#please someone laugh with me

[themarionette-theporcelaindoll]

[r3nblade]

[markantonys]

mat is begging for an excuse to have a bi awakening

[lemon-bread-slice]

This came to me in a vision

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

[Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[tommarvoloriddlesdiary]

Hermione: Okay — He’s a 10, but he kills people, calls his sycophants ‘Death Eaters’, and hasn’t gotten over his rather specific fear of babies. Harry: Hmm… and what’s my pet name? Hermione, sighing in dismay: He calls you ‘Darling’- Harry: Smash — we don’t need kids. 

[the--firevenus]

Love the idea of de-aged Bruce au where he turn to a lil kid but he still possessed the same skills / knowledge he already has (with some minor changes to fit in his new small body) and he's like "oh this great actually, I wish I was doing this when I was 9"

Meanwhile the boys + Alfred was stressed tf out like, "HMM LET'S NOT ACTUALLYYY" (they know Bruce is capable but also they never saw tiny Bruce and wym he's nine? He look like he's 6!? And wym he can jump very high and do the chandelier swing???? NO HE DOESNT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT—)

I think cassandra would be the most chill about it, experiencing cuteness aggression and is enabling Bruce to try trick that would raise Dick and Alfred blood pressure

Bonus point if dami was the second one that's like "?? I don't see why this is a cause of concern, I did more when I was that age" and is the second enabler (actually dragging tiny Bruce ((who now more lenient and child like despite keeping the same knowledge as older Bruce)) to some misadventures that he always wanted to do) (he wanted to be his father best friend.. Someone sedate me actually OTL)

[theboardwalkbody]

Richard Ayoade in Last One Laughing (UK)

[maryymaruu]

Something prompted me to draw these two side by side... I know I still did not properly introduce the blue one- her name is Inevitable Relativity, and I am working on her ref sheet and intro trivia ( ´ ▿ ` );

But I think in better circumstances these two could be quite good friends tbh-

[chocokano]

the weekends give me the freedom i do not deserve. anyways this is them to me

[serendipitouscontaminant]

[racke7]

De-aged and injured Danny

Danny is found out by his parents. They don't take it well.

Clockwork is very upset about this, because he'd gambled on almost-certain odds of them being chill about it. So now he has to run damage-control before this very unlikely time-line goes even further off the deep end.

Unfortunately, Danny needs to be in the living world, not the Infinite Realms. Which means that Clockwork needs to put Danny somewhere safe. Somewhere where nobody will find him.

And double-unfortunately, the only place that remotely fits this bill is to contact Lady Gotham.

City-spirits aren't... super-reliable. They're Neverborns who very very rarely consider "humanoid shapes" worth figuring out. So they just kind of... exist. An ectoplasmic presence that's undeniable, but also extremely difficult to have a conversation with.

Thankfully, Lady Gotham is (for all of her... quirks) generally very hero-aligned. Which is why she's the best one to ask for sanctuary for Danny.

Danny who Clockwork de-aged as a way to "limit his injuries" of being vivisected.

Lady Gotham agrees, but she only has one "safe place" to put him. And her Knight is a little bit too paranoid for her to just dump an injured child in his lair, without causing more trouble than it's worth.

But it's hardly a difficult thing, to arrange a few things, and place Danny in a spot where his injuries will cause her Knight to hurry to his aid.

Such as... in a room filled with medical equipment, right next door to where Joker has just lost a fight with Batman.

Things escalate somewhat when Batman finds him and makes some assumptions about what Joker has been up to. Tempers run a bit high, someone loses a few extra teeth, someone else has to physically drag Bruce off Joker's body before he beats him to death, and the Joker considers the whole thing a grand old laugh (he has no idea what's going on, but it sure pissed off Batty, and that's always a treat).

Of course, the Batfam has to actually investigate the scene, evacuate Danny, give Danny medical aid, and then also ask Danny about what happened.

Danny wakes up and is very confused about a lot of things.

He's no longer being vivisected. Great. Love that part.

He's somewhere he doesn't recognize (the Batcave). Could be good, could be bad. At least the bed is pretty nice?

He's very small. This feels like a personal attack. He might not have gotten a good growth-spurt yet, but taking away what he had is cruel and unusual.

And there's a weirdo in an... armored bat-costume? Who isn't setting off his ghost-sense? What the hell kind of "normal" person wears something like that?

Still, Danny does answer the questions that Batman asks him, because... well, there's a green post-it-note in his pocket that says he shouldn't lie.

So Danny tells Batman about his parents cutting him up "for science". And Batman hears that the Joker somehow managed to hire two mad scientists who (upon the tiniest bit of suggestion from the Joker, who'd definitely seen the similarities between Danny and Jason and thought it would be a "funny prank") had leapt at the opportunity to vivisect their own son.

This is definitely worrying, because from the phrasing, they'd been "wanting to do it for a long time". And considering Danny's slow heartbeat and low body-temperature? They'd been wanting to do it because he was a meta.

So, somewhere out there (the Bats had found no trace of the two) were two deranged lunatics who wanted to cut open metas to "see how they worked".

Batman does the very reasonable thing and actually contacts the rest of the Justice League with their descriptions, just in case they'd managed to leave Gotham before the Bats had tracked them down.

[catwouthats]

Guys, I’m pretty sure they CGIed/edited Deadpool’s boner to make it more pronounced here, and I can’t stop laughing

Some fuck had to sit in front of their computer and edit this so there was dramatic lightning on his dick 😭😭😭😭 you can see the fucking ridges, I’m losing it 😭😭😭

[oldpeculier]

lewis, duncan and barry in jf2:

simon in jf2:

[anomalyaly]

[cj-kenobi]

a wild otter-wan has appeared!

do you:

- fight! - give him a little pat!