#please someone get my reference
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dipperscavern · 30 days ago
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women (me) only want one thing: stark men in their beds -📰
we ask for ONE SIMPLE THING and god is like “oh no no no, you’re not getting a stark — don’t even think about it girl”
fuck my fucking life
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What if.. i illegally knocked down the walls of my really tiny apartment and used square galvanized steel to fix it
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averagecygnet-blog · 8 months ago
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my decision: queen impregnator
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fantastic thing for the fucking judge to be saying. love the legal system
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beaft · 1 year ago
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i went to get my t-shot yesterday and it took me an hour and a half to get to the clinic and as soon as i got on the bed the nurse dropped my t-shot and it broke and now they're trying to make me pay for the replacement. i think the fuck not lmao
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anbaisai · 7 months ago
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Blep. (Sequel to the boop)
Or alternatively titled: Snake Jamil, but even larger noodle
The species that Jamil is based on here is called the Blood Python (special thanks to @kirexa for the information!), which can reach an average of 4-6 ft in length and up to 30 lbs in weight.
Bonus panel:
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amelizscribbles · 7 months ago
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just wanted to sketch his hands♡
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wootzietoozee · 2 years ago
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i'm the burger king /ref
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Prance the Prance of Fools - Submitted by SeesawSiya
#3f2318 #be331e #eaae89 #cd841e #817c21 #b9a6bc
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tsarjozinzbazin · 3 months ago
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who's this diva
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charbroiledchicken · 5 months ago
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*the slytherin skittles on a hike*
Dorcas: It’s beautiful out here. Regulus: And quiet. Dorcas: Too quiet. Regulus: Did we lose someone?
*exit Barty and Evan pursued by bear*
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canon-gabriel-quotes · 7 months ago
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No... How can this be?
Daddy’s favorite wine sippy cup...
Now I’m going to have to drink it out of the box like a fucking animal!
You’ve taken everything from me, Machine.
And now we’re going to get drunk together.
That’s right, the only way to repay me for your sins and the breaking of my favorite wine glass, is to finish off this box of wine with me!
And we’re going to have conversations that we think are deep only because we're drunk off our asses.
And by dawn's light, who knows, maybe enemies will be turned into…
EVEN STRONGER FUCKING ENEMIES I’M GOING TO KILL YOU.
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waterisasoup · 10 months ago
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happy thirsty thursday everyone :)
It’s #Thirsty #Thirsty #Thursday ! 😎🎆🎉✨ #LivingRoom #IndianRanch #tour #AJR
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koifly · 6 months ago
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Guys, I swear James does actually care for Toby. I swear.
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itsriotmotherfuckers · 2 months ago
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Whenever I get comments on my fics I’m just like “oh you like my writing? You enjoyed this enough to tell me? How do you feel about a fall wedding? Or spring or summer or winter I’m not picky, whenever you want. I will literally take a bullet for you”
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hintcoined · 2 months ago
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we need to talk about the end of this case because what
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thesealantern · 1 month ago
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Pink corruption if it came out in 1884
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princelyre · 2 months ago
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CREECHUR! ATTACK!
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