i have at least 5 different theories about her message here i could go on all day#but probably just an underdeveloped mix of her own ignorance & love for plot twists & lack of clarity about oliver’s motivations#i’m likely putting more thought into the class themes in this than she did#ok sorry for the drivel i don’t know anyone eager to talk about this like i am and i had to get it out#u wouldn’t know by the way i speak of it but i gave this movie 4.5 stars on letterboxd#and a heart
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so many people will say that Jon is sexy (factually incorrect), hot (eh don't see it but to each his own), or cute (mmm yes but in a pathetic cat way)
but I've never once heard his appearance described as healthy
#someone get my boy some food#or water#or a shower#he's not like Martin he cannot survive off of tea alone#nah but what he really needs is sleep#plot twist all of tma is a sleep-deprived hallucination enhanced by the spiral#fatigue was his mind trying to incept him back to reality#it did not work#tma#the magnus archives#jon#jon simms#jonathan simms#jonathan sims#or however you spell his name
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Final snippet before Feysand Week:
“Feyre darling—”
“Don’t call me that,” she repeated, her voice still hoarse with salt. “I mean nothing to you.”
Anguish twisted his perfect features. “I’ve lived a long life, Feyre,” Rhys said. “And in all my centuries, nothing has ever meant more.”
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finally kicked my own ass into finishing gaiden this week and WHAT THE HELL. who gatekept this seven course feast of a light novel from me.
#the ayatsuji/tsujimura dynamic is just. so excellent. i love how terrible they both are at feelings#and the misunderstanding and the plot twist!!!!!!! GOD. MY HEART. i literally cannot stop thinking about it. asagiri you genius#i need more content of them i feel like i'm dying#if you see me churning out fics in the coming months uhmmm. mind ur business. i have a dead tag and a duty to fulfill#bsd gaiden
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me when they turn my 30 something year old man full of stress and trauma and has grey hair into a wrinkleless baby
#plot twist: it's a whole company doing it#:|#Yes this is about miles edgeworth#im still upset#GIVETHATMAN HIS SUNKEN EYES AND EYEBAGS AND WRINKLES AND NOSE AND EVERYTHINF THAT MADE HIM A SPECIAL LITTLK MAN. BACK#woah....3d somehow makes it impossible for you to make average looking humans#or as average as you can get with the AA universe#he can be pretty!!! but you don't have to devoid him of age because of it#generally speaking#most AA characters are pretty!!!!!#Even oldbag. she's wonderful#and yet this corporation still chases what it once had. bringing a character back for no apparent reason. Throwing random new people at the#fandom just because they want another character to gain that popularity. dropping them like a forgotten doll once they realise people don't#like them as much as the classics. stick with your plans. soon you may milk the cow dry. nostalgia cannot carry everyone.#anyway yeah#Its more so okay if fanartists do it
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You know usually this sentiment is really comforting. Usually I'm charmed and it raises morale. I especially think it's awesome when you say shit like "I'll remain at your side". Usually it's like really really cool and I melt a bit at the notion. Power of friendship and one really fucking stubborn smartass guy with a sword and all that. But. Um. Sir.
Dude. Dude. Your mom JUST got fucking body-snatched and also poisoned. I'm
#fire emblem#feh#NEVER before has one of alfonse's 'i'll protect you 😇' hit like this. if you could see my fucking face rn#i've. just been in a state of shock. like bro. you CANNOT be fucking SAYING THAT RIGHT AFTER WHAT HAPPENED‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#either i'm gonna get body-snatched or YOU'RE gonna get body-snatched. one of us is gonna get killed at the hands of the other.#honestly it would be kinda cool though..... to see that play out w alfonse getting snatched......#like i feel like it would be one hell of a gut-punch plot twist. moreso than if it happened to kiran#GODDDDDD. I'M. SCARED‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#actually the fuckinh. movies for this book. we know damn well alfonse is Not staying at our side.#i'm just. i'm still shocked. literally might just drop it right there for now like. i need to go stare out at the sea for a while.#fe alfonse#fe henriette#but not really.#ALSO HIS 'be careful' RIGHT AFTER THAT. YOU BE CAREFUL YOU FUCKING DUMBASS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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EOS CHAPTER 17 SPOILERS!!
“Manon Blackbeak watched the black skies above Morath bleed to rotted gray on the last morning of Asterin’s life.”
… Got one sentence into Chapter 17 last night & proceeded to schedule reading & crying time the next day😅😂 putting my old “parent planning mom-ish” skills to use🤣 … here we go *ugh I don’t want to read Asterin’s death… but I have a very bad feeling about this* wish me luck😅😅
#WHY SARAH AGAIN WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME#Asterin Blackbeak#hoping for a plot twist#Manon Blackbeak#Manon Blackbeak and the 13#Blackbeak coven#Empire of Storms#EOS#TOG#Sarah J. Maas#Throne of Glass#TOG series#Throne of Glass series#SJM#Maasverse#Empire of Storms spoilers#chapter 17#fangirl problems#break my heart#reading reacts#first read#currently reading#here we go again#I’ll always love you Asterin#come on Manon CHANGE FATE#the 13#The Thirteen#THEY CANNOT BE THE TWELVE#edit tag: thank god this post aged better than expected lol
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god i know f.naf lore has been retconned Many times, but it feels like it was so much more subtle in the Olden Days. you can poke SO many holes in the stories following s.ecurity b.reach (glaring at g.gy). and idc what s.teel wool says, there is no WAY gregory was always meant to be the "big bad." that much is obvious from cut content & unused files
#🎬 || time for bear. (ooc.) || 🎬#{ there's so much i could say. }#{ i almost feel like the books were a way to patch up sb with lore bandaids }#{ people are mad that vanessa was underutilized? bam! plot twist! it was greggy all along#{ people are mad that peepaw afton is back? well thats not him i promise!! its actually a very spooky big bad called the mimic! }#{ unlike before i feel like s.teel wool STUDIES the fanbase. but only the worst parts of it (cough- twitter) where they think - }#{ - that these twists are the best thing ever. }#{ you CANNOT convince me that half of s.teel wool lore was not improvised i swear. }#{ i love f.naf i promise!! i do like s.teel wool's games!!! but the inconsistencies are just. Bad. }#{ have an angy rant while im tired and have a migraine ig skfjksd }
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some of you ppl who believe everything the actors say never lived through seeing finn and noah denying wills sexuality after the rain fight around S3 lmaooo
#had to be there ig#they literally cannot give spoilers away what do you want from them#kinda hate how characters sexualities are seen as spoilers or plot twist reveals but whatever#byler
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