#please tell me if it's yours and you didnt want to be anonymous!

[conditioned-to-be-a-friend]

are you even old enough to be here?

hello ! its nice to meet you too ! i dont know why youre making assumptions about my age but i would encourage you to review tumblrs tos before making comments like this in the future 💞 i assure you that i am in fact using this website legally 💖 if youre curious qabout where to find more information, here's a helpful link ! https://www.tumblr.com/policy/en/terms-of-service hope this helps !

[g4yforethan]

the helper

pairing: billy loomis x male!reader

summary: reader is billy’s accomplice and billy repays him for his hard work

warnings: cursing, top!billy, bottom!reader

a/n: thought of this in class and realized i have never made a fic for billy so here it is and hope u enjoyy! also happy halloween to those who celebrate!!

"billy i'm scared." "don't be. remember it'll be quick and easy." you drove passenger side next to billy as you were headed towards casey becker's house. you both arrived two blocks away and grabbed two ghostface costumes, an anonymous phone, and a voice changer. "okay just stay here and i'll tell you when it's time to go." billy reassures you as he goes towards the front of the house. you called casey's home phone number and talked to her through the voice changer. she couldn't recognize it was you even though you sat next to her in physics. after minutes of being on the phone, you hear a crash through the window and a scream following soon after.

“GO GO BACK TO THE CAR.” you hear billy scream as he runs towards you taking off the costume. you both run down the block and speed out of the street. “WOO! good job there y/n. i’m proud of you.” you blush at his comment as his hands reach for your thigh. “hey how about we head back to our place and wash up for the night?” you agree and the two of you head back to his house. once you both get there. the two of you quietly sneak upstairs to his room. billy takes off his shirt and lays on his back in bed. you sit down next to him as he stares at the wall, thinking about earlier that night.

“wow we really just did that! this is crazy. i’m proud of you.” he turns his head and stares at you. “thanks i mean i didnt do much besides calling her.” he laughs in response. “yeah but it’s more than that. you committed to it y/n. you committed to me.” you blush and turn away so he doesn’t notice this but he did. he gets up and pulls your face so you’re staring at him face to face. “thank you billy i don’t know what to say.” you continue staring at each other. “you don’t need to say anything pretty boy.” he grabs your face and presses his lips onto yours. his hands reach for your waist as yours reach his back. he moans at the taste of your lips and savors every moment of it. he takes a moment to take his shirt as do you too and the two of you move onto the bed.

billy lays you on your back and starts to kiss along your neck. his hands reach for your nipples as he starts to stimulate them. you moan which turns him on even more. he starts to kiss your chest and begins to suck on your nipples. you start to roll your eyes back as his fingers reach for your mouth. you suck in his fingers for a few minutes before billy lays on his back. you start to kiss his neck and chest before unzipping his pants. his long dick, already dripping with pre-cum, enters your mouth. you suck on his cock for a few all while his moans fill the room. "fuck fuck stop i'm gonna cum." you stop because you know billy wants more of you.

"i wanna fuck you so bad baby boy." "billy please." he unzips your pants and underwear and lays you on your stomach. he starts to tease your hole by licking it and putting one finger in and then another in as well. "billy please i want your dick inside of me." "easy there baby i'm getting to it." he spits on your hole before slowly sliding his cock inside of you. he groans as his dick is hit with your tight hole. he goes at a slow and soft pace, allowing you to relax and get adjusted. he leaves kisses on your back and grabs ahold of your waist as he starts to go a little faster. he digs deeper inside of you and hits your prostate which leaves you rolling your eyes back into your head. "fuck billy right there."

he knows he's hitting the spot as he goes even faster pounding your hole until your fingers are gripping the bedsheets. his sweat combined with yours melt onto the bed as billy pulls on your hair and grabs your neck. "i'm gonna cum baby." he moans as he fills your hole with his cum. he lays on his back and wipes the sweat off of his face. "fuck baby you felt so good." you blush and move next to him and give him a kiss on his neck and lips. "thanks billy so who's next on our list?" he smiles and kisses you before reaching to hold you in his arms.

[skythealmighty]

why am i just now finding out about thisisnotawebsitedotcom i feel a little stupid.. then again i dont have the Book of Bill so maybe im lucky to know about it ???

#rocket talk #gravity falls #miss this show. anyway twink cipher fuckign jumpscared me

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Why Flatland counts as an object show: an essay

Keep reading

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Why Flatland does NOT count as an object show: a rebuttal

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why flatland isnt an object show: its a book + movie you assholes

#this argument is fucking stupid its just flatland

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🔘 join-my-evil-polycule-deactivated08142020 asked: Im going to tear apart your circuitboard until its broken irreparably

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lol ok have fun w that 👍

also do u know any recipes for roasted pumpkin seeds the internets failing me rn and im cooking a big dinner for me and my bf

🔘 join-my-evil-polycule-deactivated08142020

Oh yeah sure https://www.jessicagavin.com/how-to-roast-pumpkin-seeds/#wprm-recipe-container-35845

🔘 join-my-evil-polycule-deactivated08142020

Wait why am I telling you this go die I hate you

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thx for the help!

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Date of origin: November 3rd, 2021

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~~Welcome to MePhoneX deletes your favs!!~~

I'm mod Xav (the only mod rn - -"), here to cause trauma to your favorite characters :)! PLEASE keep in mind that submissions will take a while to get to, because I have to photoshop out the limbs + background or even completely recreate someone's object if they're transparent!

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NO INANIMATE INSANITY CONTESTANTS. I would like to avoid Apollo's Dodgeball thanks (plus it's insensitive)

No algebralien or algebralien-adjacent characters! I love those guys too I get it but I honestly don't have a good method of 'deleting' them planned. Feel free to do it on your own time though!

If someone asks me to take down a submission with them in it I will do it without questions. This is for a variety of reasons, but I think you get it.

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has anyone else wondered why this spaghetti code webbed site can connect across DIFFERENT UNIVERSES??? or is that just me

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follow for the same picture of my crab every day!!!!! look at him :D

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anonymous asked: greeny how does it feel to be technically a higher being than most other people on the site

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sir this is a wendys

#i didnt order an existential crisis today :(

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todays liveblog!! B)

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knife and suitcase made it to the finale!! hell yeah so proud of them

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balloons talk with suitcase didnt go so well :/ i hope they can get some alone time without anyone else so they can like talk properly next time

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mepad???

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oh i think the finale challenge is happening

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baseball looks worried but lightbulb's brushing him off :|

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ojs backing away from paper??? wh

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WHJDT THE FUCK

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WAIT I HAVENT SEEN SOAP IN A WHILE WHERE IS SHE???

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OH GOD

#mics ramblings #SOAP???!??

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anonymous asked: evil woman are so hot <3 i will do whatever you want queen

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Awwww, this means a lot to me, anon! Could you find Film Reel for me and doxx him? That would be really helpful <3

#He's been evading me #It's really annoying #Hard to take over the world when I have to worry about him 🙄

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WHY DO I KEEP GETTING SENT ASKS ABOUT PREGNANCY?!

#I'M GOING TO QUIT TUMBLR AT THIS RATE.

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if this fuckass hand keeps showing up at the edge of my vision i'm going to hit something

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#maybe hes in love with you

what the hell is wrong with you.

[kooksbunnnn]

Lost cause? 1.5: how could you do this?

Previous chapter

Summary: You always wondered, how would your life turn out to be if you and Jungkook had a baby? So, when you finally conceive and decide to tell your husband that you are pregnant, you didn't expect him to drop this bomb on you. You never would've thought that the surprise you planned would end up in agonized tears because of the shock your husband brings you. 

Warnings: angst, infidelity, heartbreak.

Words: 1.7k approx

Note: this scene takes place when Jungkook tells his hyungs that he cheated on Y/N.

Authors note: an anonymous ask wanted me to write the conversation between the guys when they got to know about Jungkook cheating on Y/N. Here you go!

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“Here” Namjoon offers a glass to Jungkook after pouring the hangover cure in it, awfully silent, both of them.

Jungkook rubs his eyes and cheeks with his sleeve, making Namjoons gaze travel to his bruised hand. Taking the glass from Namjoon’s hand, he bows his head slightly to thank him.

The broken vase on the floor now makes sense to him. Fortunately, he doesn’t have any cuts. Namjoon thinks. He has a bruise, though, which means he must’ve punched something the last night. Before he could ask Jungkook about it, he says,

“Where’s everyone else?”

“In their rooms freshening up.” Jungkook nodded as he swirled the liquid in the cup, sun rays illuminating his face and highlighting the tear stains on his cheeks.

“Um..kook?”

Jungkook hums sniffling as he keeps swirling the cure in the glass, avoiding eye contact, dreading the next words from his hyung’s lips.

“What is this?”

Jungkook looks up to see Namjoon holding his phone up to show him a text conversation.

Mia Aurora Club: hey, its mia. It was really nice meeting you yesterday after such a long time but

Mia Aurora Club: idk how to say this namjoon

Mia Aurora Club: there was this guy with you

Mia Aurora Club: he and I.. we did some stuff and then i found out that he was married. He was drunk and ig he didnt realize soon enough that he doesnt recognize me or idk what happened he just panicked and before i could ask he vanished

Mia Aurora Club: fuck i feel so bad please tell him im sorry and i wanted to aplogize to you as well. I wasnt trying to ruin someones marriage tbh. Sorry

“Hyung..” Jungkook’s voice cracks as he looks at his elder brother with glossy eyes. Namjoon sighs disappointedly, sitting beside him, Jungkook’s body bouncing up slightly due to Namjoon’s body weight.

‘What the fuck..” Namjoon breathes as he just sits next to Jungkook in silence, watching the carpeted floor as Jungkook sniffles, now that Namjoon observes closely he sees how his younger brother's eyes are swollen. The aircon whooshing in the background, making the air the only thing audible in the room.

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“He what?!” Jimin almost yells out in the middle of the dining area where Namjoon and Hoseok call him out of the queue for the buffet and tell him about Jungkook and Mia.

“Jimin-ah.” Hoseok’s eyes widen in warning as he looks around reminding Jimin that they are around people.

“Do you think he would’ve told you if you didn’t go to his room to give him the medicine, hyung?” Jimin says his gaze narrowed with accusation, an empty plate in his hand.

“He called me to his room himself Jimin-ah, what is wrong with you?” Namjoon says sounding defensive.

“Don’t defend him hyung-“Jimin says exasperated.

“Jimin, I understand that you are mad but can you at least try to be in that room without saying all this? He knows he fucked up, we shouldn’t be the ones making him feel worse.” Namjoon says, as selfish as it may sound that he can't see his brother crying.

“Is he alone upstairs?” Hoseok asks Namjoon and he shakes his head in response.

“No, Tae and Jin Hyung are there.”

“I hope they beat his ass,” Jimin says folding his hands over his chest now placing the plate on a random table.

Everybody knew Jimin and Taehyung had been closest to you out of the gang, he has always seen you as his little sister. You and him attended the same uni, him being your senior which made him quite protective of you like a brother when he got to know about your relationship with Jungkook.

“What, he deserves it.” Jimin says as Namjoon looks at him with narrowed eyes and a ‘really?’ look.

“Guys, do they have boiled eggs?” Yoongi says as he casually passes by the three men standing there with tensed looks on their faces. When none of the guys answer, still busy in their conversation, he takes three steps back to face them.

“What? Why do you all look constipated?” Yoongi says, his face straight and nonchalant.

“Consti- hyung what the fuck?” Hoseok turns his head towards his elder brother and he chuckles unaware of the tensed situation.

“Something’s up, tell me, is it director Choi again-“

“Hyung, it's not-“ Namjoon says but gets his sentence cut off.

“Jungkook cheated on his wife,” Jimin says and all of a sudden there's silence. After 5 seconds of digesting the news, Yoongi shuts his eyes and sighs.

“Fuck.” cursing under his breath and leaves the room sprinting towards the elevator, the other three men tailing behind him filling him in with the details.

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“Jungkook, you should eat something.”

He just shakes his head refusing his eldest’s offer for the bread he buttered for him. he packs his stuff sniffling as all of his friends watch him huff around stuffing his stuff in the bag with different expressions on their faces.

“Jungkook..” Yoongi whispers, no response.

“Jungkook-ah.” Again. Nothing. He just runs around the room with tears flowing constantly down his cheeks.

“Jungkook-ah!” Yoongi grabs him by one of his arms and shakes his body wanting to shake his younger brother out of the trance .

“I fucked up hyung, I fucked up. I will lose her. She’ll go hyung. I was drunk, i didnt realize, i dint-” Jungkook says still shaking his head crying constantly.

“Yah!” Yoongi lets go of his arm and holds his face firmly making eye contact. Jungkook stops rambling but still struggles to breathe in his hold so Yoongi slaps him firmly like he was a child, trying to help him focus. The moment Jungkook sobs at the slap, Jin and Taehyung look away with a sigh and Jimin flinches.

Eyes welled up, they all felt helpless.

“Jungkook, breathe. Come to your fucking senses.” Yoongi says making Jungkook take deep breaths.

“We know Jungkook, we get it. Breathe.”

When Yoongi sees his pupils relax, he drops his hand from his face. When Jungkook finally focused on Yoongi’s face, his face filled with regret, sobbing he hugged the shorter male, Crying into his shoulder.

Yoongi looks at Jimin, who was looking at the scene with anger and pity at the same time.

Anger because of how Y/N is gonna be broken because of Jungkook and pity for her as well. Pity for their relationship and anger on the situation. Anger over how helpess they all feel and pity on how restless Jungkook feels. Although the anger and pity he felt for his little sister wins.

Yoongi warns Jimin as he senses what he is gonna say, but Jimin just rolls his eyes and asks,

“How could you kook?”

“Jimin.” Taehyung tries to stop his best friend whispering, requesting him to let it go for some time.

But Jimin ignores him and continues.

“huh? Jungkook? What about Y/N?”

At his wife's mention, Jungkook pulls back from the hug and Yoongi sighs stepping back towards the chair next to Namjoon.

“Hyung..” he sniffs

“What? What excuse do you have? Do you really have an explanation?”

“Hyung, I-“

Everyone watches as Jimin approaches Jungkook with anger, Hoseok sitting up as if expecting Jimin to punch the other.

“She loves you Jungkook, what the fuck?” Jimin whispers looking at the guy who just looks at him with guilt and tears in his eyes.

“Answer me, dammit?” He grabs Jungkook by his collar and pulls him closer asking him again through gritted teeth.

“Enough Jimin-ah.” Hoseok says as Jimin just asks questions, rambling about how much he fucked up.

“If she leaves you, it's on you.” He says jabbing his finger in his chest. “She is family kook, what the fuck were you thinking?” He pushes Jungkook away from him when Jin tries pulling Jimin back, his grip creating crimples on the younger's shirt.

Stepping away frustrated, he rakes a hand through his hair as Jungkook just nods, regaining balance.

“I don’t know hyung I-“

“Shut up. I don’t think you can explain yours-“

“Enough jimin-ah” Jin says pointedly and silence fills the room.

Jimin huffs frustrated and sits on the bed.

“I need to tell Y/N.” Jungkook says, his eyes tearing up but he nods affirming the decision to himself.

“Yes.” He says, picking up his phone, opening his recents to call.

“I need to tell her- wha- hyung give it back.” Jungkook yells all of a sudden.

“Are you crazy?” Taehyung asks and Jungkook notices how everyone is standing ready to grab his phone.

“Hyung give it back, I can't stay here for another day knowing she is waiting for me at home, for what? Hah..” he chuckles, sarcasm clear in his voice, mad at himself, “so that, so that I can break her heart? Give it back, hyung,”

“No! Are you crazy? do you think this is some kind of dinner plan you're gonna tell her randomly?” Taehyung says stretching his hand away from Jungkook.

“He is right, kook. You need to tell her face to face.” Hoseok says and Jungkook steps back shaking his head fresh tears streaming down his face.

“This is gonna break her, we know. But you need to tell her face to face.”

“You owe her that much,” Jimin says, his words stinging. His words were harsh but what he said was true.

Jungkook owed you that much.

“Think about it Jungkook, you can't fix this right now. If you call her-“ Jin says but Jungkook cuts him off.

“Argh! I can't take it, I need to fix this right now. I need to come clean, I need to fix this hyung!” Jungkook says pulling at his hair, sitting on the couch.

“I get it, Jungkook, we all do but…for the time being, we're gonna take your phone with us for now, yeah?” Namjoon looks at Taehyung, who nods and keeps the phone in his pocket.

“No, Hyung-“

"We have to pack and we can't risk it." Namjoon says looking at Jin and they both nod, understanding.

“Yeah, we have to check out in an hour,” Jin says, his voice low.

“Yeah, fine. See you all downstairs,” Jimin says, getting up and leaving immediately.

One by one, everybody leaves the room, Namjoon getting up at last, squeezing Jungkook’s shoulder.

While leaving the room Namjoon notices the outer wall of the bathroom having slight blood on it, he touches the blood and flinches when he notices how its not dry yet.

Sighing and looking over his shoulder at his little brother wiping his tears, he just wishes the best for him and Y/N.

He just hopes for the best.

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[damagedcoda6669]

just wanted to let you know real quick that the person sending people your deadname + stuff about that one stealthygeek person has spread to tumblr, i literally just got an anonymous ask in my inbox with it. all i did was sigh in deep deep exasperation and delete it. why can't people leave you alone

i rlly appreciate ppl letting me know abt this!!! but in all honesty theres nothing i can do, and i already know. when i said not 2 send me birdie drama related asks, it includes thingz like this, becuz this is an attempt at a continuation of birdie drama by the ppl perpetrating this. i wouldnt like 2 be alerted abt this becuz its genuinely out of my control and i honestly dont intend 2 spread awareness abt this going forward. these ppl thrive off of attention and it wont do any good. block n ignore. this is the last time im talking abt it publicly. in the kindest way possible, these kind of reminders only serve 2 make me paranoid and anxious and dysphoric. ive gotten another ask sending me a sc of one of these asks with my deadname uncensored that i saw a few mins ago, and ik it will have a severe effect on my mental state. PLEASE PLEASE be mindful of my mental state with the thingz that u say 2 me, becuz i will see all of it. plz only tell me abt these things if ur 100% sure i can do smth 2 stop it, ive been scared 2 check my notifs all day becuz of the possibility of smth dumb like this happening while i was away (which isnt ur fault) i know u have good intentions but plz be aware of my mental state and how these things effect me. im in a bad mental state already and i have no therapist/psychiatrist/doctor 2 go 2 if i go off the deep end, and im currently unmedicated and not in the mental health system due 2 circumstances out of my control /nm /gen

theres nothing i can do abt my deadname being spread around, i was doxxed when i was 12 and im still being lolcowed on kiwifarms 2 this day. its public information and theres nothing i can do. the only course of action is 2 ignore. nothing theyre doing is illegal (4 the most part lol) so theres no action 2 take except 4 withdrawing attention /gen

edit: i rlly hope i didnt come across as aggressive in this post at all, i genuinely mean no harm towards the ppl telling me abt this and im not mad at u guys!!! im very thankful 4 the concern, but theres genuinely nothing i can do in this situation and the only outcome of this is a broken mental state 4 me. i feel icky being negative again but i just want my boundaries 2 be known!!! so srry :(

[burnedwriter]

what type of lover they are pt2.

A/n:i hope everyone is having a wonderfull day this is the part 2 of the previous fic,i changed it a bit bc somebody rported it yet again to be community label,and how do i know that?well said person send me an anonymous ask telling me that they did it,it might be the same person that has been harassing me by sending me hate asks but idk if they are the same,so i changed dottore with xiao,you can find the dottore version here

warnings:overstim,bondage,edging,bj,soft s*x,instructions,c*m swallowing, fingering,!afab reader

A/n:im not responsible for what people read,ageless blogs and under 18 do not interact.

💧Ayato

💧Ayato will spoil you,whatever you ask for it will be at you disposal.from expensive clothes to home decor,he can get anything you ask for.

💧he takes you to expensive restaurants for dates and buy you gifts,when he has free time to make up for neglecting you.

💧He told Ayaka to keep an eye on you when he was away for bussiness,and you ended up becoming best friends,Ayato is extremely happy to see you both having a great relationship with eachother.

💧showing you off to people with expensive clothing he has bought you,that hug your curves perfectly,he cant help but always place a hand around your waist to show to people who you are married to.

nsfw

💧He is a fan of bondage,he will tie you hands behind your back just to see you beg for him to touch you.

💧His teasing continues to the bedroom activities too,he loves edging you,he wants to hear you whimper and whine as you get denied of your orgasm over and over again.Its music to his ears

💧finally giving you the sweet realise you were chasing after hours of edging you,what you didnt know was that this was not going to be the only orgasm that you would have for the night.

‘‘Ayato~please i cant do this anymore~’‘you beg desperetly feeling your body tired as you feel your what would be your 4th orgasm for the night

‘‘Oh come on darling,i know you have another one for me’‘he cooed ,his finger moving mercilesly in and out of you.

‘‘Ayato~,im close again~’‘you cried out,as your bosy started to tremble,feeling yourself close again.

Your body shaking as Ayato continued to finger fuck you,your walls squeezing his fingers,your mind going hazy as you reach your yet another climax.

😠🍃Xiao

😠🍃the both of you met when you started working at the wangshu inn,the house keeprers warned you that there is an adeptus living with them,but what they didnt warn you about was how moody he would be.You didnt gave up though and everyday you would bring him his favourite food trying to befriend him

😠🍃At first he told you to stay away from him because of he karmic debt energy that is harmful to mortals but after awhile he grew fond of your company almost craving it.

😠🍃The moment that took your friendship into a relationship was during the latern rite festival,it was the moment were the two of you shared your first kiss at the balcony,while the xiao laterns flew in the background

😠🍃He not always there for you and hes always away most of the times fighting but he told you to call out his name and he will be there for you even if its in the heat of battle,he will protect you until the end.

nsfw

😠🍃He has a low drive so he wasnt really interested in sex,you were the first one to discuss it with him.

😠🍃He is really bad at aftercare but if you want him to stay and lay down or cuddle with you,he will not questions asked.

😠🍃At first you would instruct him on what you liked and made you feel good since he had already told you that he has never done something like this and was afraid of hurting you.

‘‘Does this feel good?’‘he questioned rolling his hips onto yours looking at you waiting for an answer.

‘‘yes~keep going xiao’‘you reasured him your breathing becoming uneven and your cheeks flashed red,your mind going slowly blank from the pleasure.

He nodded in response his eyes never leaving your face as he picked up the pace of his hips into a faster one,he enjoyed seeing every little facial reaction that showed on your face by his actions

‘‘Ah~you are doing great xiao keep going~’‘you praised him as he pushed you closer and closer to your orgasm

‘‘xiao~i-i’m close~’‘you moaned,feeling your walls squeezing his cock and sclosely after reaching your release

xiao could feel a small smile that started to form at the corner of his mouth,feeling proud of himself that he was able to satisfy you.

🔥Diluc

🔥The best out of everyone,hes loving and caring towards you at all times.Though grumpy at times,he cant help but melt at your presence.

🔥he invites you to the tavern to keep him company and help him with the customers,He loves seeing you happy interacting with everyone and how they are coming just to chat with you.

🔥late night horse backriding where the both of you get to clear your head after long hours at work,you two get to open up and chat about your problems without getting interupted.Thats when he confessed to you.

nsfw

🔥He puts your pleasure over his,he doesnt care if he hasnt finished as long as you are satisfied,he is satisfied.

🔥He is always taking things slow and gentle,taking his time with you.Touching your body softly like its made out of glass that is about to break at the simplest touch.The only time hes is being rough with you is when he has had a bad day at the tavern but still he will ask you at the end if you are ok and bring you anything you need.

🔥So you decided to repay him back after taking such good care of you in the bedroom.Kneeling before him,your hands moved to his belt unbuckling it.

‘‘You dont have to do this,i will be fi...’‘He said

‘‘shhh....let me take care of you diluc’‘you cut him off and reasured him

Pulling out his cock,you wrapped your lips around the head before you started taking him slowly deeper in your mouth,as he hit the back of your throat,earning a few goans from the man above you.

‘‘fuck~ your mouth is so warm’‘you heard diluc grunting,holding his hips still so he doesnt make you gag.

Looking in eachothers eyes you saw the lust that formed in dilucs eyes.Starting to bop your head up and down into a steady pace.

‘‘Ah~ngh~’‘diluc let out low breathy moans at your actions.

Picking up your your speed into a faster one,one of your hands,moved to massage his balls,making him throw his head back from the pleasure

‘‘fuck~i’m close love’‘Diluc choked,feeling him pulse inside you mouth before realising,you removed his cock from your mouth,swallowing his orgasm.

[scentedashes]

more alrebina and reader threesome😡😡😡 (and some fluff hcs pls)

More women for my mouses<3

How about we do some headcanons first and proceed to the threesome story❗ (⁠ ⁠T⁠_⁠T⁠)⁠＼⁠(⁠^⁠-⁠^⁠ ⁠)

NSFW UNDERCUT, MDNI.❗

Arlecchino NSFW HCS 🐱

•Rough, she loves and likes it rough. Crying? You guys arent stopping, whimpering and moaning can't stop her, she loves it rough and hard until you cant handle it anymore and you end up passing out.

•7-8 inch white to black strap/cock, her nails will definetly hurt your insides when she fingers you, your body will be full of bite marks, scratches, and hickeys.

•She loves seeing you riding her strap/cock you going up and down while your eyes are full of tears from how big it is. The bulge is seeable from your stomach<3~

•She teases you and calls you pet names, (Doll, Pet, Dear, etc~) She likes your bratty side and loves to control you like her pet, when she tells you to cum, you cum. If she doesnt, you dont. You always try and be a good girl for her, but sometimes you like to be bratty and want her to be rough. (Ending in you being bruised up, tied up, and more)

I'll be skipping Columbina HCS since i already did her (lazy)

~A time with an angel and a devil~

Top!Arle, Switch!Bina, Switch!Reader

(Usage of whip, finger, and eating out)

Women only threesome NSFW

•You were invited into a private room by two anonymous people, you wondered why but you decided you come. When you entered you saw there was two women, and angel and a devil. They introduced themselves as Columbina and Arlecchino, the angel being Columbina, the devil being Arlecchino.

"Its surprising you came! Please, sit down and have some tea with us!~" Columbina patted the spot in the middle of her and Arlecchino.

"Say, you're very beautiful.." Arlecchino compliments you and proceeds to pour you a cup of tea, she adds "sugar" to your drink. You didnt question what it was since you thought it was just sugar, right??

"Pleasure meeting you guys!" You took a sip, you tasted off.. But you still drank it to be polite, a minute later you started to get dizzy..

"Oh, did you put too much Arlecchino?" Columbina looked at her while smirking, "No, i didnt. Dont worry, we can still have fun."

You woke up in a bedroom with Arlecchino and Columbina "Hm, you finally woke up.." Arlecchino said while looking at you "W-where am i?!" You were confused. "Shh, we'll take gooddd care of you~" Said Columbina.

You realized you were only wearing and bra and panty. "Such a good and perfect body.." Arlecchino complimenting you while her hands wonder your body.

"Lets see how much you can handle both of us." While she rubs your clit through your panties, making you squirm "Mmn..." You let out a soft moan "Shes a sensitive one i see~"

After the teasing they finally start (You were probably waiting for that part) "Well then, shall we get started?" Arlecchino whispers to you as she forcefully makes you go doggy style, fully showing your ass and pussy to her and Columbina.

"Hm, lets start with just my fingers since your so tight.." Arlecchino then inserts one finger inside you pussy making you squirm, she feels your walls tightening around her finger. She inserts another finger and she thrusts slowly, knowing she'd go rougher later. Her thrusts and fingers made you moan out loud in the room, you were lucky no one could hear you outside..

"Is she ready yet Arle?" Said Columbina, wanting to just start treating you like the whore you are.

"I guess so, do as you please." Columbina approached the bed and fixed your positions making you lay down on your back, she then takes off her panties, she then said.. "Take a deep breath for me will ya?~" she then wiggles and positions herself on your head "Eat up whore~" You do as she pleases making her moan, her wings flapped on how good you were.

"Oh~ S-shes a keeper Arle~ Dont kill her like the others~" She kept riding your mouth, meanwhile.. Arlecchino pulled her fingers out and put her strap on, "Be a good girl for my strap will ya?" She thrusts half of it roughly, making you moan while you were eating columbina out.

"Mmmn!!" She fully thrusted it inside you, it was big enough to make a bulge.

Every thrust hit your g-spot, all you could do was moan, whimper, and squirm. They knew you enjoyed it. "Such a slut for me arent you?" She thrusts roughly "Mmmnnff~" Columbina jumps off your head, lifting her hips.

"Aww~ Your mouth is full of cum..~" Columbina gets another strap and wears it. "Lets see if this slut can handle two straps in both of her holes~" Arlecchino suddenly picked you up, making you face her "Hm.." Columbina added lube to her strap and inserts it in your ass.

"Mmnngh! I-its too much..!" You begged, it was so much for you. Both of your holes filled by their strap, while you.. helplessly hoping youd last the whole night with on how rough they are~ (LOOK I KNOW I ALREADY DID THIS BUT I PROMISE ILL MAKE IT DIFFERENT IN A BIT also bcz i was lazy)

After 40 Minutes of continuous pounding from both of their strap in both of your holes. Your body full of their bite marks and hickeys, you three decide to take a break before round two starts.

Arlecchino then gets an idea, she whispers something to Columbina make her flustered and blushing, her wings flapped. And she mumbled, "Sure.. I guess.." Arlecchino smirks at Columbina and kisses her "Handle it like a good girl you are Bina" Arlecchino then approached you.

"Well, since you were such a good girl, why dont you try dominating? Hm?" She said and handed you a strap "Wear this and do your best." Arlecchino then lays on her back and making columbina sit on her, she thrusts the strap inside her ass "Mmn!" Columbina squirms, "Well, insert it?" Wanting you to insert your strap inside columbina's pussy, you couldnt complain so you did what she pleases.

A second after you thrust the strap inside her she kept moaning and whimpering from double penetration.

"M-mmngh~ Fuck~ Mmmh~" The room was filled with moans and whimpers coming out of columbinas mouth.

"Oh~ mmn~ H-harder..!~" Her little body was so tight, you can even see the bulge from your strap. "Look how you act like such a whore when getting topped while you act all sassy while you top."

Arlecchino went rougher as she said that, tears filled Columbina's eyes from pleasure "Mmngh~ ah..!~" Arlecchino kisses Columbina and afterwards Columbina kisses you. Her mouth was open, saliva dripping down her chin while her eyes was just looking at the ceiling. "A-ah.. hah! Mmmn..!" After an hour Columbina collapses. "You act like such a whore when your dominated."

Arlecchino said to Columbina as she layed down, "So? Atleast you know im enjoying itt~" Her body was full of bite marks and hickeys also so i guess you werent going to be alone, suddenly, columbina got an idea and whispers to you. "Pst, what if we tease Arlecchino?!! It would be a fun testt~ Lets see what'll happen!" She giggled while saying that, "Now now, what are you two up to?.." Arlecchino wondered "Nothing!" both of you said. Arlecchino lays down on the bed and takes a nap for ten minutes, when she woke up, she saw her hands were tied to her back, and a cloth on her mouth "Well how was your nap? !" Both of you and Columbina giggled, not knowing what'll happen when shes free afterwards..

"Mmmf???!!!" She aggressively muffled. "Shhh~ we have alot planned..!" Columbina giggled as she got a vibrator, "Just enjoy..~" She presses the vibrator down on her clit. "Mmmnnf!.. mmfg..~" Her saliva runs down her chin while she bites hardly on the cloth.

"Such a good girl~" Columbina continued teasing her, while you took of her shirt and you started to leave hickeys and bite marks on her, "Mmmnf..!" She kept struggling and struggling. twenty minutes later you finally let Arlecchino free. "Hah... Hah.." She panted, then looked at you guys with a stare that both made you shiver "S-surprise...!" You said, "Both of you. Come here. Now." She demanded, you two quickly go at the spot she wanted both of you to be, "Y-yes?.." You guys both wondered what shes going to do after both of you teased her.

"You two really tied me up while i was asleep huh? And teased me for twenty minutes straight." She glared at both of. "W-well, you se-" Arlecchino interrupts you, "Quiet." You instantly shut up, afraid of your life. "You two, get my that whip. Now." Both of you and Columbina gulped as you two knew you we're about to get punished harshly by Arlecchino. "Y-yes ma'am.." As you gave her the whip she asked for, "Both of you, go in all fours. NOW."

She seemed mad, her screaming mad both of you very scared at this point. As you both got in all fours, she whipped both of your ass HARD. Bot of you Columbina whimpered and couldn't even stand without almost collapsing from the harsh hits from her whip. "This is what naughty girls get." Her eye get caught in something, Columbina was wet. Even if it was from the whip.

"Oh? You're wet i see.." She breaks open Columbina's panties and fingers her harshly and fast. "M-mmngh~ Agh~ O-oh~ M-mercy..!~" She playfully begged, Arlecchino knew she acts like a brat and becomes to thrust her fingers in her pussy more harshly and deeper. "You want this too, yeah?" Arlecchino starts to finger both of you and Columbina. "N-ngh..! M-mercy!~" You and Columbina kept moaning and whimpering from Arlecchinos thrusts. "Bad Girls." She continued to assault both of you and Columbinas cunts with her fingers. Both of you and Columbina collapsed on the bed, "Did i tell you guys i was done? No i did not. Now get back up you Sluts."

She orders both of you, Columbina nor you can even stand from her thrusts earlier and whips. You and Columbina managed to get up in all fours again, trembling while doing so. "Good, when i tell you i'm done, then i'm done. Got it?" Both of you and Columbina noded, "You guys need a harsher punishment for teasing and tying me up." She puts on a strap and gets a vibrator, She ties Columbina up and ties the vibrator directly on her clit. "M-mmngh~ Fuck~" She kept moaning and groaning. She kept cumming all over the mattress.

Arlecchino then positions you and inserts the strap harshly as she can. She then begans to thrust deep and hard. "M-mmngh! T-too rough..! M-mercy..! Mmmngh..!~" You and Columbina switched after doing that thirty minutes straight. After 2 hours of switching, and thrusting, you and Columbina collapsed. "Good girls." Arlecchino lays both of you down, you being in the middle. You and Columbina ended up snuggling together while Arlecchino reads a books (She wears reading glasses trust).

THE END

[faiseuse-d-histoires]

Well, you saying you dont know the answer of what should happened to Pen tells me more than anything. What she did it wasnt that badN it wasnt that important. Really, marina like went really well, eloise have the pretty never bad bridgertons and all the money and beauty and the protection of her brother ( unlike Colin Who is hate by him) . Are you telling you are naking that problem for a silly beast comment?? Im sure you had call poor fst girl worst in school and here you are. You just hate her for the sake of it. Thats the truth, if your dislike was genuine for her actions you would knlw the answer. Just what i thought. Another buller. And please dont lie, you didnt like Pen from books either. For Kate and Anthony you base their personalities with the ones in the books ( she is nit a family person in the show) but for Pen you dont think of that cute girls in the book and críticamente the writer like you did with KA, you blame Pen, the wallflower

Just because the consequences are any less dire because others persons intervened doesn't erase that what show Penelope wrote was actually ruinous and malicious and could have been disastrous. It's actually quite sad that in need to defend her, you have to dismiss others' suffering, and banalize what she writes, what she makes money of.

One laughable thing is that you don't actually seem to have grasped that I was being sarcastic while saying "oh, I don't know". Had you read the entire post, you would have had your answer. What should happen to her? Well, show Penelope should learn that her words have consequences, can hurt people, ostracize them, ruin them. She should learn that she could have made Marina ostracized by her words, prompting the girl to dangerous options, just because she did not want her crush to marry her, and that it is not ok (and it even backfired on her, because by association, there was that disgrace on her family that prompted Eloise to seek LW to do something about it). She should learn that calling someone a beast, especially a WOC, certainly for comic relief, or even insulting anyone like that is not ok. That antagonizing the queen was never a good idea in the first place. She should learn that she cannot criticize one for not doing something when she actually made sure that person was stopped from actually doing anything about it, else it is very hypocritical. That by unravelling everyone's dirty laundry and even twisting things at her convenience, of course it can have dire consequences and she is responsible for it.

This season had people dismissing the consequences of her actions and praising her. That should not be the case. It is at least realistic to think at least some will just give her hell for it, and some families refuse to invite her.

That doesn't mean she can't make amends. That she deserves to be unloved and alone for the rest of her life, or to be bullied. Just that she should aspire to be a better person (she certainly could have the power to inspire more reflection about social classes, the status of women, etc), and not one that thrives on others'misery while still maintaining a holier-than-thou attitude. I certainly cannot root for that last kind of person.

You keep bringing up the body, the wallflower parts. You keep patting yourself in the shoulder, telling yourself you are right. At this point, it seems you are making your own story and do not read at all what I actually said. I can see clearly you need to vent and have your enemy (any unresolved issues, perhaps), and anyone would do, and perhaps it must feel very satisfying to throw hateful words while being anonymous, for you do so on and on (I will certainly not read the others that are rotting in my inbox, and that will find their place in the bin). It is still very much a coward and a bully's move.

[saltynsassy31]

no cus i totally understand your frustration, ive also quit splatfests for the moment until they get an overhaul

i suggest if you feel close to getting hateful to either shiver or shiver fans then maybe quit for a while for your own sake cus ive felt a lot better after doing so, im still really sensitive to negative comments towards frye or rude ones about shiver winning but taking some time for myself has made me feel infinitely better

ive been close to hating shiver before bc of how cocky and rude them and their fans can be but it doesnt really do anything but sour your enjoyment of the game more, so its really not worth it

i do have to say though, anyone who says "its just a game" reaaally needs to understand the frustration of people OTHER than them, sympathy is something a lot of people forget about when it comes to things that arent real life. just because it doesnt affect you doesnt mean everyone can shut off their attachment to the game or a character like a light switch; a lot of the time you dont know whats going on with them. i myself am really attached to frye cus i am hashtag autism creature and he brings me comfort, so anyone being rude to me about shiver winning really REALLY gets under my skin. its not entirely (if they were serious, if they werent then its not at all) their fault, but nintendo fixing the frustration of splatfests constantly keeling in one direction (which theyre supposed to do anyways but they havent) would definitely fix the issue. we need to find a way to have nintendo fix this, not attack anyone else for what bundle of pixels and text theyre attached to.

not everyone has really thick skin and if we want splatoon 3 to be more hospitable then we should try to cut down on the general splatfest bullassery in public spaces (being overly cocky and rude/blaming others in a way with no basis or truth behind it). its not something everyone can always do since we arent all perfect, but if we make steps in that direction then we could help more people enjoy the splatoon community rather than being eaten up by toxicity and spite

i didnt word all of this entirely correctly so like interpret ad best as you can cus im eepy but yeah.

a fye for u to enjoy (also ur anon is off btw)

u dont have to but for the sake of not being harrassed id appreciate if u didnt tag with public tags

👏👏 PREACH

I don't want to quit playing it, I do enjoy splatfests, to a certain extent, i like going with my friends and i made a lot of new friends through it, it's like, the online community that I'm having a problem with

I don't hate shiver, I thought I did but I can't, she is still a comfort character (tho Frye is like, my obsession besides being my comfort character cuz I am also part part the 'tism XD), in a way, I like her dynamic with the group at least, she annoys me, yes, very much so, but I don't hate her

And I don't hate people who like her either

Who I do hate is people being mean about it, I had turned off anon cuz of a stupid person who was going around every frye support account anonymously just saying mean stuff and praising shiver as the best, I just forgot to turn it on, so thanks for reminding me 😅

Saying that "It's just a game" is so annoying to, tell that to the football fans, they go just as crazy if not more so

Splatfests are ment to be fun! You should be able to enjoy the splatfest without having to worry about people fighting

I don't like fighting with people, I hate how angry I become, how mean I can sound sometimes, I usually just vent without interacting

At least she won in Japan, so that is one other win under her belt, I just wish she'd win more in the future 😔

Oh also I almost didn't participate in this splatfest either and I did only because I haven't had time to play and I haven't finished my catalogue yet 😅 I usually use splatfests to up my catalogue quicker lmao

Also, don't worry, I won't tag anything that could get you harassed, if anything does happen, please block for your health, I don't want anything happening to you, you seem very sweet ;w;

Edit: also YOUR FRYE PLUSH IS SO CUTE! I've been seeing people get her but idk where to buy her!!!! Where'd you get it? :0

[buggybambi]

You haven't had your baby yet right? I was going through my pictures and saw a screenshot from when you liked one of my posts and I thought about you.

this post is going to include a trigger warning. do not interact with it if you may be triggered by talks of a loss of pregnancy.

hi.

so, i have not spoken on this, partially because of my own grieving. i have tried pouring myself into work in my own life and writing on here (and other projects) to distract from the loss of our, but i wanted to share this now because of this ask specifically. all i ask is you try to understand where i’m coming from with this and why i did not announce this.

i did have a miscarriage shortly after announcing my pregnancy, about a few weeks or so after i’d announced first kicks. it was a devastating heartbreak to me, as i’m sure you can imagine.

if you feel upset by me not sharing this, keep that to yourself, please. to people who congratulated me and i didn’t share this with you, i’m so sorry. i couldn’t bring myself to share it with any of you on here for the longest time.

i’m not going into detail because what i experienced is no one’s fucking business but mine and my partner’s. we have been working through this privately, and sharing this loss with my family.

all i ask is you respect that.

i’m sorry if anyone who i didn’t tell feels lied to, or if anyone sees my actions and thinks “you seemed fine here here and here”, i assure you, i wasn’t. i wanted to keep up this persona if that makes sense. idk. my brain just wanted to keep this fucking awful thing away.

and before i have some anonymous asshole in my inbox talking about how “well! you said this and this and acted fine here and you released a fanfic”, how i act offline versus on does not reflect one another. writing fanfictions and talking about life was a part of my grieving process. a process that, in all honesty, doesn’t end at any point.

i’m sorry if people believe i should have shared this sooner, as well. i didn’t want to online, just because this felt like such a personal thing. i didnt share my pregnancy right away online either.

taking time to grieve offline was important. and day by day, i am going through that. i’m so sorry again if anyone feels upset by this. anytime i mentioned this being the worst time of my life, this is why. and i feel like i failed y’all by not talking about this, but i’m also realizing i should have said something sooner.

i’m sorry again. like i said, all i ask is that you try to understand where i’m coming from. and again, if you feel like i should have shared this sooner, i didn’t. and i didn’t because i have had a lot to process as i go through this.

a glimpse into my thought process was:

“i’m still young, i didn’t think i would be experiencing this right now, or at all.

no one plans for this,

no one has a response to this.

i have no idea how i need to respond to this.

how do i act now?”

and i have no idea. that is why i did not announce or share this with anyone, not even my closest mutuals. because i didn’t know how to say it. so, i tried to act normal. and at times i admitted; this has been the hardest time of my life.

and i didn’t know how to tell anyone this. it took me a few days to even tell my family because i was in pure shock. what was i supposed to say? “hi. i just lost my baby”?? that’s such a personal thing. announcing the pregnancy was personal enough, and announcing it was gone, my baby is gone was also hard. very fucking hard.

i’m sorry. i love you all. i will probably be taking a while to accept the fact this is now information in the world, and that y’all know now, and i just hope no one feels disappointed in me for sharing this or hurt. i just hope you all can try to understand why.

i love you. bye.

[etherealspacejelly]

ERM

ok so

anonymous bc no way am i showing my url on this Jhshsheheh

so like all my friends at school. they seem. so much more mature than i am???

like even the ones who are younger than me. they're already thinking about partners. and dating n stuff. like some of my friends already have partners

but i. just am not interested in that rn??? and sometimes i feel like there's. something Wrong with me. yk

like im year 9 but. i feel like i should be thinking about this and it feels like im not mature enough that i don't want to worry abt that now

- 🐉

there is nothing wrong with you. listen to me. there is absolutely Nothing wrong with you.

it is perfectly normal to not be interested in romantic relationships, i wasnt at your age and im still not. i am in a platonic relationship with my best friend, mostly because it comforts us both to know that no matter what happens we will not be alone. even if all of our other friends get into romantic relationships and prioritise them over friendships

desiring a romantic partner does not make you more mature than anyone else. having a romantic partner or a partner of any kind is not a requirement for happiness, fulfilment, or maturity.

focus on what You actually want. ask yourself what would make You happy, what would make you feel fulfilled and satisfied with your life. set aside these notions of what we are Supposed to want, of what it is ""Normal"" to want, and focus your attention on yourself. this is your life, and you owe it to yourself to follow your own path.

i think it would help you to research aspec identities, especially aromantic ones, and talk to aromantic people about their experiences. you might not be aromantic! alloromantic people can still have no desire to be in romantic relationships, and that is perfectly fine and normal. and likewise aromantic and arospec people can want to be in romantic relationships despite their lack of romantic attraction. what i think researching this community will do for you is show you that romance is not the be all and end all of human beings. it is not a requirement for existing and being happy.

i think even progressive parents can fall into this trap of telling their kids "when you grow up and get a girlfriend or a boyfriend" or "when you get married to your spouse", and like, yea its great that they arent assuming you will be straight, but they are still placing the expectation on you to Want a romantic relationship and that you will have one no matter what. and that doesnt have to be the case!

your "happily ever after" does Not have to involve riding off into the sunset with your One True Love, it can in fact be a freezeframe of you and your best friends jumping into the air together and pulling silly faces!

idk this is. a long and rambling answer to what was a fairly simple question but. this ask hit me very close to home. i know how you feel. i felt Exactly the same way when i was your age. i felt wrong and broken and different and i didnt understand Why everyone was so excited about dating and kissing and relationships. so. im telling you what i wish someone would have told me.

take a deep breath. and let go. you dont need to have it all figured out Right Now. you can in fact just enjoy life as it happens! you dont have to know exactly what you want at this age. you can figure it out as you go. you have So Much Life ahead of you to learn and grow make mistakes and change your mind and figure things out and just. live.

the world wont end if you never want a romantic relationship. life will go on. you will find out what Really matters to you. and thats the beauty of being alive! please do not force yourself to do anything you dont Really want to do, just because thats what it feels like you're Supposed to do.

you are unique and beautiful and so so alive. you are doing just fine, and im so proud of you. you belong here.

you are loved.

[fuck-i-like-too-much-stuff]

Kriti Watches Not Me and Makes It Everyone's Problem

Pt 3.2

First of all, let me wail in the high disappointment I have felt due to the lack of Gram as well as Todd in this episode. * takes a deep breath * Look, ik they're more than likely gonna turn out to be assholes, especially Todd, because nobody in this series is intentionally gonna be endearing. But they're my blorbos now, gimme them.

Now the real questions. Who the fuck gets ready in a car and comes out looking this fine???

Everytime Sean is with Namo, he just transforms into babygurl. Look at him with his guitar, seeking advice about his friend from his mother other friend.

The fact that Yok didnt spare a second's time before punching Gumpha, that is exactly how siblings are. The judgement in their eyes too, when "Black" does everything but what you would want to do in a boxing match. Really Phi-Nong or in this case Hia and whatever the term for younger brother is.

Chaotic Neutral Behavior, and I strongly approve.

Hands are the BIGGEST differentiators between people. They are the only body organs, in a completely abled body, that are first contact for most labor. I've been waiting for someone to notice, and did think it could be while they bandaged "Black's" hands because White's would be pen-pusher soft. But Gumpha noticing just makes sense, because i think he is actually realising that this is not Black. Being his mentor, I also think Gumpha would know about White's existence from Black's mouth. So it would make sense if he joins the dots.

Baby, run!!! What are you waiting for????

Why do you not have the mask on???? How have you maintained your anonymity till now with this level of callousness?? Please-

Yes, genuis to threaten your future arsonist artist boyfriend with a gun and telling him not to follow you. That's definitely helping because he is definitely gonna be so scared.

This is just dumb artist rebel × dumb artist rebel. Love it.

[heartfucksmouth]

guys I did it

I survived a full day of being a parent WITHOUT A NAP. Aidan slept through the night in bed with me and myles, he woke up at 5am and it's 845pm and I survived the day, I didn't even lose my temper or have a meltdown or sensory overload (it is like 30 degrees out and I'm still sweaty all the time why) and Myles didn't get out of work til 11 (he's working 1am-11a ugh peak season for holidays).

sure, I got a little stressed and my brain was going in a hundred directions at once, but I GOT STUFF DONE. I DIDNT NEED A NAP (I mean, I did, I always ~need a nap, but I managed without one!) holy shit never thought it would happen. I told myles I feel insane bc I was so so sad last night but today I've been such goofy weirdo and laughing at everything. maybe the sleepy-delirium is good for me lmao

~let me list my accomplishments for the day please

•I got all our laundry out of the dryer (myles folded it later)

•I put in a load of Aidan's laundry

•made coffee and a peanut butter + jelly sandwich for breakfast lmao and a pitcher of formula for the day

•I chopped up apple and banana to put in the little mesh fruit feeder things and froze them for his teething pains. he's doing okay on the chamomile tea right now but I can't wait to use the camilia again cuz it's concentrated and I won't feel like I'm filling his belly up on tea water

• did dishes and washed Ade's bottles

• I packed up a lingerie set that I sold on depop, added some cute little surprise gifts, wrote a quick thank you card and dropped it at the post office while Myles hung with Aidan.

• While Myles had Aidan, I also sorted through my stuff that's in boxes from when I moved here, repacked some things, and got almost all my boxes onto the shelving unit in the basement. it makes me sad that I have so much cool stuff and can't display it or be my full self and feel at home.

•I took care of the dogs too, made puzzles for Zaiyah and made sure Bear wasn't licking his surgical incision - he is SO STRONG, he even tried to chase a rabbit today. crazy fucker, it's been like 3 days since you had half your shoulder muscle removed. gave lots of pets and sweet words bc they are the best dogs.

•I got little dude to nap while Myles worked out and we finished Squid Game The Challenge (minus the finale in December) and he slept for 3 frickin hours. I also deleted a million photos that were taking up all my phone storage.

•and finally I had Ade hang in his crib to wind down, while I took some photos for depop and packed a box to donate to savers tomorrow

Editing to add that I still managed to tell Myles I love him and get some good kisses and quick cuddles and man, I just really appreciate our relationship. we're insane for having a child after a year of being together - but... are we that insane? our relationship just keeps growing and getting better and feeling more solid. it's incredible. seeing him be a Dad makes me love him even more and I find him even more attractive. I used to think I was lucky in my last relationship (and people told us they were jealous) but no. no no. I was settling for less than i deserved back then (lessons lessons) this, is it. this is the relationship to thank the universe for blessing me with it.

and that's all in between bottles, diaper changes, soothing crying, playing, tummy time, crawling practice, lots of spit ups, dancing and making him laugh.

I ALSO TOOK THE CUTEST PHOTOS OF HIM WEARING A STAR WARS GROGU SWEATER AAAHHH

hope you get the idea even though I'm keeping half his face anonymous lol I just don't want photos of my kid floating around the internet - unless where I can control it. his grandparents are ridiculous with posting his photos and I can only hope they have private profiles (I keep meaning to ask)

also if we are mutuals and talk, you probably have seen photos of him. but if you haven't, you can surely ask :) he's the kind of cute where you wanna scream and it lights up your day lol not to brag, I'm still in awe I created such a beautiful human.

anyways I'm really fucking proud of myself right now. I won't always feel this way or have days like this, so I'm gonna yell about it while I feel good.

ps I STILL need to shower. the one thing I didn't manage to do. tomorrow is the day bc my mom is coming to watch Aidan for a few hours and im gonna shower and faceplant in my bed for a nap before doing my errand. I cannot wait to shower lol being a new mom is truly wild

also the way I'm writing this must sound truly manic/adhd brain and y'all just have to deal, this is who I am now.

[fanfiction4sooya]

thanksies, i guess this isnt really a problem its like making me confused..so i have a problem in school(yes im a minor im so sorry😔) i like this one girl whos like 1 yr older than me, i really like her and i kind of stalked her ig acc and i knew that she likes aespa..and since it was almost time for school holidays, i decided to confess but, i used my other account and tried to be someone else just to see something..i said "hey i like you, its ok if u dont accept because im only letting my feelings out, i also wanted to tell you that (my name) likes you too but didnt want to confess to you." i kind of exposed myself so it wont look obvious, her friends have beef with me for some reason..and then she replied with "oh im straight" and i was like okay...then i told myself to move on and i did..then when school reopened, she starts searching for me, looking at me, staring, making eye contact with me. and tbh she would even follow me sometimes..i dont want to be called delulu but i know what i saw..and i want your honest opinion on this..

also im sorry if this confused you i didnt really know how to explain😞

Oh honey bun... I am sorry you are going through those tough things.

Well, there's a few ways this could go down. I understand you secretly telling your feelings, you tested the waters; but since you've done it anonymously these looks and stares might be of:

1- Confusion as to why the "person" who told her about your feelings did that in the first place (like she might be asking who of your friends would tell on you like that). I know if it was me I'd feel bad for you having someone in your life willing to tell a major secret like that;

2- Since you told me you are a minor (btw, don't take any of my works to life or interact with them please) she probably is one too or 18 ish, she might not be out yet. You know, it's hard to getting accepted and if that's the case she might be trying to hide it or not show too much and jump into conclusions. Everyone has their own pace when it comes to coming out, not everyone feels safe to do it (understandably so). So try to be friendly if she ever stares at you again and hope for the best. You technically didn't make the first move, someone did it for you so she might be considering if it's true or not. (Also if her friends have something against you she might be scared of going after you and losing her friends or being judged, etc).

3- She is straight and it's staring because now she knows you are a sapphic and in love with her. (Or at least now she suspects it, since there's no confirmation on your part)

Well, that's it. I think patience is key in things like this, specially because you are young and so is she. Just don't let her "rejection" get too much in your mind. It's hard being a teenager, I know, but try your hardest to not run straight into dangerous situations when it comes to dating someone of the same gender as you.

I hope I was of any help, luv 💖💖 and please keep your chin up, hun. There's plenty of girls out there, try to be as confident as you can!!

(if someone has any helpful advice or feels like correcting me on something, please let me know)

[the-voldsoy]

this post is aimed at one of my followers specifically, but i cant tag or name them in it because i promised to give them privacy but. you know who you are !! and if this isnt for you pls feel free to ignore :)

happy birthday my dude !! i doubt you expect this kind of thing from me, but there is a reason im posting this semi-anonymously on tumblr dot com rather than just, you know, messaging you.

i just wanted to say that you are a great friend and i treasure your company and your opinion. i havent really known you for that long when you put it into perspective, but still i gotta tell you youre so fuckin cool!! some of the things you say youre going to do/already do, like the welding? bro im JEALOUS youre just. so cool. i really like listening to you talk, even if you dont do it too often. the more i listen to you, the more i realise youre actually,,, really fuckin intellegent?? like, i knew that already obviously but bro?? you know. SO much stuff. and are really good at explaining and sharing the info?? i think you are, at least. we share similar interests but not quite the same, and its just so interesting to hear you talk about things. you have such good ideas about things -- the game you were telling me you wanted to make? our current dnd campaign? DUDE i eat that shit UP. i know i make fun of you a lot and kinda bully you and for that im sorry -- if it is ever too far please for the love of god tell me or i will not know, and i will try to respect it. you just gotta know that none of that kind of thing is true, its all banter ;) you probably cant tell because idk how to show it, but i respect you and your opinion so much.

tldr, youre actually pretty cool and i wish i talked to you sooner. again, happy birthday and have an amazing day :)

(i was gonna get you a gift but i didnt know what so i hope youll take this instead) (i had a lot i wanted to say here and i didnt really know how to so sorry if this is kinda incomprehensible<3)

[purring-tiefling]

(doing a poll so you can give me an answer without interacting non-anonymously. lurkers i luv u)

quick overview: me & my gf are in a long distance relationship and we're watching different youtube vids on a discord call every day.

last vid we watched was actually a remix of a song we both liked. she also liked the remix and said so, and i disliked it and said (with a positive tone) "well its good that one of us liked it!"

her: "you didn't have to say it like that. you could've kept quiet"

me: "but- how would you prefer me say it? 'i didn't really like it', like that?"

her: "you didn't have to say anything at all"

me: "but i sent you music i liked some time in the past and you openly said you didn't like it?"

her: "but you were asking for my opinion by sending it to me. i didn't ask you to comment on this video"

me: "so... why do we even watch anything together if not for hearing opinions?"

her: "just 'cause?"

this might be me being anti-social or neurodivergent in some way or whatever, but i don't understand this interaction.

the thing i commented on negatively (it literally wasn't even that negative, i tried to turn it into a positive thing, but okay) wasn't something she made or had personal investment in. if she showed me her art, for example, and i didn't like it, i wouldn't say anything bad unless given permission to. or if the maker of that remix was with us in the room/call, i would just say it's nicely done.

when our opinions are the same (even if negative), it's perfectly okay to say it outloud, but this time they were different, and i was basically told to not say anything negative? like i get that hearing that something you liked your partner didn't like, because i've been there before with her, once again with music; i've been really upset actually, but those are MY feelings, not hers, and i value all of her opinions. i've worked on myself so i don't get upset when someone insults my passions, which is what i think is healthy and i recommend this to everyone. and in this situation, i think my opinion was really devalued. once again, i get being upset... but i honestly wouldn't have the strength to tell my loved one to not say her opinion if it's negative

and this point is a repeat of what i asked her: why watch anything together if not for sharing our opinions, whatever they may be?

and here comes time for the poll. so i knooowwww these categories can be too steep, but imagine this: you're in a call with us and we turn to you to decide who's right, or, at least right-er. who would you choose? this will help me understand humans a bit better. please help me im definitely fucking neurodivergent