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REAL HETAONI GAME ENDING?? IN MY 2025?????
#HELLO?????#THE ACTUAL LEGITIMATE ENDING?? THE ORIGINAL CREATOR’S PLANNED ENDING???#IT’S BEEN 14 YEARS…#THIS WAS NOT ON MY 2025 BINGO CARD#I cannot tell you how much high school me LONGED for this#High school me is jumping up and down screaming rn I can’t BELIEVE THIS#It feels like a chapter of my life just ended. Like I finally got closure and can move on. LMAO#Also the connection to [redacted] what a fucking PLOT TWIST BRO#HetaOni#Shima speaks#Hetalia#I should replay HetaOni actually now that I think about it. SUCH a good fucking game god
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i found out about the concept where they were siblings and now I
#you cannot convince me they didn’t meet each other at some point in the shinra lab when they were tiny IT IS VERY REAL TO ME!!!!!!#the fact that they kept their bangs looking similar……..#i think that aerith should get to hit Sephiroth with the chair at the last minute in rebirth that’s the plot twist#and the third part is about sephiroth fuming over the fact that he got defeated with a chair ☝️#while aerith’s like. LMFAO#aerith and her loser older brother that drives her places (that’s a lie he picks her up like a cat and flies around)#they’re so mipy to me.#timmy draws stuff#fanart#digital art#my art#ff7#ffvii#aerith gainsborough#sephiroth#final fantasy vii#final fantasy 7#and cloud mentioned in sephiroths fucked up little phone
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Bones took a heart wrenching, plot twisting, soul crushing, sob inducing line that was pillar of the sskk religion, and turned it into

#stfu i know you guys are gonna say “but look now he say grrr” and “its not plot twisting what do you even mean”#and maybe “sskk fans dont have their own religion...?” well consider this: hush your face#i literally cannot believe that this is how they animated that line#i know there are worse animation choices within the episode that i SHOULD be complaining about instead of this but dammit im enraged#bsd#bungou stray dogs seaspn 5#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd spoiler#bsd spoilers#bsd manga#bungo stray dogs season 5#bsd season five#bsd season 5#bungou stray dogs season 5#bungo stray dogs akutagawa#akutagawa ryuunosuke#ryuunosuke akutagawa#akutagawa#bsd akutagawa#akutagawa bsd#bsd atsushi#atsushi#bungou stray dogs atsushi#atsushi nakajima#nakajima atsushi#ōchi fukuchi#bsd fukuchi#fukuchi ouchi#fukuchi genichirou
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my datemate has been thoroughly educating me about final fantasy 7, including showing me the movie, which had absolutely zero plot whatsoever and it was PERFECT that way??? like. must a movie have things happen in it. can it not simply be an hour and forty minutes of flexing how many polygons the animation department has access to now via baller fight scenes loosely strung together to make a character study. advent children was a masterpiece, you cannot change my mind.
#ffvii#final fantasy 7#final fantasy vii#advent children#i was BARELY AWARE that this was a game that existed a week ago and now i have Thoughts and Feelings and Opinions#not to poor little meow meow him but also jesus fucking christ pour one out for sephiroth#Most Guy Of All Time truly#also cloud really is out here serving twilight princess link energy (complimentary)#or i guess it'd be the other way around since tp came well after ff7#OH ALSO i cannot believe the entire plot (such as it is) of advent children hinged on rufus shinra's depression snuggie#when i tell you i WHEEZED when that little twist dropped#posts by cwaf
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I just finished like the last page and a half. What the actual fuck
#soul full of shadows is gonna be WILD#cadaver is in such a wild situation rn lmao#imagine your former partner commits a crime to save her little sister and then ends up in YOUR prison. that YOU'RE in charge of#do you imagine they'll team up to break out of there#also why was killing like. one mortal guy such an offense that it landed her in COLDHEART#also wouldn't winter have been blamed anyways bc she's directly the reason valkyrie did it#ANYWAYS. I have thoughts#cannot wait for next book#i am once again skulduggeryposting#skulduggery pleasant#BUT LIKE WHAT A PLOT TWIST#LAST PAGE AND A HALF#SCREAMING RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD#SKUG GETTING OUT OF THE HOSPITAL LIKE ''YEAH UR PARTNER'S IN PRISON''#WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT
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tfw the book you're currently reading delivers a line that punches you straight into the gut and you're left sobbing on the floor, struggling to breathe bc you didn't see that fucking coming
#it wasn't even a plot twist or anything#there was just a random line that for some reason#hit me like a truck out of nowhere in the middle of a scene#and i just had to cry it out and then stare at the wall for a few minutes#i cannot explain to you why it was that line but yeah#now idk where i am and who i am jfc
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emerald fennell will get on her zoom and say [posh voice] Nooo no darling the rich people are the worrssstt. You’re supposed to side with the povvo. referring to the 130 minute film she helmed in which a family of prejudiced but loveable aristocrats are murdered and usurped by an upper middle class lunatic
#saltburn#i truly cannot figure her out#insight into her relationship with her own class perhaps#read an interview where she said she’d ‘never get a look in at a place like saltburn’#(which is hilarious considering she called in a favour from a friend at Tatler to let her borrow this exclusive country manor for her movie)#and she’s repeatedly acknowledged her own privilege#but never without further rambling about how embarrassed she is to be posh#so now i’m like okayyy. are you oliver#i have at least 5 different theories about her message here i could go on all day#but probably just an underdeveloped mix of her own ignorance & love for plot twists & lack of clarity about oliver’s motivations#i’m likely putting more thought into the class themes in this than she did#ok sorry for the drivel i don’t know anyone eager to talk about this like i am and i had to get it out#u wouldn’t know by the way i speak of it but i gave this movie 4.5 stars on letterboxd#and a heart
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Prompt 24 - Modern AU
@wolfstarmicrofic - April 24th, 208 words
Unknown: Heyaa
Unknown: 6pm sounds ok?
Unknown: tmr
Unknown: Here
Unknown: Has sent a location
Me: Hi! I think you've got the wrong number
Unknown: ??
Unknown: Prongs sent me ur num
Unknown: Told me to remind youu to bring snacks
Me: Prongs?
Me: I'm not sure I am who you think I am
Unknown: James
Unknown: James is prongs
Me: Nope, not a clue, sorry
Unknown: Awn :(((
Unknown: Are u cute? u sound cute
Unknown: Wanna come by tmr at 6 either way?
Me: Are you inviting a stranger over because you think I might be cute? I might be a murderer
Unknown: Well are you?
Me: A murderer?
Unknown: I meant cute lok
Unknown: Lol*
Unknown: If youre a murderer then too bad
Unknown: You already got my address
Unknown: That might have been a bad call
Unknown: Welppp
Unknown: So yes? We're watching The Godfather
Me: Good soundtrack
Unknown: NO SPOILERS
Me: wym no spoilers ?? It's been out for 50 years???
Unknown: NO SPOILERS
Unknown: IM NOT AFRAID TO BLOCK YOU
Me: you haven't watched the godfather??
Me: Man I love that movie
Unknown: Awn gonna enjoy watching me watch it for the first time then
Me: Is this you flirting?
Unknown: Depends, is it working?
Me: You do know I'm a guy
Unknown: I was counting on it ;P
Unknown: What's your name?
Me: Remus :) you?
Unknown: Sirius
Unknown: So
Unknown: You'll be here tmr, yeah
Unknown: ?
Me: What kind of snacks should I bring then?
#Plot twist that was James plan all along#also we all know Sirius triple texts not an ounce of shame in that body#idek if this counts as a microfic#but here it is#astra writes#wolfstar#remus lupin loves the godfather and so do i#you cannot tell me Sirius wouldn't quote The Godfather movies to baby Harry#u know#his actual godson#“I'll make him an offer he can't refuse”#its cuddling in bed and reading his fav dragon's book
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so many people will say that Jon is sexy (factually incorrect), hot (eh don't see it but to each his own), or cute (mmm yes but in a pathetic cat way)
but I've never once heard his appearance described as healthy
#someone get my boy some food#or water#or a shower#he's not like Martin he cannot survive off of tea alone#nah but what he really needs is sleep#plot twist all of tma is a sleep-deprived hallucination enhanced by the spiral#fatigue was his mind trying to incept him back to reality#it did not work#tma#the magnus archives#jon#jon simms#jonathan simms#jonathan sims#or however you spell his name
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Final snippet before Feysand Week:
“Feyre darling—”
“Don’t call me that,” she repeated, her voice still hoarse with salt. “I mean nothing to you.”
Anguish twisted his perfect features. “I’ve lived a long life, Feyre,” Rhys said. “And in all my centuries, nothing has ever meant more.”
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finally kicked my own ass into finishing gaiden this week and WHAT THE HELL. who gatekept this seven course feast of a light novel from me.
#the ayatsuji/tsujimura dynamic is just. so excellent. i love how terrible they both are at feelings#and the misunderstanding and the plot twist!!!!!!! GOD. MY HEART. i literally cannot stop thinking about it. asagiri you genius#i need more content of them i feel like i'm dying#if you see me churning out fics in the coming months uhmmm. mind ur business. i have a dead tag and a duty to fulfill#bsd gaiden
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me when they turn my 30 something year old man full of stress and trauma and has grey hair into a wrinkleless baby

#plot twist: it's a whole company doing it#:|#Yes this is about miles edgeworth#im still upset#GIVETHATMAN HIS SUNKEN EYES AND EYEBAGS AND WRINKLES AND NOSE AND EVERYTHINF THAT MADE HIM A SPECIAL LITTLK MAN. BACK#woah....3d somehow makes it impossible for you to make average looking humans#or as average as you can get with the AA universe#he can be pretty!!! but you don't have to devoid him of age because of it#generally speaking#most AA characters are pretty!!!!!#Even oldbag. she's wonderful#and yet this corporation still chases what it once had. bringing a character back for no apparent reason. Throwing random new people at the#fandom just because they want another character to gain that popularity. dropping them like a forgotten doll once they realise people don't#like them as much as the classics. stick with your plans. soon you may milk the cow dry. nostalgia cannot carry everyone.#anyway yeah#Its more so okay if fanartists do it
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You know usually this sentiment is really comforting. Usually I'm charmed and it raises morale. I especially think it's awesome when you say shit like "I'll remain at your side". Usually it's like really really cool and I melt a bit at the notion. Power of friendship and one really fucking stubborn smartass guy with a sword and all that. But. Um. Sir.
Dude. Dude. Your mom JUST got fucking body-snatched and also poisoned. I'm
#fire emblem#feh#NEVER before has one of alfonse's 'i'll protect you 😇' hit like this. if you could see my fucking face rn#i've. just been in a state of shock. like bro. you CANNOT be fucking SAYING THAT RIGHT AFTER WHAT HAPPENED‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#either i'm gonna get body-snatched or YOU'RE gonna get body-snatched. one of us is gonna get killed at the hands of the other.#honestly it would be kinda cool though..... to see that play out w alfonse getting snatched......#like i feel like it would be one hell of a gut-punch plot twist. moreso than if it happened to kiran#GODDDDDD. I'M. SCARED‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#actually the fuckinh. movies for this book. we know damn well alfonse is Not staying at our side.#i'm just. i'm still shocked. literally might just drop it right there for now like. i need to go stare out at the sea for a while.#fe alfonse#fe henriette#but not really.#ALSO HIS 'be careful' RIGHT AFTER THAT. YOU BE CAREFUL YOU FUCKING DUMBASS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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EOS CHAPTER 17 SPOILERS!!
“Manon Blackbeak watched the black skies above Morath bleed to rotted gray on the last morning of Asterin’s life.”
… Got one sentence into Chapter 17 last night & proceeded to schedule reading & crying time the next day😅😂 putting my old “parent planning mom-ish” skills to use🤣 … here we go *ugh I don’t want to read Asterin’s death… but I have a very bad feeling about this* wish me luck😅😅
#WHY SARAH AGAIN WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME#Asterin Blackbeak#hoping for a plot twist#Manon Blackbeak#Manon Blackbeak and the 13#Blackbeak coven#Empire of Storms#EOS#TOG#Sarah J. Maas#Throne of Glass#TOG series#Throne of Glass series#SJM#Maasverse#Empire of Storms spoilers#chapter 17#fangirl problems#break my heart#reading reacts#first read#currently reading#here we go again#I’ll always love you Asterin#come on Manon CHANGE FATE#the 13#The Thirteen#THEY CANNOT BE THE TWELVE#edit tag: thank god this post aged better than expected lol
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#DUDUEE okkk no. i am normal.#hm. ok. okkookokokokokokokk.#god im so normal yay.#the songs are really really growing on meeee YAYYYAYYY#anyway linkclick ep4 spoiler whateber#'and then there were none' is one of the few books i had to read for english class (nonnative) and the main twist is that someone who's....#.... presumed dead was the perpetrator and since theres already reference to classic media this is DEFO one aswellll#and given circumstances im assuming itll be the dad??? IDK how. maybe its a reference to cheng xiaoshi himself??? hmhmhmhmhmhmmhm#OHHH yayyay nice episode very much lore =w=bb fun#i really really like that xia fei doesnt like blue guyy thats very fun and cute me thinks <333#i still think xia fei is cute as hell. i also really like vein so far. i looove how worried about lu guang cheng xiaoshi is.#i know i should care more about the dad-plot but tbh. i do not :3#i DO. like that cat lu guang made an appearance thats always niceeee. i want to say im not sure it was him but. yeagh it fucking wasss cmon#it was very very nice to see cheng xiaoshi's first dive im soooooo excited for next episode holyyyyy#but also. where tf is women. i can guess that shes the one that survived the fire bc of the ED. GIVE US HER ALREADYY#ok.#time to watch the full ED now =w=bbb mannnn i cannot overstate how much these songs are hitting meee waughghghghghgh#i hatehatehatehate /pos how the ED is introduced so early before end. the overlying 'this episode is going to end bad and you will not ....#.... be able to do anything about it' is SOOOO powerfulll waughghghh#goddamn.#good shit as always. bit more mid than last one imo but we are NOT complaining ig#sillyposting
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god i know f.naf lore has been retconned Many times, but it feels like it was so much more subtle in the Olden Days. you can poke SO many holes in the stories following s.ecurity b.reach (glaring at g.gy). and idc what s.teel wool says, there is no WAY gregory was always meant to be the "big bad." that much is obvious from cut content & unused files
#🎬 || time for bear. (ooc.) || 🎬#{ there's so much i could say. }#{ i almost feel like the books were a way to patch up sb with lore bandaids }#{ people are mad that vanessa was underutilized? bam! plot twist! it was greggy all along#{ people are mad that peepaw afton is back? well thats not him i promise!! its actually a very spooky big bad called the mimic! }#{ unlike before i feel like s.teel wool STUDIES the fanbase. but only the worst parts of it (cough- twitter) where they think - }#{ - that these twists are the best thing ever. }#{ you CANNOT convince me that half of s.teel wool lore was not improvised i swear. }#{ i love f.naf i promise!! i do like s.teel wool's games!!! but the inconsistencies are just. Bad. }#{ have an angy rant while im tired and have a migraine ig skfjksd }
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